EXPLAIN BLOODBORNE'S STORY

The people of a great city built atop ancient eldritch ruins consume mutagenic blood to fight aberrations which inevitably turns them into that which they hunt.

It was all a dream

Eldritch Phazon

yer in a dream and then there's monsters and aliens

ayy lmao

Aliens

Put Dracula, Frankenstein, and Lovecraft into a blender then inject it directly into you're eyeballs

Get more eyes, don't drink blood.

A tomb with Alium blood was found inside and used as a panacea for townspeople by a local church. This had the side effect of turning them into monsters.
The Old One's are too high up on the celestial totem poll to birth live children and used humans as surrogates.
You need to end the nightmare. Find and purge the corruption.

What the fuck is this alien shit

Oh shit, we are God’s now

FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

OH NO, HE’S KICKING OUR ASSES

Shit's fucked and it's Victorian

LETS GET THIS BLOOD

Bad blood from the old gods turns Yharnum into Van Helsing town.

dreams and monsters come then you kill and become leader new age for humanity

werewolves... but actually cosmic horror. also blood.

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Aliens give lovecraft spooks with ayy lmaos

Kos or as some say Kosm.

It was all a dream

ANCIENT ALIENS TURN PRICKS INTO WEREWOLVES

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you're trapped in this nightmare alien world and you have to kill some dude to get out but if he kills you then he escapes.

You can become either a dog or an ayy lmao.

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Lead and mercury hallucinations, leading to insanity.

hella cthulhus, good hunter! the nightly hunt begins!

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Beat me to it

Dudes decided to inject alien blood into themselves as a miracle cure; it backfires and turns them into werewolves
Now you must kick all their asses

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alien parasites corrupt medieval fantasy
dolls are sexy
spiders and shit son, open your eyes

WAKE ME UP
>wake me up inside
CANT WAKE UP
>wake me up inside
>SAVE MEEEE

WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES ALIENS

Alien aids

Abortion

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>you were a sick man, you went to Yharnam for a blood transfusion
>signed a contract and became a conscripted hunter
>you wander around, you learn more and more about what's really happening to the city
>you find the source of the Scourge afflicting yharnam: the mensis ritual
>you stop the ritual by killing a baby that was used as bait for a great one
There you go.

>kid got bloodborned

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BLOOD BAD AYYYLMAO MAGIC GOOD

It's all just a dream and aliens are involved but the dream is also real

Dude found the blood of aliens and drank it, which did a bunch of fucked up things. You play as someone enhanced by alien blood and you go around cleaning up a city where the alien blood fucked up a bunch of shit.

miscarriage, human incubators, and beast aids in the blood

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Moon Space God traps hunters in dream and uses them to kill other Space Gods in an endless long night, after killing Space Gods either you wake up from nightmare, get trapped in nightmare, or become new space moon god

Away! AWAY!!!

Frankenstein and the Wolfman were actually working for cthulhu.

Best non-meme explanation.
Alternatively:
Two men that were once teacher and student part ways and doom civilization; they both seek to surpass the limits of humanity, one through eldritch knowledge and one through the consumption of the blood of gods.

ayys show up on the beach
the church starts fucking with ayyyyyyyy blood to become more ayyyy
backfires, makes werewolves

Humans try to speed up their evolution process with magic aliens body parts and blood but everything goes to shit

Aliens, blood, moon, shit

All the lycanthropy and madness is because a church was created around healing people with the blood of the old ones. Humanity tried creating cosmic gods and mostly failed. Oedon fucked off. The moon presence supports hunters in the hopes that one of them will manage to kill the other gods.

AYY LMAO

It's all an elder gods dream

An ancient evil awakens...

People fucked with blood to BECOME AS GODS. It didn't work

You get a disease and the only way to cure you is a blood transfusion. You get infused with special ayylmao blood that transfers your consciousness into an alternate dimension referred to as a "nightmare". You can not escape this nightmare, not even through death. To wake from this nightmare, you must kill the being who created it

Blood madness night

Use to read Hunter Up magazine

Pretty much this

It's my favourite game of this generation, but I have literally no idea what the storyline was.

It's about alien gods who just want to have a family.

yharnams fucked m8

everything is fucked.

>it's all your fault!

You get a blood transfusion in exchange for becoming a hunter of beasts. You end up working your way up from warewolfs to killing Gods.

It’s like if twilight met edgar allen poe

eyes good, blood bad
church is bluepilled, mensis and wilhelm were based
kill the child before the moon corrupts them all

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