How did you find a girlfriend Yea Forums?

I just existed in front of her. Wish I were kidding.

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Cringe

Imagine liking 3d cows

Through an MMO. We broke up once I entered college and I wanted to focus solely on studying. I wholeheartedly regret it and miss her.

Chad please get the fuck out

I mean that's kinda how it works but Yea Forums doesn't like hearing it.

I'm black

tulpa

Friends of friends like normies

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My best friend told me he loved me recently. Cuddling him in bed, caressing his hair, pressing his head to my chest, and he whispers "I love you". I've never felt happier in all my life.

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I took a shower and put deodorant on. Turns out that’s all it takes

Never have, never will.

>find
>implying
girls are gross haha
god i'm so lonely

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How do you find a girlfriend? What kind of virgin question is that? Jesus go outside nigga there are girls literally walking around outside nigga. Go outside put the dragon dildo down nigga.

+1'd

I stopped being a useless piece of shit and got a job and started exercising. She sat down next to me on her first day at work and broke the ice. 5 years later we were married.

having money is the easiest way to have a gf

but don't expect a gf that plays videogames

Why bother falling in love if it will always end in heartbreak?

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Fuck off

I'm 29, and I've never had one.
Don't think it's going to change anytime soon

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What's that website again?

Election night drinking games.

Omg that pic is literally me :3

Fencing

I know you don't have any idea what you're talking about. Girls want to like video games, just date one and have her watch you play a few, let her play some, then buy another console or another PC to play portal 2 with for starters. If you haven't heard normie girls talk about how cool TLoU and Spiderman was and how cool TLoU 2 looks idk what you're doing. Also MK11 for two sisters I know.

I saw her in an open field and then complimented her wings. After letting her devour my goats, I scratched her scaly chin and we snuggled for hours.
That's how I knew she was the one.

Why get a girlfriend when you can just have a friend with benefits.
All the great sex without the dumb ass relationship issues.

Plenty of girls who are up for it.
Just look for college girls.
Be sure to have your own place, car, and cash.
And it's pretty easy to set up some "study sessions".

If you meet enough people, sooner or later you'll find somebody you'll vibe with. Then its a question of whether you'll have the balls to ask them out or tell them how you feel. It doesn't always work out but unless you try you'll get nowhere. Virginity is seriously the biggest mental barrier, but once you hop over that hurdle you realise how simple things are

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>and cash

never had one
never had any girl show interest in me either
the loneliness is not letting me fall asleep nor sleep peacefully, so i distract myself with mahjong for 3-4 hours a night and with fightan/rts/rhythm games at daytime outside of work
i'll prob die alone, likely by my own hand within a years or so
t. 24yo russkie

are you a sweet boy?

>he thinks FWB works
>he thinks one of you won't catch feelings
lmao

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you clearly don't know many girls
if you manage to get one becasue you are rich, then, no, she will not care about videogames

Well if you don't have cash how could you afford your own place and have a car.

by being coworkers
Based

kill yourself

>TLoU and Spiderman was and how cool TLoU 2 looks
that is likely a transwoman, not a girl

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Well I am a sociopath so I have never been able to form a real bond with someone else.

Much easier to just seek someone out who wants the enjoyment of sex without the stress of a relationship.

>becasue you are rich
no, sorry, i dont live in a fantasy world, people can connect just fine without the need to flaunt wealth. calm down there, speed typer.

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I am 32. Wizard. Likely will never have one.

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i dont talk to """"girls"""" online.

either have a lot money or workout (twice a week for at least 30min is all it takes and you will see the results in a month or less, unless of course you can't stop eating garbage) if you just want sex.

Play World of Warcraft. Join mid to low tier raiding guild that probably killed mythic Jaina a few weeks ago. Get at least 90th percentile parses on warcraftlogs. Instantly become friends with the guildies. Girls will follow soon after. Bonus if you pretend to be Korean. Something with wowchicks and their fascinations with kpop.

So far every girlfriend i had approached me, i didnt have to do a thing

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By looking for one right here on Yea Forums of course!

My wife gave me her number when we met because I made her work for it. And she fucks me like she needs it everyday.

You unlock her after you complete the fifth dungeon near the waterfall town

it's just the easiest way user
you are free and encouraged to tackle many a possibilities

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>linking back to your own reply

Put myself on tinder, it's lame but being yourself works if you're not a complete shit person

Women outside of prostitutes are super vanilla and boring sexually, don't bother, buy a night with an escort instead.

what even is friends with benefits? you are friends who can have sex? how is it different than having a gf?

Pick at least two:
>wealth
>big peepee
>Chad looks & attitude

>the need to reply when he is cornered
kek
ez pz

what is this site? I need this for research purposes

We went to the same highschool. At the time, she was going out with this loser who I was acquainted with. All he did was drugs and then lie to her about how he wasn't doing drugs. He did a lot of crap behind her back. She found out and was pissed. It wrecked her emotionally and she was on the rebound, I snuck in and got her. Now we have been together for seven years.

Not the most glamourous story, but we're happy.

Met her at work. Asked her out for dinner and we clicked. Been together theee years.

You don't need that site to know you're a fat fuck.

neckyourself.com

It starts off as you guys just fuck but eventually, since sex has an emotional part, one or both of you catches feelings for the other - FWB is often short-lived because one party breaks it off.

Girlfriends are reserved for men who has their shit together, not losers.
You want a woman you have to earn her. Build muscle at the gym. Work a job for higher pay.

I went to a bar once.
Funny story she was dragged there by her friends and I was dragged there by mine so we kind of got left alone while everyone else went to dance.

We are now happily married.

I only have one. Decent sized peepee

Great advice!

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You fuck without being obligated to do things for each other.

Just bee yourself.

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>You want a woman you have to earn her.
Meanwhile all she has to do is to have a hole?

>We are now happily married.
and then you wake up

>Girlfriends are reserved for men who has their shit together,
Not true. Many drug addicts, criminals, and domestic abusers have girlfriends and wives.

My problem is that I can't find a girl I'm interested in. It isn't like I want a 10/10 model, my tastes are just way too specific.

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plenty of girls are into poop

>implying big peepee matters if you're ugly
I have a 21cm penis and never had a chance to use it.

Yes because women are different.
A man can impregnate 100s of women but women can only get impregnated by one man

That is up to you. Have standards for fucks sake. Retard

That's why you have to have at least 2. Just get rich bro.

