OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO
This thread reminds me of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the... oh wait. Was I on the right?.. or left? Anyways, it doesn't matter. We were sitting on there, watching the pigeons, and I.. uh.. I said to Orville:
"Friend, those birds are frozen!"
He... kinda looked at me like I'd lost my mind. But I reminded him that it was winter, y'know? And often birds will sit in a tree until they'd freeze... Then they'd, they'd, you know, sort of fall to the ground until the sun warms up, and they can, y'know, move around again.
So I said to Orville "You'd might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in."
To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I had meant the birds couldn't enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in fact I had meant the birds couldn't enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering the birds were frozen, y'know?
So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him "Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they're frozen?"
To which he responded "The breadcrumbs are not frozen," again misunderstanding my words. I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen when I told you they're frozen. I've been referring to the birds.
You know, in hindsight, what I should've said was - and this would make perfect sense: "Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?"
He misunderstood upon my correction, stating that he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs, and that perhaps, y'know, when the birds thawed they'd still be able to eat the crumbs.
So I said to Orville - I said - This is what I said to him - I said:
"Orville, the birds may be dead."
Judging from how few replies this is getting it seems like most of the shitposters in the Banjo-Steve flamewar are from america.
Can't say I'm surprised.
Stevechads are laughing at us again!
Be honest Yea Forums, when e3 comes in a week, will it be Steve or Banjo?
HOL UP
based americans
oh no no no no
Based
based
based, have a (you)
bros........
>capeshit
>no porky
cringe
discordbros....
my thread...... this really is....... the end....
nice
Honestly, between all the insiders that have said he’s in, the Rare spirits, and the Lootcrate debacle, I’m in the “Banjo’s inevitable” camp. Just a matter of waiting IMO
He’s.... out....
Stevefags and Erdrickfags are abominable.
He never stood a chance, did he?
you're not getting in fuck off
We have insiders on our side, we have rumors on our side, we have datamined rare spirits on our side, and we have the google leak on our side.
What do Steve have? Some pathetic useless incel leaker whose sole rise to prominence has been easy and lucky guesses? Pathetic.
There is only one fate for Steve and Erdrick; the dumpster bin.
In your dreams stevekek
Are you ready to get BTFO again?
>letting the grinch live rent free in your head
Neither
Would having steve or sans added break Yea Forums harder?
Well stevefags. If you are so sure that steve is in smash. Then show us any legit information that gives AT LEAST 10% chance that steve is in smash and it doesent apply to any other character.
Otherwise YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!!!!!
why does this gif look like a ps1 fmv that would play during a loading screen or a transition or something
Looks more like a game over animation to me. I vaguely remember a game where certain monsters would straight up eat your character if they kill you with specific attacks.
seething
Hot.
Yeah this time of night it's the third-worlders obsessing over minorities.
Steve
>We have insiders and rumors on our side
If your gonna say PapaGenos (because he’s the only person backing banjo) then kill yourself
>first party dlc
user, I
WHIRRRRRRRRR
this.
never have i seen a leak just as autistic as the google leak. at least the grinch leak had effort put in to make it believable
>hehe look mommy I play five nights at furfannities 621:electric boogaloo. Boy am I so edgy and witty and totally not a complete faggot
>Banjokes and Refusteve's constantly argue over who's going to be at E3 while Leonchads already got the spot
Haha le reddit maymay i saw this on epic and swag 9gag
I would be okay with this honestly
kazooie... what are you doing???
SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS TWEET FROM AN PURPLE HAIR SJW ON MOJANG; EVEN SHE THINKS STEVE IS NOT GOO- WAIT SHES JUST PR? AND THAT MINECRAFT IS NOW THE BEST SELLING GAME EVER, AND NINTNDO MAY WANNA PAY TRIBUTE ? NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME HOW BUSINESS WORKS STEVEBROS-WAIT YOU ALL HAVE DEGREES IN BUSINESS AND KNOW ABOUT SUPPLY AND DEMAND AND MARKETINNG???????? NOOOOO HOW CAN WE PROVE WE ARENT WEEPY IDIOTS OOOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW LETS MAKE TRAILERS
>Banjo shows up and EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. CLAPS. WITH A HUGGY WUGGY REUNION
>OOH OOH OOH OR EVERYONE RECREATED THE BANJO INTRO BECAUSE IM A CREATIVELY BANKRUPT FUCK WHO CANT THINK OF SOMETHING CREATIVE AND CLEVER BECAUSE IM BLINDED BY PERSONAL NOSTALGIA
>barafag constantly uses buzzwords
who could've guessed
>Banjo is inevitable
I’ve never laughed harder
Ashleyfag
Source for all these “insiders” and don’t use PapaGenos
Both
Banjofags are just the new Ashleyfags
I just fucking said that
>thinking i am a ashleyfag
Lol why stevekuks are delusional.
I just asked a simple question if you are unable to proove your state then your state is bullshit PERIOD!!!
>Piranha Plant in Mario Tennis
>Just Shovels and Knights just got announced
>Cadence of Hyrule's release date was right
VR Plant leak (which claims Erdrick and Banjo at E3) is looking to be INCREDIBLY true my niggas, it's been a day or two since it first went up and it's already got a massive success rate.
Stay frosty stevoids.
sbeve
Aubrey said her “I hate Steve” tweet was her own opinion, and when someone asked her about smash, she posted a silent emoji, meaning she is under NDA, meaning there is a project going on, meaning Steve is in, and meaning you Banjokes going “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ONETIME KEEBLER ELF BEAR”
The best part is that the VR Plant leaker is most likely joking about Erdrick being in, so both Stevefags and Erdrickfags gets their just desserts for shitting on Banjo. Karma's a bitch, eh?
As much as I would love Banjo in smash, really I do, all we have heard from the VR Plant leaker is that they are SPECULATING Erdrick and Banjo at E3. Unless they come out with a more concrete claim in the coming days I'm not going to put any of my chips in with them for smash leaks.
I don't even own a switch lmao, I just want Nintendo-buying manchildren to suffer.
> Rare spirits were found
> Devil's Third spirits were also found
HE'S IN!
