No need to clarify you're a virgin if you buy this tbqh

who would want to dispray that shit

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you put this shit on a shelf near your gaming desk. Do you just keep it close to remind you that you waste all of your money?

@464315379
>posts unfunny joke
>Gets no replies
Must suck to be a faggot huh?

Jesus christ you're newer than a newfag

:^)

You were doing well until you actually replied to xir. @ posting is still a reply, moron.

>he doesn't know

>being this new
heres your (You)

Attached: FLY, O HOLY POST.png (696x802, 296K)

is the penis modelled?

Who the fuck thought a tabletop artificial-womb was a good fucking idea for paraphernalia??!

have sex

don't have sex

>shitty greentext formatting
>using @ on Yea Forums

>you were doing well
>xir

the amount of faggotry in this thread

(You)

seething baby killer

too easy

get married
have babies

>he doesn't like wet specimens
haremofgothaltandemogirlslaughing.raw

Attached: diaphonized-specimens-1.jpg (600x800, 56K)

>all the virgins butthurt about this
>wondering how they'll explain it to guests/girls (even tho they never have company)

Meanwhile i showed my gf the CE after the trailer dropped and we both went together to preorder it.

Damn it feels good not to be a bitter Yea Forumsirgin

Attached: 1559256603306.png (633x874, 211K)

how weird of you to call your mother your GF. Not surprising that you still have your parents buying video games for you

It's the babby from Death Stranding. It's a genetically-engineered quantum psychic babby, and the hazard suits people wear tap into their blood streams while also hooking up to the port on that pod to act as an artificial umbilical cord. This serves two functions. The first is that the quantum wibbling allows someone connected to babby to pass through the shear points in reality that have broken up the world. The second is to act as an explanation for the game's respawn system. When the user is about to die, the babby knows it and also is aware it depends on the umbilical to survive, so it instinctively resets both itself and the user to the last known safe quantum state.

Or if you meant in the more literal sense, it's a collector's edition replica of the babby capsule.

This is why I blow all my money on weed. All my money eventually gets burned into the air so my faggy interests are never on display.

Lmao how hard can you project you angry loser

Literally have sex.

This is way too big, it should be at best the size of a soda can imo.

>reddit spacing

>reddit spacing
KEK i think you're on the wrong site

>already sold out and Ebay full of it doubled in price
just fuck my shit up

I wouldnt know i dont go there, do you?

So much butthurt over a piece of plastic, but the reality is youre just a bitter faggot lmao

>green texting

do you come to internet to lie kid?

Attached: 1557140566187.jpg (992x565, 173K)

There's nothing that wrong with killing a baby in its underdeveloped, mostly unconscious in-utero form if you have a good reason.

Very high.

Attached: 2ogYpcf.jpg (1920x1080, 1.14M)

Are you actually so far gone that you think someone having a gf and preordering a game would be made up?

There is going ot be at least one pedo sperg on Yea Forums who takes the plastic baby out of the thing and makes a fuckdoll out of it.

Attached: 5559995.jpg (648x595, 49K)

>Japan is creating artificial babies in laboratory

>The biomedicine doctor Hideo Kojima has begun mass production of babies in artificial wombs to make up for Japan's low birth rate.

Attached: kojimbo.jpg (720x1229, 77K)

>Brazilian intellectuals
I'm sure there are people retarded enough to believe that WhatsApp chain hoax

treating backlinks as some kind of (you) upvote instead of a way to create clarity to the flow of conversation is newfag cancer. fuck off idiot.

How do you do that
That chameleon looks amazing

lmao

Cool, my own test tube baby!

The race is on to see who will be the first to hot glue it.

Attached: 1547248098585.jpg (500x432, 26K)

>I can own a funky fetus of my own
Sweet.

He says that now, but Brazil's best minds are already working on potential soup recipes.

>creating artificial babies
One could say that he's a mom, or considering the amount of babies, big mama.

Based
Thank you
Hope this game is good. That's a decent concept

God, shit like this just astounds me. Just sticking a fucking baby inside a fucking container like that. Kojima really is a fucking insane hack. Stupid ass gook.

The irony of all these seething replies.

Where did you get all this info from?
>When the user is about to die, the babby knows it and also is aware it depends on the umbilical to survive, so it instinctively resets both itself and the user to the last known safe quantum state.
Kojima explicitly stated what happens when player "dies" and it's not even close.

Owning this is a tangible indicator that you have no self awareness or common sense whatsoever. It's "bloody torso" tier insanity.

delicia....

First developed in 1977 by the scientists G. Dingerkus and L.D. Uhler, the process of diaphonization has also been known as “clearing and staining.” The animals are rendered transparent (the “clearing”) by bathing in a soup of trypsin, a digestive enzyme that slowly breaks down their flesh. They also soak in several batches of bone, muscle, or cartilage dyes (the “staining”), with alizarin red and alcian blue the most commonly used.

The main question is, does it have penis or vagina?

Attached: 1559404903465.jpg (276x277, 34K)

No seriously what is this guy's deal?

where do i buy it?

Why the fuck would anyone unironically want something like this prominently displayed in their home? Imagine bringing a girl home and she sees a fucking baby in a jar on your bookshelf. What the fuck does that tell people?

I think it's already sold out, user.
$200 a pop, amazon, gamestop and bestbuy dont have it available.

That you are just being yourself

>all these normalfags ITT concerned about what would other normalfags think

Attached: 1559405180875.jpg (200x202, 12K)

>dealing with bitches that take shit at face value
That's a big no, dude. Not only in an immediate sense, but especially in the long run. That's the type of girl that'll hear a past story from your childhood and assume you couldn't've changed since then. Or finds a Playboy and with great derangement calculates you're cheating on her.

Imagine if Death Stranding becomes a massive phenomenon, with TV shows and movies and several games, and millions of people get convinced that walking around with a fetus strapped to your chest is a cool thing to do.

"It's from a videogame" Is all you need to say

>Imagine bringing a girl home
Why?

It tells them to stop being NPC's who leap to stupid conclusions because they draw all their life experiences from TV shows and movies

I would say there is an actual chance of that happening. Simply because there's millions of hipsters who would cry "NO!! YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND!! ITS DEEP MAN!!!"

Attached: they don't think it be like it is, but it do.png (472x496, 114K)

It's that female torso of dead island all over again

When you have sex, unless you put a kid into her, it ceases to exist, only being a memory in your head.

Still available on newegg fags I just ordered mine

you think that case will be heavy duty or some flimsy plastic shit

Why are you guys worried? Nobody comes to visit you anyway

Bridge Baby, or "bb" for short.

it's big boss