>OP specifically asks about girls
>gays start posting their garbage where they weren't invited
Holy shit fuck off

Men aren't allowed to have standards anymore because of tinder. Any fat whale can get a chad in her in 3 hours

thanks for the encouragement user

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This is like the hated dude on an MMO server acting like he never did anything to deserve the reputation. Clearly this nigga had some major autism trying the same basic routine on several hundred women and earned at least some of the hate. I see ugly motherfuckers on my campus with chicks all the time.

/lgbt/ retards can't see happy couples without becoming angry

how does virginity change anything? is it true that after losing your virginity one see relationships and act of talking differently, I also have observed this that all the people who already have been in a relationship can easily find another girl. or its like they just become different and see it differently. but I always considered it a confidence boost they get after talking with girls and lot of people. like obviously they would know how to behave in front of a girl compared to a guy who have studied in all boys school all his life.
everyone used to assume that girls hate two timing as the worst shit, but even guys who already had one gf bound to have one other gf too, so one of my theory was that girls don't really care about the fact that a guy is already in a relationship or not, they are hungry for anykind of companionship either fully commited or not because of the reason that how rare cool guys are at a certain age because of our culture, so a guy who is fearless in a strict non modern culture naturally rack all the girls.
here people generally can't even take their gf to a normal cheap place if they are not married and places which are generally considered okay for taking your gf actually monopolize that and are expensive as fuck.

>he doesn't want to know what kind of gay he is

To be fair women are only 50% of the problem. Dudes need to have some standards like damn don't just fuck it because it has a hole.

By maning up and finally making a move on one of my good friends I knew for years.

but aren't friends supposed to help each other and hangout?

The fact that he said he watched a PUA video tells you that he likely deserved it. He probably was a cunt to a few hundred women thinking he was "negging" them.

leave your room and go out places and socialize.
>wanting a gf in current year
why tho?

>We are now happily married
>happily married
>happy
sure thing buddy

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imagine the smell

lol

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it says right there, being gay and finding a boy or some faggotry

A friend of mine fucked around with me for about a month partly out of pity and desperation, and partly because she was planning on skipping town and cutting contact with everyone. It happened so fast and was over so suddenly it still kinda feels like it was all a dream.

Might have actually literally cucked someone though, and that's pretty hilarious.

what do you think she smells like?

fuck off annunaki.

That's not the same as buying each other shit during every holiday, talking to each other every day, sitting in at important family gatherings and living with each other.

You know whats a real kicker, being good looking and confident but going for the wrong women.
I fall for the same bitch every time, I just seem to love bitches.
I have had nice girls approach me but I'd turn them away because I am in love with what ever bitch has my attention.

With bitches the furthest I can get is sex.
I have even tried to trick my tastes, I went for a girl I was not attracted to personality wise what so ever and a little bit physical wise.
Turns out she was a hidden bitch and now I am crazy about her and gained a fetish for BBW too.

I think I like to suffer.

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There's no way in heck any goobergator has ever seen a vagina lmao

Both my serious relationships were with girls in high school
I don't know how to meet or talk to people anymore

Huh? Women can have multiple children from multiple men.

online through a dating app actually

Why bother living if it'll always end in death?
Think goddamnit.

my semen

>falling for the roastie trap
You've got a lot to learn zoomer.

I didn't, and I'm not trying to. Living alone is honestly better

Nah hes right, there a lot of chads out there who love fat women.
Going for fat women because you think they are easy because they are fat is not a good idea because they have their own audience.

never again I learned my lesson

Went to a popular local spot to eat after work, was going down on some wings. Noticed the waitress was kind of flirty with me and it was dead at the restaurant because it was 3 in the afternoon on a weekday so we chatted back and forth a bit.

She joked about how she always sees me order the same thing, we talked about motorcycles found out we both ride and so on. She left her number on the receipt for me with a little heart.

That was 6 years ago, been together since.

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Imagine unironically wanting to even touch a fat person, let alone smell/rub bodies with them.

But not until after 9 god damn months you idiot

It doesn’t matter if 90% of Chads won’t fuck a cow, all it takes is one bad apple to spoil all the women who base their standard on the best they ever had.

is that what are you supposed to do with gf? but here gfs usually live with their parents and kids secretly take them out on date and when you get old enough and get a job you usually marry them. and all unmarried sex and gf is considered inappropriate or maybe I Dont know shit how everyone works except things I have learned in middle school.

It suits some women, there are women who eat too much and the fat doesn't suit them then there is women whos naturally body type seems to be that way along with over eating.
The thick meme is real, I like to see them giggle.

You have to be 18 or older to post here.

>another story of "it just happened bro"
I mean its not like I dont believe you or anything, I've heard it from so many people that it reinforces that I'm going to be alone forever. You'd think that in 22 years of existing that "it just happened" would've maybe happened at least once?

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22 isn't old. Also, you need to leave your house for it to happen.

What website is this?

What hobbies do you have? Usually the just happened stories involve the dude's hobbies. If you hobbies are video games and jerking off then yeah it ptobably won't happen like that for you.

It only changes things in the sense that usually you realise how trivial it actually is in the broader scope of life. People are just that; people, with all the flaws and failings of everyone else and the same needs. Very few people actively want to be alone for the whole of their life and people who haven't found someone will usually have some kind of desire for a relationship at some point. Being able to actually connect with someone and communicate is the biggest hurdle to that and once you've done it once most people manage to maintain that first relationship for long enough to learn how to go through the motions. It's more or less like every day ordinary socializing with friends, family or co-workers with added layers of intimacy to it as time goes on.

Some unfortunate cunts out there like exist or people who are socially maladjusted, blame others for their lack of social competency or for being spurned of course but it's rare for people to be truly that fucked.

I find it far harder to keep a relationship alive past the first few weeks; I assume I'm just not that great a partner but after the initial novelty of the relationship dies off I tend to end up single again quite quickly. These days unless something more or less falls into my lap I don't bother actively pursuing anyone even for a casual fling; it just doesn't feel worth the effort and heartache down the line.

28 here.
Keep hoping cause it aint like there’s much you can do besides the shit people parrot over and over.

It kind of just happens, it kind of doesn't. You have to be socially aware enough in situations where a girl is dropping hints. Flirt back a bit without being a fucking sperg and you're in.

I'm not some super chad by any means, I'm fucking 5'8'' and the only thing I have going for me is green eyes and long wavy black hair. She was also extra interested because we shared a similar hobby, aka motorcycles. I was cruising her around town the very next day. You need to put yourself out there and just do shit my guy.

