>"YouTubers hungry for a quick inflation to their subscriber base are turning to Fortnite in the latest bloody bid for attention. Fortnite is played by people of all ages, but it's undeniably designed to appeal to younger people. It's a violent cartoon in a bright world where a new villain arrives with every season on the back of an in-game event to spawn an evil purple cube or cover the map in snow and ice. Fortnite is 2019's most popular Saturday morning cartoon and it's free to play and watch 24 hours a day."
>"It's these very in-game events that YouTube livestreamers are using to manipulate young and/or naive viewers in order to boost subscriber numbers and donation totals, resorting to tactics so transparently misleading and exploitative that the videos, for anyone over the age of six, are borderline unwatchable. "
>"For these livestreamers, that messaging doesn't matter. They play stupid to get around YouTube's guidelines, phrasing their stream titles as questions or vague statements that, while technically true, communicate a brash sense of urgency, especially in tandem with garish thumbnails that scream even louder. "LIVE EVENT!" and a chunky red arrow are near guarantees, while the more ambitious streamers photoshop cracks on the eye itself, or throw a godzilla in for good measure—something to really get a kid's mind turning over.
"That's not even the worst of it. The theatrics required to trick an audience into thinking something big is about to happen boggle the mind."
What do you think about this, Yea Forums? Its reminds me a bit of some Yea Forums threads.
I could give less of a shit. Scamming kids from the point of video games is nothing new. My ass would always fall for the "free clash of clans gem generator" when I was younger. Kids will soon realize that it's all bullshit and move on. Better they learn while they're younger rather than older.
Jace Baker
>free clash of clans gem generator
Kys zoomer
Thomas Harris
>People scamming kids in what is currently the most popular game with kids besides Minecraft Is this suppose to be surprising?
Zachary Scott
>clickbait website whines that youtubers should not be allowed to use clickbait The ironing
Jaxson Harris
clickbait article complaining about clickbait
James Scott
>I could give less of a shit >could Well that's nice of you
Julian Rodriguez
youtubers are using clickbait to try and gain more clicks
more news at 11
wow
Xavier Richardson
Isn't this what all let's players or any other fucking e-celeb has done since the beginning of time? Why does this deserve an article now?
Bentley Powell
I read the entire OP and I literally can't tell what the scam is. I'm not reading the rest of the article. Kill yourself.
Nathan Reyes
>I could give less of a shit. How cute, ESL-chan.
Jack Martin
>bloggers who create clickbait for living crying about youtubers
wow its fucking nothing
Gavin Reed
>free clash of clans gem generator Is this what zoomers are actually like?
>My ass would always fall for the "free clash of clans gem generator" when I was younger God damn I wish I applied for janny position to fucking ban you underage faggots. Get the fuck off this website
Doesn't matter, the more articles, the faster this cancer clickbait culture can get rooted out. The fact that you don't seem to care is what is letting them thrive, assholes.
Cooper Turner
>clash of clans when i was younger this must be some elaborate bait
Benjamin Harris
(You)
Carter Fisher
Technically speaking we were all younger when Clash of Clans was made.
Gabriel Nguyen
>"free clash of clans gem generator" when I was younger.
>the fuck? how is this news clickbait isn't new and you're arguably doing it >actually check the article >looping countdown timers >all that fake hype in the actual streams jesus fucking christ what the fuck
From what I gather, the scam is that the video title and thumbnail says there's something going on where there isn't, so you get scammed into opening a youtube video and your life is in shambles
Colton Moore
why should Yea Forums be like those other two shit tier boards, HEY LET'S DISCUSS NEWS ARTICLES AND TWEETS
you should see some of the utter trash kids watch on youtube. there's a whole army of clowns that overreact and scream and pretend that the smallest most uninteresting thing is in fact extremely interesting.
when i was a kid there was a common saying that "tv rots your brain." this shit certainly does.
Asher Martin
>implying this is anything new to any videos found in youtube
Camden Walker
Twitch kiddies everyone.
Logan King
for me it was maplestory.
i had my white maple bandana vac hacked.
stupid hacking losers >:(
yeah just figure out the casino is rigged early yknow the game corner isnt even in the remakes of lets go pika so of a bitch i says
Hey kid, remember: Real men fix other peoples problems
Benjamin Russell
Is it a scam any time a content creator creates something for a particular audience now?
