>tfw no big boobie anime gf to play switch with
why live?
Tfw no big boobie anime gf to play switch with
Jeremiah Nguyen
Jaxson Bell
to become the big boobie anime gf
Leo Ward
I would rather play on PS4 or vita
Chase Sanchez
Honestly true VR can't come soon enough.
Just plug me up to the AnimeMatrix already.
Ethan Wood
>no careless sweaty summer sex and play vidya after
>you missed out on teen love
Tyler Brown
it's okay you wouldn't understand a word from her anyway
Adrian King
How is that a deal breaker?
Joshua Hall
wrong
Jackson Parker
i learned japnese from animes
not even joking
i was in advanced class in japanese language school in japan
Jose Harris
and that's a good thing
Adam Perez
it would be awkward and she would probably leave after a day
Charles Williams
in this hypothetical scenario she is already my big boobie anime gf
Samuel Rodriguez
Well, no, we still have a chance until 27. College geek girls would replicate the feeling of teen love albeit, harder to find, being that most people have partners the older they get. We're losing our grasp at our chance, but we still have a small flame of hope. Gotta act fast.
William Morgan
that fucking bow on panties is magnificent
Daniel Campbell
joke's on you my waifu is mute and communicates entirely in signs and body language.
Kayden Lee
Blake Hill
i want a brown delinquent onee san with big titties and a fang to play videogames with me and then rape my dick with her pussy tbqh
Brody Watson
The only words I would need are from hentai anyway
Jordan Walker
i want that slut on the right
Jose Hill
Why are we still here?
Camden Campbell
S-SHIMATTA!
Isaiah Ramirez
sauce
Luis Ortiz
>tfw 28
Ethan Smith
Camden Sanchez
why is she so sweaty
Blake Moore
>visits gamer girl for video games
>no makeups
>no shaving
>offers you cold pizza slice
>tank top no bra
>burps and stratches butt openly
>gives you 2nd controller covered with cheetos
Some people in this thread RIGHT NOW likes this kind of girls. Outrageous!
Carter Harris
Mason Brown
>Cucking the girl in the back
based
Levi Cooper
Motion controls man.
Wyatt Baker
Anime GFs are perfect because they are born from imagination, and are free from the flaws of reality. So use your imagination.
Zachary Young
Matthew Hernandez
Guys...my work crush hung out with me last weekend and she's coming over again tomorrow. Nothing has happened so far but since she got my number we've been texting every day.
I think she has a boyfriend but also she's dropped hints that the relationship is over and has been for a bit. What do I do? Should I keep playing it cool? The plan is just to hang out for a couple hours at my place again.
Jacob Richardson
Dude, just wipe the controller off.
Cameron Murphy
haha
Evan Davis
Sounds like you want a boyfriend.
Andrew Campbell
imagine the smell
Jose Cooper
>tfw even if you get a gf there's a very low chance she'll have massive milk globes
Christopher Ward
I've got a big booby gf to play Switch with. I beat her on MK8 and she gets mad.
She's not anime though
Ryan Sanders
>all of this but makeup and they're basically a bimbo
Im so confused
Adam Reed
Remember to stock up on eggs in advance.
Austin Jenkins
Camden Brooks
Already have two dozen in the fridge but she says she doesn't like them. Do I still try to feed her some?
David Ward
Sounds fucking hot
Elijah Richardson
If you get a chance go for it. Not in like a desperate way though. If you keep “playing it cool” you’re just telling her let’s be friends. If she rejects you then play it cool
Grayson Butler
Got a big boobie wife.
If she ever brought home weeb shit it would be ex-wife, though.
Jace Rodriguez
I believe in you user, couple of weeks ago me and my workmates (and crush) went out for some drinks and we ended up kissing.
Last night me and my crush went out for some drinks then came home and cuddled for hours and watched a film.
You can do it!
Jace Harris
that's literally my gf
Camden Murphy
Charles Gutierrez
She HAS to eat the eggs. There’s no choice involved
Jackson Collins
Even if that's true there's no way you don't talk like a sperg as a result
Isaiah Walker
>visits gamer girl for video games
>no makeups
>no shaving
>tank top no bra
please remind me how this is a bad thing again?
Jordan Butler
Last week we just sat on the couch but she brushed up against my leg a few times and was pretty close to resting her head on my lap.
What's a non-weird way to ask to cuddle? I want to so bad but I don't want to come off as a tryhard. Not sure the best way to ask if she wants to rest her head on my lap instead of a pillow.
Aiden Peterson
ah, perfect..
Jace Reyes
Reverse cuckolding is still cuckolding, kill yourself
Camden Morales
Are you guys drinking alcohol at all? Maybe if you both had a drink it might make things easier for both of you.
I'm not talking getting absolutely drunk, just a few to lighten the mood a bit.
Isaac Ward
Yeah... I know that feeling.
Where is that four panel comic of a dude seeing other in love, envying it, ending up on Yea Forums and saying "comedy gold" anyway?
Angel Clark
Not that I know of, just eating some snacks and watching movies. Don't want to make it seem like I want to get her drunk to take advantage of her
Mason Scott
Yeah thats true, you don't want that.
Sorry I'm not good for advice user. I just asked her "Want to cuddle" and she said Yes...
William Myers
Nolan Jackson
I'll just keep doing what I'm doing. Going to assume it's working otherwise she wouldn't be asking to hang out again at my place two weekends in a row.
Dominic Mitchell
no reason to live. i wish i could be pampered by a big booby woman at the very least.
Kayden Stewart
Why 27?
Carter Brooks
depressing, isn't it?