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>I fall for the same bitch every time, I just seem to love bitches.
I'm the same way, except with crazy. Every woman I've ever really clicked with has had some kind of mental disorder, from severe anxiety/depression to being bipolar or borderline. The worst part is that I'm pretty much completely blind to it for some reason
>damn user, looked like you had a good time chatting up that crazy girl
>what
>she's schizophrenic, you didn't notice her muttering to herself?
>can't say I did, no
Then again I've tried going out with a couple of girls who seemed completely sane and I think it would be more fun to watch paint dry, so maybe this is the lesser evil.

yeah 22 aint shit. I met my wife at 26. You're in the prime of your life to go out and do whatever the fuck you want.

You have to get out of your house though;

>leave the house
>talk to girls
>???
>profit

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>tfw lost my hair without even holding a girl's hand
It's over.

This tbqh. I worked in 2 jobs where I was surrounded by women, and they are all trash. It seriously baffles me how dudes chase after garbage so much. All of the people I know on relationships are constantly depressed and stressed out and with problems, or, they are sad because they broke up. I'm glad I don't have to deal with that.

Just find some other meaning in life.

Chloroform and rope, mostly.

These. You need a hobby other than vidya, and you need to get out of the house a lot. a VERY key factor, is you DON'T do these things because you want a girl, they can pick up on that. Do them because you should be doing something with your life outside of just gaymin.

I find that people that struggle with these concepts typically have something wrong with them. You can't blame it on looks, because butt fucking ugly dudes get girls constantly.

but about what?
>"hi"
>"hi"
>"nice day isn't it"
>"yea its getting pretty warm"
>continue to maintain an awkward silence for 5 minutes until she is bored and leaves

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It's only natural for an extremely small percent of people like this to exist, I feel bad for him

What's a gf?

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Embrace the baldness. Plently of bald guys out there getting laid. Google around and look at images of other guys who are bald and see how they carry themselves / dress.

dont be "lost my hair and ashamed" be "bald and confident".

>Flirt back a bit without being a fucking sperg and you're in

this was the real kicker for me, women lose interest quick if you're too dense

I was 29 before I hit it off for the first time in my life with a coworker. We'd worked together for about a year and then I mentioned I'd be leaving soon due to what can best be described as office politics, we started talking personally and she mentioned she'd broken up with her boyfriend not too long ago. I said that it was kind of a shame for me since I'd been into her since a few months after I started working but I knew she was taken. She gave me her number and we started texting back and forth for a week or so and then one day after work she called me over to hers with a pretty obvious photo attached. It lasted for a couple weeks and then died but so long as single adults exist together in any environment and they're willing to engage in any social chatter and have at least some chemistry, something usually happens. Workplaces especially; it's why so many businesses have laws and procedures concerning people in the workplace seeing each other romantically.

Stop talking to girls who you find boring, find you boring, and have nothing in common with you.

I was in a musical with her. She found out we both posted on Yea Forums. She confessed to me later. We've been together for a decade.

I think the main trick is getting into environments where girls are also trying to find someone. People overwhelmingly join clubs/activities because they're lonely.

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Absolutely this. Having the express purpose of getting a girl is exactly how shit like happens.

>"what did you do over the weeked"
>"what are you doing this weekend"
>"family"
>"pets"
>"movies"
>"netflix"

you were so close to those sick wizard gains

Ive been going to cons alone since I was 15 and eventually found a girl who was into the same niche shit as me.

Women? Don't need them. Too much trouble.
Games and hobbies is all you need. Maybe a pet for companionship. Its easier to understand and bond with a cat, then it is with a woman. And you can always rely on a cat to be a cat for better or worse.

stop playing videogames and shitposting and find hobbies worth talking about

All of these are futile if a person isn't attractive.

>tfw realizing everyone you know at school and work has a bf/gf except you

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try the archaeologist line, works every time

girls generally don't like talking about (non-consumer) electronics, ham radio and programming.

My roommate is 37 and only got his first GF a year prior. I definitely do not envy his prior wizard powers of talking at twice normal room volume about the latest WH40K codex fuckup. He hasn't changed at all, either. He just found someone even more socially awkward than he is; I can't walk through my kitchen when she's around without her desperately trying to not get in my way and failing.

On the one hand I'm glad of that first relationship because it made me happy for a short time. On the other hand, it also made me probably the most depressed in my life when it ended. I still think about her on occasion with half-remembered thoughts of the good times and then bitterly recall what came after. I don't honestly know if it was worth it but it happened either way and I can't be fucked pursuing that sort of pain for the tenth time now that I've seen how frequently I manage to achieve the same thing.

>work is always like "bring your +1!"
>only person without one

It's dead, it doesn't exist anymore

you become numb to it after awhile and just stop caring

First i put da benis in da vagena.
Girlfriend bit came after.

I have a girlfriend and it's a fucking nightmare, I'm getting cucked all day and there's nothing I can do about it.

I was lucky I guess.
>go to a BBQ, already thinking about an excuse to leave early
>my friend, his gf and her friends.
>one of the girls was planning a trip to japan
>ey female user my friend here went there 2 times
>she wants to meet the next day to see my pictures and plan her trip
>didnt want to look like an autist, ok, no problem (anxiety enabled)
>she is actually kind of nerdy and after a couple of beers she is too close and funny
>she wants to hang out another day
>an another
>she kiss me
>she invites me to her place

She actually did all the fucking work so I have no tips. Well, yeah, go swimming 2 o 3 days every week. Having an above average body I guess it helped.

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start making friends with girls and hook up with their friends

girls always have single friends

>Been on Yea Forums since 05
>Somehow didn't end up like the socially stunted people that post here and never had trouble with women despite not being very attractive

I genuinely feel bad for you bros. I want to explain things and try to help you, but most of you are either too bitter/butthurt, or just completely socially unaware.

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I’m afraid of talking to girls.

Attractiveness is a numbers game; people match up based on physical attractiveness, comparable intellect and personal/social chemistry. Nines match with nines, threes with threes; exceptions exist for external factors like stupidly fucking a guy and getting pregnant as a teenager or gold digging but overall it remains true. If you're desperately ugly, like a 3/10 or lower, expect that you'll either have to pursue someone similar to you or lacking in other departments. My roommate is a 4/10 matched with a 3/10, my best friend is a 5/10 that coupled up with another 5 and had two kids together and my other friend is an 8 who purposefully found a 6 so he can mold her into his ideal woman. I consider myself a five and my first relationship was with a high 6, maybe 7 and I still don't know how I managed it other than maybe being a rebound and maybe being a little bit witty enough to swing things higher.

yeah they usually bite harder than pitbulls

you become one

Don't be, women are all stupid as shit.