His guess is based off his (exceedingly accurate) inside information.
It's over for stevey.
retards on twatter
STOP HATING ON NINTENDO
B-BING BING WA-WAHO-OHWHOAMIKIDDING
Literal schizo
Based. Fuck Nintendies and fuck Banjo.
Uhhhhh I don't think that's true man, I think that you're probably just going to have to deal with shitposters being half-right with Erdrick at the cost of Steve being kill.
Twitter post and emoji from some literally nobody doesent count as reliable proof
I really hope so, user.
SPECULATION
>E3 rolls around Steve gets in
How hard will you kill yourself
t. discord trannies
Goodbye :)
good post but also fuck off tripfag
It’s from fucking PapaGenos
You retard, he literally said he was only speculating about the reveals
He knows jack shit about the actual fighters
>E3 rolls around and there's an Indiana Jones world in Kingdom Hearts 3
This is how stupid you sound right now, Steve was never a possibility
Keep living in a state of denial
Whatever you say, cuck
Banjies never learn
#1 Most selling game of all time.
Doesn't apply to tetris anymore since it's #2
Didn't apply to Tetris for the nearly two decades it was #1, either.
t. redditor banjoke
What’s up with banjo fans and using really shit Twitter tier gifs
>announcing a report
Goodbye yourself.
What's up with refusteves and having no arguments?
Remember that Banjokes are Redditors trying to undermine Yea Forums culture. Steve is Yea Forums and will always be Yea Forums
absolutely based.
who is the artist behind creepy steve? i need their media
Yet we did still manage to get Tetris content. My only guess why we never got a Tetromino would probably be how would you animate a non-humanoid block. Is it just gonna slide around?
Yea Forums did some investigation and found out that the artist is a diaper fetishist tranny furfag.
>Yet we did still manage to get Tetris content
That's public domain music you dumbass, free use.
Based retard
>E3 comes no new banjo anything
How hard will they kill themselves?
Why does he look so ugly?
They say this, and yet we don’t have an actual name. If anything, they’re just using buzzwords again
How the fuck am I suppose to know it's public domain? I don't keep up with all the fucking copyrights and shit for Tetris.
It's fucking old classical music you gigatard.
Even Grant Kirkhope doesn't think Banjo will be in
Also this means that no Banjo games will be announced at E3, they are really done with the series.
It's cause most of them are actually zoomers that watched game grumps or JonTron.
Do any of you autistic retards actually play the game?
>stevies still think banjo isn't in after the new Papagenos video
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Why can’t this shit end already? I just want the characters to be revealed already so these threads can stop,
and I hope to god the characters are fun
Look at all the mad steveys
nice try, Chang.
Tiananmen Square
If that's common knowledge on Yea Forums, there's probably some truth behind it.
Makes sense
I haven’t played smash in months I’m just here for (You)’s
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
I fucking love how emotional these cunts gets, like “B-BANJO IS COMING BACK WEEPY WEEPY OOH HAPOYDAYHAPOYDAY”
AND someone who MADE their game is like “dude shut up”
Isn’t PapaGenos the same guy that said the Grinch Leak was real and Incineroar was in aswell?
I want both Banjo and Steve.
I'm still disappointed we aren't getting kiryu. Hopefully he's possible in another smash if we ever get another one.
That guy is a fucking loser, literally obsessed with Banjo and keeps making shitty memes with Minecraft/Steve in a bad light
Stevefags: only old boomers play Banjo. No young people want him
Also stevefags:
I've personally played Minecraft and Smash Bros more than almost any other series. Minecraft is probably in my top 5 of all time but I still think it would be a huge waste of a character slot for someone with movement options and attacks this generic, plus his central mechanic of placing and removing blocks basically can't be used in smash bros without completely changing the game
Only young bandwagoners want him
How’s that fence
Sounds based
>Banjo Kazooie is one of the first games I remember playing growing up, one of my favourite games of all time.
>Minecraft is also one of my favourite games of all time, spent countless hours growing up playing it with friends.
It's a win-win for me, I don't care who gets in. As long as it isn't edrick
Here’s what he looks like lmao
Fake news
>E3 rolls around Sora gets in
How hard will Yea Forums kill itself?
This doesn’t even make any fucking sense, how is banjo and Minecraft story mode related
We can only hope
>Papagenos
yikes
T. Plantman
Cope.
Based
No.
Watch him say it’s Erdrick and Steve and PapaGenos entire server goes on a suicide watch
Erdrick?! Virgin Ben and the other insiders were right!! I'm so happy, I knew he was in! I've been a big fan of him since he was leaked. Now I hope my Wife's boyfriend buys me Dragon Quest 3 before its price rises on eBay
Imagine though. Neither side could shitpost. It'd be perfect.
I made sure it isn't Erdrick
T. plantman
there is literally no reason it has to be either, but the Rare spirits datamine does joggle my noggin. other companies have spirits but no other content though so we might not get a Microsoft character at all.
>Banjo’s inevitable
yeah maybe 10 years from now Nintendo will decide to put him in
this, but the irony is that Vergeben said the Minecraft content would be a boss, but now he's backtracked and says there will be no minecraft content. the other leaker, hitagi, has been so wrong about so much I don't trust them at all. that's not to say we get banjo though
that was just speculation. it could be informed, but you shouldn't assume he has good info. he probably just knows someone who translates the marketing into English a few days before it gets released.
grant literally doesn't know anything
a lot of people want Sora but just aren't talking it because it seems too unlikely.
Based as always.
Vergeben is still saying Minecraft is in, he said a playtester told him Steve during the Brave datamine
>This is your average Banjoke
Obsessed
Cope harder cuck.
Well i seen most sold games of all time.
The only characters from this list are the ones related to nintendo. Even if some of other not nintendo related games are on higher position.
And minecraft is not related to nintendo.
Also, this argument applies more to tetris what has still more sales. SO where is tetris block as smash character?
He's already deconfirmed.
>Steve
>Erdrick
>Banjo
All shit picks. pic related would be infinitely better if it had a chance.
