Game about killing demons

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>people always trying to open gateways to hell or summon demons
>nobody ever tries to open a gate to heaven
I mean heaven is supposed to be a nice play. Why wouldn't you try to make a portal there?

Because if they could, they would. They don't know how. However, they know how to do the other one, which is way easier apparently.

Because it's guaranteed death, that's why.

>gameboy'd
>that level of detail

Yes.

How is going to hell not?

I'm pretty sure because hell equivalent WANTS to make contact to corrupt and shiet. Heaven equivalent is usually either aloof or purposefully isolationist. If both want to meddle in mortal than both are fair game, yes.

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GARFIELF

It would be a fun setting for a game if some group of occultist scientists would try to open gateway to heaven, and instead of benevolent place of joy they find angelic beings obsessed with absolute order and purity of things that attempt to make Earth in their own image.

I swear to god there's a fucking glitch in the system or some shit. I keep seeing fucking garfield and the simpsons references every where the fuck I look. Shit goddamn. Fucking jeopardy, youtube, Yea Forums, at work, cocksucking everywhere. The fuck is happening.

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Jews

DUDE

Le spooky wacky video making Garfield an eldritch abomination scared Reddit

Don't even need to make the angels a surprise bad thing. You could just make it a tower of babel punishment thing. And make the game about surviving gods wrath and retribution for the hubris of man.

>Angels and law is bad
SMT already exists.

>we're going to heaven
>or die trying

I suppose the devil can be relied on for help far more than god. You gotta anticipate for the eventual backstab and being a cog in some of his plans, though.

>El Shaddai releases
>literally no one cares, not even for controversy points
What a weird time it was.

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>game about killing demons
>god never helps but makes his present constantly known

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To beat up demons, how about a God Hand?

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because you can´t
only reason why you can open portals to hell is because the demons want this to happen and are actively helping you.
meanwhile everybody in heaven is trying his hardest to keep people out

Because Heaven sucks and Hell is way cooler?

God helps by sending you. You do not work for your own rescue but those he will rescue through you.

>devil holds the angel's legs open so you can fuck her

Dragon Age Origins

>humans are a product of angel/devil unions

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>Heaven is isolationist and Hell is open borders
People will still in 2019 pretend that the Bible isn't the ultimate redpill just because they're content being slaves to their vices

Jesus look at that guy's fucking neck.

Did he?

Opinion of anyone who cherry picks from the book he supposedly lives his life by is irrelevant. You're in for the whole hog or not at all.

But atheists cherrypick more than most Christians. If I had a dime for every "but you eat shellfish heh owned" without them understanding the context I'd probably have enough money to end world hunger

What's supposed to be wrong with his neck?

Everything has to be partisan hackery with you huh?

Shit, I'd give Lilith the D. Horns are just handlebars.

that's a headress, not actual horns

prime evil diablo is sexier anyway

Because demons are little bitches compared to angels

sorry

Heaven's for fucking faggots, that's why.

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It's fine. Nothing wrong with it.

Whoa. This for some reason really opens my mind about everything. A new perspective on life.

Play Dragon Age (1) you stupid nigger

Well for one god would probably smite you before you could even attempt to
If you open the gates of hell instead it's more likely that demons will want to rape and pillage everything around the vicinity

Why did they make his wings so tiny ? It's not like he has hollow bones or anything.

Holy shit, you fucking zoomers.
Dragon Age & Silmarillion

I don't remember anyone trying to open a gate to heaven in dragon age

Because demons are less stuck up and make better boyfriends

Second Sin

That has to be it then. But there's more than likely some merit to as well.

There is reason its so nice place. Not every one gets admitted. Also it is the reason why no one would want get back earth..

Imagine how mad locals would be when every beggar and shitstain used portal to enter instead of going thru steps like rest of the decent people...

Doom
>Angel: So Doomguy we are allowed to help you, ask for anything? Unstoppable power? Invincibility? Killing demons with mere gaze?
>Doomguy: Remove my need to sleep. It gets in the way.

oh shit yeah, the where the darkspawn came from. Dragon Age has some wild lore

>El Shaddai
I bought that shit on release and for some misterious ways i never played it. Seriously i find it like 3 days ago in a corner of a wardrobe completely forgotten about it. Is that game cursed?

I need to see this to believe this.

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Demons are less finicky than Angels.

simpsons references appear because of sneed memes and your browser sells any referencial data to ad companies that auto tune you ads and youtube recommended. garfield meme is forced and a viral meme made by a jew.

>literally no one cares, not even for controversy points
Controversy wasn't really a cash grab until 2012

Yea Forums was a mistake.

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Except they don't claim to follow the book, and it is not cherrypicking.

>God(s) of setting actively send blessings and power to those that fight against Demons and disorder

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>any game ever
>God is only ever mentioned, never actually shown

Seriously I just realized this.
Even in games like SMT the God you fight isnt actually "God".

It's in the intro cinematic.

>girlfriend (male)
ftfy

I miss proto-eldritch Garfield, when he was just super hungry and ate the house. Like a true idiotic deity, so detached from our realm of logic.

>tfw you finally magic your way into heaven expecting angel puss
>tfw your very presence turns it into literal hell and you into a demon

Angels are way more terrifying than demons. Anybody who would try to open heaven would be in for some extreme punishment

>that's actually a strip
wtf is going on inside his head?

Indeed

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Surely there are exceptions.
Like, don't you fuck God's shit up in LRFFXIII to recreate the universe?

Nah
Never (You) me again

...

You ARE god's help.

you the player are god, guiding the character twoards the correct action

Tower of Babel didn't really work out

>all powerful dude needs some other dudes help

>Dogscape.jpg

But it wasn't trying to get to heaven. It was just for man to be proud of their accomplishments. then God just said nah and smite everyone

>god should fight humanity's battles

really makes you think

>implying Doomguy is God

>And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

They're both popular meme material. Next you'll be shocked how you're seeing Spongebob in the same places

>god's own creations are humanities problem

Clearly a mistranslation that kings James readers refuse to budge on despite the advancements in translations and language knowledge have proven otherwise.

>you and those demonic scum are worth each other, Eden dropouts, choke on that fruit lmao

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>game about killing demons
>god helps
>it doesn't matter, all you do is witness god's death and the downfall of heaven

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>implying he is not

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What are some good games where you are being given power by a god?

>God helps
>game is over instantly
Fun game.

He's just a man. A very powerful man. An example of what a man can be when he fulfills his full potential.

>God makes you wise fwom yo gwave

I didnt play that but I meant God as in our real life christian God.
Fictional Gods I'm sure shows in many games.

Legend of zelda

She does in kid icarus

Kid Icarus

God of War I and II, Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver