I didn't think It was possible....
I am one of the best gamers in mankind... I've beaten all games. I've mastered fighting games, I've outstrat'ed genius AI in RTS and Turn based games..
But this.... It was too strong... I didn't even last 5 minutes. Yea Forums. Can you win? Can you beat..... this impossible....g
gg ez
But do I need to be 25 or older?
Yes. And you must own a computer
>being such a pathetic failure of a man that you can't even edge for at least 4 hours to porn games
fuck that, my dick would hurt edging that long
Fucking casuals.
I bet you stop after one orgasm aswell.
Anyone tried this game? Is it good?
bruh, have you tried to get jerked off after you orgasm? it feels weird
>can't last 5 minutes
Sounds like a shit game.
Your refraction period goes up drastically as you age unfortunately.
>only see ads when people make fun of them
are you ironically not blocking adds?
YOU will CUM!!!!!! in 5 minutes if you play this game
Yea Forums is full of underage third-world phoneposters so yes.
>i used to orgams up to 4 times a day
>now i do it once and i'm fine
>lmao you're underaged for not blocking ads on sites that need money that you want to support
Kill yourself leech nigger. I bet you don't seed your torrents either. Fucking dreg.
>moralfag
>I will subject myself to malware vectors so someone can make half of a cent.
>An actual nigger
As in, not a black person. But a low down piece of shit. Aka (You).
Ah, so you're retarded and can't do anything without shitty plugins and programs protecting you. Thanks for telling me you're so retarded you need multiple safety nets just to browse the internet.
if you can't play a game for more than 5 minutes doesn't that indicate the game isn't very good?
Not even trying are (you)?
>says the guy using a generic Yea Forums vernacular brush off response
If you had no argument you shouldn't said anything faggot.
I see you like to live on the edge too.
>Why don't you just punch the code you don't like, like a real man
I couldn't resist!
please don't shill on our clean carpet, or we'll have you put down.
But I was ju-COME PLAY MY LORD- oh god.
I like playing shitty browser porn games but these always end up being normal mobileshit
>the baloons tower defence advert parodying these adverts everywhere
one of the most based moments in flash game history
>5 minutes
You've played some casul shit
>ad says try not to cum
>object of the game is to cum
WHICH ONE IS IT
I can edge for that long but I can't fucking continue after cumming
> I can't fucking continue after cumming
Have penis in vagina sex and you'll awaken the skill inside yourself to keep going
You guys ever play Dark Throne? Now that was the shit.
what's a girlfriend
>are you ironically not blocking adds?
Sometimes I actually disable my adblocker just to see those hilariously bad ads. This shit is geuinely funny, especially considering that apparently people actually fall for this shit and click.