He claimed some source told him banjo was in for sure and so he believed the grinch leak. he was trying to make sense of insiders saying incineroar, which he also believed, but wasn’t part of the grinch leak. He came up with the idea that maybe banjo was negotiated for at last years E3 and sakurai “moved” incineroar down to DLC so that banjo could be part of the base roster for hype. Basically he tried to find a way both the grinch leak was right and insiders saying incineroar were also right but in the end he was tricked by the grinch leak. He hasn’t really let go of banjo though he is a big banjo fan so maybe that’s why. He did get exactly what spirits were in the base game correct as a leak someone told directly to him, that they are a combination of trophies and stickers, but everyone forgets papagenos got that one right cause it wasn’t a character leak. Now with this new VR Plant leak he’s got a bunch of stuff correct the past few days including some smash news about VR being part of the 3.1.0 update but he isn’t saying Erdrick and Banjo are definitely happening just that this VR leaker is speculating they are in.
Your post has no affect on me.
you know exactly where it comes from you fucking faggot go die
ERDRICK?! IS HE FROM DRAGON BALL?
What are you and the other Stevefags going to do with all of these edits when he doesn't show up at E3?
But it’s Erdrick and Steve
Erdrickfags actually believe this image is real. I wish it was~
Fake fans has no business being on smash threads.
But what if they both show up at E3?
>google leak
it wasn't a leak. it wasn't anything.
I want Banjo in too, but don't use that as evidence. It makes us Banjofags look bad
What are you and the other Banjokes going to do with all of these edits when he doesn't show up at E3?
You Banjofags have already looked bad way before the google leak
Papagenos claimed to have a source who had a source from Microsoft who was saying that he was 100% sure Banjo would be DLC and Incineroar would be in the base roster, and this was some time before the grinch leak. I want to hear from this source again but apparently he hasn't been able to get in touch or something
no he said recently that he's very doubtful of it, see youtu.be
>Lootcrate debacle
What?
Steve-O
#IMWITHBEAR
>claimed to have a source who had a source
I'm already very skeptical.
Banjo?! Papa GeNO and the other insiders were right!! I'm so happy, I knew he was in! I've been a big fan of him since he was leaked. Now I hope my Wife's Minecraft-fan boyfriend buys me the Banjo chasity lock before its price rises on eBay
nice VPN, 3rd one this week?
> N-NO BANJO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN! HE'S IRRELEVANT AND DEAD!
> GAME AND WATCH? YESSS OMG HE'S THE BEST!
Why are anti-Banjofags like this?
STOP. HATING. ON. WALUIGI.
This just goes to show that Nintendo allstars is flooded with bangwagoners who want Marcus Fenix and Kratos
Vergeben is still saying Minecraft is in and doesn’t doubt Steve and I’d rather slit my testicles open with a rusty metal knife then watch a PapaGenos video
>trying to make banjochads look like soibois
Nice try, incel. The only soibois around here are erdrickfags. Their blood is straight up 100% replaced with soi.
Neither. There will never be a western owned character in Smash.
Artorias is in. His final smash is a combo move with Sif.
Banjo never shows up on reddit, Minecraft however is constantly praised there
Banjo doesn’t have nearly the legacy that the Game & Watch has
>Comparing Nintendo's first character to a bear that was only relevant in the 5th gen
Why are banjofags like this?
and how would you know, hmm?
Should have been Banjo desu, A stuffed bear hanging in the wall makes much more sense. Banjo was even that in Conker's Bad Fur Day
Only you’d know
the google leak was fake, it's over. give up
I have no idea why you would think I'm Chinese, autist.
>Caring about any of the leakfag characters
I have good taste, user
Fuck off. Banjo is a nobody.
> Nintendo's first character
No he's not, Sheriff predates G&W by a year
What other insiders
Banjo is the new Isaac
In all seriousness, Smash does need a dedicated sports rep. Just a fucking golf club and tennis racket in Peach's moveset is underselling just how big all the sports spinoffs are. I mean christ sakes, they definitely aren't underselling kart's popularity with all the stuff it's got in Smash.
Stevekeks still act like steve is in but they cannot even deal with user who ask about legit info about steve having chance to be in smash. You know why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO ANY
FUNDAMENTAL FOR THEIR THEORY. What means according to sciencem their theory is worth nothing.
Now i tell you something, instead of steve, we will have RASH. Because the solid fundamental for this theory is fact that battletoads were a legit part of NES library(library of the most succesful nintendo console), they even were in Shovel Knight (Shovel knight is a game what is a tribute towards a most succesful nintendo console).
Also the NES battletoads game has ENOUGHT SOURCE MATERIAL for stage, music, moveset etc. And RASH is a protagonist, character with soul.
While minecraft has only ASMR music(what is bad for stage, and stop comming up with minigame music because htese are community mods not official part of minecraft).
Steve also is not some special person in minecraft, its basically a default skin for minecraft without soul and literally everyone replace that skin with something else.
Maybe only stages from minecraft will be nice, everything else is shit.
So as you see i have scientificaly proven that RASH is alot more likely to be in smash than steve.
Estrogen: the post
Soiboi characters like Waluigi deserves to be hated on.
Tldr
>lootcrate says their next crate will have banjo stuff
>later posts a banjo smash meme
>right after that they announce the next crate won't have banjo stuff anymore
Explain how this is estrogen : the post? Are you saying the only mario spinoffs that matters is kart?
Because no one wants or knows it, Banjoke
That settles it then. Banjo is in.
NOOOO STEVE BROOOSS ARE TOO STRONG
We have Wii Fit, Little Mac and Miis
No it fucking doesn’t
Miis should've had wii sports stuff.
Yes it does. That's the sole logical explanation for why Lootcrate would do that.
Microsoft pulled out of the deal
No it’s not
Then provide an alternative logical explanation that makes sense and isn't based on stevefag or erdrickfag fantasies.
Rare or Microsoft pulled out or factory shortages
The fuck is this Google leak?
Microsoft pulled out in response to lootcrate leaking Banjo, yes.
>Steve universe shirt
>calling me a banjoke just for telling what happened
Ok retard
>actually believe this
Vergeben said on gamefaqs recently...
