SATURDAY NIGHT/MORNING MOTHERFUCKER

I nog niggers

MODS I AM SAYING THE N WORD

>PLAYAN
Watch dogs two and waiting for a screwdriver so I can clean my ps4 to play dreams and yakuza 0
>WATCHAN
YouTube shit and maybe some shit on shudder or Amazon prime
>LISTENAN
Radio rock 92.9
>READAN
Steel ball run
>EATAN
Grilled bone in pork chops
>DRINKAN
Aqua and dr pepper
>FAPPAN
/y/ or erp or just imagination
>FEELAN
Better than yesterday playing dnd tomorrow gonna try and chilling today

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Did summer break start early

>>PLAYAN
Death End Re Quest.
It's ok.
>>WATCHAN
New Swamp Thing show
It's ok.
>>LISTENAN
Nothing
>>READAN
Yea Forums
>>EATAN
Made some daikons and potatos
>>DRINKAN
Cola
>>FAPPAN
Anime cfnm
>>FEELAN
I'm ok. Getting real into Death Stranding stuff.

It fucks me up everytime. But I have one directly across from my apartment. It's a fucking siren song.

NO I AM DRUNKS TO MANY DRINKS YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

>PLAYAN
Sekiro. Motherfuck this giant ape, this is the most tedious boss fight ever in a FromShit game
>WATCHAN
Myself lose
>LISTENEN
Danheim and Vivaldi
READAN
Road to Disaster by Brian Vandemark in between losing, plus this bread
>EATAN
Three cup chicken, delicious gook dish I made last night
>DRINKAN
Cold brew cawfee
>FAPPAN
The memory of a drunken hot tub experience I had in ‘09
>FEELEN
Dunno what that means

>PLAYAN
some W*rframe and maybe PQ2 later
>WATCHAN
JewTube
>LISTENAN
Killer Instinct OST
>EATAN
Pasta and kimchi
>DRINKAN
plain water, gotta lay off the sugary jew
>FEELAN
like shit

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FFFFFFFFFUCK YOU I AM THE MASTER GODDAMIT!

>>/r/eddit

I'm going to ask you what I ask all drunk anons as it's always fun.

Drunkenly explain the most complicated video game series lore or plot that you can while drunk.

>daikon
What’s that?
>Death Stranding
I just want to know more about Mads’s character, literally don’t care about anyone else. He seems like an idealistic scientist/military agent who’s gained powers in the underworld. That’s just too cool to resist.

DICKS

Probably not drunk prob just some le wacky pretend to be retarded

>PLAYAN
Gungeon and Starlink, some Smash in between
>WATCHAN
Nada
>LISTENAN
Nada
>READAN
Nada
>EATAN
About to have some high tier bbq
>DRINKAN
German beer
>FAPPAN
Mostly cheating tag
>FEELAN
Im not really feeling it

XENOGEARS...GOD HATES YOU GIVE HIM A BABY

Really nervous about the game tonight, lads

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shift is over time to smash pussy and shut the fuck up

Daikon is like a big Japanese radish.

way too fucking early, but ok

>Dunno what that means
you're supposed to say how you're feeling, what's on your mind etc

>PLAYAN
i just finished fear 1, really good game, it's in my top 5 now
i don't know what i should play now though
>WATCHAN
i might watch something from my movie backlog but either way i'm just waiting for the new chernobyl episode
>READAN
i have a $10 coupon so i might buy a book but i don't really know if i want to. i can't really get into books anymore, i just give up after about 10 pages, used to read a lot more in the past
>EATAN
not hungry
>DRINKAN
water, tea maybe
>FEELAN
since i just finished fear 1 i'm trying to wrap my head around the story, more specifically norton mapes' role in it
i just don't really understand why he was against the protag the whole time and at the last minute decided to be a good guy, and i can't really find a good explanation about it anywhere. it's about the one thing i don't really understand

Fully explain it. Explain ALL of Xenogears! Everything!

NO FUCKK YOU TOO LONG

if you're really drunk and you're posting here i don't think you'd have anything better to do

This is it for you. If you lose you'll fade into 4th place obscurity for years, and many of your top players will probably leave for other clubs.
I really hope Liverpool don't win.

its so hot outside lads

also
>PLAYAN
Whispers of a machine
>READAN
Temple of the golden pavilion - yukio mishima
>DRINKAN
Beer
>EATAN
jell-o

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youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE

lol

reddit please go

>PLAYAN
Got Persona Q2 from a thread a few days ago, gonna give that a go
>WATCHAN
Re-watching Evangelion
>LISTENAN
/wsg/ ygyl
>EATAN
Salmon and rice
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
lolis

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>PLAYAN
Quake possibly later on
>WATCHAN
YouTube
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Yea Forums
>EATAN
Eggs, steak, and rice
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Undyne
>FEELAN
Going camping with my parents in a bit. Need a new hobby of some kind but don't know what. Officially gave up trying to play any instrument yesterday.

