I fucked up

Today my brother found me playing Touhou puppet dance performance and called me a disgusting child stalker. What do?

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But it's just Pokémon with Touhou characters.

Imagine if he found your loli hentai stash

Explain to him that it isn't real, you don't get off to kids and pedos are disgusting.

Show him Unteralterbach.

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Wait, its on steam??

Force him to suck your dick and livestream it

Which is what I said. He wasn't convinced when I said I played it for the gameplay so I pulled out Touhou 6 and forced him to play through it. He still doesn't look convinced.

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yeah

>look it up
>it is generic weebshit, nothing wild.
was your brother's first week on the internet?

Insert penis, assert dominance

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your bro is an NPC, sorry user

Your brother is clearly a pedo and is trying to deflect it on you

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ops brother is probably 13 and he's getting all worked up about it

Many such cases

hes right, abnormie

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It's less the fact that it's weeby and more the fact that we were playing katana zero and I accidently tabbed out instead of hitting shift. He also knows pretty much any pokemon game and romehack so he thinks it's moemon. It doesn't help that I nicknamed Mokou Mokoutan.

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Why you care? Its a fucking video game. You don't really need anyone to hold good opinion on you, especially if you're so fucked you play touhou games.

Is your brother some kind of sperg? You're working up over nothing.

I want to play it, do you have a download link?

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call him a fag

You didn't asserted enough dominance and started to explain things. He used that to make fun of you. That's where you really fucked up. He's not going to get "convinced", he proceeded into the stage where he will just bully you for being a beta idiot.

Drop all weebshit from your life and act your age/gender.

Trannydom awaits you otherwise.

dominating trannies?

You can easily search it on google but you need to play in japanese locale.
Here's an emulator:
pooi.moe/Locale-Emulator/

>gender
You mean sex.

You know you're probably right but it's already too late so I might as well make him a Touhou fanboy myself. He's already into manga so it shouldn't be too hard.

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He means have sex

Punch him.

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Ignore him. All little brothers are faggots anyway.

>What do?
Stalk children. Live up to the expectations.

Stop taking the bait retards, literally no one acts like this

He already acts like someone with no sex, a Yea Forumsirgin.

Holy fucking shit hahahahaha

Kill him in his sleep

>He also knows pretty much any pokemon game and romehack
Pokefags have no ground to shit talk 2hu, the fucking series has a bunch of lolis plus the furry bait. Call him a dogfucker if he shit talks you again.

You forgot how an 13 year old would act

I had classmates who made fun of me all the time for liking Mario games. Kids are assholes.

Post pics so we can judge you accordingly.

Shit man that’s a fun game. I should go back and play the TL. Also call your brother fucked in the head for seeing that sick shit where it’s not.

call him a retarded faggot

Just make him read Forbidden Scrollery or Wild and Horned Hermit, make sure he stays away from the Fairy books tho

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Look at this *bing* *bing* *wahoo* faggot

>FS
You want to bore him to death? At least give him some fan doujins to mix things up a bit. If he is a mangafag he will appreciate the fuckhuge doujin scene.

Don't make your brother a liar, user

I enjoy FS and it's the only one that is available to buy in the west, you're not a filthy pirate are you?

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tell him to go fuck himself and not judge you for your interests
if he's your brother he should accept you, if he doesn't that simply means he lacks character and you should distance yourself from him

you assert your dominance by shitting in his mouth in his sleep.

Your brother is a pedo user, report him to the police.

FS takes way too long to get anywhere and Raccoon bitch isn't as fun to follow around if you don't already know who she is. WaHH is like an episodic sitcom and it has one of the best versions of Reimu.

Or suck his dick while he's asleep so that he turns gay

How about you play normal videogames instead you filthy weeaboo

I on the other hand found out my 15 year old brother has started playing Touhou. He didn't seem too happy when I "caught" him
I don't even know if he watches anime, probably not. Pretty weird

Beautiful

he probably thinks you're going to bully him for liking something that looks "girly"

I mean, yeah, what seems to be the problem? Just tell him he can have his high horse only because you have yet to learn about his fucked up fetish. Maybe it's diapers or Sonic or mlp.

>takes way too long to get anywhere
>it's a slice of life manga
morons deserve the disappointment.

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I'm actually worried he's going down the same spiral of degeneracy as I. He's always copied me and tried to do the same things as I have
Well, nothing I can do to fix it at this point

Fuck your brother to assert your dominance