8 DAYS UNTIL E3
8 DAYS UNTIL E3
Id rather ride squidwards nose
>8
I thought it was on June 11.
EA Play
>
I can't wait for devolver to physically shitpost, only show I'm looking up to.
>xbox
will maybe be cool
>EA
>EA
>nintendo
shattered dreams and smelly posters ahead
>Square Enix
boring as fuck and no good games anyways
>Ubisoft
Cringe show and shit games
>PC
shovelware
At least I feel like devolver will be chuckle-worthy while being
Let's groove, daddy-os
So? Not worth watching without Sony.
I guess I could watch it for the cucks og Microsoft showing games everyone will play on the PS4
Square Enix will show off the Avengers game and Dying Light 2. I’m curious about those.
Ubisoft is good for the weird cringe perfomances.
The worst part will be when the Squilliams stop getting posted but there's still 3 days until the real conferences
Postan
>8 days until Artorias is confirmed to be in Smash
How do you feel about that, bros?
Yeah, it’s not worth watching if I can’t see some guy play a Japanese flute for four minutes
Is this bait
>going to be innawoods for the entirety of june
well fuck, guess i'll wait till july
Agreed
8 DAYS UNTIL XBOX JIM CARREY STEAL A BEAR, HAM AND CHEESE. SEPHIROTH!
But Sony's have been the worst shows at E3 this entire gen, aside from the year Shenmue/FF7R got revealed. So even if this is an awful year, it's by default better without Sony
? His post looked fine. Not sure what stood out to you
Yeah I'm sure every game will surprise everyone and get the same standing ovation DMC5 got that damaged the building with cheers
we're working on assportal
shiver me timbers
youtube.com
may E3 mark the spot, mateys
>Smash Announcement
>Sweet Victory Plays
>SQUIDWARD BANDS TOGETHER!
It's peak normalfaggotry.
>GoT Dark Soles
>TES
>Watch dogs 3
>Capeshit
Witchfire when
>Not posting the 10 hour version
Does anyone have the webm of that one really nervous presenter, visibly shaking while hold up some doll?
IT´S JUNE 1ST! POST YOUR SQUILLIAMS!
Shut up liar its May 31st.
I'm pretty sure Bethesda said no Elder Scrolls 6 at their conference. Same with that Sci-fi game
Theast worthwhile e3 was 2011 and they was just for the memes. E3 hasn't been genuinely good for longer than that and this year it honestly just feels like a formality. Why on earth would anyone want to watch an EA/Ubisoft/Bethesda conference, jesus christ that sounds like a nightmare
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
I DON'T WANNA BE A JIVE TURKEY NO MORE
Squilliam collab when
soon, brother
>Bethesda said
Since when their words are valid?
wowee more trailers with no gameplay
You could climb that mountain.
Anyone make a road to E3 photo yet?
POST BINGO CARDS
DRAW YOUR SPACES OR UR A FAGET
HIT AND RUN 2 BAYBEE
Hey,
Pretty baby,
Come and save me,
I got a confession for you.
Call me crazy,
But I maybe,
Committed a crime of the first degree.
I'm not pretendin',
I mean what I'm sayin',
I'm comin' in with my hands held high.
Gotta face it,
I'm not gonna make it,
Without your lovin' I got nowhere to go.
Don't you see what you're doin' to me,
I'm in love and I can't break free.
Now I'm beggin' witcha baby,
Please don't leave me hangin',
Oh oh oh no.
It's a lockdown baby,
You drive me crazy,
Ain't no escaping,
Your love has got me doin' time.
You're my attorney,
My judge and jury,
I'm pleading guilty,
So lock me up and throw away the key.
7 dumb nigger
we're doing the gif right now.
no, i mean the other one, the one with hundreds of characters doing the pose
Probably after the gif
Tomorrow
At least that's what I've heard
E3 just feels so empty without Sony. I'm not excited at all. The only announcement from Nintendo I'm looking forward to is the 15 min Pokemon Direct next week. Everything else is whatever.
I read that in his voice
If Devolver doesn't surprise release Metal Wolf Chaos during their show, I'm going to be pissed. It's been a year since they announced it. What the flying fuck is the hold up?
It's so fucking weird to be hype about Microsoft's conference of all things. But where else are all the good games going to be announced? Nintendo's for Nintendo-exclusive stuff, it's not like Capcom has its own show. So we get to be hype about Microsoft.
What a strange world.
do people really watch the non-bethesda conderences? like whats the point?
It's up to Platinum if the game is delayed.
Am i missing all the threads or there is literaly no hupe threads this year around? usually by this time Squilliam threads would be brimming with people and reach bump limit quick as fuck.