>Just be attractive
You're not helping at all.

met my ex through grindr

dating for most guys is either second nature or the hardest thing they've ever done

I might be completely wrong but this is my take on it all
I'm still a virgin but I've had girlfriends before, I do notice I talk to and meet more girls and they're more friendly with me while I'm in a relationship
Maybe it was just coincidence because of what I was doing with my life at the time, my mental state, and other things resulting in how many people I would meet and talk to but I can't say for sure, all I know is I definitely have talked to and got along with more girls in relationships than out of them.
For me at least when I'm single every girl I meet who matches or is above my standards(which are very low at the moment) I see as a possible girlfriend and that causes me to get nervous and not be as, or seem less confident when I'm talking to them. When I'm happily in a relationship talking to girls is no problem because thinking about them as a potential partner doesn't even begin to come anywhere near crossing my mind, so I can in turn feel more comfortable and open up and laugh more with them and all that
I think for someone who has sex the next time after that will probably be easier and so on due to the confidence boost and experience in talking to girls, once you do anything a lot it starts to become easy

And one other thing, girls don't want a guy who's just looking to fuck, they want a guy who can give them everything else they want and they'll reward that guy with sex, women are the gatekeepers of sex because men want it so much more than them, any girl could get a root at any time but they know they have more options so they can keep a higher standard
Virgins are more likely to be looking for a root while non virgins won't be as worried about that and will probably have an easier time talking to girls because that's not all they're thinking about when they see one.

Lastly keep in mind, out of my 2 relationships the second girl was a lot better looking than the first, you gotta slay a few dragons before you save the princess

fuck i wish there was more good doujins of these two together

inbetween 2 game sessions

but that's the gay tinder app

Been here since 06 myself and in a similar position. It helps that I have two friends that I sit in voice chat with for hours and we riff off each other and talk massive amounts of shit together; social interaction relies on practice I'd suppose and it makes sense that if you sit in your room and never talk to people either in-person or at least via voice chat then you end up being stunted. Few people are particularly amazing at a thing when they first do it and I don't know anyone that's perfect at something new in the history of human kind.

What?

common hobby is the personal success story, gotta be honest and say i only joined to get closer to her but i was never like those thirsty faggots and just interacted normally until i was sure there was mutual interest, friend circle was something that almost happened - you get free points on account of them vouching for you, just wasn't interested in her in that case, mutual common activities are nice cause you can gauge a person without investing much.

Getting a normal girl with like 1-5 past boyfriends isn't worth it.

This. Its a strange feeling seeing what you could have been in this thread.

You're exactly what the guy I quoted above is referring to.

Dating? Most of the people in here can't even have a conversation with the opposite gender without losing their shit, let alone getting a girl to agree to a date and sitting down and speaking to them for a few hours.

>She confessed to me later

that's the key right here user, you need to find a girl that's into anime.

hes practically a girl, absolutely stunning

the answer was in front of you the whole time

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Why find a gf when you can make one?

Just go out and exercise. You will feel better about yourself and women can read that.
I thought I was ugly, went to the gym, not even buff and managed to get a date with a cutie coworker.
Dress better. Have well fitting clothes and it can add so much more to your look.
Have other things you like to do besides vidya. I play a ton of weebshit and rhythm games but still manage to go out and do stuff that you can talk to others about.

I was home schooled until college with very little social interaction outside of sports, and I still managed to sleep with 6 different girls before I graduated, and now I have a long term girlfriend. I see some of you in this thread can't even talk to them. How the fuck did you end up like this?

Lifting weights just made me go from creepy to scary.

Well being buff by itself doesn't make someone scary. Can you elaborate?

Why would i actively look for something as natural as this? Would likely guaranteed mental illness.

Don't roid.

Honestly never found a girl that I could carry a conversation with and normie shit like Netflix doesn't appeal to me at all. So it's either get laid but have to submit myself to shitty movies and shows that are trendy so that I can discuss them, or stick to my autistic routine of retro vidya and amassing erotic images of big titty anime witches and remain a virgin

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Got really, really lucky, but I'm so happy I did

Went to Uni, ate breakfast with friends and a lonely weeb. Eventually helped her out of an abusive situation and nine years later, we're engaged.

What are doing those WWII cosplayers in the pic?

A woman literally screamed in terror for getting too close to her

Luck doesn't factor into love bro, it's because you a good man

Introversion, not making moves, giving up after 1 or 2 failed attempts, ect.

disenfranchisement is very easy when you have difficulty with something so instrumental to the human experience

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Try dating apps where people see what you look like first? That way you'll at least know from the outset that the other person thinks you're attractive, which gets past the worst hurdle of feeling like "fuck i'm disgusting and nobody could even be interested in me at all".

If you're FAT, you can fix that first and your chances will quadruple.

Fake as shit, someone would’ve filmed it especially if the rumor spread throughout the entire campus

My gf is my sister, we lived together

Is this from an SMT game??

Couldn't you just read the wikipedia article on them or listen to others conversation of it and repeat what they say?

I have a small weiner so I've never had the courage to try. Just gonna get laughed at if I ever got that far. Plus I'm ugly as sin and awkward as can be. I just play video games and do whatever I want. I have plenty of money so whatever.

I think it's a Xeno game.

smile more and you'll be cool instead of scary

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If he doesnt have a family history of heart problems why not?

>because butt fucking ugly dudes get girls constantly.
>being this bluepilled

...how close were you? She might have been sperging out.

> go out with a chick last week
> second date, it really clicks, like perfectly. End up second base.
> she tells me she has very mild autism
> (oh fuk.)
> she tells me she isn't interested in kids either
> (fuk goddamn no)
> she ended up weird even for fucking me
I'm conflicted at what to do, she's real sweet and all and we match very well but i'm afraid of regret. Can really use some useful (you's) right now.

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enjoy the sex

this. I don't understand the interest.

blood makes the grass grow

it's sort of a quickening. it's painful but you learn shit about yourself and use the pain to become a better version of yourself, or just use it to do whatever the fuck you want to do.

the cycle is

be single =>get a gf because of who you are => suppress some part of yourself to keep gf happy => lose gf => gain your self back => repeat

We were fwb first and developed feelings mutually. It's working pretty well actually.

and I'm ugly as fuck.

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a girl I went to highschool with stalked me and I eventually gave in and dated her, now we've been married for 9 years

Damn, I really feel bad for this guy.

She sounds wonderful. Let it rock and enjoy the ride!

forced impregnation

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the majority of people complaining are sitting around and waited for a gf to fall into their lap on a silver platter. Granted it can happen but is overall pretty unlikely unless you make it happen.

girls are vapid and soulless though. boyfriends are better in every conceivable way.

How do I get a bf who wont yell at me for being stupid or hit me

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yeah that's my problem too. I select girls I know will be bad for me because my dick loves bitches.