Robert Allen
>Clash of Clans We all experimented with mobile once. >When I was younger How young are we talking? >Free gem generator At no age should you fall for this.
I think I got baited.
Adrian Gutierrez
People want to pay or donate what's the problem
Robert Taylor
This OP is literally a fucking advertisement.
Evan Rogers
You got baited an hour after he posted and after about 10 other anons got baited You're dumber
Brayden Thompson
Yes. It's basically today's version of calling someone a rapist, except calling someone a rapist is still in style
Zachary Allen
how do I subscribe to them?
Oliver Gonzalez
They are just describing the YouTube formula. Literally every YouTuber does this because it is what the algorithm favours and therefore promotes.
Ethan Garcia
>people in this thread acting like Yea Forums isn't 80% 16 year olds
Spoiler alert, this board is for teenagers. I'm surprised none of you can tell by the content of the posts.
I was here when I was 16, 6 years ago. Your secret club has always been a 'no girls allowed' day care centre, and it always will be. Thx 4 listening.
Tyler Harris
Give them your credit card information
Brody Powell
This scam artist is lying to anons on 4channel in the most obnoxious way possible
Henry Perry
uhh clash of clans came out in 2012 user...
Aiden Ross
Absolutely not new. They destroyed the PvE mode with this nonsense so now everyone would rather scam guns like it's runescape rather than actually play the game. I miss when I could just speedbuild and get comfy without finding myself suddenly in a box with some twelve year old asking for my weapons. BR has always been a cesspool but at least I could kill them, the community in the PvE mode became irredeemable after youtubers convinced the new blood that it's a trading game, doesn't matter if they add fancy bosses to it or not.
Colton Garcia
So what you're saying is if that user was 12 at the time now he would be 19? Yiu retards do realize that he's 18 years old with brain damage most likely.
Blake Johnson
EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW shit has been going on for an eternity
Youtube is literally built on people who make videos with titles in all-caps with a thumbnail that has red circles, giant arrows, and maybe a couple abbreviations like WTF or LOL, only for the actual content of the video to have absolutely nothing to do with the title or the thumbnail
Watching this shit is absolutely surreal. At least back in the days you had to be a bit subtle to manipulate kids, these fortnite youtubers aren't even trying. Goes to show that there's no excuse for not making money in 2019.
Luis Brooks
He could have used many more reprehensible shit YT does, but then he'd have to accuse the site itself and not some few of its users.
Luis Bailey
what the fuck is clash of clans?
Dominic Cook
>lone ESL zoomer makes boomers seethe with one post Based beyond belief
Not enough clickbait in that tagline. News shows are neck-deep in this shit as well these days. >We're standing by with our exclusive report on how much damage they can do to you and your children, and we give you the weapons you need to stop them. But first, the innovative new app that'll save you money on your power bills.
Andrew Cook
>clickbait article about clickbait We need to go deeper
Dylan Davis
based illiterate
Levi Collins
10/10 keep up the good work user
Isaiah Martinez
>could give less Brainlet.
Brody Ramirez
No, Anime Dark Souls would have been enjoyable. God Eater studio couldn't make something half decent to save their lives.
Ian Reyes
i'm 20 and i played clash of clans when i was 14 your point
Liam Sullivan
>My ass would always fall for the "free clash of clans gem generator" when I was younger. Alright user, you got me.
>>"YouTubers hungry for a quick inflation to their subscriber base are turning to Fortnite in the latest bloody bid for attention >bloody Stopped reading there. Of fucking course it's a bong article. I never hear jack shit about Fortnite unless it involves the britbongs shitting righteous fury about it. Someone please tell me why that one singular island nation is so obsessed with this game.
Dark Souls 3 is anime. proof:tree blossoms and ash floating everywhere all the time like the wind never stops for some reason, anime movesets/weapons, katanas and other japanese weapons out the ass
Jaxon Cruz
>Clickbait websites hungry for a quick inflation to their clicks are turning to Yea Forums in the latest bloody bid for attention. Yea Forums is browsed by people of all ages, but its undeniably designed to appeal to retards. Its a bunch of retarded shitposting in a clown world where a new boogieman arrives with every new week on the back of an IRL event to spawn a new non-vidya meme to cover the board in /pol/ shit. Yea Forums is 2019's most popular Yea Forums board and its free to shitpost on 24 hours a day.
