Why cant germans make good games?

why cant germans make good games?
they spent their time with shit like this

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germans are extremely low IQ

games are toys for children. We build guns and cars.

japs on the other hand are based

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Why is a child there?

germany dont care
they fuck infront of their children and watch porn toether
probably

>Another counterfag mad that tablebros get all the good games like Ejacucake.

Color me surprised.

sex is not taboo outside of america

How does that work? Is there some kind of pneumatic mechanism baked into the cake?

sex isn't taboo in america, exposing sex to children is what's taboo

>sex isn't taboo in america

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>sex isn't taboo in america, exposing sex to children is what's taboo
Ironic, since americans invented and legalized child pagans while the rest of the world doesn't exploit children like that.

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well thats more or less what he meant americans are retarded when its about sex

You don't involve children in your sex in America?

she's learning how to be a good girl.
she's learning how to treat daddy well. why else would a man want a daughter?

>why cant germans make good games?
They made the best RPG ever

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fuck sony and fuck california

They make great simulators.

Games are still considered toys for children by many of my countrymen. And most German devs will just look for a job at Siemens or other big company not related to vidya.

Whatever makes you feel better about your shitty country.

German women love black cock

Children aren't legally allowed to be pagan in other countries?

It happens from time to time.

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The first two Gothic games are enough, and more than can be said about the majority of Europe when it comes to game development.

she's probably already fucked t.b.h

Fellow burger here, what planet do you live on?

>sex isn't taboo in america
TITTY BAD
GUN GOOD

Gothic 1 isn't good though.

>sex isn't taboo in america

Your country was litetally traumatised by half a breast. Remember nipplegate?

Enjoying your 5 trillion muslims living off of your money without working?

>sex isn't taboo in america
joining the point and laugh club

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I've never met a single German that wasn't a joyless, soulless cunt. Even Fins are more fun to have around than these assholes.

t. butthurt sandmonkey

This is American education

Stop believing /pol/ shit, welfare isn't worth shit in Germany anymore. Also you don't get to decide what your government does with your taxes anyway, so what does it even matter at all?

Fickt euch alle, sieg heil

germans are the equivalent of indian code-monkeys but in engineering

It's hard to be joyful when your country is being raped ti death

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children knows about sex and always have, didn't you watch porno mags with friends when you were a kid? just beacse they are exposed doesn't mean they will go around and fuck eachother

Achmed here, it's actually true.

OBSESSED

lol

They have literally invented everything advanced you low IQ subhuman mutt

>weeb game gets censored
>AMERICANS HATE SEX!!!!
>meanwhile everyone fucks on every single tv show
yeah it sure is taboo

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like gassing jews

whatever helps you sleep at night mutt

bait harder ameriblob

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Germans are some of the most disgusting, degenerate and despicable creatures that have ever walked this Earth.

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seething

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You know that shit is fake right. And I'd hate to see what an American version of that would look like, real or not.

>memes
Yeah that's what I thought

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Don't be a bigot, it's 2019!

>tax payer funded
Enjoy eating each others shit tonight krautfags

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Americans always a fat liers

Nice try, mutt.

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Germany is fucking based, they're single handedly carrying the comfy city/village builder genre, they're the only ones that know how to make an RPG worth a fuck, they have great indie devs and they've done more to push the FPS genre forward than anyone else in the last 20 years.

If I had to pick one country that I could only play games from it'd be Germany.

None of those are good

germans are cuckolds imagine voting green.

The only people taking ÖR propaganda seriously are the retards who eat up your MSM bullshit. Same target audience.

Westerners:
>exposes children to sex from a young age
Also Westerners:
>why are Western women such whores? I just don't understand.

What's so bad about caring about the environment and long-term sustainability?
I'd love to hear your educated opinion on the matter.

>all shit

Try again.

freud only became popular because germans like diddling their kids so much

This.

Also boothfags getting absolutely nothing again.

>whites being white

lmao, get browned crackers

Greens are retards who think nuclear power is evil and that renewables can power the world even though they can't reliably do anything except support existing power stations in running the grid. And with an world population that is increasing renewables don't wont meet out power requirements, ever. They also think everyone should live in eco commie blocks and no one should own a car. Only retards vote for green parties.

Why does every German family own one of those strange "Fliesentisch" tables?

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VIDEOGAMES

This existential nightmare has gone too far

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why are burgers so butthurt?

Greens are nothing but retarded do-gooders, they couldn't run a lemonade stall let alone a country.

Only the Unterschicht or old people do

They think they can bully other countries, which leads to them quickly being reminded of their own circumstances, leading to butthurt.

