What was his catchphrase again?

I got bud

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CJ is a pussy nigga

Thug aim

CJ was lucky to be rid of her and not end up dead or castrated

"Fun fact - Tomatoes are actually a fruit"

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"OW!"

>fucks a crazy spic woman and cucks a nigger
BASED

"Despite only making up 13 percent of the population"

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CJ didn't give a shit about her though. He was only interested in getting money.

"I'm a snake without a tongue."

can someone explain? this guy NTR'd a girl from CJ? fucking how? i haven't played these games since i was a little kid so i don't remember their stories.

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Catalina is an unstable bitch.
She cucked CJ with Claude to make CJ jealous, but CJ genuinly wanted Catalina to fuck off to begin with.

Fuck user, it's been a while since I've seen that

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"I know a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low, buy your hands are all messed up so I better drive, brother."

"ugh"

GTA 3 is still my favorite GTA game and I still annually play it to this day
But the game aged so much that it's hard to recommend to modern gamer kids these days

I dunno about that. I recently 100% the game and I don't think it has aged all that badly.

I don't think it has aged that badly. Mouse controls are shit in the unpatched game though.

IT LOOKS LIKE ASS DEAR GOD MY EYeS! how did i ever play this shit as a kid.

>graphicsfag
that explains a lot

Weegee's mansion came out around the same era and i still think that looks good.

Because you weren't such an entitled shit when you were younger. Imagine what the poor bastards who had Atari games as a kid felt. Grand Theft Auto: III is nowhere near unintelligible blocks like the 2600.

I've got Balls of Steel

There are a lot of things that are feels archaic for me. My examples would be:
>using the auto aim, the shooting and the aiming camera is obnoxious
>the enemies AIs are WAY too aggresive. It creates a fun chaotic mess but it's different than the ones in modern games
>you can't control the camera while in vehicles manually
>you can't use weapons for drive bys other than an uzi
>many of the missions can be too random by their nature
>some missions can be unfair because of that
>fucking mafias with their shotguns
>many parts of the maps can be empty with no purpose at all. Not "they clearly put some effort to make areas that nobody will notice" way, but literal empty lot with no purpose
>Shoreside Vale design is a disaster to navigate through
There's so many QoL improvements that I missed from the later games. I still love the game to death tho.

>Atari
god people had amazing imaginations back then to enjoy that.

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Get some real complaints
>no motorcycles but they were in GTA1
>only 1 passenger per car
>can't damage vehicles besides shooting them until they blow up
>autoaim was garbage but okay for a console game in 2001. Not so much in Vice City when they tell you to shoot a car's tires out with no manual aim.

>only 1 passenger per car
>can't damage vehicles besides shooting them until they blow up
Why do you lie?

I guess he means you can't smash them with melee weapons like in Vice City

Ah that's right. It's incredibly awkward not to able to do that.

>Want to do paramedic
>Have to smash ambulance against posts and walls until the doors fall off instead of just punching them off

i want to bang catalina after a heist bros

"Nah."

HAND OVER THE TAKINGS OR I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF

If this came out today, he would be considered autistic.

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>"LIBERTY CITY COCKS RULE!"

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She first appears In GTA 3 as she fucks over the player character Claude at the very beginning. In San Andreas they make a cameo and its shown that she is CJs ex and thus GTA 3 takes place after San Andreas

The zoomer recoils at the sight, and lack of understanding of, SOUL.

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The models might be dated by the atmosphere is still top notch