>Its these very memes that clickbait websites are using to manipulate anons and/or naive autistic men in order to boost their clicks and ad revenue, resorting to tactics so transparently spammy and exploitative that the articles, for anyone over the age of 14, are blatant bullshit not worth reading.
>For these websites, that doesn't matter. They play stupid to get around 4chans rules against advertising, phrasing their threads as if made by actual users, or using vague statements, while technically true, communicate a brash sense of urgency, especially in tandem with garish images that beg the user to shitpost in the thread to keep it bumped. "OH NO NO NO NO NO" and a screaming red Wojak are near guarantees, while the more ambitious clickbait websites photoshop headlines, or throw some buzzwords like Tranny in for good measure-something to really get an user ready to post the same canned response he posts every time one of these threads is made.
Do you not feel even the slightest bit scummy lying to my fucking face? The queen is behind this, quit trying to suppress it
Ryder James
You sound obsessed
Joshua Gutierrez
Obvious things that have occured for months are now obviously on the news... and within the next few weeks action will be taken now... hmmm..?
Thomas Murphy
Remember to use a pastebin kids, and tell OP he's a faggot and should fuck off if he doesn't! Advertisers will never stop shilling their clickbait here if you keep replying to their threads and clicking their links
>First sentence is absolutely loaded with overly-dramatic language so you know exactly who the enemy is >Second sentence is a biased opinion just shoved in there, like the author just can't stop himself >Third sentence is more of the same. >Fourth is an ad for the game >Takes three "paragraphs" to actually explain what's happening, and fails to do so clearly because it's full of bias and preaching
Zoomers and youtubers are cancer and deserve each other
Camden Powell
It's the same guy that beat Sekiro with cheats, James Davenport
Camden Harris
Zoomers are retarded. Other news: water, wet.
Jaxon Ortiz
how is this news, this shit has been around since youtube became the main gaming video platform
Jonathan Morales
>clash of clans so you're a zoomer?
Tyler Martin
love these shilling reddit threads about outside content, with the subject field filled, convenient excerpt, handy link included, even went as far as to create a proper thumbnail, WOW!
The irony is that the article used the exact same tactic to get you to click the link and generate profit
Luke Diaz
jesus are u like 18
Joseph Fisher
What the fuck did I just read? What--wha--WHAT. WHAT IS ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT IS HAPPENING, AM I DRUNK, AM I DREAMING, WHERE AM I, IS THIS THE REAL LIFE OR IS THIS SOME FANTASY MAMAMIA
David Parker
when I was 16 I didnt get hooked by a mobile game and wasnt a giant pussy
Dylan Gonzalez
You are correct, but ... >"free clash of clans gem generator" >when I was younger You still are young fag, come back when you're over 18.
Jackson Collins
I miss Minecraftube.
Adam Peterson
I didn't click on shit i just read the OP, even if i did click the article it would of just had more words of the same shit.
Camden Ward
If Kyle was in BR that would actually motivate me into playing the game for more than three days.
Benjamin Cruz
Remember when Yea Forums would tell OP to fuck right off if he didn't use a pastebin?
Kevin Barnes
This is unironically a good thing.
Kids getting tricked and learning they shouldn't trust everything they see on the internet is a valuable lesson.
Jeremiah Morris
zommers have to learn about scammers and liars on the internet eventually. Youtube clickbait is the least of their issues.
Eli Morales
>My ass would always fall for the "free clash of clans gem generator" when I was younger >Clash or Clans released on IOS in August 2012 Either good bait or you’re 100% an underageb&.
Carson Barnes
how stupid can you be, the article makes a good point about how douchey these fake timer scams are. theres like a billion kids watching them and its just grown men trying to make money by pretending like something is happening in fortnite when thats not even how fortnite works. its fucked up, the article isnt the problem the faggots defending this as simple clickbait when its really not are
>My ass would always fall for the "free clash of clans gem generator" Hello, you actual 15 year old.