>PLAYAN
Smash Ultimate
>WATCHAN
Mikunopolis concert
youtu.be/Va9Zt9HY-ik
>LISTENAN
youtu.be/NxSXkCA1-Pc
>READAN
/cgl/
>EATAN
Tempura shrimp and leftover pizza
>DRINKAN
Rockstar Hardcore Apple
>FAPPAN
Gay chubs
>FEELAN
Working for rent and AX as usual, also seriously debating on quitting by the end of the year.

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>also seriously debating on quitting by the end of the year
Why's that, user?

i always feel bad when the weather is nice and i sit inside getting wasted. oh well

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Disgruntled employees plus dipping employee morale plus a hostile work environment usually equals a sinking ship.

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Git gud

>>PLAYAN
Titanfall 2
>>WATCHAN
Lucifer season 4 is the first time the show has been moderately good because the overarching plot is carrying at a decent pace, the dynamics have been shaken up a bit, and Eve a fucking cute. A cute! The procedural stuff is still stupid predictable
>>LISTENAN
Neh
>>READAN
Yea Forums
>>EATAN
Hot fresh meal prep. Honey onions garlic chicken with rice and veggies
>>DRINKAN
About to finish a six pack of average pale ale. Got two Tuatara Tomahawk's sitting in the fridge after that too, not a beer snob but that shit is tight. I wish I had more but I'm trying to cut back
>>FAPPAN
Trying to cut that back a bit too
>>FEELAN
My life is boring as fuck but I'm not depressed or anything so yeah it's okay

>I'm ok. Getting real into Death Stranding stuff
Elaborate? What stuff? Does anyone even know what the game is at the moment?

>The memory of a drunken hot tub experience I had in ‘09
Elaborate?

youtube.com/watch?v=9aZwFQbeD1k

>PLAYAN
Lord of Thunder
>WATCHAN
America First
>LISTENAN
TDS
>READAN
My medical results
>EATAN
Cereal
>DRINKAN
Milk
>FAPPAN
Im trying to stop
>FEELAN
depressed, hopefully my medical results are good on top of that i had some clashes with people very important to me

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>LISTENAN
>Killer Instinct OST
based

youtube.com/watch?v=fckRgkNJWZY

>>PLAYAN
Mask of deception. Been thinking about starting war of the lions but I'm not sure. I couldn't it in the language I want to play so I might have to just bite the bullet and play in English.
>>WATCHAN
Dororo.
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=IBCN88B56jo
>>READAN
Mask of deception.
>>EATAN
Ribs. Fries. Recently got an air fryer so I've been testing stuff on it.
>>DRINKAN
Water.
>>FAPPAN
Nothing decided yet.
>>FEELAN
ok

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I feel your pain. Jack in the box is right next to my apt complex and when I'm drunk I can't help myself.

>PLAYAN
Lapis x Labyrinth thanks to whoever made that thread earlier. Haven’t played much, but it seems like exactly my kind of game! Going to head to a friend’s place to check out the Granblue beta. Looks neat
>WATCHAN
2011 horse show in about an hour
>LISTENAN
Musical recordings on Spotify
>READAN
Internet
>EATAN
Not sure just yet. I want to eat healthy, but I’m easily tempted by shit
>DRINKAN
Hopefully just water, but we’ll see
>FAPPAN
Nothing
>FEELAN
I had a revelation about a week ago and I’m actually feeling a lot of things. This isn’t /r9k/ though so I won’t say

>PLAYAN
EO untold 1
>WATCHAN
Nothing
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
Nothing
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Nothing
>FEELAN
Still at the hospital with my mom.

>PLAYAN
Yakuza Kiwami 2
>WATCHAN
Blade runner 2049 for the 3rd time
>LISTENAN
Game ost
>READAN
Yea Forums
>EATAN
Beef jerky
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Trying to cut back on that
>FEELAN
Depressed. Almost all of my old high school friends have moved away and now I only have 1 friend left, also my contract job ends next week so I won’t have any work. Doesn’t help that I’m a 21yr old KHV either.

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At least it ain’t Chipotle bad

>FEELAN
sorry user, hopefully things are going to get better

WOOOOOOOOOOO IMMA FUCK THE SHIT OUT ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHA FUCK YEA MILK!