Had a weebgroup in highschool and played Mario kart, diddy kong racing and kirby minigames every day. Started visiting one girl's house to play smash melee, brawl and mario galaxy after it came out. We started dating and then never really stopped. Its been like 14 years

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have a vagina

just say "I am a cute, but nerdy ditzy girl tehee~" and watch the loner boys line up.

>stop talking to girls who don't really like you
then I wouldn't talk to any girls.

thanks man, I'm pretty new to this kinda thing and I second guess myself a lot, but I must have done something right to end up with her.

Stop being fucking stupid.

Yeah that's kind of my problem
I don't necessarily have any tastes too specific in terms of looks though I probably could lower my standards a bit, but I need a girl with similar interests as me and who can also go along with my lifestyle
My interests are pretty much anime, video games, and playing/writing music, but I also love getting fucked up, I drink and do drugs almost every weekend, not addicted to anything specifically, just getting fucked up in general
It's hard to find a girl who would connect with me, I don't think many people who are into shit like anime and video games like I am like to drink much or do many drugs if at all

Not be fat

I didn't even have any friends in Uni.

thats sounds really nice man. You gonna put a ring on it?

I've heard about similar cases multiple times, people like him really do exist.

Probably was like me and thought pudding benis in bagina was worth it. Luckily i liked her personality too

Cut your dick off

Wow this thread makes it really apparent how normie-infested this place has become.

Then find something you do enjoy doing that girls also prob might enjoy doing. Or just learn how to talk to people about your hobbies in a non-autist way.

Get your daddy issues sorted fagboi

College, I went to a batshit liberal college, and the pretty much art-filled dorm at that. I'm pretty solid at painting, especially Renaissance stuff being my goals in life and not some abstract shit tier that some other people tried. I'm also colorblind though so for some reason my colors being a bit off made them think somehow I was super deep.

LISTEN TO ME Yea Forums IF you ever want ladies, and you are even half good looking and socially acceptable like I was, take classes in art. God help you if you show a slight bit of skill, there are tons of chicks who get wet to high hell for strait guys that paint. Be careful though, some of that pussy is crazy as fuck.

So after a few years I quit dating, went into engineering, learned to code and meme, and now I spend my friday nights with shit tons of smelly nerds playing games together. Who wants to ERP? Surely one of you does a good impression of a girl.

Are you sure you want a gf Yea Forums?

You sound well rounded enough. And yes there are girls out there into anime and getting fucked up. Go to a rave or cons.

I was handsome and charming and horny
She was was looking for excitement and had a phat ass

That’s where it all started...

You'll feel that way or worse if it had ended later on instead, but I know how you feel. Just remember we enter this world alone, and you dont need another person to be happy.

she found me.

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Article is in Polish but it's about a guy doing this shit to girls in my city.

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just let it play out. if everything works out she may want kids later. I don't know your ages but very few people want kids in their early 20s.

>Are you sure you want a gf Yea Forums?

You think you do but you don't

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That would make me a poser. I ain't no fucking poser.

Not him but if youre older like me, youll know that the world isnt as social as it used to be. Everyones staring down at their phones, unless youre in a setting like a class or party its not as easy to meet people in person anymore

>incel logic

You are an enlightened individual. It’s too bad these incels will likely ignore this post

Tinder funny enough

It's been 2 years

Girls often sit next to me in buses/subway but none wanted to fuck me yet, what am I doing wrong Yea Forums?

>We're getting classic anyway
So we actually do?

No excessive makeup.
No, I'm not joking.
Also you have to have a vagina to be a girl.

>Then find something you do enjoy doing that girls also prob might enjoy doing.
There isn't anything like that.

>Or just learn how to talk to people about your hobbies in a non-autist way.
I can talk to people just fine.

are you...talking to them?

I know a chick who's all about the Ys series. I appreciate girls who like weebshit over things like overwatch or league that they all play.

I went to college for art. The girls in my classes never spoke to me.

Get the fuck out of there fast. The autism thing is a weapons grade shit test. I'm dead serious man you won't regret running now. Take some time and keep looking.

learn to enjoy your own company first. unironically girls start lusting for you when you don't actually seek them out and have good things going for yourself.

try asking them if they want to fuk

Russia has lots of female suitors, but I guess its mostly ones who want money. If you can, try and take a university year overseas in NA somewhere. It'll likely get you the experience youre looking for

What would the virgin from the comic look like in comparison?

someone's jealous

i don't know. But I do know that girl in the picture really reminds me of my sister and I am not opposed to fucking my own sister

Did they think you were gay? Usually if the girls aren't, guys will hit on you too. I got some free lunches out because of that - though in retrospect it was cruel to them.

> learn to enjoy your own company first. unironically girls start lusting for you when you don't actually seek them out and have good things going for yourself.
>t. Chad.

Yeah BRO! Just stop actively looking for girls and you'll just magically get girls lusting after your dick! That's totally how it works for guys that aren't attractive!

The one with the entrance behind the waterfall right?

roleplaying on neopets 15 years ago.
were friends long time, did not become romantically involved until 5 years ago. Then she came to visit, moved in with me. We have been married 18 months.

I met her at a university function, but I felt anxious throughout the whole thing.

No reason to seek ir out, wizard now.

All i'm saying is the grass is always greener. I'm getting the feeling that she's slightly crazy ( not on meds or anything) and my colleague always says: don't stick your dick in crazy. He knows.
Nice but if i want kids this may still play out bad in the end because of her being a bit weird.
I'm at loss of what to do, she even painted her hair blue before. Bright colours are dangerous in nature, this might be a sign to stay away.

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>Did they think you were gay? Usually if the girls aren't, guys will hit on you too. I got some free lunches out because of that - though in retrospect it was cruel to them.

I don't fucking know. I've never had anybody hit on me ever.

Met up with a couple girls on Yea Forums and ended up having a three way and moving in with them a month later. Then we dated and such.

Well of course, why would they sit next to me if they didn't want to talk?
They always say no.

like you

By realizing that girlfriends don't have to be 3D

I dunno it's pretty bad, getting fucked up on the weekend is literally all I live for at the moment, recently anime and video games are just there to fill the time between weekends. Playing/writing music is the only real hobby/talent I have, but our drummer just moved away so doing any of that is on hold at the moment unless I want to do solo shit, though I don't have the means to do that at the moment
But I'll take that advice thank you user

One other thing though, it's hard talking to girls for me, I broke up with my last girlfriend about 3 years ago and haven't really tried talking to girls since, I don't have any clue about how I started conversations with her or got her to date me, I need to start meeting more people

There’s no contract. Neither of you owe each other anything, nor expect anything. You can consciously decide not to invest deeper feelings to the girl while still benefiting the better part of a relationship (sex and companionship). You’re free to look for other mates while always being able to fall back on that one. It’s a bitter sweet thing Honestly. You’re always stuck in a perpetual “what if” state of thought.