"I only know of Minecraft content coming at some point as DLC.
I cannot personally say or confirm that Steve is a DLC character like others have because the closest I heard was some skeptical hearsay that got passed around about seeing a character model which Hitagi heard the same and talked about it openly at one point
A character model / supposed build with Steve in Smash was only heard about once & not only was the person who told me about it skeptical.... but others I talk to that are sources of mine think the situation was a bit strange in how that info was going around & could have been leak bait that Steve is playable and that is how word got out to Hitagi.
All I know about Minecraft in Smash is that some kind of content that was agreed upon when Microsoft discussions happened. I cannot personally back that Steve is in. Not at this moment as I have said before. Because the situation behind the supposed character model is the closest I have personally heard on my side up to this point in time. Which the situation behind it sounds suspicious.
Does it mean Steve isn't in? No.
Does it mean Steve is in? I don't know.
It requires something more substantial than hearsay of a character model from one person that even they were skeptical of."
followed by...
"To sum it up it was through someone that a tester claimed it. But the timing of when they heard it combined with the datamine not having Steve makes it very suspicious & has been ever since. You see what I mean?
Unless Steve was actually worked on then scrapped to later be DLC and worked picked back up on post launch during the DLC cycle for the fighters pass, that is the only way to ever make sense of that tidbit of info back then getting out if was real and happened.
The funny part is how that could even have been a fabrication & yet Steve still wind up being one of the fighters pass characters for all we know.
The popular person can't be named for obvious reasons but that has been the only thing that's made me take Steve getting in seriously assuming they weren't duped too, which could have happened.
The Minecraft boss was a mix of actual information a source had jumping the gun assuming it was in at that point as the content during the first datamine."
There’s all the proof you need, banjies.
You lost, now run along. The adults are playing Smash
OH YES YES YES
It's the only logical explanation. Cope.
Yup Steve is in
>Steve is in because leaker said so
Fuck off faggots, you don't even care about Steve if you are using leakers as evidence for Steve getting in when Steve doesn't need some faggot leaker's lies to be in Smash.
it's fucking nothing. some dipshit paid for a google adword that made googling certain character names show the smash ultimate website ahead of all other results. they did it with banjo, artorias and others.
it was revealed that it was some eurofaggot and that he only paid for it to happen for 48 hours or something. it only worked in certain euro countrys too
Steve
I said run along now Banjie.
Go cry to your papagenos and plantman
>I cannot personally say or confirm that Steve is a DLC character
This guy is always backpedaling isn't he?
Now we ALL know that’s a fucking lie. Banjoke is reddit’s moat wanted.
Epic
Rash
And yet here you are banjoke. Obsessing over papagenos next banjo related leak video
Reddit: BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yea Forums:steve
Reddit:NOYOUFUCKINGPROBLOMATICMALESNOSTEVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel as if most people wanting steve are just edgelord shitposters who want to get a raise from Banjo Kazooie fans.
Master Chief or bust.
>464310394
so to summarise it looks like Vergeben still thinks Minecraft content is likely (I guess I was wrong about that) but he does doubt steve
>464312104
you should probably read the whole conversation
Wow, definitely some retards here saying a pro-steve/anti-leaker post means they're a banjoid.
That already happened. They harassed Rare/Playtonic/mojang employees, kids on twitter, and have even raided private discord servers and harassed peolle
steve
Have you seen Minecraft music parodies?
The fans of those would love doing that, on top of asspatting each other by falseflagging, 68:219 says plenty.
That’s always been his stance banjie
That already happened. They harassed Rare/Playtonic/mojang employees, kids on twitter, and have even raided private discord servers and harassed people
Lucina already said she would let him in
youtube.com
He doesn’t doubt Steve Banjoke
who the fuck is autistic enough to make these renders
jesus christ
You guys don't actually want Steve. You don't even want him in for the shitshow it would turn Yea Forums into. You just want him in so your can say your leaker prophet that you religiously follow was right the whole time and totally BTFO other leakers and the characters that they said they're in.
Meanwhile literally every other Steveposter here wants Steve in just for the chaos it would cause on Yea Forums. Fuck off back to gamefaqs and smashboard faggots.
Tranny furry footfag
Steve is in
He's in, but not because of the faggots that are vergeben and tansut. He's in because of the microsoft partnership, he's in because Minecraft is the #1 best selling game of all time, he's in because of the sheer popularity of the game.
He's not in because Vergeben or Tansut said so.
Tansut isn’t saying Steve, I think you’ve confused him with Xenother and Hitagi
Steve has had support for years
Papagenos said that he still has contact with that person who told him about banjo but that persons source, who was the one connected to Microsoft and saying banjo was in for sure, stopped saying anything to them. so I’m guessing they were tricked. Of course banjo could still get in smash bros despite this.
how many characters are left to be revealed?
What would they even do for Minecraft music and spirits?
>Sweden (Athletic Mix)
Reminder that Banjo is a Fazbear ripoff
FYI Vergeben never once said Steve was in like Hitagi did. You can look that shit up. He never backed that up. He only ever stood by Minecraft content and people ran with it when Hitagi came around with the "Steve is in" bullshit.
It's likely Banjo with a Minecraft mii costume of Steve and Master Chief.
I cringed.
But I'm pretty sure the steveposters that actually want Steve in are the minority compared to the people wanting him to watch Yea Forums's shitshow or to BTFO Banjo.
Swear I saw Tansut mentioned but guess I was wrong. So yeah, Steve is in because of everything I listed in the post, not because verge, xenother and hitagi said he's in.
Or Steve with a Banjo and Chief mii costume, Nintendo will never chose banjo over Minecraft
Leon and Master Chief.
I really wanna do something violent against you right now. But as a decent human being. I will not. Yet.
Exactly. Tasnut AND Vergeben never stood by or said it was Steve.
The Steve stuff blew up because of Vergeben saying Minecraft content, then Xenother and Hitagi came around "leaking" Steve as a playable character, which Vergeben probably thinks but is being careful to outright say he thinks they possibly were fed bullshit all along.
did you think this was clever
I have only seen banjokes do this.
steve
So who do you guys think the popular person is? It has to be a youtuber/e-celeb.
