America level

>America level
>takes place in a restaurant
>Burger music starts playing

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Put a sock in it pipsqueak. That water isn't gonna conjure itself up!

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Name 3 games
Please

>Chinese level
>It's the Frogger equivalent of an unwinnable boss fight

These images don't look anything like the way it did in EEE, it's fucking trash. God I fucking hate you people

>American level
>get shot

Every hitman game. Ok not all of them. But a lot of them.

>Yea Forums level
>Boring stale repost music plays

which games and which levels? im genuinely interested

>modern AAA game
>everything looks like a rubber
>muh cinematic experience music starts playing

>ambiguously asian level
>mixed architecture and theology
I only want japanese in a western game if they consult weebs from Yea Forums

>European level
>Arabian music starts playing

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Gimme some good burger music please

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>america level
>>fat 56% nigger subhuman fake democracy mexican nigger school shootings christfag republican nigger trump crimes lol american education dumb cunt faggot piss shit uncultured swine mcdonalds stupid sports handegg hamburger music starts playing

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REAL american music

OBSESSED

t. american

obesed

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DEFEND THE BURGERTOWN

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seethe

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>yuro level
>takes place in mosque
>its a VN complaining about America for 5 hours

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Shit hitting the fan won't stop me from getting my cheeseburgers.

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>america level
>The Gulf of Tonkin incident 60 trillion dollars in private and public debt Trying to steal venezuelan oil Supporting Franco and Salazar Financing Bin Laden and Taliban Brazil 1964 Argentina 1976 Greece 1967 Haiti 1915 Stolen mexican lands Supporting pedophile paraguayan dictator Paying corrupt jurists and politicians in Latin America War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden Guantanamo Bay CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy refuge Corporate interests worker's rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Israel "special" relationship ban on boycott Free Palestine USS Liberty attack Mossad cover up false anti-semitism accusations depleted uranium mutinions war crime ignoring the Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Operation Northwoods Area51 Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder Cointelpro Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii haole invasion Okinawa rapes Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages music starts playing

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I went to America once, there were strip malls everywhere and each one had an American flag on a very tall pole. On that pole was a large speaker, constantly blaring the Anthem. Every few minutes it would change to a country song (one in particular I remember being about 9/11 and the triumphant heavy bombing America did to the middle east afterwards). I asked a nearby obese homeless man why they all played this music, and inbetween bites of a free welfare McDonald's Big Mac he informed me that if I didn't like it I was "welcome to go back to my faggot limey shithole". His loud bellowing must have been a call to action because I was soon surrounded by them, large and strongly smelling Americans, their fat rolls and stubby limbs spilling out from under their clothing like oil from a fast food greasetrap. I was in luck, however, and due to several of them being black a nearby Police officer opened fire immediately and peppered the crowd with bullets. While the herd took turns saluting the officer for his service and bleeding to death on the sidewalk I made my escape and immediately got on the next plane out of the country. I didn't even stop by the hotel to grab my things, I just left. I can't imagine what it's like to actually live there.

Lel
This isn’t even a pasta. This probably actually happened.

>hitman.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_America
thanks but do they have burger music?

>Be burger-kin
>force identity politics into everything

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kill yourself wowfag

>jewish level
Free Palestine שחררו את פלסטין US-Israeli Collusion קנוניה אמריקאית-ישראלית Julian Assange ג'וליאן אסאנג ' The Five Eyes חמש עיניים Moazzam Begg מועם בג Iran Air Flight 655 איראן טיסה אווירית 655 NSA Spying Scandal שערורייה Johnny Garrett ג'וני גארט PRISM פריזמה Idefinite Detention מעצר בלתי מוגבל Shaker Aamer שאכר Guantanamo Bay מפרץ גואנטנמו Shooting of Philando Castile ירי של פילנדו קסטיליה Safiq Rasool שליח עליז Tuskegee syphilis experiment ניסוי טוסקגיי עגבת Child Hormone Replacement Therapy With Penectomy טיפול הורמונלי של הילד עם טיפול בכריתת רחם Edward Snowden

Does this actually work as an anti-china ward? Because if it doesn't I'm pasting it all over my computer to keep those fuckers out.

>American thread
>Yuropoors invade and start bitching

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>Iran Air Flight 655
>Iran Air Flight 655 was a scheduled passenger flight from Tehran to Dubai, via Bandar Abbas, that was shot down on 3 July 1988 by an SM-2MR surface-to-air missile fired from USS Vincennes, a guided missile cruiser of the United States Navy
Damn. Mutts really are kike pets.

>Be European
>Immigrants invading country en mass
>Obsess over America every day

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#1 ECONOMY
#1 MILITARY
#1 TECHNOLOGY

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>Vietnam level
>it ain't me starts playing

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when do you suppose it'll switch from burger music to taco music?

No because there is no such thing as burger music

Kek

>Americans have rent free on the eurocuckolds heads
I think you eurowennies were better than this

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>american thread
>its full of niggers talking nigger

>pick nationality - usa:ian
>minus 5 int, + 10 fat
>racial: 10% of gold and xp is automatically sent to bignose desert goblin tribe

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Here I was thinking this would be a fun thread, but sure enough the actual retards(europoors) came and took the bait.

What does burger music even sound like? The boomer tunes they play at Mcdicks?

>american game
>kill the final boss
>all the NPCs start clapping and telling me i've done a GUD JERB.
>they all tip me for a job well done
>i tip them for tipping me

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>vietnam level
>decide to spawn on NVA team
>autowin

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56%

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I always fucking lose it at the deep male voiced "I LIKE HAMBURGER"

>American level
>burgers are power up
Echt jetzt?

Are europoors jealous of delicious American Burgers™?