Now they just fizzle out with under a 100 posts, what's going on?
I NEED A KINO
Wait until tomorrow, then things'll get koo-koo bananas.
Everyone's shitposted out with the constant fake leaks.
It just proves that Sony Ponies are the majority on Yea Forums
I just want another good one Yea Forums bros.
Imagine caring about this years E3, even the fucking Game Awards were more influential
If you've missed the threads, it's a slow year. Next Xbox whatever wait and see, Nintendo games we mostly know about, everything else. Might be hype because of it. I expect the board to be shattered completely after last year.
There is no reason to be excited without BASED SONY appearing on the show, E3 is fuckign dead and gone.
>just got a job
>not going to be able to watch e3 live now
Honestly sucks. At least the money is good. Maybe I'll just watch the stream after and pretend its live
working on my squilliam right now bros
im not really an artist so ofc ill need loomis but this is nowhere near done
same, good times
EA isn't at E3
Valve will drop Half Life 3 VR teaser
bing bing wahoo tournament and other shit on the 8th
jesus christ
Is intelligent systems doing anything atm thats big? They might show a new Paper mario game that actually has soul this time.
We did. Twice. Both were awful. I think there was a third as well but it was total garbage.
If Squeenix doesn’t do a fucking gameplay showcase on Babylon’s Fall I will dropkick someone.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE WAIT IS KILLING ME
Fe? I don't know I can't keep up with who makes shit I don't care about.
the last 6 years sure have been pretty bizarre
>Square Enix
>Dying Light 2
Wait, what? Did they make the first one too?
Has Devolver ever announced jack shit?
Is that an angel? Are we gonna fight fucking angels in DOOM now?
I’m excited for My Friend Pedro
I mean last year they showed off Metal Wolf Chaos and My Friend Pedro between all the satire.
>have to miss PC Gaming Show
>gave no fucks
>Baldur's Gate 3 gets leaked
>EGS exclusivity announced
Epic is sponsoring the show, get ready for exactly nothing to get screen time that isn’t an EGS exclusive.
IF WE GET TO FIGHT HELL'S 19 ANGELS I WILL PAINT THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE WITH MY FUCKING MAN MILK
no skate 4 so who cares
8 days until the last bit of hope for SJWpunk 2077 that I didn't think I even still had, dies.
shut up
Nobody cares.
You do. Since you came to this thread to say that.
E3 has lost it charm now that how safe the presentations have to be. Companies try so hard to prevent botches.
you feel it too don't you
I know the fuckers who drew the Puyo Puyo stuff
Well never have the old days back again.
>no Sony
>no Nintendo
Is E3 dead?
...Are you baiting
i love you, pirateposter
it's my first squilliam
and my second one too
Gonna be away from the pc tommorow, if someone could post this in the squlliam thread tomorrow, you'd be a total champ. This is my second year doing one of these.
I'll do it for you, user.
you're the best, user. thanks
Transparent'd
Has anyone done a Doomguy Squilliam yet? Someone should really do that.
I was just thinking of that.
tell me when the squilliam collage's gonna start
in cannuck land, it's like fuckin 8:20 pm
Tomorrow. It's fuckin 8:20 pm down here in crazy rednecks land.
got this from the other thread
>no dragon quest
:(
Will Devolver hit it put of the park again?
>Groovy posting is still alive
nice
>tfw no sonygros posting that god forsaken manchild pic
feelsgoodman
DUDE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU JUST JINXED IT YOU IDIOT
Let's fuck, Chucky-os
Where's the template?
All that needed to be done was to remove the giant fucking sneeds feed and seed from the first one
The second one was fine.
better than mine.
finished mines!
this is going to be our year x-chads
I'm gonna be doing Metal Sonic's Kai form from Mania for the collage.
>All these quality Squilliams
>tfw no talent so just scrapped together one in MS paint
Just praying it flies under the radar.
Post it, it'll still be better than the one I never did.
I'll probably end up just shopping together something since I can't draw for shit.
Nine million hours in ms paint.
the 3 is just a backwards E
So what time are we posting these exactly?
>xbox
same shit every year
>EA
sports, maybe a flashy trailer
>nintendo
please just animal crossing
>Square
FF7 (probably not), Avengers
>Ubisoft
AC, Tom Clancy, the usual
>PC
specs and indie shit
>DD
kino
made this just now, probably won't post it on the day of.
please tell me theres a galeem too
ff7 is confirmed
Nope.
Here is my garbage FLUDD
Is this real??
What should I change the xbox Want tile to be? can't think of any games that I'm interested in.
Rare IPs maybe? I don't think we got news about Battletoads since last year.
