Would you rather have splatoon 3 or splatoon mobile?

not me. im not attracted to kids.
also fuck you in advance for doing the "but their age is indetermined!!!" defense. pedos dont wank to the age, they wank to the childlike appearance.

It's already on the switch, isn't that mobile enough...?
i'd rather they just port splatoon 1 over.

they don't look chuldlike at all in game, buy some glasses

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great job. now post the tens of thousands where they literally look like children

ok

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based

Fucking seething.

I like to think of them as bronies 2.0

It's been scientifically proven that if you claim not to want to fuck a squid you are either gay or hiding skeletons in your closet.

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No we don't.

Where's best girl?

yes, im seething about pedophilia. im a good person with strong moral values.

AHEM! You fucking faggots!

What's your wishlist for Splatoon 3?

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both new singers are lolis now

>customizable rooms
>Salmon Run improvements
>OE like SP
>more hairstyles

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There age is determined, all characters in splatoon are at least 14, that's not pedo.

And as for the aperances they could easily be passed off as 14 year olds

I want a full fledged online shooter, so 3.
A spinoff could be nice, but it'd have to stay locked on the console.
Fuck mobile microtransaction gacha bullshit.

No you're not. You're just yelling at weebs online, that doesn't help anyone. If you really were a good person you'd volunteer to help abused kids

People like him shouldn't bet let next to kids though, actually worse than online lolicons

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>both new singers are lolis now
They're canonically in their mid 20's. Just stop and leave the thread.

Appearance only matters in that regard to people who are brainlets.

neck these faggot

>more maps per rotation (something like 3 would be nice)
>faster grinding for gear abilities
>OE like SP
>redesigned Clam Blitz mode
>maybe 1-2 new weapon types
>more hairstyles for Inklings and Octos
>more pants options for Inkling and Octo boys (why the fuck am I not allowed to wear jeans ffs)
>one Ranked mode in addition to TW during Splatfests
>keep Splatlings high-tier

Better matchmaking for parties, let us join the same room but scramble teams as normal.
Salmon run campaign.
Long-Ass regular campaign.

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Gimme an Ozzy Osborne squid as part of the duo that replaces Off the Hook

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Mobile
There would be more porn made and I won’t play either

Quick! Post the best idol!

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Quick! Post the best weapon!

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She was made for me.

I have been meaning to try out the Nautilus though.

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honestly their relationship is adorable, even if its between a goblin and a beauty

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Bloblobber

Pearl is beautiful in her own way too.

This is too cute

I'd rather have OP's ass in a sling. Bend over faggot, I'm going in dry.

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>auto archive

Am I the only one who wants a mobile game? Its only because I don't have a switch...

Get a Switch. Contary to what people say mechanics alone carry the game, cute girls are just a bonus.

>new splatoon thread
>it’s just another soft core image dump and shitpost thread

Customizable rooms and more stuff like SR

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Depends on what kind of (spinoff) game. Some kind of RPG game? Certainly the main game stays where it is, on the console.

"Daddy, what is a Footjob? All my friends are talking about this and walking barefeet."

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i want to violate this chocolate-mint mollusk

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Can someone post that drawing with Pearl looking like Freddy Freaker? I really need it. pls and ty.

2 greens 1 purple. calie is fucked

I want to go on forbidden bike rides in the country with Marina behind Pearls' back.

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or you're not into 2/10's

>tfw they just added a barefoot option

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A splatoon with more focus on single player. They've already perfected the multiplayer stuff.

I'm a city boy, why can't you bike ride in the country?

wow these girls really need to buy bigger underwear
the one in the middle doesn't even know how to wear underwear
it's UNDERwear, not OVERwear

YES YOU DO.

in splatoon 2 they should be 16 since marie confirms you're 2 years older than agent 3

Don't they all have gross flipper feet?

Marina is an octoling. damn, I must be gay

>they wank to the childlike appearance
If that was the case they would go for petite, of age women.
You on the other hand want to fuck real kids.

JTveemo's draws the best splatoon tights I have ever seen. I could lose myself in Callie's deep sea star reflection tights forever.
>that art of callie standing over marie in these clothes

p-pls stop

I'd like a splatoon spin off with more slow paced gameplay because I love the artstyle and the world, but I lack the reaction time and coordination to actually play Splatoon efficiently. I'm sure they could figure out something fun.

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I'd rather splat on that toon, if you know what I'm saying.