Matthew Martinez
>"OH GUYZ LOOK! IT'S THE HEWOBWINE! I SAW HIM! OHHHHH!" Minecraft was also cancer. But, at least, Minecraft was a fundamentally better game since it relied primarily on creating and not destroying. And the whole scope of it and things you could do rewarded creativity and exploration in general.
Christopher Baker
It's more brutal if you think about it because kids are donating actual money to youtubers rather than falling for old Runescape and Maple scams which only involved mesos/gold/items.
Daniel Garcia
>he didn't play corruption of champions while he was a fetus lmao at you life senpai
Landon Reyes
I don't mean that crap. I mean the dumb LPers.
Charles Carter
this. this is some really fucked up shit. its not a fake runescape gold generator that steals your runescape gold. this is like an actual scam
>watch for 2 mins >dude is just begging for subs the whole time How do kids enjoy this?
Nathan Morris
>imagine writing four whole paragraphs in a news article and still not even touching on what exactly the core of the issue is.
Is he complaining about the fake livestreams that are all over youtube these days? Like the Falcon Heavy launches that were "live streamed" for about a month.
The anime big eyes style was literally copied from western art like Warner Bros and Disney, are you retarded?
Levi Cooper
Wasnt even good bait, but I guess it worked. Good job.
Xavier Perez
He’s not talking about you specifically, captain autismo.
Isaiah Perez
>SHOUT OUT >SHOUT OUT you're not a fucking radio station and even people calling in to those are pathetic
Sebastian Taylor
really good bait man 11/10 well done i haven't seen this many (You)'s since april fools day
Cameron Walker
this shit was great though not nearly as malicious as spyware today either.
Noah Davis
Kids should start commenting Nigger in their chats. That would fix the whole problem. YT would disable the comment section and the user wont get any views.
Anthony Richardson
based NIN poster
Brayden Wright
>normal people finally starting to decry the bullshit around Fortnite, something that needs to happen for Epic to get their comeuppance and vidya to move the fuck on >v whines
Buncha slack-jawed faggots
Adam Hill
we need a war
Nathaniel Kelly
is this employment is in these times?
Andrew Morris
neoliberal capitalism baby
half the thread just got mad at the article title without even realizing just how shitty this is.
I think it's more about lying. That streamers are pretending their mundane gameplay video is some kind of special event in the game to get children to watch,
Nathan Martinez
Just turn the fucking game on yourself why are they watching a stream when they can do it themselves I don't understand
It's just youtubers putting misleading labels on their boring ass streams so it looks like it's some kind of new content or exciting event in a game. To trick children into watching.
>Like the Falcon Heavy launches that were "live streamed" for about a month Thanks for reminding me about this. I still feel retarded for falling for that.
Nathaniel Powell
the 2nd video in the article makes me want to blow my brains out
youtube needs to start banning these literal faggots
Evan Lewis
And then copied back by westerners without conscious effort to adapt it to 3D graphics. This shit isn't inspired by classics of animation, it's la creatura of artstyles, western realism masturbation mixed with weeb faggotry.
>out of curiosity check out some kind of big namee 'content creator' >it's a guy being ULTRA RANDOM hey what if w tried making this BUT THE WHOLE TIME I'M LIKE SUPER WHACKY WHAT IF I SMACKED IT WITH A SPATULA HAHAH >GUYS CHALLENGE TIME YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT >HAHAH GUYS WHAT IF I POURED SHAVING CREAM ON THE WATERMELON
Nathaniel Wright
kids only play games for le ebin moment that makes them go WOO the first time watching an streamer gives them those moments for free + the streamer faking the same exitement + the chat doing the same, so they also gain social validation on the cool moment that it was indeed cool
>watch for like a minute or two to get the picture, this isnt just your normal clickbait You're right. It's clickbait on Yea Forums, and all you fucking morons are falling for it. Fuck outta here with this garbage. I aint clicking that shit nigga.
Camden Lopez
Its an old meme I think from call of duty advanced warfare where there was a prompt to press f to pay respects
Owen Nelson
It's the poster child for being a pile of dogshit who doesn't do anything except fuck around
Are you 7? Prior to the popularization of the Internet, cartoons Saturday morning were the big fucking thing for kids. >No school, so they can just watch TV >Was the prime time for cartoons
Jason Moore
I know what it is, but it's not like he's dying or anything. They're just spamming for no reasons.
