Duke Nukem
>Is the embodiment of classic actions heroes
>Unambiguously is portrayed as a good guy
>Defeats militarized threats against humanity all by himself
Caleb
>Follows a dark God and kills innocent people without consequences
>Described in the manual as "evil fighting more evil"
>Is quite literally a deranged and manipulated villain
What strange occurrence has happened that people consider Duke Nukem to be the controversial one?
Numales love Blood because it's the least offensive of the Build games because they're sexless geeks that hate "racist" characters like Lo Wang and titty women lovers like Duke
After beating all of Shadow Warrior (the main game and expacks), I can officially declare Blood as the worst of the Build trilogy
Pros in regards to SW compared to Blood:
>Hitscanning enemies don't instantly rape you on No Pain No Gain unlike how they can on Well Done (the ninjas are just as common as the cultists, but you can actually fight them)
>Variety of weapons, whereas you have nearly worthless weapons in Blood
>Variety of enemies, whereas you just fight mainly cultists and zombies in Blood
>Armor that actually protects you, unlike the three nonsensical ones in Blood
>Not only can weapons have secondaries, they can have thirds as well
>Lo Wang is a cool character/actually entertaining unlike a tryhard like Caleb
In regards to Caleb, let me give you an example of what I mean: Shadow Warrior ends with a pretty based Lo Wang rap, Bloodfags would consider it cringe if Caleb tried to rap, and in my opinion, Caleb himself is cringe as a result because Bloodfags think Caleb is "too cool" to rap. Duke could rap, Lo Wang raps and Caleb's fans think it'd be wrong for him to rap (making them cringe)
And obviously the ranking goes Duke 3D > Shadow Warrior > Redneck Rampage > dog shit > Blood > Build crap like Nam or WW2
How were the expansions of SW? Never played them.
Different guy, but they're alright. Not as good as the first few levels, but not as bad as the Pitchford Levels.
They're quite alright. Some highs, some annoying stuff.
Uuuuh... hmmm...
Wanton Destruction has really ANNOYING fucking sounding enemies (but I do like the attempt to add something new and exclusive to the expack), though I feel like it gets kinda bad near the end
Twin Dragon has a pretty bad sewer maze, so if you hate sewers and mazes, you will hate a level in that, and it feels the least original compared to Wanton which has some really cool ideas for levels (even if they're not good)
Though it's mostly more Shadow Warrior goodness, and a lot of it ends up as filler I barely remember (but it's good filler), and besides, there's barely any custom maps for this game anyway, they're worth playing for that reason alone.
>Twin Dragon has a pretty bad sewer maze
Long as it's not sector-over-sector crap to make it hard to figure out where to go even with the map view.
Sounds like that jumping maze in the Duke Nukem Nuclear Winter, and it's not that bad
I still couldn't get over how bad Nuclear Winter was when I tried it out in that Megaton release.
>not liking all of the classic fps characters
I played through it near Christmas (and didn't finish it until January lol), and yeah...
The new enemy assets in Wanton make it feel like Shadow Warrior 2 in comparison to those snowmen, the reused levels and general level confusion also not helping - though I did unironically like the final boss (even if he was easy to cheese)
How is Blood less offensive when Caleb goes around killing innocent people for shits and giggles?
that's cool but where's the chars from hexen?
Isn't that a player choice? Also look at how SJWs love MK11
>"YEEEEEES, SINGLE WHITE FEMALE"
>i came here to kick gum and chew ass
>and I'm all out of ass
Parius Baratus and Daedolon are on their own adventure together.
Am I the only one who doesn't like the concept of bonus levels in these games? I actively found myself skipping them when I realised I could be wasting resources.
You're forced to kill an innocent to get a key in a later level IIRC
But Wang gets attacked by women whenever he tries to flirt with them. Other than Usagi.
Which gives Wang the free of way to self defense
Wanton destruction is great
youtube.com
Twin Dragon is also really good minus the sewer level
Hard tho.
That video is from the second episode
That’s because she’s a bit dense. And she’s either 14, 15, or 16, depending on which point in the series she’s supposed to be from. She also gives him some ammo and a free nuke.
very cool
Someone leak the 2001 version of duke nukem forever... PLEASE.