Liam Cox
guys i didnt had a gf in 11 years
at least i touched a girl when i was young right?
Jaxon Brooks
user if she has a boyfriend and she is spending time with you and eventually breaks up with her boyfriend for you, don't be surprised when she does the same to you.
Levi Stewart
nah.. dude.
ちょっと = wait
君 = you
新作ゲーム = new gemu
Cooper Cooper
Yeah that's a completely valid point. She's the type of girl that fears confrontation, so instead of breaking up with someone she'll kind stick in the relationship until communication between her and her partner fades. Working with her for a few years now and she's gone through like 3 relationships that end up this way.
Kind of seems like a big red flag but also when she talks about the guys she dates, I think she just has shit taste in guys. Which means maybe things aren't looking to hot for me.
Justin Baker
>tfw no big boobie gf
Colton Ross
>tfw nothing
Adrian Murphy
9 years here and counting but eh, i lost all interest in other people anyways
Matthew Kelly
>tattoo
Gabriel Robinson
go shoot up a school
Jeremiah Rogers
>TFW I could have had that but I was too afraid of my parents beating me.
Evan Collins
Die tranny
Jack Lewis
>sweaty as fuck
>unbuttoned shorts
What the hell was she doing, fucking the switch?
Ian Ward
Sila?
Isaiah Russell
literally my gf, but we don't eat cheetos and she doesn't like cold pizza.
we also met on Yea Forums in a vocaroo thread like 6 years ago, e-dated for about 1.5 years visiting each other, she moved in 4.5 years ago.
Michael Ward
Thomas Wright
maybe it's summer dummy
Jackson Williams
>landing a vocaroo Yea Forums-tard
You did good, user. Was it lewd shit or was she just a funny lass?
Josiah Cruz
It was a vocaroo thread of our favorite game quotes, I uploaded a dragons dogma quote. She uploaded one saying she liked my voice, went back and forth a few, gave each other throw away email addresses, just progressed from there. Didn't get lewd for months, just talked about games, watched movies together online. When we did meet, the first thing she asked was if I liked demon's souls, which is her favorite game. Said I didn't have much luck with it, but loved dark souls. She paused and asked me how many dicks I sucked on the way to meet her to get that opinion. She has the best sense of humor and I love her so much, literally the best thing thats ever happened to me.
Charles Jackson
>I play switch with my wife but she isn't big boobed
Meh could be worse
Isaiah Ramirez
>livin the dream
Good on you, user, sounds like you two are great.
Noah Collins
bros, need help here too, ive been hanging out with this girl for just 3 days, and at first it was cool, but then we started talking about our past relationships, and she knew that i knew that she had a boyfriend, so she also started talking about they broke up.
we havent done anything crazy, but its been only one month since she broke up so i dont if she wants anything with me.
i suck at getting hints, so if anything, how do i secretly drop hints to her? or do i have to make a move and invite her for lunch and... then what? please im a sperg i dont have any friends to ask
Landon Brown
Adam Diaz
Imagine having parents that want a gay son
Tyler Howard
Ethan Foster
Everybody dies after 27. The afterlife just has internet. When the internet breaks down in Hades? That's what causes Death Stranding.
If I lose my internet in Hades I'm going to come after you as a giant inky whale and fuck your shit up user
Chase James
Inseminate your mother
Austin Foster
eww
i bet she weights 120 kg
Zachary Sanchez
>tattoo
Only hot if thats your name user.
Xavier Carter
Do you also play it with your wifes son,cuck?
Chase Rogers
>tattoo on perfect tits
fucking whores ruining themselves godfuckingdammit
Nathaniel Brown
Disgusting WHOAAAA
Michael Williams
Cameron Baker
dilate
Camden Thompson
oh boohoo you giant pussies, take your loneliness like a man and shut up or do something about it
Carter Cruz
Have sex
Liam Fisher
the fuck does dilate mean
Brody King
Brandon Gray
Thomas Young
kek
seething incel
Cooper Johnson
Brandon Powell
cope
Austin Moore
Make a baby
Connor Kelly
Man it was so nice to be cute and have female attention from pretty older girls.
Jace Gonzalez
what
the
fuck
?
maximum cope
Parker Hill
I would give anything to smell a girl.
Jonathan Barnes
You know she had shit partners so try and be amazing so she won't want to leave but again, don't be surprised if the same thing happens to you. I've been there and done that dance which is why I won't even hit on girls with bfs now. Plus being unfaithful turns me off now.
Anthony Bailey
Ryder Watson
How do I meet a girl interested in nerd things in a normie european country a.k.a. italy? I'm losing all hope bros
Jaxon Campbell
have sex
Parker Gonzalez
unlimited cope
Juan Ortiz
>tfw you will never know this feel
Nolan Martin
I tried. It's too hard to procure.
Tyler Gray
You lucky cunt
Ryan Lewis
James Kelly
If she needs someone to "save" her from her current bf, eventually that bf will be you as well.
Ian Hernandez
This one is pretty great
Blake Lewis
No, I play it with our son.
Camden Mitchell
Jason Barnes
make a move or she'll think you're gay
if you "play it cool", you'll just get friendzoned when you eventually grow the balls to do anything
Zachary Perez
>tfw she wants to make a blanket fort and break out the gamecube to play super mario sunshine
only problem is that when we make one the cats always want to come hang out in it as well, and won't fuck off when we start to fool around
Alexander Roberts
>no charming and humorous gf to play Switch with
Easton Collins
>large breasts
キモい
Nolan Rodriguez
No
Juan Flores
>invite her for lunch... then what?
Then is HER turn to make a move, don't worry to much about it.