Life is no game, son

Life is no game, son.

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So what's this dude's real job?

it is if I achieve the high score

it's a simulation I proved that. Hello. Happy Shainking bahaha X)

TV personality

You wouldn't beat Mao

Encouraging cogs to stay in the machine.

says the guy who larps as a hard worker

>pull yourself up by your boostraps user
>just go in to see the boss and give in a nice, firm handshake
>when i was your age i was already retired
i want boomers to die

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Jewish puppet to make the sheeple watching TV stick to their wage slave jobs.

I'm an computer engineer and a talented programmer but can't get a job because I was lazy when I was younger and have a bad cv & no contacts so I just leech off welfare
Society can go fuck itself for all I care

>poor education
or maybe jobs require you to have a shitton of qualifications and 5 years experience in that field

professional boomer

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You can take your Mike Rowe penis and shove it up your ass.

All those hours you spent playing video games, you could have been learning how to cure cancer.

How do you justify yourselves?

that guy is a fucking hack, look at his smug face, "look at me, i' know all about life hurr durr!"

he talks all high and mighty but he never worked in customer service.

THE REAL DIRTY JOB IS DEALING WITH PEOPLE!

Say what you want, but Dirty Jobs was a great show.

>that FOV

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>won the greatest lottery of all time
>I live in America

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*dabs on boomer scum*

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It was just the same stupid shit over and over again.
"Yeah the job sucks and the pay is bad"
"Wow that's a dirty job hyuk! Glad I don't have to do it every day."
What a cunt.

He's right but there's nothing neither he nor I can do. I couldn't hold a job if I wanted to.
I wish there was a war worth dying in.

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That's right you lazy ass fucking zoomers, you should be kissing my balls I GAVE you a job, Pablo here will do it for half the wage

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I graduated college for programming but didn't have the relevant experience so I started project after project to try to add to my portfolio only to slowly spiral downward into depression and mental illness. My only chance is to employ myself somehow or work at McDonald's but I think my brain is toast from schizophrenia. Sometimes a decade of your life just goes to waste and you have to learn to move on.

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Hey bros, how do i start a new character?
I fucked up the leveling and spec for my current one and i think i will just delete the save in the near future and hope there is an option for a new game (or a new game+ even)

>and remember, you're not here forever. we can dispose of you at a moment's notice.

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nothin personnel kid

>those generations that thought working some shit job making money for someone else and being thankful for it was the best way to live your life
Glad that's over. NEETdom eternal.

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