Previously, on the US/v/ Ishimura

If I find the little shit responsible for stealing all of the SEMICONDUCTORS, I'm gonna have his balls welded to an escape pod and launched into the closest star in this God forsaken sector!!!

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>tfw will never be whole

>some faggot has stuffed random body parts into my locker again
>late to my shift because I have to clean the blood off my jumpsuit
Who the fuck thinks this is a funny prank?
Where are they even getting these from?!

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STOP TAKING THE GODDAMN POWER NODES YOU AUTISTIC MAN CHILDREN
WE NEED THOSE TO POWER THE ELECTRONICS
NOT FOR YOU TO JURYRIG THEM INTO YOUR TOOLS AND RIG
YOUR PLASMA CUTTER DOES NOT NEED TO BE TURNED INTO A GODDAMN FIREARM, HOLY SHIT

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>Never played DS3
>Fuck it, let's pirate it
>Prologue is filled with uncharted levels of action
>Enemies with guns followed by more explosions
>Guns have no impact whatsoever
>Enemies are bulletsponges
>Isaac can crawl and roll

Barely lasted an hour before I uninstalled it.

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To the dude(s) who keep in dumping dead bodies and leaving them there, please stop it. You keep on attracting those weird mutant flesh bats or whatever their called

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>manager wants me to do shifts on the surface
On the one hand those cultists are getting even more annoying, and someone must be feeding the rats steroids to make all this noise in the pipes.
On the other I’ve heard it’s so bad they’re literally committing suicide in droves down there.
What do?

There's some serious shit going on in the personal quarters man!
I don't see or hear anyone down here, except growling and snarls
FUCK THIS
If this is a prank, it ain't funny!
I'm getting outta here!

Good luck m8, pretty much all escape avenues outside the surface shuttles are down.
I blame those Engineers who thought pissing about with their plasma cutters was a brilliant idea.

Who's the annoying fuck that keeps writing "CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS" on the walls? I'm tired of having to scrub that shit off

Probably the same asshole that keeps leaving fake blood trails all over the place.
For fucks sake Halloween is three months away

The vents are fucked. There is a giant mold growth covering the HOLY SHIT IT GREW TENTACLES

Goddamn it Garry, the doctor told you that was all in your head.

Is DS the only Western vidya franchise that has a cannonical bad end for humanity?

>"Join the Ishimura" they said.
>It'll be great on your CV!" they said

They never told I would also be joining with some weird scientology levels of religion nuts. These unitologists keep muttering something about transformation and rebirth, I don't even wanna know what it's all about. I'm half betting those weird pointy statues are part of a buttplug ritual, and I'm NOT taking part in any of that!

Could someone tell me why we NEED to grow tomatoes in toxic fumes?

My girlfriend keeps talking about holes recently, so if I play my cards right they might be good for something.

I was talking to Jerry, and his head just pop off and ran away. It was a bit rude, even if he didn't like my jokes.

Hey user, that all stops once the prologue is over.

Imperfections notwithstanding, DS3 is a good game.

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FOR FUCK SAKE HOW HAVE WE GOT A BUG INFESTATION?????

WE'RE IN GOD DAMN SPACE WHO BROUGHT THESE FUCKERS ON BOARD????

AND NOW MY SHOE IS STICKY, CHRIST!!!!

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HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY, I NEED THESE TO PASS THROUGH DANGEROUS SECTIONS THAT COULD RIP MY LIMBS OFF SO FUCK OFF

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It really wasn't that bad as far as a tps goes. It just felt more like a generic action game as opposed to the previous two.

>have to get up early to cover the shifts of all the people that went nuts/gone awol/an heroed
>shifts are extra long because half mt remaining team keep getting maimed by the horrible shit health and safety refuses to address
>jannies get up my ass for grabbing power nodes, so my suit doesn't fold like a beer can when some broken turbine blade tries to redecorate my spleen
>can't even get drunk properly because every rec room is full of fucking cultists
>my roommate keeps mumbling about how he has too much skin on his arm and too few limbs
>chef keeps talking to people that aren't there, and the meat is getting incredibly suspicious
>surface has so many suicides they're calling the shuttles lemmingmobiles
>can't get to sleep because some giggling little asshole keeps running around the crawlspaces
If everyone died tomorrow I don't think I'd give a shit

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FUCKING UNITOLOGIST FAGGOT KEEP PRAYING AT 5 IN THE MORNING EARTH TIME

I NEED SOME SLEEP FOR MY NEXT SHIFT FUCKING CUNT

Engineering here. Since Medical is bombarding us with complains about severed limbs and members, we want to remind everyone that only engineers and miners with training are allowed to use the plasma cutter and other high power tools
These are dangerous, and expensive, equipment. Not toys for the mentally challenged.
Im looking to you Janitorial.

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>people with training
that excludes half of engineering then