I believe you but I can't take you seriously if you don't label Redneck Rampage as "Build Engine crap"
Also remember Bloods Nightdive port is the one of, if not the: weakest port of a build engine game so far. So if your basing your opinion on that you should reconsider with a more stable version.
On another note: Did Shadow Warrior Redux get the shaft to anyone else? It feels lacking and there's no multiplayer
christ this is low test cope dogshit copypasta
try harder next time to tiny dicked faggot
all that shit reads like you fucking suck at blood, which isn't even hard so it makes you pretty fucking worthless, literally just crouch, dynamite and dodge you absolute fucking tranny retard, it's why they're in groups
>caleb is cringe because his fans think this way
is the irony lost on you that you're the fucking cringiest faggot posting this shit all the time while also being nonsensical shit?
>I believe you but I can't take you seriously if you don't label Redneck Rampage as "Build Engine crap"
Literally never heard a legit complaint about RR that also wasn't an opinion stolen from a retarded YouTuber
>Also remember Bloods Nightdive port is the one of, if not the: weakest port of a build engine game so far.
Even if it was a 1:1 port, Nightdive couldn't fix the inherit problems with Blood like the hitscanning enemies and how cringe Caleb is (as are his fans)
Fortune say: Bloodfags never gonna score
Don't forget your trenchcoat when you go to school tomorrow
moddb.com
>1 new episode
>4 classic episodes with remixed content (new weapons, enemies, features, etc)
>2 expansion DLCs (Duke it out in DC and Carribean Beach)
nobody cares shill
Have you even played it?
So when do we get the remake of him as girl?
Desu it would not surprise me if you are the same person that spams that beamdog pasta too.
Based either way, blood is shit
Thanks, and glad you agree
it's pretty easy to deal with them but even one of the blood devs said the hitscan enemies were too strong
Granted, game devs can be wrong about their own games, but I think that says it all.
If you’re playing on Extra Crispy, sure, but that’s just self flagellation at that point.
I love the idea of a fifth difficulty, but i just wish it was done for Duke and SW
(RR has psychobilly, so at least we have something)
this post stinks of nigger
Damn I’m Good and No Pain No Gain are the fifth difficulty.
They're actually fair though lol
I want them to have at least one dick saw ripping difficulty. (For SW, it would add the respawning enemies, for Duke, uhm... maybe no armor? This is a tough one other than making everything a sponge and you a piece of toilet paper)
Oh, wonderful. That’s just what I needed. Respawning Shadow Ninjas.
Truth
>Respawning shadow ninjas
>Respawning giant snake scorpion things
Oh no no no no
I have, and it's not that great.
>starts getting automatic three day bans for being a shitter and spamming adverts for his Duke3D maps
>switches it up to Shadow Warrior
>starts getting automatic three day bans, switches back to Duke3D
IP range ban soon?
Respawning enemies at the last difficulty level is retarded i don't know why they kept adding it. It encourages speedrunning and ignoring enemies. First Person Runner. I want to shoot shit in my FPS not slowly transform into a GDQ reject.
I like the new mechanics like the vending machines giving extra health, portable medkits getting smaller and smaller instead of you just taking them outright even if you have 99%, Shelly's new weapon set, having an AI companion in general, the spider mines being better than laser trips, etc
Quoting Dice is infinitely cooler than a shitty rap.
None of them are actually cool, but in terms of references and tongue-in-cheek shit, Caleb wins.
Duke is normie as fuck and Wang is like what retards laugh at, he's for the type of people who watched something like Borat or Austin Powers and all they get from it are the one liners.
Postal Dude started as more of an isometric character, but I’ll let it slide.
Caleb is Not Important with even less personality
Duke also likes Big Bang Theory and Oprah.
Only a legitimately mentally challenged person could believe this.
>Duke is normie as fuck
Not these days you retard
>and Wang is like what retards laugh at, he's for the type of people who watched something like Borat or Austin Powers and all they get from it are the one liners.