Grant.........
I just said that
how fucked up do you have to be to become that combination
He’s not being very reassuring
Why aren’t Smash threads contained?
There’s literally nothing new here, just circles.
Or more accuratley Master Chief with a Mii Costume of Banjo as a gunner and Steve as a Sword fighter because because you would be retarded if you think that Xbox's mascot would be relegated to a Mii costume while every other company has their mascot/most recognizable character in the game as playable characters.
Well we got Animal Crossing music in the game. Also it does have some good tracks from minigames that was on the xbox minecraft.
Logically, why else would he be at E3?
Banjo getting revealed for Smash or a new Perfect Dark being announced?
whynotboth?
Where were you when Banjokes got shafted by Based Kirkhope. Is he /ourguy/ stevebros?
Or they weren’t fed bullshit and Steve is actually in
It looks like you’re saying stevefags are doing this
I think it's another nintendo leaker like king zell or someone
you know I think he likes Banjo-Kazooie but doesn't care too much for smash or seeing the characters make more appearances and just goes along with it all because his fans want to talk to him about it and he likes making them happy
>The best part is that the VR Plant leaker is most likely joking about Erdrick being in, so both Stevefags and Erdrickfags gets their just desserts for shitting on Banjo. Karma's a bitch, eh?
If karma is a bitch, its time to get worried, because it was Banjofags who started shiting on Erdrick for no reason.
Oya oya...
Banjo or none
>Banjo
>likely
Keep telling yourself that.
I'M GETTING ANGRY!
No new characters, you'll get a stage and more amiibos and like it.
Vergeben, Hitagi, Tansut, and Papageno all say Erdrick is in.
Why haven't you accepted it yet, Yea Forums?
>Steven Universe shirt
Looks like Stevefags aren't the only trannies
Don’t worry banjo won’t be at E3, you have nothing to worry about
Fucked up enought to make creepy steve renders
If by likes talking to his fans, you mean getting very fucking angry at people who always bug him about “Look what I made, grant” “I was hiking and look who I saw, grant”, then yeah
Actually, Erdrick is like the highest t pick of this season while being against Erdrick is pretty much the t abyss.
>Yeah, Sakurai should just ignore the wishes of his country and instead please foreigners for money
See? This is peak estrogen, and there is no denying of that. The based thing to do is to not be a nation traitor.
but Google Theory says otherwise, and Papageno agrees with google theory.
PapaGenos isn’t an insider
There's only room for one bear in Smash
うぷぷぷ
Based and Toadpilled
Indeed
he's in
No he doesn’t, it came from his discord but he’s said the whole time he doesn’t believe google theory.
>He knows niche e-celebs.
>He watched enough YouTube so that the dude can show up in recommendations.
>He devoted time to lurking behind the dude.
>This is what people use their youth on.
Nice to know natural selection will act early.
Yep, he's in.
Because he's an industry composer going to an industry trade show to network and get industry composing gigs.
Not for Smash though, Smash doesn't use gaijin composers.
Now we just need a Trump meme with Steve
We know user
The banjoke cries out as he strikes you
absolutely based
If baffles me that Banjofags really think he's in when fucking Isaac couldn't get in despite being first-party and heavily requested for long
No but people have told him correct smash info before. He got exactly what spirits were saying someone told him they were trophies and stickers combined, and now he was told by this VR Plant leaker that VR was coming to smash. He got tricked by the grinch leak and you don’t have to like him but he has had leaked info for smash before.
Make Boomers Seethe Again
Make Smash Great Again
Make Nintendo Great Again
Make Banjo Irrelevant Again
Reimu? I think she's in.
And Marisa will be a trophy.
He’s not a fucking insider Banjoke
Keep fighting the good fight, Erdrickbros. We true stevefans are always with you.
GRANDMA BONER
>Another EPIC Banjoke/Stevefag thread
Go back to your Discords and stop flooding Yea Forums with your shitty characters you fucking underages
Isaac wasn’t included as a fighter because Golden Sun is dead, yet banjokes think they get a free pass despite being third party
they're in
That render is ugly ass hell.
No
Its false flags
Banjo and steve are friends
Reminder
t. banjoke in disguise
I didn’t say he was but he literally just called VR for smash because some actual insider told him. He has connections but he can be shitty about which ones he listens to, like with the grinch leak.
Banjofags using Doomguy now?
Wasn't there murmurs of a new Perfect Dark? He could actually be there for that. He'd definitely want to be there if it was getting revealed and he worked on music for it.
>I believe PapaGenos because he’s the only person who’s ever said banjo was in
based
I'm conflicted about Erdrick. On one had DQ3 is great and having the series be more popular in the west would be swell. On the other gaining notoriety through smash manchild bandwagoners is probably the worst way of doing it. I'd prefer "remaster the games and put them on steam" kinda approach.
Based but please remove trip it’s not based
Why yes I do want Banjo in Smash, how could you tell?
What if the character model is for an Assist Trophy tho?
>Implying I want cereal box mascot faggotry in Smash
Cringe
sketch to comfort my fellow banjos, rate and hate
If Vergeben is to be believed, both things are happening.
Erdrick is getting in and old games are being ported this year.
Kazooie looks like a muppet.
Why the fuck would we get assist trophies with DLC? We didn't have any at Smash 4 and Joker didn't bring any AT with him.
>implying she isn't
>gun man
cringe
If /v is anything to go by Banjo is absolutely in.
That’s /v for you, always wrong.
not bad at all
I thought so too, but I liked that
Can you draw Steve and banjo being friends
I’m tired of all the pointless fighting
What if they'll add Assist Trophies as additional content in a new update or something? Its possible.
Looks good.
Now draw Erdrick making Steve and Banjo shake hands.
You should draw didhdfbffudidhhufjf
If you doubt Banjo you're a fucking retard
There's too much evidence on our side.
>I only want cool and mature characters in this kids game I play with my bad smelling friends in colorful stages.
>All dat negative space.
