WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING

>Kill Paarthurnax

Welcome to edge nut city.

It looks like MGSV with a potentially complete story
that being said, yeah I'm holding off before trying the game this time for the reasons you're talking about

I
CANNOT
WAIT
FOR
THE
ESS
EFF
EMM

don't know about "memes" but apocalyptica is fairly good overall

song doesn't fit half the clips in the video
and the ones that do fit have been specifically cut to fit the song

Mama

Fuck I've had this on loop since yesterday

HERES TO YOU

I disagree. Kojima is a hack writer. The best parts of MGS1, 2, and 3 we’re even written by him. He’s an idea guy with shit execution.

Contrasting MGSV trailers to DS, MGSV still has megahype super interesting trailers that tell a phenomenal story, one that the game never does. DS jist looks like pretentious bleeding heart hipster trash.

PRESIDENT OF JACK SHIT

>Mama gets caught in the timefall rain while producing a Bridge Baby for you, rapidly aging her
>she asks you to save America
>tell her she's the... President of Jack Shit

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of course he is, when he came here in Rome he wanted to visit his private museum

devil trigger fucking sucks

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I love that you faggots are calling this kino. Usually, calling a game "Cinema" is an insult, but then again this is Kojima, who only knows how to make long, drawn out, poorly written CGI movies with bits of shallow gameplay sprinkled throughout.

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You are the poster of jack shit

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MASKED

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leave them be. everyone goes through an awkward edgy teen phase

DEMENED
HOMO SEMEN DEMENS

select all images of bridges

pvp videos have ruined that song for me

here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=8fp_5nbwkGo

You disagree yet your criticisms are unrelated. Try killing yourself instead of posting.

>we're
kill yourself

>path
>this year

That fucking song in the trailer man. I'm 31 and I heard that song a long time ago, it was a cassette I borrowed from a school mate, apocalyptica I think was the name. Today I woke up with it playing in my head.

is this NTR?

well he did say meme song so if it turned into a meme this year it would count as being this year

>boys
Im not a boy.

Path is just an overall great track. Devil Trigger sounds like tired overused goth tumblr shit from 2006.

He is gonna make a BB if you know what i mean.

tumblr didn't exist in 2006 you moron

>he hasn't heard the kino cover

youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao

not arguing with that. heard devil trigger but never really liked it, listening to path now and quite enjoying it. Just saying that if path became a meme this year (is it really a meme? I haven't seen path memes anywhere) then it could be counted in a group of "meme songs this year as I perceived user as implying otherwise

prove it

I actually can't wait to watch this on YouTube.

is kojima a based god?

MGSV was good though, the story meh, gameplay was fun

gameplay was ass too, the gamefeel / controls were exquisite

this gave me aids

*sips*
Hell yes brother

good shit indeed

Nah. Gameplay was great if you weren't a tranq using little bitch.

Fulci has fans? He made low quality garbage with good gore effects and that's it. City of the Living Dead doesn't even have an ending.

>gameplay was great if you actively gimped yourself and fucked yourself out of base personel
ok user

>2004
>my first rock festival
>sunday afternoon hungover as shit and just plain tired
>"dude theres a finnish metal band that plays cellos, Acapulco something"
>wtf ok
>tiny crowd
>shit weather, about to rain
>tired faces all around
>they're playing slow moody songs
>it's clear neither the band or the crowd really enjoy this gig
>ok whatever one more song then we leave
>they start that old mountain king song from the cartoons and commercials
>song slowly builds up
>instant cloudburst and pouring rain beating down on us
>theyre fiddling their goddamn asses off
>like a switch just got flipped he crowd goes absolutely mental and starts singing clapping and moshing along in the mud
>set is over and everyone is wet dirty and has a fat smile on their face

Absolute magic moment. Then I completely forgot about them until Kojima the fucking madman pulled them out.

Is norman reeeeeeeeedus a Chad?

I'm such a fucking sucker for violins and electric guitar together

Based and wankpilled.

kek

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That picture with Hitchcock and emulating realism.
I think i get it now, this picture and death stranding as a whole does nothing for me.

>You must deliver magic babies to reconnect America because internet cables
The genius Kojimbo has done it again. Give the man an Emmy. Give him an Olympic Gold. Give him a Nobel Prize. No one has ever done this much for humanity, delivering all this kino. We are blessed to be alive in this era where gaming will finally be complete.
Its not about the deaths. Its about the strandings you made along the way. 10/10 would by a PS4 again.

Tumblrites always existed. We just didn't use that name for them until later.

but you dont deliver babies at all, fucking retard didnt even watch the trailer 0/10

Build a bridge(to the Past™) and get over it

I am a man you fucking clowncel

>absolute kino
>kino
How to know something is going to be garbage and it's being described by some dumb faggot shill.

>violins and electric guitar

The band uses neither instrument. It's all cellos.

ok let me reiterate. I really love strings and electric guitar. Better?

I wasn't accusing you of heresy. Just mentioned, in case you didn't know.

MGSV had good reviews though, you would have to wait a while before any backlash comes in

Is Kojima Sasuke's biggest fan?

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Something something eye powers, the moon, Sarada and Homura Akemi, eyes bleeding, dreams

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Remember the end of that one trailer with the white woman eating a bug?
What the fuck was that? What part of that was supposed to indicate it would be a good game?
Or was it just like a tech demo? "Check out how realistic it looks when this girl eats a bug"?

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Creepy bug plot device? ASMR fetish?

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Norman Reedus pukes a few of those bugs out in the same trailer. It's probably a consumable of sorts

She literally says it keeps timefall away, are you retarded?

Path has been a member since the early 00s, look at any action AMV from then they all fucking used it.

IN THE BEGINNING MAN IN ADDITION TO "STICK" AND "ROPE" COULD

"BUILD"

AND

"BURN"

BRIDGES

IN DEATSU STRANDINDU, WAT WILL U DO???

(BUILD IS RIGHT CHOICE BURNING BRIDGE BAD YOU HIKKINEET >_

>President is "Bridget"
Come on, Miyamoto

Why does she wear the mask?

Did you already play the whole game or something? Seem to know a lot pal.

Because that guy is just guiding her to the after life but you are the villain all along because you don't have a fond opinion of the guy who throws terrifying tentacle monsters at you

If she is lead to the after life, will she die?

Is this an allegory for west being repulsed at japanese tentacle porn?

THIS guy gets it,

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>dai-haadoman
I bet this sounded very good in his jap brain.

I don't.

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I wonder if he posts English twitter himself, or if it's some intern who translates for him.

reminded me of this clip

youtube.com/watch?v=9O47wvvEG50

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Just shaved my dick and balls and ready to play with em

Fag

you'd think a translator would clean it up a bit more

STRADING

kek, missed that
STRADING HERE

>DUUUUUUUUDE RANDOM ENGRISH LINES FULL OF FORESHADOWING

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How much ass will this game have?

I had this song on my usb mp2 player in 2003 or whatever.
Kojima is such a hack.

>thumbnail already a shitty meme
>video starts with another shitty meme
this is worse than reddit

I wish I could fuck a French woman

Why are japs so shit at music?