Luke Johnson
No, because he's not 7 he wants to know why the fuck people are calling video game a Saturday Morning Cartoon. Because he's also retarded, he doesn't realize that the person who wrote the article is making a clever comparison to the activity of children in the past.
Brandon Ross
same here. it's impossible to know what's going on by the op only. and like hell i'm going to the source read a shitty article.
Ethan Ramirez
Getting someone to like and subscribe is a scam now? My head hurts.
Zachary Lee
+1
Ayden Ward
Fuck off, shill.
Landon Rivera
TL;DR: >It is when you're trying to spread misinformation through artificially hype culturing
Grayson Young
well played
Blake Bailey
It is if you are using dishonest tactics, you doofus
Landon Morales
Apparently getting subscribes on YT, which cost no money on the viewers' part, is now a scam.
Adam Turner
Which is odd because doesn't YouTube have a rule about clickbait shit and yet these fucks still get away with it? I know they're incompetent as shit to run their site but geez it's like they just give them a slap on the hand and think any of them will ever learn
Children don't use adblock. They sit through all those fucking ad-riddled videos waiting for whatever the actual nugget of truth in the video is.
Jacob Richardson
most people don't use adblock, user.
Nathan Perry
>YouTube only goes after Republican Really? Explain why I always get shitty annoying pragerU ads then
Wyatt Ramirez
No, back in the day there was a lot of shit to scam kids, not subtle at all, you remember maganizes selling "gamer gloves" from that avgn episode?
Justin Howard
>real men are cucks Lmao
Carson Sanders
no adblock, they watch it on their phones, just like 99% of the thread browses on their phones
Nathaniel Foster
Maybe if i had access to a good photoshop program i'd be making clickbait thumbnails too
Adam Parker
it's a long con, you wouldn't understand all the mechanics behind it
Austin Nelson
most of these thumbnails look like they're made with fucking gimp anyway
Andrew Brooks
i've adblockers on phone even though i barely use it for internet. but sure 99% of people don't bother with that on phones.
Carter Nelson
my phone has an adblock...
Jayden Garcia
The largest population of individuals who watch YouTube are underage.
Imagine the feeling you had for Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, the fucking wonderment of watching back-to-back-to-back new cartoon episodes or series premieres and being like "Damn, this shit's great. I wish this was every day." For these kids, it literally is every day. There are so many Fortnite and other HEY GUYS WHATS UP I'M VIDEO GAMES AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DO WHAT WE'VE DONE FOR THE LAST THOUSAND OTHER EPISODES. Children eat this shit up because they crave the dopamine drip. The broadcaster overhypes the product both in advert and show to try to encourage the viewers to rise to the same level of excitement.
It's literally no different than the baby shows where they find an apple and go "RED!" and do some happy dance shit for a solid minute or when some football team scores the sportscasters going "OH MY GOD OH MY OH WOW OH WOW OH LOOK AT THE ENERGY OF THE CROWD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOODNESS THE EXCITEMENT IS IN THE AIR!."
It's all the same shit.
Jayden Garcia
Do explain user, I am rather curious
Nathaniel Lee
Is a game journalist actually complaining about clickbait?
William Clark
No, it's just that rightards make a big scene out of it like they're the only victims of censorship. """Weedtubers""" barely got any news time by rightards once they were kicked off. People who make YouTube Poop and YTPMVs have been kicked off for >muh Copyright since the start of the platform.
Alexander Russell
This must be some high satire, I guess I'm too low IQ to understand.
>A massive eye just split open on the side of Fortnite's Polar Peak
Big if true
Bentley Moore
>James Davenport Christ, why cant that awful fag just kill himself already
Austin Barnes
I remember the first time I got scammed. I was 9 years old playing Maplestory and I fell for one of those "login to our website and get free NX cash!". I lost my innocence that day.
Carson Ortiz
what's that, and what does it do
Matthew Peterson
I remember the last time i got scammed, i was 24 and just bought gold in Runescape Classic ;_;
Most livestreamers usually do 12 hour days or even more.
Dominic Wood
And he's still rambling on about the same thing.