Way OT but do you guys think Retro will actually reveal something for a change? They had to have finished SOMETHING in all that time since Tropical Freeze on Wii U.
While I hate Banjo, pretty good sketch though like one user already said, Kazooie looks a bit like a muppet.
Well, Retro is essentially "Nintendo's replacement Rare" so I guess it's fairly on topic. lol
Steve is not in.
Sakurai would though. And he gets the final say.
So this is what goes on in these threads? Jesus.
Sakurai loves Minecraft. That much is known and admitted by him.
Does he even like Banjo-Kazooie?
He seems to shit on western AAA games, meaning Halo would likely be on his shitlist too.
Why are Smash character discussion so autistic and cringe?
Fuck sake people don't even care about smash characters once they are in. Joker and Piranha Plant are already both irrelevant and autistic smashfags only care about "BTFO culture" which is the worst shitposting.
"THIS CHARACTERS GOT IN AND NOT THAT CHARACTER, BTFO BTFO!"
Banjo sucks ass and balls, but it looks very good
You know... this honestly makes me believe Banjo is actually in Smash. His behavior is rather odd.
>Sakurai would
Correction, he could. Whether or not he would is up for debate.
Sociopath behavior has only gotten worse with the rise of social media.
They’re hard doubting Steve and Erdrick, so they’re in
Ian || Team BulbaBros#4109 is that you?
It's going to be Crash
If you doubt the Grinch leak you're a fucking retard
There's too much evidence on our side.
It truly was amazing when we got minecraft content in smash ultimate, it was truly amazing when Steve got annnounced at Minecon and we can't forget RADITZ getting into DBZF
>genocydal
What?
ok
know what else he loves? Dark Souls
he's in
Banjo-Kazooi didn't sell that well in Japan, is not really famous worldwide, has been dead for longer than it has been alive, and its own company doesn't really want to work on it anymore.
The hopes for a remake are low since Battletoads is getting one this year, and it would be bizarre to have another Rare franchise attempting to steal the spotlight.
Imagine thinking this
There's literally a cult dedicated to Steve (Which i'm part of) but we do actually want Steve.
Sakurai doesn't give a fuck about Banjo. He loves Minecraft.
Steve is not in.
i cant believe that someone can be that much Based
>Implying Sakurai will get a Western third-party
>tfw you realize this would've ACTUALLY been a hit mascot action platformer character in the 90s.
>we never had to pay extra for mr. g&w
>we'd have to pay extra for fursuit bear
>the game & watch line sold more units than fursuit bear's entire franchise
>somehow, banjoredditors think it's the same situation
Source?
We shat on Erdrick in response to Erdrickfags shitting on Banjo. Justified self-defense.
I don't care about BTFO culture at all
It reminds me of Rocket Knight in a way.
I think it could've had legs back in the 90s for sure.
Nah, open your eyes. V/ is full of Steve supporters.
Literally not true. And even if it was, it was self-defense in one thread, starting unprovoked fights in others is idiotic, starting fights without having a reason to, just because the crowd says you should fight someone is something else.
B-K sold respect well in Japan. Are you stupid?
Sakurai would never choose Steve over Banjo cause as a game developer, he knows how awful Steve would be in Smash. He’s one of those “impossible to implement” types. Additionally, knows it would make fans happy.
If it comes down to Sakurai choosing, pendulum swings in Banjo’s favor, and it’s been confirmed Sakurai gets the final say.
>For no reason
Oh fuck off, the moment Erdrick got "leaked" Erdrickfags started magically crawling out of the woodworks, they started posting that shitty Gohan, "He's in" and so forth, And it wasn't just Banjofags shitting on Erdrick EVERYONE was shitting on Erdrick, nobody likes him, nobody wants him.
Have you ever visited smash threads before?
Erdrickfags didn't even exist til there were a lot of rumors that erdrick is the next dlc. Same thing happend with Piranha Plant.
He’s saying that banjo isn’t in
You paid extra for Joker and his franchise sold less than Banjo’s
Post THAT image.
See Autism Bear will NEVER be in
What would you even call it?
What kind of animal would it vaguely cartoon pass resemble being?
What is his motivation?
sourcegaming.info
wrote about it in 2011
Yea Forums has more banjo supporters
Feel free to check the archive for this image.
Delusional Banjoke.
his game actually came out this decade and has fans outside of smash rosterfags.
Exactly.
If Banjo is in, he wouldn’t be able to say yes.
>B-K sold respect well in Japan. Are you stupid?
500,000 copies for the first game and less than 200,000 for the sequel is not exactly well.
>Sakurai would never choose Steve over Banjo cause as a game developer, he knows how awful Steve would be in Smash. He’s one of those “impossible to implement” types. Additionally, knows it would make fans happy.
Or maybe Sakurai won't add any Microsoft character. And don't be stupid, you're not in Sakurai's head, you do not know how he thinks.
>Artorias fags come out of the woodwork
>zzzz
That wasn't the reason, PhantomShab from Smashboards, and you know it.
With or without bandwagon, Erdrick still should get in for being an important piece of Nintendo history and being the most important third party of the NES. Its why he has been talked about since 2010.
>Sakurai is only going to add characters I want
That's a nice render, i'm personally working on a Thanos Steve with some guidance from our render king, can't say when he'll be finished but i'm hoping true stevefans will appreciate it.
Monster Hunter is already in Smash
Fuck you
Fuck you rosterfags
You don't actually care about any of these characters, you just want to shitpost on Yea Forums about who is and isn't in
You could replace Banjo/Erdrick/Steve with literally any other character, all that matters to you mouthbreathers is being able to BTFO people
Even if the character you really "wanted" actually got into Smash Bros, you would play as them for a day at most and then immediately go back to shitposting
You're not a smash fan, you're just a consolewars shitposter with a different coat of paint
Considering the years they came out, Japan's population, and how the N64 sold in Japan, that wasn't as bad as it sounds.
>The power of the west!
What power?
looks like DSP but in better shape lol
>thinking they’ll just reveal that info to a frog Twitter user
You sound pretty dumb
>500,000 copies for the first game and less than 200,000 for the sequel is not exactly well.