Cute story. Ive always hated bars and drinking parties too

you are telling me in the hundreds of things to do, there is nothing that lines up where you enjoy doing it and girls also might generally enjoy doing?

you

I hate actually going out but I love getting fucked up at my place or having beers at the pub

Kek

>you are telling me in the hundreds of things to do, there is nothing that lines up where you enjoy doing it and girls also might generally enjoy doing?
correct.

Learn more instruments, do electronic music. If you like music enough, that is.

Got setup by a friend in High School. I really don't have it too bad if I'm being honest, I'm 6'2 and my Mom picked out my clothes but had good fashion sense. She was a weeb girl so we bonded over that, played Kingdom Hearts 2 and Persona 4 together when we first started dating and that kinda set things on a good track. Got married on our 10 year dating anniversary.

I think the thing I really did right was picking the right girl. I had some girls who other people would have perceived to be a little bit of a better catch sniffing around, but they were going to be train wrecks and I could smell it. I don't think there's really any right way to find the right girl (I got incredibly lucky), but I think it's fairly easy to identify the wrong ones.

>asked her to go to the christmas market with me
>she said yes
from there it was smooth sailing desu
but turns out she has BPD. welp. can't have it all right

College

the takeaway here is "be good and confident at something." no one likes losers who aren't good or confident at anything. in this guy's case it was art.

Same here lad, about the christmas market. Except she doesn't have BPD and we were friends for about 10 years before we started dating.

On Yea Forums unironically...greatest girl ever too.

I came from HS with two friends.

this, before I met my girlfriend, I panicked every time I texted a girl, and rarely approached women at all, I basically thought there was no chance of a good outcome talking to girls, but all it takes is that one success to change your world and make everything worth it.

A disabled autistic woman managed to blackmail me into dating her.

Like I said enjoy the ride. I'm not you so I can't tell if your gut feeling is correct, but if you don't think you life is in danger try it out until she shows her crazy.
Everyone is a little bit weird. People change their minds or don't. even if you don't end up married its still good to have relationship experience. Don't think of it as wasting time, just finding out what you want out of another person.
The hair colour thing is a meme. Tons of people dye their hair and are not crazy.

Just don't be stupid and dodge.

I never found girlfriend, never had one. I got so accustomed to being alone that I simply cannot even comprehend being in relationship and treat everyone as friends. 1 year till wizardhood and probably will stay that way.

Besides, what girl in right mind would want 29 years old without any romantic experience? With my likes for video games, photography, plastic models and fetishes? None. Especially with almost done phd in applied physics.

Go ahead and prove me otherwise. You cant.

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no, because actively looking for girls when you have not much going for you just makes you look bad. literally build yourself up first. make women an afterthought, they're a luxury.

having a gf does not magically make you happy. I'm no chad, I lost my virginity a few months ago, I'm 30, I have a fat vegan single mom gf who loves me very much. I'm okay, but I could be better.

I dunno, im an autist and I enjoy the illusion of being free. She wants a baby but I dont want to sacrifice 18 years of my life.

none of my "friends" from HS went to the same Uni as me. I put friends in quotes because while we sat at the same lunch table and sat together in classes, I was never invited out to do stuff with them and they never talked to me online or anything outside of school.

>meet girlfriend in a mmo
>she lived on the other side of the planet
>married now with a kid and one on the way
To this day I ask myself how that worked out

Well I dunno what to tell you then. You can still like nerdy shit and be interesting to women. Having a common hobby is just an easy way to start the conversation.

getting married doesnt mean you have to immediately have a kid, or do you not think you'll ever want one?

just work on your phd and career. it'll come in time.

>having a gf does not magically make you happy.
maybe not but it beats bei-
>I lost my virginity a few months ago, I'm 30, I have a fat vegan single mom gf who loves me very much.
nevermind.

I'm 29 and I just got a girlfriend because I like DnD.

I have no idea what I did to get this and I spend half my time shaking in fear. Send Help.

Great video game discussion!

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Find a what?

what about food?

I like eating, my gf likes eating. she is vegan and i'm not, so I learn a lot just by eating with her.

>what about food?
I like eating it.
>she is vegan
wouldn't be compatible then.

Mods are reaching new levels of shittyness that shouldn't even be possible. Either it's completely arbitrary banning/deleting to railroad the boards to suit their tastes, or it's a lawless wild West zone where any thread will stay up.

Kinda curious the status of the people in this thread.
>age
>first kiss
>relationship status
>when you lost your virginity
I'll start
19
like two months ago
dating a girl from college, currently long distance
hopefully this fall

I can talk but I'm terrified of pushing things further. I don't have a clue what to do and if they mention any kind of sexual behavior I panic and start giving one word answers to everything.

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I know a few instruments, bass mainly then guitar, then a bit of keyboard and ukulele and I sing a bit too, I can do some stuff on drums, might get an electric kit eventually to practice on more
but yeah I've been thinking hard about learning to make music on my computer, it would be good to have a creative outlet for music when I'm not able to play in a band

I guess you missed the part about being 29 years old. Besides, it's phd in applied physics, literally outside universities nobody wants those in my country. I got out right told by one HR gal that my phd is worthless. I could go working as clerk in grocery store.

virgin here how do you do it

just go on dates and be like hey wanna be my gf now? or do you just spend a lot of time with them and hope something works out

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see? it doesn't change a whole lot. the least it does is give you someone you can talk to about anything, but there are alternatives for that.

Are you from scandinavia by chance?

Having an attitude like that doesn't help.
No one know you don't have experience until you tell them. People like games, girls really like photography. Don't bring your fetishes out until you are actually dating someone.
You are educated, that's attractive.

these threads are pretty therapeutic

Why would I settle with a girlfriend when I can have multiple fwbs?

Incel.

Yeah perhaps that's for the best.
I've actually known her for just a few days by now. Which makes it kind of strange. At the end of the night it was almost like she became a different person, from sweet and clumsy to straight up raunchy and sharp tongued, constantly inviting me to answer to answer just the same way like some kind of lure.

Every heard a guy have second thoughts about getting a raunchy, horny girl on his dick.
Yeah that's what actually makes me worry. I've even dreamt about having a crazy gf the night after. Letting it play out is probably for the best yeah, perhaps everything will be okay.

you mean you don't like eating vegan food? me, I like eating edible food. I'm not vegan at all, but I'm okay with eating some neat vegan food.