Ian Diaz
>only time i got scammed was some retard taking my adamant scimi in a trade where he pulled his shit out of the trade as it was being accepted >had a rune scimi in my backpack It still got to me because even as a kid I was an autistic min/maxing ass but overall it was a good way to learn the "don't get scammed" lesson
Making clickbait isn't a scam, it's fucking clickbait. The author cannot complain about people on youtube doing it in video form, since they literally wrote a clickbait article about the whole thing
Luke Adams
>He would do it for free..
Christopher Jones
this deserved a public ban
Carter Collins
more like GEM out
Hudson Torres
She's the poster outlander female for the save the world mode. She's pretty mean to professor utonium
everything it says when i was a kid my friends and i would paste high school essays into the "name" field or just bad words like 300 times copy pasted so its like "Hello, ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS" for like 10 minutes, "It's good to see you again!" or, "Hello, The chocolate war is the shittiest book i've ever read, " etc etc. when you start the program
he had a built in calendar, some shitty jokes, could sing "daisy give me your answer true" and other dumb shit also his laugh sound effect sample is great and still gets used today youtube.com/watch?v=AEM49gReuFM was in custom robo, crash bash, an ICP song, and other shit i cant remember.
This kind of shit exists on Youtube for all demographics. The stuff like "FERRARI MADE THEIR OWN PHONE?" or "I BUILT A GAMING PC FOR ONLY $15?"
The Ferrari phone is just some offbrand phone they slapped Ferrari decals with and made 500 of to send to youtubers and press for brand recognition and the $15 gaming PC was made with a shitty optiplex given to them for free and they got a good deal for a used GPU on eBay. Youtube is quickly becoming even more retarded than actual television channels and that's hard to do.
>advertising for PCgamer in classic "just enough to get you to click the link" fashion >third of the thread is just replying to bait This thread is awful
>Gaming "journalism"acting like clickbait videos on youtube is a new thing
This is as sad as Schreirs latest "this rockstar exec molested this guy 10 years ago despite being straight, married and having children, source is my ass"
>PCGamer discovers kid youtube scams 5 years later than everyone else Just wait till they find all the other weird shit like auto generated songs and weird graphic violence. What they're talking about isn't even that specific to Fortnight. You have those obnoxious brothers who just eat candy and they're hyped up attitudes will make you want to kill yourself. In on episode they're like "It's the subscriber challenge, think you can do it i bet you can't hit that sub button in 5 seconds" and they get millions of views.
Wyatt Taylor
I can tell you're a NEET because you don't know what hustling looks like. The kid is killing it on that livestream. Farming followers, growing his discord community and reading donations. This is what working looks like whether you like it or not.
What does that have anything to do with what I posted.
Cooper Reed
They all look like shit except for the slampig.
Hunter Green
Technically speaking, I was a full-grown adult when CoC came out. I also have never played that bullshit phone-babby "game".
Andrew Perez
What the fuck am I looking at even?
Tyler Williams
>And he's still doing and saying the same thing, going nowhere, doing nothing, holding hostage the attention of those kids. this should be a Yea Forums banner
Charles Jones
I really didn't though. Not everyone is a doddling, bumbling idiot from the word "go".
Levi Lee
>Evelynn is just Mari's head transplanted on a soldier body >Powerchord is another, seperate character who is apparently Penny's sister
I want them to make Powerchord a hero already so I can keep hearing what they call each of the ghostie ghoulies in british fortnite
>What do you call the ones that throw skulls [Lobbers]? >Oh, you mean Skulloobers. >How about the big ones that charge [Smashers]? >Big'un Blasters. >And the ones dressed like baseball players [Pitchers]? >We don't have those. We have Cricket Creepers.
Because the human mind is wired to somewhat like repetition. It is how toddlers learn and how grug works, therefore liking repetition is a desirable trait and is likely to get passed on. Zoomer youtubers figured this out and are using it to get money from kids.
Lincoln Smith
A video costs no money to subscribe to wtf
Cameron Lewis
I kinda like the part where he says "you guys are literally insane", which might be more accurate than intended.