It's good but Poles win this one actually

molest the kids to own the burgers. fucking based!

You are describing the most extremist green voters/politicians and a minority in this day and age.
Unsurprisingly the concept of nuanced positions among members of a political party is completely lost to you.
Atomic fission is not a great way to generate electricity due to the highly irradiated waste it produces.
Ideally a mix of atomic fusion reactors and renewable energy sources would meet the requirements of future generations.

>Left Germany when I was 4.
>Get to watch it fall apart from an outsiders perspective.
"B-B-B-B-B-B-BBBBBB-BUUUUTT AMERICAAAANNNSSS BAAAAAWWW"
Get a fucking grip.

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i hate living in germany, its hell. get me out pls.

>None of those are good
>All shit

All are critically acclaimed best sellers with tons of fans.

Try again.

Bcouse they are busy exterminating their own race?

You sound like a butthurt Turk who can't get into Germany.

then why can't you show titties on tv shows?

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You'd only be out of the frying pan. The (((EU))) will destroy us all.

>german woman makes american snack

>the penis is not coated in chocolate

Is she racist or what

mudslimes or seething americans?

mods delete threads on actual video games and this shit stays up and the trans thread as well NICEU NICEU MODS VERY NICEU
DO IT FOR FREE
FOR
FUCKING
FREEEEEEE

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This, but applies to all anti-American posters. It's like half the threads on Yea Forums now days where you'll find some mentally ill obsessed faggot bitching about America/Ameticans despite no one in the thread bringing America or anything directly related to it up. I think it is actually mental illness at this point. The solution may be to ban all IPs from outside the English speaking world, it has become clear that mainland Euros and South Americans are suffering serious mental health damage just by being allowed to browse a site in which so many people in USA post and browse. I think it would be best for the safety and health of these people.

too many laws and restriction. Also germany and german media hates video games and video games are the source of all evil. This is not opinion of the citizens, only of the country. In germany country and citizens are two very different things and have not much in common.

Eastern Europoor here, wanna switch places? Ich hasse die EU, aber Deutschland ist besser als das Scheißloch, in dem ich lebe.

Because games are not work and if a German is not working he feels guilty for not working enough.

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actually they do get paid by the tranny discords and stormfront discords to ignore their respective threads

>then why can't you show titties on tv shows?
Game of thrones.

American media literally censor nudity etc in games, movies, series.

Hello yes, is this the /ck/ thread?

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GoT airs on HBO.
We have tits on public channels.

merkel
kill this man

post it. you know which one.

If you've been to any board with flags, you'd see that amerifats are usually pro german. The flags that shit on germans the most are bongs, greeks, and poles.

How can someone be so hungry?

*Germany is fucking shit
FTFY

We have already enough laws for the enviornment. If you want to help the environment they need to stop doing trades with chinks and south america.

we build machines, not software

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>Whatever makes you feel better about your shitty country.
Denmark is leagues above germany faggot.

Absolutely based

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Germans are the niggers of Europe who never, ever, EVER made anything good

youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY

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Show your manboobs, animal fucker

literally nothing wrong with this

Most good germans died in WWII

The people we call "germans" now are either turks, refugees or 1945 russian rape babies.

How long do you think we can burn coal and oil before we run out?
We will run out of fossil fuels eventually you know.
And how long do you think we can use tons of plastic bags and wrappers before the ocean is nothing but micro-plastic?
We are already measuring worryingly high levels of micro-plastic in water all around the world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany

>meanwhile everyone fucks on every single tv show
This is true and makes murica even more retarded for getting butthurt over other small shit. Like kids can't watch tv shows/movies/porn in this fucking age? lmao.

t. seething german cuck
get out
this is american board

based

>American media literally censor nudity etc in games, movies, series.
What? God of War and The Witcher games was never censored in America while Japan did, but Yea Forums ignores that.

did you even look at what you typed before you hit submit? sex is more taboo in america than in some muslim countries. dog forbid you show a nipple on tv during half time without millions of screaming karens crying about how their children were raped by breasts on tv.

germans make decent point and click adventure games and that's about it

>tfw never talked to a non-german
how is the rest of the world?

Yes, but why didn't the rape work??

>German
>Cut Cock
Doubt. Cant hide from this one America

BONG WANT TITTIES, BONG SCARED OF FIRE STICK

>fossil fuels
someone didn't get the memo

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fuck off

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At least Krauts aren't stupid enough to eat Kinder Egg toys

Schau dir doch den Zustand an in dem sich die Welt befindet.
Alles egoistische Vollidioten.