>xbox expectations
kek, how will they bring the car this year? Will it come from a deus ex machina again or from underneath the stage? maybe a forza dev comes driving it from offstage, that would be nice.
Not interested in Banjo, and Battletoads is a meme. Just kinda looking forward to GAMES GAMES GAMES like last year.
I would shit my pants if real
If you consider scareface real, yes
Well if Mexicans can peel the skin off someone alive, cut off their hand and feet and stuff them into their mouths, anythings possible.
>Destroy all Humans will likely not be at E3
damn
No besa so negative, palos. Dat's da bombad then about E3, all da pleasant surprises. Dat's what keep us comen backen year aftah year!
Please don't pretend my drawing is yours.
>Unironically liking capeshit in 2019
There's nothing like the taxidermied corpse of a once loved friend
time to post my squilliams for the 100th fucking time
1/4
baseda and keypilled
2/4
les go
Thanks Jar Jar. You always know just what to say, man.
Long or short ATVI?
what’s an e3?
I thought Angels help doomguy?
3/4
4/4
hows the game going btw?
Give me something REALLY neat and weird, like a Kid Dracula metroidvania, or a remake of netstorm, or a high end, modern PowerVR card.
...
ONE DAY TOO EARLY
Give me your Squilliam requests NOW
rayman
Beowulf from Skullgirls.
>tfw gungans don't get porn because people hate jarjar
Hunk
7 Days until I get a whole week off of work AND E3.
Testing to see if it didn't get compressed
These thread attract a special kind of autism. A good autism all the same. I wish you all well
That's when the Convention starts, but the Press Conferences, what us non-invited people care about, start June 8th.
June 8: EA
June 9: Microsoft and Bethesda
June10: PC Showcase, Ubisoft, Square Enix
June11: Nintendo
Anyone got a Pac-Man?
5/4
Nod light soldier
It's Time
wow, wasn't this requested in the draw thread only a few hours ago? surprised someone came through, good job
even though the chances are as slim as the game releasing
yeah honestly, they did a really good job
Isshin Ashina
I only just now realized this in the beat for the drunken solider shanty
i just had a really vivid dream of capcom announcing DMC5 dlc and a godhand hd remaster on all platforms to gage interest this e3
WHERE'S THE BINGO CARDS Yea Forums
this will be the worst e3 in years screencap this
at least its not going to be worse than that year with konami
I'm pretty sure that's said every year.
Before this, which e3 was the last worst one in years?
WHEN IS THE FUCKING SQUILLIAM MURAL COMING IT'S JUNE 1ST ALREADY
before, during, and after every E3 thread from now till june 13th
This picture would be way better with Nana as Marle
Deathborn
...
super macho man
hank hill
What's this.....my life is moving forward all on its own!
test
Motivation Man
nice
fucking based
thank you mr. jinping,
This
how many time left before we get to post for the real squilliam collage?
>Seething Xnigger
EA play is never at E3.
cope
Schedule card in this style when?
i want to sleep but im afraid ill miss the main collage thread
right now
Thank you, blessed user!
Who even starts the collages? Does some random user kick off the ceremony?
GOD DAMN IT ANONS, I JUST WANT TO SEE MUH PIKMIN FOOOOOOUUUUURRR
>It's this retarded Xcuck again
jej
yea
hulk hogan
I just remade mine cause I got bullied.
Trying again
ding dong diddly based
when is amd gonna show off their gpu?
WHERE'S PIKMIN 4.
based
8 days until total renal failure
You're getting Sticker Star 3.
Yeah, that's more like it. Guess it was Google's fault all along for compressing images when using mobile Drive
*raughs*
I wonder what Epic will do next year once their year long exclusives start expiring and everyone just plays those while waiting for next year's games.
Frank West.
>Sony is out this year
>the least amount of pre E3 shitflinging ever
This will be a comfy E3 bros
...
Here's to good pre-stream music
youtube.com
youtube.com
Microsoft E3 2019
>Xbox Scarlet, two new consoles in same style of Xbox One S and Xbox One X.
>Xbox Scarlet games playing natively on Windows 10, First Party ports to Steam
>Many BC titles on PC including Xbox One, Xbox 360, and OG Xbox, expected to launch October 2019
>Xbox Scarlet game development will allow games to be sold on Xbox One/PC at discretion of publishers
>Xbox Game Pass expanded - Game Pass Ultimate includes XBL Gold sub as well as Game Pass for Windows 10 and Xbox One/Scarlet. Day 1 first party/second party games, third party AAA games a couple months after launch, indie games all the time. Library curated for each market.
>More studios acquired, expect at least 3 announcements. Dontnod and IO Interactive are most likely.