>PLAYAN
Dishonored 2
>WATCHAN
Just downloaded Bumblebee and Aquaman.
>LISTENAN
Super Mega Cast
>READAN
College romance I'm writing
>EATAN
Watermelon
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
NFL cheerleaders
>FEELAN
Alright

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>PLAYAN
Moinecraft
Kinda want to play some rpg maker h games later
>WATCHAN
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Ctrl Paint videos
>LISTENAN
Nothing now
>EATAN
Had some chicken biscuit for breakfast
>DRINKAN
Crystal light lemonade
>FAPPAN
A loli fox girl doujin suckered me in last night
>FEELAN
Well rested for once. Feeling creative. I want to make a game or a comic. Perhaps of the lewd variety.

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>>EATAN
Based and niggerpilled, watermelons are great

Thanks mate, I appreciate it

Take care of yourself user.

>PLAYAN
Pokemon Black 2
>WATCHAN
Either going to see Godzilla or Detective Pikachu
>LISTENAN
youtu.be/JmGMzyajA2U
>READAN
This thread
>EATAN
Pizza
>DRINKAN
I wish some wine
>FAPPAN
-
>FEELAN
I've started taking Zoloft and Wellbutrin, not sure how to feel so far.

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Never stop fapping ALWAYS FAP HARD AND FAST! MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE MASTER GODDAMMIT

Dude! You are going to be okay!!!! Cheers.

>PLAYAN
Push through and finish either MM10 as Bass or Ninja Gaiden Sigma. Maybe lab time in a fighting game like UMvC3, MvC2, or DBFZ. Maybe boot up that Dark Messiah demo I got last week, a free Steam game I got the week before, or a game I heard about on Yea Forums this week Eat The Dungeon.
>WATCHAN
Debating if I want to go see Godzilla today or wait a little while.
>LISTENAN
No clue. That Guitar Hero/Rock Band thread last night made me want to listen to DJ Hero's OST, TV on the Radio, Mars Volta, and some power metal, though.
>READAN
Yea Forums and Dr. Stone as usual. I read that manga slow as fuck because I don't want to feel "caught up".
>EATAN
Gonna get an English Muffin with PB for breakfast.
>DRINKAN
OJ because breakfast.
>FAPPAN
Nutted harder than I have in months last night just from accidentally edging for hours trying to find a specific image. I didn't find it.
>FEELAN
Pretty good. It's my mom's birthday today so I'm about to give her a call.

I should really just read JoJo. My brain is telling me to watch Part 5 all the way through before reading the rest, but it also doesn't want to start until the Part is done airing. I love seeing art from Part 7 but I'm not just going to skip. HttF2 and/or All-Star Battle 2 when?
>New Swamp Thing show
That DC service is seeming better than I expected, but that also might just be because of Doom Patrol. I've heard that they just go in and adapt Mr. Nobody, Danny the Street, Flex Mentallo, and a bunch of other weird Morrison shit.
Take a 30 minute walk while it's nice, get a bit hot and tired, just a bit, and then spoil yourself inside. Feels good.
I kinda want to see Bumblebee for the Cybertron battle scene, and also John Cena.

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thanks user, times are difficult right now
I keep hearing that fapping too much is bad for your health

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>PLAYAN
Isaac, Peggle
>WATCHAN
Youtube, rerunning Kickstarter Crap
>LISTENAN
Tricky
>READAN
Yea Forums
>EATAN
chicken nuggets with blue cheese
>DRINKAN
Coffee and beer
>FAPPAN
Later if my friend's not DTF after bar night.
>FEELAN
Pretty good. Going to get a few drinks at the bar terrace soon.

How's the air fryer been treating you so far? Been thinking of getting one.
Happy birthday to user's mom

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>PLAYAN
Nothing
>WATCHAN
Fallout 76 1001 glitches video
>LISTENAN
Podcasts
>READAN
Looking for something new
>EATAN
Going out to eat soon
>DRINKAN
Tea
>FAPPAN
Don't fap
>FEELAN
Empty. Have to do some annoying uni work once I've finished eating. Have wasted my entire day.
Hope you're alright user
You can still make your life worthwhile and enjoyable, user, but it's gonna take work

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...YOU ARE NOT THE MASTER GODDAMMIT!!!

Thanks user
Yeah I’m honestly not sure what to do at this point, I just hope that I’ll be able to land another job after this one, but I was a NEET for a year as I was trying to get a job so I’m kinda doubtful.

>PLAYAN
Bravely Default
>WATCHAN
Waiting for the CL final, I unironically want Spurs to win
>LISTENAN
Spotify recommendations
>READAN
Yea Forums, Yea Forums
>EATAN
Just had a Mars bar, will odrer pizza for the match time
>DRINKAN
Alcohol
>FAPPAN
Not today
>FEELAN
Pretty good but also this

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>hopefully my medical results are good on top of that i had some clashes with people very important to me
Are they related to the depression?

Can you make jerky with an air fryer? Homemade jerky might be redneck as fuck but it is god damn fucking delicious

>Lapis x Labyrinth
Quick rundown?