Go to another country or become a uni professor?

Sorry to hear that user. As cringey as they can be, go to some clubs that interest you. Go hang out on campus, see if you can get into parties.

You're not going to make IRL connections by sitting on a Zimbabwean pottery forum.

>ask anyone "where did you meet your gf and how?"
>get the 2 typical answers
>"Oh bro I was like too drunk to remember XD"
>"I don't know, it just happened."
What the fuck are these answers!? Just say I met them at a book store, at work, on a dating site, at a concert. Say you both liked a certain subject and you hit it off well after. Literally anything. Not this fairy tail "yo it just happens" bullshit.
At least some of the answers here are actually good, but irl I get the dumbest responses.

>you mean you don't like eating vegan food
yep. fuck vegetables.

>literally outside universities nobody wants those in my country.
then get a job inside universities, or get out of your country

Turning 30 in August, never had a relationship and only had sex a few times with one woman last summer. I need it bad bros

It's not just about sexual release. It's about having another person around.

I just acted as myself :^)

i never even looked for one

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>so accustomed to being alone just treat everyone as friends/acquaintances
Shit man i'm almost 21 and I already act like this.

Lost my virginity at 24 dont worry bros its never too late. Just find a girl that will do anything you tell her to.

A lot of people literally live life on autopilot mode.

yeah well in my case my gf is vegan, the thing is your gf doesn't have to be vegan, but you both can like eating food in general, which can lead to some nice dates in nice eating places where you recommend each other what to eat.

> go to some clubs that interest you. Go hang out on campus
I'm not in college anymore
>see if you can get into parties.
I went to a party once in Uni. Everything was too loud with annoying as shit music. I hated it.

don't be weird at the stsrt a d you can get it in fellas. also you should never go for the pretty ones.dont be yourself because it's likely you aren't likeable.

Start off with a smile, show her confidence without actually having to try.
Be a good person to her but be somewhat challenging if that makes sense. Care about everything they say.
Starting a no-fap will seriously improve your mood too, you will be less grumpy, more direct and you will smile more and sincere.

>from sweet and clumsy to straight up raunchy and sharp tongued
Maybe it's the result of her reading all the memes about guys being too obtuse to notice girls are interested in them, and she really likes you but is afraid to look as indifferent.

proximity
timing

These are the most important things to starting a relationship. If you are really having trouble get on tinder. My neckbeard friend was not outgoing on the dating scene. He looked up guides on how to set your profile up to get matches and has had good success. He is on the third girl now and she seems like best match for him.

>21
>not yet
>single
>see above

Real answer, got introduced to mine through a friend. Having a very social girl friend who actively wingmans you is easy mode.

look buddy I'm turning 31 this year, I don't have a job. I have an engineering degree but I went into video game sound design and music as a career. It doesn't pay much at all and jobs are scarce. The point is, I like it.

do you like having a phd in applied physics? if you do, well, you'll find a way to make it work out.

Everybody likes eating food you dumb cunt that's not a character trait.

One of my best mates has been with his girlfriend for over 6 years and he devours meat like an animal but she's vegan, you're just being stubborn

This post hurt me.

>23
>no
>no
>no

My only two girlfriends I met in highschool
I dunno how to meet people, I guess you just need to get out and do more social shit, shit that gives you the opportunity to talk to more girls

it really depends, some people don't really care much for what they eat and just eat whatever.

what I'm saying is this could be common ground for you and a girl. like for example, you're an expert at desserts and know the best places in town for them, meanwhile she could be an expert in coffee.

Xenosaga

We had each other's interest pretty quickly, it's as if we went past some kind of line.

a slav once told me, "the important thing is to cum"
just take precautions, fuck her and break it off
or don't

I'm not an expert in anything related to food.

>22
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha

You can make some great music by yourself on a puter.

20
13
single because I won't date a ugly whore.
16

Sometimes it really does just happen and people don't remember every little detail.

I never had one and probably never will.I'm not particularly beautiful/interesting enough.The only compliment i get from girls is the usual "you're a nice guy".It sucks but I've come to terms with It.

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Slavs are always drunk and make a lot of poor life decisions too so not sure how that's going for their credibility.

>23
>No
>Single
>Still a virgin lol

>26
>Never
>Lol
>LOL

>no fap makes you less grumpy
I completely disagree with this. If I don't jerk off at least once in a day, loneliness consumes my mind and I can't focus on anything else.

When the fuck did I click on /soc/?

>27
>no
>no
>24 but it was paid for, so idk if that counts

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Church, we have a wholesome relationship publically and wild sex privately as God intended.

22
first kiss when I was 14
been single for about 3 years
still a virgin though I've had blowjobs and handjobs from girls, sucked titties, fingered and eaten them out and all that
Had 2 girlfriends through highschool
first wanted to wait til she was a bit older before sex, broke up with her before them
second I was her first boyfriend so she was real nervous about doing anything in bed, we broke up before we got to sex

In college, I got my gfs throuhg partying and drinking. Im a manlet(5' 3"), but I'm cute, have a big penor, and I'm fun when I'm drunk. The big dong part gets around when you hook up with girls in the same social group. However, these girls were not wife material.

I met the wife through work. We both tutored math and liked vidya.

>you need a hobby
>not the one you actually like though, you have to pretend to like something else
I'm ready to die

at around day 4 you stop caring about wanking it

Sheer luck for me. I met the best friend of my best friend's sister. That girl is literally me so no wonder we ended up together, what sucks is that for the time being we're apart from each other but we talk and stuff all the time. We help each other out in many ways and dare i say we love each other, before that i was very bitter with myself over everything, at least now i got someone that tries to make me be positive with things. Im not gonna say any crap like "there's someone out there for everyone" because thats not true sadly, its all down to luck in a variety of factors. If any of you anons are still alone, dont feel sad about it, instead, do what you do best so long as it doesnt directly harm you or others, once you do that and enjoy doing it, thats all you'll ever need in life, to live as you see fit without pain or sadness.

Also yeah i play some vidya with the gf but nothing "crazy"

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Nice guy isn't a compliment, it's a friendly way of saying you're to passive.

gfs are like 10k gp

>5' 3", have a big penor
fug it must look huge in proportion, the main/only advantage manlets have

What kind of things did you about it, like girls commenting that they heard you were packing or something?

My close childhood friend was dating her sister, and they introduced us. They're married now, and we've been together 3 years.

