How do you defeat the four nigger asshole kings at the dark below bottoms on solo alone? Tried so many fucking times at level 28 but fucking suck with my german sword and only have that gold as ring and that other ring that lets me walk in that dark shit but those four bastards keep kicking my fucking ass and that witch ai ain't fucking helping me.
The fuck do i even do here?
Git gud.
Git gud lol
>level 28
you're there really early
Stop making Dark Souls posts every 10 minutes.
Fuck you just answer my question how do i defeat these fucking magic niggers
Hit them until they die, dodge their stuff. If you're fighting more than one for longer than 10 seconds, you're not doing enough damage.
So just dump more into strength then comeback?
How did you get there on level 28? Did you use a guide?
>Level 28
You're too early
Get out
Go to Anor Londo
Try again after you complete AL
youre there early, but you can probably down them if you can get used to using the red tearstone ring.
Go back to undead asylum and get Oscar's shield to block their homing magic attacks
Long story short i took a short cut as in i did the tutorial, arrived at the firelink shrine, got that german sword thingy, dumped my shit to weld it one handed and health enough and went killed shit and upgraded it just enough and went down and killed ghost niggers and managed to get through the forest and do all that bullshit just to get to the vally of the drakes. After that shit i pulled the lever and drained the swamp (lel get it?) And then went and killed that stupid fucking dog by using poison arrows on that one spot because fuck that bossfight and got the ring.
So long story short I'm now dealing with four fucking nigger magic asses and no i didn't use a guide.
equip full havels and a curved sword, and then mash r1
So I'm gonna dump my souls into stamina, strength, health and bit on dexterity so should that be enough? May comback at 40
Why do you talk like you have 12?
Already tried full havel but i go into a slow walk pace which gets me fucked and when i take off one or two of havels gear where i can sluggishly run they just hover away from me outpacing my sluggish run.
Because i just had a short stroke and three grand mal seizures months ago sue me bitch i don't remember all the fantasy names like i can at the top of my retarded mutt head alright
>a stroked seizured mutt managed to reached to new londo at level 28 with just the zweihander
How in the fuck....
>easy mode weapon in the easiest souls game
Has anyone tried a playthrough where they used the firebombs on the tutorial boss to get the boss demond hammer? Is it worth it and how is it? Also is playing the game solo worth it as oppose to playing it online?
>so easy that a stroked out seizure out mutt can use it
What a time to be alive where a medieval german engineered sword can be mastered by such a being.
The hammer is fun but it's not an amazing weapon or anything. Unless you wear super heavy armor it's probably going to be harder to use than just a straight/great sword. Not sure what you mean by the online thing, as the game is mostly dead now anyway and you can just ignore the online stuff.
>Has anyone tried a playthrough where they used the firebombs on the tutorial boss to get the boss demond hammer?
That is not how it works
> is playing the game solo worth it as oppose to playing it online?
The game is essentially a single player game. Multiplayer is a bonus.
>Has anyone tried a playthrough where they used the firebombs on the tutorial boss to get the boss demond hammer? Is it worth it and how is it?
I mean if you like big smashy weapons then sure go for it.
>is playing the game solo worth it as oppose to playing it online?
Absolutely. It's a comfy game to play by yourself. There's plenty of NPC's to interact with and things to explore.
Do it later.
The strength requirement makes it unusable for quite a while
>yfw dark spirit McDickNuggets360 has invaded your realm
>yfw he is naked and welding only the giant iron sword
How fucked are you?
That just means he needs more strength then
Quickly as possible.
Git gud means level up a few more times then come back
Is it a she or he or it?
he is a she
Come back later. Killing 4kings this early as a nob is just going to frustrate you. Continue upgrading your weapon and levelling up hp and stamina to wear heavier armor. When you lear anor londo you should be strong enough to damage them and survive a few hits.
And dont summon the nc witch, she sucks at fighting the boss unfortunately and the boss gets more hp if she is summoned. If you have to summon make it a player.