This is oddly specific and speaks more about you than it does Lo Wang (who is based)
>Not important
Hates people
>Caleb
Hates mimes (lmao XD!!!1)
Checks out to me.
>Ophelia?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Show yourself!
>SHOW YOURSELF!
Great line delivery and scene, but not really a personality.
Sleep Ophelia...
It shows that he’s really fucked up about losing the only woman he ever loved, and that alone is more personality than Not Important.
Try harder next time. You already admitted to giggling at a forced rap number over the end credits like you're a 6 year old in 1987.
Who the fuck is Caleb?
Lo Wang is getting revenge for his master and recalls some of his teachings - that's as much personality as Caleb.
>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN EVER! LO WANG NEEDS TO HAVE 0 PERSONALITY AND BE EDGY LIKE CALEB!!!1
Caleb is also Duke Nukem minus the personality and the good AOD lines
A bitch
Bazinga!
you type like a tranny, dude
Lo Wang kills his evil twin, Hung Lo, in the expansion.
Main character of Blood.
> A V E N G E M Y D E A T H
>Lo Wang kills his evil twin, Hung Lo, in the expansion.
THIS TIME... IT'S FAMILIAL...
Duke started as platformer character with graphics ripped from Turrican and DOS Megaman, so?
Fair enough.
>switches back to Duke3D
>gets banned again
>then switches back to Ion Maiden
>Is the embodiment of classic actions heroes
Literally forgotten.
>Literally forgotten.
There was a time where he wasn't forgotten for 14 years. :)
Duke is an icon
People only know Blood because of YouTube shills
>Duke is a dead icon
ftfy
Do you know that Duke Nukem is a parody of action buff guys like rambo and terminator, right?
If Duke is dead, then Blood is not only dead, but its soul was ghostbusted with Blood 2.
>Blood 2.
Was entirely the fault of a publisher.
Next thing you'll tell me that Monolith were a hack studio before they got bought up by Warner Brothers.
Also you'll tell people how Duke Nukem Forever is the best fps ever made.
That'll be a YIKES from me Dukebabby. :)
An icon that got shit on by Randy Pitchford.
>Duke Nukem
>Fucked forever because he's owned by a narcissist sociopathic pedophile cunt magician scam artist
Women shake their tits and Duke.
That's it. I mean, that's literally it. Muh sexism.
There is nothing wrong with Duke Nukem being a hypermasculine symbol. He's never depicted as being violent or hateful towards women unless the player directs him to do so, and he is clearly troubled by having to kill innocent characters in general. As far as anyone can infer, he is extremely rich and famous, extremely good-looking and fit, the savior of humanity several times over, and naturally highly attractive to the opposite sex. It would be kind of weird if he wasn't. On top of that, if you play through the Duke games, you can see he's earned the position of being the alpha male of Earth and his personality developed into the macho dude stereotype after having saved Earth a couple times because rather than having just been created that way. I think he's a very realistic action hero.
>100 to 65 health in 0.00000001 seconds of the cultist appearing in view
Blood defenders are the worst.
>Just crouch bro!
>Why didn't you throw dynamite? Even though that would have been slower and yous still would have taken damage lol just throw dynamite
>Just play the level 30 times and learn every single enemy placement haha!
Hopefully the 2001 DNF build gets released when he goes to jail
>duke busts into alien-infested LA strip club and rescues the dancers
>they give him a free show and he pays them anyway
a real man.
Doesn’t the game also punish you by spawning more enemies for killing the chicks?
He also likes to see cats get hurt apparently.
as if we needed more reasons to loathe Rancid Bitchford
Are you unironically calling Caleb an SJW icon?
Imagine being a fag who doesn't like both Duke and Blood. Both are fantastic games and worth playing.
Mortal Kombat is now loved by SJWs, so why not?
Yes.
He's playing on Extra Crispy, which was designed for co-op.
How the fuck did Blood go from being a boomercore game to now be considered SJW shit
I still have no idea why he thought it was a good idea to share a video of a crab attacking a cat, followed by him saying that it was submitted for consideration.