>"are you an archaeologist because i've got a large bone for you to examine"

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I legit asked her out and she said yes, for our first date I decided that we should watch John Wick 2. She wanted to have sex with me that night and I legit said
>Can you give me some HIV/STD papers? My Dad will kill me if I get aids while in college

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>26
>15 (I think)
>single (thank fuck)
>19
I advise anybody here reading this to never be in a relationship unless you can actually stand being around the other half and are prepared from the start for the possibilty that you will grow to resent each other and cease all future communication. Please don't hurt yourselves for the sake of sex or lonliness. It's pathetic.

i had a crush on her friend, who was leading me on. So i took her out on a date to get her friend jealous and immediately realized she was both more fun to be around and more attractive. 2 years later she is my best friend.

So you saying the only hobby you see yourself liking is vidya? Nothing else in the world can possibly hold your attention and be enjoyable?

Fucking Christ I feel you man. Fuck those guys

Wrong. I tried this for two weeks, I just felt miserable and lonely the whole time, acutely aware that I was missing out on a huge part of life. If I can't distract myself from this, I can't get anything done.

Yeah I'm a big fan of OneyNG, his music is what got me into thinking about making stuff on my PC, I would love to be at the point where I can come up with something in my head and make that sound actually exist as music, I would really need to commit to get that good though

Yeah I have a friend about your height, I don't know how he did it but he was always getting roots and always talking to girls/getting nudes in highschool, I've seen him at parties talk to girls and head into a bedroom with them, I don't know how he does it

How do I get a qt twitch bf Yea Forums

>age
29
>first kiss
13 or 14
>relationship status
Living with my gf
>when you lost your virginity
15

>this thread

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Saw this cute female badger standing in the corner going "HORK HORK HORK" at a furry convention I was attending, so I replied with "WHERG WHERG WHERG"... The rest. as they say, is history.

Awaiting our firstborn cub in 2 months.

I honestly don't know. Gonna sound like I'm, memeing, but I just acted like myself and managed to bag a few GFs during my life. They always said I'm funny and charming despite the fact that I think I'm horribly autistic. Unfortunately that autism has also prevented me from holding onto a GF for more than a few weeks at a time. Do I still get wizard powers if I've kissed a female but still haven't put my peepee in one?

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Try putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger

keep up the good work then fapanon - guess it's different for some people

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...that'd be a paleontologist, archaeologists examine human made objects

At a party with former coworkers, I was extremely close to not even going as I had fapped like 4 times that day and was feeling like shit about myself. Thankfully I went or else I would have been fucked as online dating seems impossible for me to comprehend.

>19
>4 years ago on a date but she eventually rejected me
>Single
>Never

>put the dragon dildo down nigga.

But I thought we were supposed to look for girls with similar interest's?

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chad face but not tall, big peepee

>No one know you don't have experience until you tell them
LOL

28
13 with a girl
married to a woman
butt virginity at 20 with a guy. my friend hooked us up for a casual fuck I loved it, but too nervous to do it again.
24 with my wife, only the 2nd time I had sex. have had sex almost every night since then,

From art school.

That’s so fucking gay. You shouldn’t have kids

/vg/ but unironically

I've spent years jumping from one thing to another and I never could get into anything. I'm not even that into videogames either, it's just the easiest thing for me to do

hello newfriend

Not from the girls themselves. I suspect most girls find it awkward to admit that they have been talking about your cock. I had a few lesbian roommates who told me their girl friends were talking about it. They didnt have a horse int he race so they didnt give a shit.

>18
>15
>single
>15

>suppress some part of yourself to keep gf happy
Yup I see what's wrong with your relationships.
You're not supposed to suppress those parts, y'know?
>But If I don't I'll lose her
And maybe that's for the best.

but user, badgers are endangered

That means you will actually pursue what you need user.

I guess it sort of depends on their personalities/cultures, I've heard some girls making size queen comments quite publicly when I was at uni. I'm curious about what they said because desu I find it hot when girls talk about their dick preferences.

29
18
Married
19

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i need a bf or gf that likes vidya and anime

I am too ugly and insecure for that

anyone else who had like 3-4 sure shots with different qts but didnt act on them for fear of commitment/rejection?

as long as benis was in bagina :DD

I never had one and even if i did it would be awful because i know the more time i spend with people the more insufferable i become

isnt that annoying , what do you do whan you dont want anyone to bother you ?

Well that sounds like you may have more searching to do then. Or you might have some mental stuff to work through if you can't find anything enjoyable.

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i never saw the full clip

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I'm ugly, boring and too dumb for a relationship and I have found peace in that.
I no longer feel nervous around girls because I have no need to impress them.
I can do whatever I want because I know I don't need to worry about attracting someone.
I have no ill feelings against women or couples because it's not their fault I'm this way.

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Being in college and hanging out in the library after class. She confessed to me.

Sex is exhausting

That wont help me get a gf or even adress the problem

This is the reason why I don't even try to talk to girls and never have. I know i'm that guy

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Tons of ugly, dumb people out there in relationships. You have enough intelligence to recognize your stupidity and have capacity to change. What makes you think you are uninteresting?

>but I've come to terms with It.
Don't, instead fight against it and change yourself for the better. Stop accepting mediocrity and rise above it!

>personalities/cultures

Probably. I went to the smallest uni in my state. It was still college, so a lot of people sleeping around, but there werent any turbo-thots that exist at the other big party schools in my state.

I can't hold a conversation with anyone; it always dies after a couple of minutes.
I seriously don't know why that happens and I just don't mind anymore.

Getting a GF won't help you out at all if you can't find something in life that you enjoy doing, not just because its the easiest thing.

This, you gotta start ignoring women completely and gain mad dosh instead.

Getting an education, working out, and pursuing my own interests. It's not hard to find a gf if you actually try to not be anti-social.

She's more of a /k/ gf than a Yea Forums gf though , but good God is she my type.

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I saw her around campus and noticed she usually ate alone in the cafeteria. So one day I just took my food, sat in front of her and started chatting. It's easy when she wants it, my friend.

Loving others without first learning to love yourself will not work for you, user.

If that's it we can work with it!
People love hearing themselves talk, you can play this to your advantage by asking them about themselves. It gives you more time to learn about the person and think of stuff for you to talk about.
Do you just not talk to a lot of people?

Simple, just don't be ugly

I still would have to pretend I'm someone I'm not

Why get a girlfriend when you can just have a friend with benefits.
>Be sure to have your own place, car, and cash.
This.

Not really. I do ask them about themselves but they just don't seem interested. I'm beginning to think it's more of an issue with them not wanting to talk than with me.

Why do you think that's the case?

Cock>fishy gash

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