Daily reminder for the putrid Metroid fanbase

If you prefer the left one, you're not a Metroid fan.

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imagine liking blondes

Imagine liking Metroid for the game and not be a wanker

The left ass actually compresses like body fat

The right looks like a blow up doll or something

The right actually looks fit. You know, like Samus.

Oh my bad, I thought we were judging which one was the better gasmask

This is why the Metroid fanbase is putrid. A lot of the fans only cares about Samus's ass being as fat as possible. These people should not be respected and aspects of any Metroid game should be developed with them in mind.

Jesus quit sperging. I prefer samus to be in her armor the whole game regardless of what kind of ass I like

The zero suit was a mistake

the best ass is the one that is /fit/ so i choose 2008

Good, I thought you were serious.

Indeed it was. If Retro had the responsibility for Metroid, and not the horny waifu lover Sakamoto, zero suit wouldn't even exist.

Good user. Maybe there is hope after all.

The left has a better ass a better body and better hair and is from a better game

Please explain why you think her ass is better on the left.

There is actually something to grab onto right is almost a board from the back

why do people love pretending to be ACfag so much

Yeah, confirmed for thinking with his dick like Sakamoto. Get lost you fucking wanker trash

>Don't not like other m?
>You must think with your dick
super Metroid is still the best Metroid

>Please explain your preference for ass on non-sexual terms

Are we into a 2nd wave incel movement now

If you prefer the left ass just because it's fat means you have no respect for Samus or Metroid as a franchise. You see Samus as a walking sex symbol instead of a strong heroine.

These people are not Metroid fans.

>you have no respect for Samus

characters aren't real

But fans care about characters a lot. Studies also show that emotionally, people can care about ficitional characters just as much as real people.

>picture of ass determines your status as a ““fan””

>people can care about ficitional characters just as much as real people.
Why don't you object to this instead of people liking ass and not being your kind of metroid fan

It does. People tend to think that fit women are not sexy, but Samus is supposed to be fit.

How many years have you been making posting about Vanessa and Samus's ass, user?

yeah we should still get her in lingerie like the first game

>fat ass is sexy
>STOP OBJECTIFYING SAMUS

>fit ass is not sexy
>YES IT IS

If you're the same user, gas yourself

When Nintendo gave Samus a fat butt in Zero Mission, they basically sold her to the wankers.

Then in Brawl she was restored again to her fit self.

Shut the fuck up ACfag, nobody cares what you think.

Kill yourself, Sybb.

LOL

>Sybb has been shitposting on this website in this manner for over a DECADE
>mods still do nothing

I think it's really a question of why are our mods so absolutely shit that they allow this trash to continue?

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But the one on the left has nice child bearing hips. The stick on right will need a cesarean to have a baby, and it will come out weak and useless.

fag caring about others tastes

If you like right you're a Smashfag, I'm a Metroid fan so I'm choosing left, eat a dick Sybb or ACfag.

In various places, he's been at this since at least 2008.

Wow, I almost missed this thread!

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