Yea Forums
Yea Forums is retarded. More news at Channel 4
OP being a faggot as usual.
Why do you guys ignore that people say Lo Wang is racist and that Duke is sexist?
I didn't know there was something beyond rock bottom...
Why do you give a shit about someone else’s opinions?
Neither did I, but it’s called the Abyss.
Based and patricianpilled
Why should I take into consideration the opinions of some who in the shitholes which are social websites?
I'm a grown ass man capable of forming my own opinions on any garbage I find. I've started to loathe this fucking Malaysian fishing forum more and more whenever some dumbass posts a Twitter screencap followed by other dumb motherfuckers unironically falling for it. Fuck the internet.
>That zoomer that spams "x is better than x" threads and doesn't understand both were great games.
Also, to anyone agreeing with this shill, you DO NOT DESERVE o play any of these beautiful games, go play Fortnite or Overwatch instead.
>Only recognize 11 of them
Fuck where has my memory gone?
>wolf3d
>blake stone
>doom
>heretic
>chexquest
>witchhaven (?)
>rise of the triad
>duke
>quake
>shadow warrior
>blood
>redneck rampage
>turok
>half life
>Deus ex? SiN? SWAT? OP4? I don't know, tell me please?
>Requiem ?
>Kiss Psycho Circus
>Serious Sam
>Postal 2
>Painkiller
Pretty neat, can you confirm if I messed up that last one in the 3rd row?
Also surprised Dark Forces / Kyle Katarn isn't there, lol. or NOLF / Cate Archer, if you're gonna include Painkiller.
Cool image though.
>Nobody Likes A Bigot!
thanks randy for ruining the DUEK
Blow it out your ass!
>>Deus ex? SiN? SWAT? OP4? I don't know, tell me please?
I'm 99% sure it's SIN
>>Deus ex? SiN? SWAT? OP4? I don't know, tell me please?
Might be the guy from Blue Shift.
>fps cinematic universe with a big avengers style team up film never
All out of gum.
>Doesnt care what britfags think
>Uses all weapons
>Doesn't need outside help
>Lets the aliens know what he thinks of them / tells it like it is
>Saves the world and gets laid while he does it
think you got it wrong, redcoat
Yes that's what I mean instead of Opposing Force
Blue Shift
It looks a lot like SiN but wasn't 100% sure.
Yeah it's SIN guy (who for some reason isn't black)
Also Blade is another character SJWs love because he's black, he can be sexist because of his place on the oppression olympics totem.
>The Expendables 1997.jpg
>Also surprised Dark Forces / Kyle Katarn isn't there, lol. or NOLF / Cate Archer, if you're gonna include Painkiller.
There's a second one:
>Yeah it's SIN guy (who for some reason isn't black)
That's actually what threw me off, thanks.
>Trespasser
Good shit right there
>that trespasser one
kek
>No Exhumed/Powerslave
>No Diakatana
>No CyClones
>No Strife
>No Marathon
>No Operation Body Count
>No Corridor 7
>No Hexen
shit list
Is that motherfucking moses from that Wolfenstein clone?
>who for some reason isn't black
His skin color is pretty ambiguous and changes from instance to instance.
That'd be Noah
I’d at least want a team up of these three.
Yes.
Do all of those parts exist? I might want to make some of those.
But Baratus from Hexen is in there.
>Sam: "Come on Duke, we need you again. Jusy like old times, remember?
>Duke: "Not this time Sam. I'm all washed out. This atomic bomb is all spent."
>Wang: "That's not what the real Duke Nukem would say. Not the one I know. 'Always bet on Duke,' right?"
>Ranger: "HUUH" as he hands Duke a pistol.
And this is why you use spellcheck kids.
I'm not reading any of this.
Have a nice thread.
>HUUH means I miss my wife
>Sonic: All packed up, big guy?
>Duke: Yes.. my blue friend.
>Mario: Yahoo!
>Duke: Let's rock!
Well, so is classic action, to be fair.
Video game violence is alright because it's just an over-the-top satirical game for fun, but don't you DARE put in ladies, that's too far.
You now remember the John Cena/Duke Nukem movie rumor