It is for that era you dumb zoomer
>Or maybe Sakurai won't add any Microsoft character. And don't be stupid, you're not in Sakurai's head, you do not know how he thinks.
And neither are you. There is nothing to suggest he’d choose Steve over Banjo.
> PhantomShab from Smashboards,
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you talking about? Also Artoriasfags don't get a pass from me, that's also BS, if they really were dark souls fags, they would be supporting Chosen undead or Solaire.
>Muh fake fans
That is just deflecting.
He’s gonna aim to please fans.
>you would play as them for a day at most
>implying I own shitch
Just naming the jew, that is all
>Solaire
only as an echo of CU
I sure do like playing as Isaac and Geno
based
Steve would make more people happy
I’m not the one retarded enough to believe a literal who from a game no one in the west gives a shit about is getting revealed at E3
This is honestly the truth.
If Steve gets in, Banjofags will seethe, Stevefags will falseflag as banjofags to make it look like Banjofags are seething even more, Stevefags will play as Steve for a week and then they will be forgotten.
If Banjo gets in, Vinny will be happy, The stickied thread will consist of Banjofags shitting on everyone who was against them and Stevefags will act like they wanted Banjo all along.
If Erdrick gets in, you can expect heavy DBZ posting for the next week or so and then that too will die down.
Kermit sure was violent way back when
Considering that games tend to typically sell less than 100k on average nowadays in Japan, that's not bad at all. But if you don't pay attention to that kind of thing, it's easy to chalk something up in the past as a failure.
>Erdrick still should get in for being an important piece of Nintendo history
he isn't. even in japan, the only place where dq is relevant, they don't give a fuck about erdrick. their favorite dq character is slime.
>being the most important third party of the NES.
teenage mutant ninja turtles of all games outsold it worldwide. castlevania, mega man, lode runner, bomberman, etc. have more of a legacy outside of japan.
It's Crash and Master Chief.
I don't know where you got that; it's spelled correctly.
>If Erdrick gets in
Don't forget constant "hurp which DQ do I play first" threads
he wasn’t “leaked” because he isn’t in and you’re a retard if you think he is
know your place
Prove it.
Could you imagine if BTFO was auto filtered like onions is?
This
Now do albert taking a shit on both banjo and steve.
Thanks for proving my fucking point
If mods would just permaban all of you rosterfag scum, smash threads would be much better
So he's a jew? What the fuck does that have to do with me? I don't know who he is and I don't care to know
Of course! wouldn't have it any other way
Saved! That's some nice art Stevebro.
WHEN Steve gets in
>Souls
I'm honestly looking forward to the fanart when Erdrick gets revealed.
So many bandwagoners will be made that day and I hope that translates to checking out the games.
I put "leaked" in quotation marks because I don't think he is in.
Steve is not in.
Fuck off.
All the fucking time DQfans have had to post screenshots here on Yea Forums to prove they want their characters but nothing will change a bunch of egocentric idiots thinking anyone wanting a character they don't want is just doing it to hurt them.
But no, you misanthropic retard, nobody is, nobody gives a fuck about you, nobody gives a fuck about how you will rage when Erdrick/Banjo/Steve is in, you are irrelevant, nobody cares about BTFOing some random user on Yea Forums, stay quiet if you have nothing important to add to the conversation.
Minecraft has more fans and lots of kids want Steve
So long as they play them, that's fine by me desu.
If, IF Steve gets in, just because you think Steve is likely, just because there's some decent evidence for Steve does NOT mean he is guranteed, temper your expectations.
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE NES ANYMORE
Once Simon got in, all my interest in NES characters in Smash have gone away
He’s guaranteed if there’s a Microsoft rep
Bold of you to challenge us, but not Brave enough, Fag,
Corrin
Good thing there won’t be then, and it definitely wouldn’t be Steve, he’s too ugly for anything outside his game
Cope Banjoke
seething
>Tales
>>>/gamefaqs/
>he isn't. even in japan, the only place where dq is relevant, they don't give a fuck about erdrick. their favorite dq character is slime.
Erdrick's figure ranked about the Luminary's figure when both were made, lol. DQ3 is still voted the best DQ and one of the best games of all time constantly, lmao.
And TMMT was bundled with NES consoles, DQ3 is basically tied with it but doesn't have the Nintendo push. And still the best selling, uncontested, DS third party, DS being Nintendo's best selling console.
ZOOMER!
NES still has many franchises they can borrow from third-parties, Contra, Dragon Quest, Ninja Gaiden, Kunio-Kun, Bomberman, Ghosts N Goblins being some big ones
>lots of kids want Steve
Citation Needed
Minecraft autists only play Minecraft. They don’t care about anything that’s not Minecraft, and adding Minecraft content won’t guarantee sales. In fact, it’ll piss a lot of people off. Steve has as many detractors as fans, and in fact, many agree a Mnecraft stage would be more interesting than the shitty avatar no one cares about.
If I was a Banjoke, I wouldn't actually believe that Steve has a chance, like I said before, temper your expectaions, nothing is gurnateed.
Not really.
If we get Microsoft anything in Smash, it’ll be Banjo
.Not his call
Keep seething Banjoke, Steve is more likely
You were saying?
Steve is not in.
>If we get anything in smash it’ll be a shitty dead platforming character from the 90s with no future
>Nobody cares about BTFOing.
>What is the entirety of Incineroar’s presence on Yea Forums?
See and this video at 00:25
You're correct.
I’d be down for Monster Hunter, Capcom actually tried and succeeded in making that franchise successful in the west.
Nope.
>yfw Brave was a codename for Monster Hunter all along
Not Brave enough, Fag. Make way.
Honestly Banjo isn't even on the table, if there's a microsoft rep there's 0 chance it's banjo, there's so many to choose from and banjo is completely irrelevant.
>Citation needed
>Proceeds to write a fanfiction
The irony of rostertards.
Stage 1: Denial
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>that video
Are you being serious user, or just taking the piss? I refuse to believe this post was made with a straight face as an actual point of debate.
ok sorry
>fanfiction
Should I start posting clips from Minecon you autist?