Elijah Peterson
I think I just saw the loop
Carson Bell
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sebastian Cruz
really solid bait, good job user
Eli Martinez
please put some anime feet in the screencap for me
William Howard
>This is insane guys >This is going to be insane >Insane, for real >This is insane
yep. And the bot spamming in chat how he got a mod
Brandon Butler
OH MY GOD GUYS SPAM WITH ME WITH (You)s THIS IS INSANE REPLY TO ME IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS AND YOU WILL GET MOD 10 9 8 7 6 REPLY RIGHT NOW AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SHOUTOUT
OH MY GOD THIS IS INSANE wait guys WAIT WAIT THAT REPLY WAS NO THERE BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW SPAM REPLIES TO ME RIGHT FOR MOD AND A SHOUTOUT THIS IS INSANE 10 9 8 7 6 5 4
Elijah Sullivan
I feel bad for these kids. They're basically having their childhood stolen from them. In 20 years, will they feel nostalgia for spamming F in chat at the command of a looped audio track? Really, this is sick.
Post yfw in a couple years, kids who grew up playing Super Mario Run, Fire Emblem Heroes and such shit will be old enough to shitpost here and decide the majority opinion of Yea Forums.
Hunter Scott
>implying the kids of today will want anything to do with this antiquated looking website 4channers are an aging population.
Jeremiah Garcia
>vidya game journo of all people complaining about youtubers making clickbait videos How is this a scam? What does the kid lose besides couple seconds of his life?
What's more precious than the moments of your life? You can always make more money, never more time. I always hang up on telemarketers right away because I'm not wasting any of my time politely listening to their spiel.
Bentley Perry
Anyone remember what Tornado Kick's preliminary potency was in test builds for HW? Wasn't it like 800 potency? Why did they do nothing to make you want to use Tornado kick in ShB?
>source is my ass this might be a reliable source, ironically.
Dominic Butler
Yikes
Carter Rivera
Their site still gets a hit which is given to the advertiser you fucking moron. You cheat the ones who are paying for ads but the website still counts you as a visitor.
Christopher Cooper
gaming journalists need to take a good look in the fucking mirror. That entire article is a big fat nothing at all. There's no lies pointed out anywhere in the video. Entire headline is clickbait.
All it says is that youtubers think something big is gonna happen soon. And that in itself isn't lying.
And fuck you OP for linking to the article instead of using archive.
Jayden Adams
I haven't seen bait this juicy in years. Good God.
Explain how Youtubers made it seem like a trading game. I don't play or watch anything related to FN but this sounds interesting.
Ian Rodriguez
Being excessively concerned with using the "correct" lingo is a huge sign of a newfag. What's a better way to refer to users of this site then? "Yea Forums users?" Too clunky. "Anons?" Too generic.
Please point out where I brang "real life shit" here in any way.
Connor White
Did you just read the first two paragraphs and then instantly respond?
Ryder Brown
>sub counter go up and down randomly >SHOUT OUT SHOUT OUT, GIVING MOD! >"Don't forget to steal your parents credit card" >IT it happening!! Clickbait doesnt even compare to this
Michael Perry
was Fleck's response supposed to hurt? cause it just made Eurogamer's dick logic stronger >even you shitlords do more damage than this
>I could give less of a shit Oh so you give a shit? Dumb fucking Americans.
Xavier Clark
I think the youtube community is actually as retarded as facebook and I always considered facebookers as the stupidest online people in existence. It's just that youtubefags are more annoying, facefuckers at least stay in their echo chamber, youtubefags will flood the whole internet with shilling for their e-celeb idols.
Nicholas Martinez
>Fags spend a whole month indoctrinating children
>Try to convince kids that they are another gender trapped in their bodies and give them drugs before they hit puberty or can consent from a legal perspective
>Kids get groomed all day every day by groups who run discord servers
Oh no someone might have lied for a click about fortnite how terrible will someone think of the poor children.
Zachary Martinez
>people trick kids for profit on the internet
wow shocking
Leo Gomez
This is what we have learnt: zoomer are cynical as fuck.
How's about consent means more than just sex and if children do not have the faculties to consent than neither should they be subjected to mutilation at the hands of their guardians.
This thread is about exploiting children and Trans and gays have a massive problem with it so they bear mentioning.
Mason Rivera
Kill yourself
Carter James
>he blacked out his stream Wow, this shit keeps getting better.
Lol oldniggers just realized clash of clans is seven years old and that their pacemaker can’t get them going much longer. Get off my 4channel gramps, the internet belongs to the YOUNG!