>I had a revelation about a week ago and I’m actually feeling a lot of things. This isn’t /r9k/ though so I won’t say
Do it. I accepted (remembered) some weird childhood shit recently that's fucked up my sex life and I have no idea what to do with it

>Depressed. Almost all of my old high school friends have moved away and now I only have 1 friend left, also my contract job ends next week so I won’t have any work. Doesn’t help that I’m a 21yr old KHV either.
Small-town guy here, move. If the place you're in doesn't do anything for you there's nothing stopping you from fucking off

Besides some editing and that final superhero stuff, your writing is very nice. I like how it reads a bit like a hostage scene because Sydney has the upper hand due to her confidence, and how much character comes through in your dialogue. I'm not a pro though so just take that as a compliment with some maybe constructive stuff in it.

Fapping is bad for your health in the sense that you are wasting time & energy you could be using for something else or chaffing your dick. Maybe if it's to porn videos constantly you could also be warping your penis to like things that are possible but not realistic if you fap to them nonstop. There's more health benefits to a regular schedule of orgasms than there are significant physical issues with jacking off nonstop unless there's some special case.

Really, the main benefit of cutting back is just being able to fill that time with something else. I'm trying to cut back myself but only because I'm going to room with a friend for a semester after this Summer so I can't be nutting 5-10 times a week like I do now. Just think of it like this: the less you fap, the stronger each fap will be.

Stop putting morning in the title for fuck's sake, it's always morning somewhere in the world.

>I should really just read JoJo. My brain is telling me to watch Part 5 all the way through before reading the rest, but it also doesn't want to start until the Part is done airing. I love seeing art from Part 7 but I'm not just going to skip. HttF2 and/or All-Star Battle 2 when?
part 5 is gonna end in a few weeks and just fucking read a synopsis of part 6 its the worst part i only liked two characters through all of it araki just forgot how to write

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Not quite, my health is not very good right now so i got examined by doctors, it doesn´t help my mood tho

What about the fights? Sounds like you're in a messy place no matter what though, stay strong user and remember that it's not always like this

Oh ok. Well in that case, feeling pretty good.
>elaborate?
I cucked one of my friends by screwing his girlfriend in the hot tub of a hotel we were all staying at during a beach vacation. It was into the wee hours of the morning on Fourth of July weekend. The others had wandered off to the beach, or fallen asleep, and she suggested we get in the hot tub... and things went from there. I know I should’ve felt bad about it, but it was honestly an amazing experience

>PLAYAN
Tekken 7. It's my first Tekken and I only started playing it yesterday but I already fucking love it, it just "clicks" with me in a way that 2D fighting games don't for some reason.
>WATCHAN
JoJo
>LISTENAN
King Crimson
>EATAN
Lasagna
>DRINKAN
Coke
>FEELAN
Pretty good

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>the fights
yes, that is the main cause, i hope things get better soon... thanks for caring user, it feels nice

>How's the air fryer been treating you so far? Been thinking of getting one.
I've tested fish, ribs, fries and chicken wings. With the exception of fries they all work amazingly well. It's almost like magic.
The fries though, they need to be coated with a bit of olive oil for the end result to be good, otherwise they get dry and honestly taste quite awful. Just a bit of olive oil is enough, but still, it's still oil. That kind of defeats the purpose of using an air fryer in the first place.

>jerky
Never even thought about trying that. I'm not American.

I have to wageslave today because some idiot stole money and got fired. I was really looking forward to having a Saturday off and watching ufc. Oh well, hope you all have a good day.

>>PLAYAN
Maybe a few rounds of Siege. I've been playing RDR2 late at night and getting super immersed.
>>WATCHAN
Catching what I can of the UFC before work, Ill probably see everything but the main event.
>>LISTENAN
Ween
>>READAN
Steins;Gate vn
>>EATAN AND DRINKAN
big breakfast of eggs and sausage with coffee
>>FEELAN
Not too bad

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>chicken nuggets with blue cheese
Patrician taste
>if my friend’s not DTF
This user knows what life’s about

Not him but the air fryer I have is amazing. It's useful for everything you can think of.

>PLAYAN
Thracia 776 on Elite/Paragon mode
>WATCHAN
Nothing
>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=hfY3MqReyW0
>READAN
Some book that might help me accept myself
>EATAN
About to make carbonara
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
exhentai.org/g/1389284/59574df209/
>FEELAN
Hungry and horny, not sure if I should cook or fap first. Probably cook.

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CHICKEN DICKS!

>Eatan
>Drinkan
>Fappan
Fucking nice my man. Thanks for the indirect birthday wishes as well.
I'd feel weird skipping it. I've liked the cast from it that I've seen in ASB and memes.

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