>still the best selling, uncontested, DS third party, DS being
>an nes game
Doubt
>conversation
These threads are just a bunch of retarded children screeching at each other using the same shitposting images
I won't deny the fact that there may be some people who genuinely want a DQ rep in smash bros,but those fans are vastly outnumbered by the braindead bandwagoning shitposters who sperg over Erdrick just because one leak (that was already proven false) mentioned him
And additionally, why do you think a screenshot of an EMULATOR is going to convince me you're a legitimate DQ fan?
Maybe I would believe you if you posted a timestamped photo of a Dragon Quest game save on actual hardware or a collection of the games, but anyone can just download a savefile for a game and act like they've "played" it
BANJO IS IN HE RAISED ME! AAAAH HA HA
>Imagining that western fans and shitposters would actually know a damn thing about Dragon Quest yet have strong opinions based on ignorance and "facts" pulled out of their asses just so they can feel justified in not liking a character getting in over any one of their favorites who probably didn't do a damn thing for gaming as a whole
Imagine being unironically triggered by Dragon Quest.
Steve is not in.
Fire emblem three houses shove-in
You know it's true and cant deny it
Stay in denial.
cope
Steve is not in.
Steve isn’t in, did you watch PapaGenos newest video! We’ve been talking about it a lot on his Discord! Eeee! I’m so excited
It only took actually being introduced during Sony's E3 presentation and advertising the fuck out of Monster Hunter World on TV and whatnot.
Square Enix is finally kinda catching on that Dragon Quest needs to buddy up with Nintendo and have them push the fuck out of it to finally snag that long deserved success here.
Fuck off, fucking ROB is more important to gaming than you are cause he helped save the console market in the west
Erdrick sounds like a fun rep, I just wish his Down B isn't a counter move
Steve is not in.
Oh look another "but he's irrelevant" argument. The same argument people used again King K Rool. Here we go again!
>If we get Microsoft anything in Smash, it’ll be Banjo
Imagine thinking this.
And you stay retarded
Dragon Quest is nice, Smashfags just have the opposite of the Midas Touch for anything they talk about.
Don’t worry. It’ll be a reflect move instead.
>People think that Brave has anything to do with Dragon Quest
>Not Fire Emblem
>People honest think we won't be getting Sharena of the Weiss Braves
Fuck
Shut up Sorafag, just fucking admit that Gex is our Square Enix rep and is cooler than your Disney weebfuck will ever be
Imagine thinking otherwise.
But Donkey and Diddy are already in, why not have the villain as well?
Banjo is not only completely irrelevant, but a third party literal who with no connection to smash.
What exactily has Erdrick done for gaming? "Erdrickfags" keep talking about his "history" with Nintendo but Shantae also had a history with Nintendo and she only got in as a spirit meanwhile Shovel Knight got an AT and a spirit.
Where it states that Minecraft players only play Minecraft all year?
Do it then. But it's still ironic that you ask for sources when you don't provide yours for your claims in the same post.
And the fact that you still didn't post a source in your reply confirms that you're simply retarded. Don't ask me if I want the videos, post them.
How do you freaks never get tired of this crap? It’s like Ridley getting in sparked a fire in your inner autist.
Literally no u the argument.
We can put /thread to rosterfags now.
Then find me a Dragon Warrior III for GBC save file online. I tried to find some now that you mentioned it but couldn't find a single one to download.
I am too poor at the moment to get physical media (though I would love to buy DQ3, all I have in my country are second hand pirated cartridges and it sucks), though I did buy the illustration book and DQ3 on the mobile store. I guess I could take out my PS2 and use the DQVIII savefile in it, but that would be a hassle, I also have my 3DS logs of me playing DQVII, I guess.
cope
Imagine if Yooka and Laylee were in, that would be the biggest fuck you to banjokes I can possibly imagine.
How about we admit we’re both cool and Sword Gohan is trash?
Ya stole that from Reddit didn't you.
>If we get Microsoft anything in Smash, it’ll be Banjo
Imagine thinking that in order to represent Microsoft we would be getting a character Microsoft only got due to buying Rare.
Ridley’s not big enough here.
His shield might do so as a counter since shields have the ability to auto block moves in Dragon Quest games. Just Saiyan
Actually...what if they RNG'd it and made him have a random chance of auto countering/blocking?
That could be interesting. Probably would piss people off but hey, creative way to workaround actually giving him a command based counter.
>weiss braves
How the FUCK did that translate into Order of Heroes
Cope
I can roll with that
Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw this on Reddit somewhere. Ya stole it.
...you're actually serious and comparing Erdrick to fucking Shantae and Shovel Knight while you're at it?
Wasn't Master Cheif Deconfirmed a while ago tho?
Cope falseflagging Stevefag, no matter how much you try to rewrite history, There never was a trio, it was just the lizard duo.
>Luck based factor.
>When Peach’s side smash and Olimar’s pluck were altered to remove that.
Masahiro Joker can have half his kit from other characters and loosely interpret Arsene Sakurai will give us a counter down-b and make Smashfags even more worked and annoying.
Steve is not in.
Also, these threads are shit. It’s the best they deserve.
Stay in denial, Banjoke. Don't kill yourself when Banjo isn't in.
What has Erdrick done for gaming? Shantae had a history with Nintendo too and look what became of her, if you don't have anything to say don't bother replying at all.
Steve is not in.
Lol
Did all you niggas forget about the datamine finding Brave?
It’s going to be a Bravely Default Protag.
not who you're responding to but Erdrick is basically the most important main character in the Dragon Quest series which has done a hell of a lot for gaming , possibly more than any other RPG series in fact, and it has influenced games outside of its genre to a lesser extent
Frank O' Conner also denied the existence of Halo 2 Anniversary less than a year prior to it being released. Take what he says with a grain of salt.
Sorry Sorafag but Gexchads align with the sword Gokus on this issue. Anything's better than Mickey Mouse's anime boyfriend.
Ask your mom.
Or Japan.
Clearly you don't have a Japanese mom you can ask.
I'm Chinise you instinctive racist!