>Xcloud detailed, stream from your xbox console to your PC/iOS/Android/Windows devices, will eventually offer streaming from Microsoft Azure servers. Practically any game from any Xbox system could become available depending on demand.
>Play Anywhere now applies to everything. If you own it digitally, download it to your Xbox or Windows 10, or stream it to your Windows, iOS, Android device. Must purchase the game again to play ports on Steam or Switch. Cross Progression and Cross Play on all platforms.
>New Xbox controller variations. Standard, Elite, and Hybrid.
New games being shown off:
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Fable RPG
>Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Rocksteady DC game
>Harry Potter RPG
>Battletoads
>Killer Instinct
>The Outer Worlds
>Ninja Theory's Bleeding Edge
>More than 30 games shown off
Meanwhile at Sony E3 2019
>*crickets*
based
truly a new age of Xbox. I can not wait
god bless this post
Sony has been dominating this gen and I'm glad but god I hate the direction they're going in with the oversaturation of movie games and needless censorship. I hope xbox or nintendo stops fucking around and gives some competition next gen.
One more week and this shitty copypaste can fuck off forever
Falseflaggers need to find another target
Sonyfags on fucking suicide watch
made it transparent.. I think
yes, however it still looks like shit
let's just shit one out right now
Thanks fren
Cute
I'm an idort
thanks
HERE
i cannot fucking believe the effort i put into this stupid meme
please play dillon's dead heat breakers i beg you
user, what the fuck I made that 3 years ago.
should have posted it then
i only care about Nintendo's direct, they are gonna annouce some good shit
I did. 3 years ago.
we might get the first next-gen consoles revealed too with the Xbox Show.
>reposting squils
way to miss the point faggot
when is the fucking collab gonna start, i've been waiting for hours and it's already midnight, goddammit
12ish hours retard
boards.fireden.net
Why are you the only one who spams this shit?
I'm starting to suspect that's just you falseflagging in that image.
yo this inspired me to work on a rash squilliam
fuck i forgot one thing
you are welcome user
dont need to request much user
>adding a background
user your effort is appreciated but i am not sure you understand what these are for
made 2 of these, trying to decide which one i should submit for the collar tomorrow
>get called out
>deflect hard
classic
i said dont need to request much since that was already an image, it's like the first thing you find if you search kiryu squilliam
Left
just post both, and let him decide
however i choose left
>implying
I was never an xbox guy. I was in that thread and most of the replies to that bottom post were really skeptical, but of course you left that part out.
Melee HD
Any Tak Fuji Squilliams?
I can't wait to hang out outside and add cute straightboys on my Switch
based
>That fucking moment when Yea Forums broke when DMC5 got announced with Devil Trigger blaring out the speakers
God, that was fun and comfy
I was going to make one but then I realized I expect nothing at E3 except for one smash DLC and maybe a switch revision
Left but make the image focused on squilliam's face
Far out, man
EA are literally not showing anything new.
Nintendo has tons of cool first party games they’ll show off. If you like life sims animal crossing might interest you, also Luigi’s Mansion will be there. Maybe some Mario Maker? Idk but they’ve got some neat stuff to check out.
Admittedly I am watching Xbox for stuff I’m gonna play on PS4... and PC/Switch since their exclusives are all headed to either one. Buying my PS4 tomorrow along with a PSVR and Bloodborne so should be fun
>bing bing wahoo tournament
I hope they announce Mario 2's theme there.
thanks fren
hopefully we get a zitz and pimple
hopefully
wew, nice job lad
The Nintendo one that featured Star Fox Zero was pretty bad iirc.
PLEASE ARKANE I JUST WANT EITHER PREY 2 OR DISHONORED 3!
OR ALTERNATIVELY I JUST WANT A SEQUEL TO MANKIND DIVIDED FUCK!
One
Two
Captain Falcon
Three
It's been 5 years already...
Bloodborne 2.
BLOODBORNE TWO
This is some mandela effect, I thought E3 was always in July or August
where's the fucking collage for this year? don't tell me you faggots didn't make one.
So which one of you faggots is gonna host the collage?
There was an attempt
Haven't watched a game trailer or an E3 press conference in at least 10 years. Fuck gamer culture and fuck marketeers.
ah yes, nintendo e3 2015
which gave us
>starfox zero
>animal crossing amiibo festival
>metroid federation force
>zelda triforce heroes
>fire emblem fates
>mario tennis ultra smash
>mario and luigi paper jam
honestly it'd be REALLY hard to top just how much of a disaster that was
Hugo.
>snoygroids seething
Based
when is the collage being made lads?
yes e3 2008 was a trainwreck, but it was a beautiful one
e3 2015 was just pain
Take me back
>PC show already accurately graded
Good morning, Reddit.