EXPLAIN DEATH STRANDING TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN DEATH...

EXPLAIN DEATH STRANDING TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN DEATH STRANDING TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOu! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRIDGE BABY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE BT's? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

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Scientists open a portal to hell and Doomguy isn't there to stop the demons.

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what is a rhizome

It's a thing you run on your ps4

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the most pretentious game ever conceived

>Cum Stranding
Based

You're a mail man.

It's an over hyped video game produced by a known celebrity-obsessed hack writer and producer with 80's nostalgia that thinks obscurity is depth.

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Just watch all of the trailers and you will have an idea, whats so hard to understand? Apocalyptic event happened, brought Beached Things into the world and the line between living and the world of dead is broken. The Bridge Babies are unborn and have connection to the dead, thats why they can see them. Protagonist is Sam Bridges Porter, blue collar worker for Bridges company that delivers supplies to cities and settlements. The president Bridget AKA the president of JACK SHIT sends him on a quest to reconnect whats left of America. Higgs is a leader of terrorist group that acts against Bridges and wants to preserve Edge Knot City. Cliff might have been part of bridges and the creator of Bridge Babies along with MAMA and Deadman. He is stranded in the upside down dead dimension and commands the skeleton army. Its up to you to unravel the rest of the game.

The only reason people can't understand the brillance behind Death Stranding is because they don't understand the mastermind behind it, Hideo Kojima. Why is it that NOTHING has come close to matching the quality of Hideo Kojima's art and story telling? Is the mediocrity of today's Japanese artist because of their blatant lack of skill, or is Kojima just among the greatest storytellers of the world? It's incredibly clear by the subtle hints in the gameplay trailers that this game is directly connected to the Metal Gear series. The Sorrow from Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater, Psycho Mantis in the second trailer, the gloves on the uniform for both Ludens and The Boss being the exact same. These are just few of the subdued references only the most clever and hardcore fan would be able to spot.

Take some salvia and you'll understand it

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The game is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the gameplay will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the world of Death Stranding - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the gameplay, to realise that it's not just complex- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kojima's existential catchphrase "Kept you waiting, huh." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideo Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

mads mikkelson used the baby to open a portal to the "other side" (i.e. death world) and it fucked everything up and unleased BTs everywhere, and now he serves them since it gives him power

be real with me, does anyone find this game interesting at all? It just looks so tiresome. Kojima has become a parody of himself.

Buying a ps4 just for it, first game I have been really excited for since the new Prey

>Normon Redus with no fetus goes on mission
>Missions goes bad causing a Breach
>Breach makes spooky silent hill shit appear and some cunt who controls 5 people. Who begins to release the breach but Redus Mentor Kills himself and gives Redus the fetus.
>By killing himself he creates what is known as a black out. A giant reality tearing crater is born.
>Redus then bonds with fetus which allows him to survive the explosion. HE then becomes a delivery boy bringing around packages.

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the actual gameplay looks like it could be very tedious

I can't wait for all the sfm

I need Mama porn yesterday.

I think the story/world/ideas look interesting, but the gameplay itself looks lacking/mediocre. I'm buying it day one for the former, and I just hope the latter will be decent enough when it's actually in my hands. But yeah, I sort of wish the few gameplay parts weren't even in this trailer, because it kind of lessened my hype, if anything

Nanomachine Tar based hell portal

It's gonna be some meta fuckery with the "other side" being our real world reality. Screencap this.

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Get the box from A to B using your reedus fetus to avoid homosexual gay faggots otherwise they'll drag you down into the gay.

The other side is the Internet or some shit

When Mads is talking to the baby at the end of the trailer, it's like Kojima talking to the players. Probably why first person was chosen instead of showing Mads talking to the baby in a room or whatever.

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