Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Jill.. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Jill pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Sukeban Games create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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lol breedhurt

Have

>t. VA-11 HALL-A dev

Sorry she is made for black men only

She is made for black men

OP you might have a flat brain.

>I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Jill pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.

Even sell your soul?

This is how I feel about porn stars.

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>inb4 shitty fanarts fill the thread

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Porn stars are all 7/10 at best by virtue of being prostitutes.

You'd make for a terrible father as you're video game obsessed loser. Fuck off.

You'd make for a terrible father as you're alcohol obsessed loser. Fuck off.

Porn stars like Jada Stevens and Siri are made for breeding. Better looking than prostitutes.

Fuck. It pains me I can't breed them.

>wanting to breed prostitutes
Gross. Think of your children.

Jill is flat as a board you imbecile

ten sexo.

same

I think Leah Gotti is kinda cute

Just received my JP switch copy, comes with english support out of the box if anyone wonders.

Jill deserves the rope like every bisexual.

I'm more of an Alma man

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I am though. My children would look like Greek Gods/Goddess if I mated with some pornstars.

well all women are bi. either bisexual or bipolar. So pick your poison

Ebin meme, friend.

Bisexuality isn't punished under Maduro. VNZ is a modern nation.

but which one bro's?

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>parent 1: pornstar
>parent 2: Yea Forums user
>he thinks the result will be a greek god

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Those third world bastards promised a plushy of the best girl

I love kira because I'm a robofucker

aren't they still waist deep in shit though ? Apperently one of them managed to flee to Japan but the other are stuck in Venezuela and are getting blackouts all the time.

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I believe it, still I want one

sauce?

Where's the QoH and QoS edits of va-11hall-a characters?

>just a drawing

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Nevermind found it.

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Oh look another tranny indie game shill thread
Hows it going venezuela dev

the one on the left

I fucking love Stella.
>red hair
>drills
>cat ears for scratching
>cool cybernetic eye
>tight dress hiding massive breasts
>thigh highs

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The times are harsh but their spirit is strong. The People WILL triumph over imperial aggression.

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What's up gamers, don't forget to preorder N1rv-Ann-a, and watch out for news about next game!

Kiri OUT!

stella is cute!!!

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>we live in a world where starving south-american commies design the best 2D girls of all videogames
truly the strangest timeline
also, I want to give streaming-chan a kiss in the cheek.

i will destroy all beans

starting with (You)

Reminder that white man got the game off the ground but the dev HATES white man

GOD I WANT TO SEE HER FUCK A BLACK MEN

>wanting to breed a womanlet
Get outta here

The Va11ha11a event is getting a pre-release event 2 months before it comes out. Can't wait.

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Weebs are so ducking pathetic

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

underage phoneposters OUT

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You're a fucking faggot

Their dev blog I believe, but that couldhave changed.
sukeban.moe/index.php/2019/04/01/if-we-could-be-serious-for-a-minute/#more-389

why the FUCK do we not have any information about the english limited edition yet? I'm worried it won't be as good/have as much stuff as the japanese, and I'll be kicking myself for not importing it earlier

Y-y-yes...

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Betty is cute and underrated

Damn
hopefully they got out of that hellhole

There is none lol, but the japanese versions have english language

It was made on the 1st of april but there has to be some kind of truth behind this, or perhaps they put it up on the 1st of apriil so they get denyability.

why is Jill not real?

I bought the jp imported version on playasia, came with english support and artbook/ soundtrack, that would be your best bet.

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incorrect twitter.com/LimitedRunGames/status/1123968090151243781

terrible game with terrible characters and devs

Why don't they just vote for a better government?

>wanting trash to escape their shithole and ruin other places and since they are weebs its gonna be japan

>why dont 3rd world shithole regimes listen to their citizen when even the western ones dont
gee I wonder, and what about those starving africans ? Why dont they get some crops toguether so they dont starve anymore ?

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Is the art by the Galko creator a limited time thing, or will I always be able to import a copy with the illustrations?

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I dont really know but the inner cover does have that art on my copy.

Well yeah, Venezuela had a higher per capita income than the United Statesians not too long ago. They have a big and bountiful country, and unimaginably wealth in the form of strategic resources.

All that and things seem to be getting worse, not better.

Its what they get for relying on oil so much for so many years

Having oil be a large percentage of your economy tends to be a blessing and a curse.

aesthetic

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Best girl is obvious Stella, fight me.

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I agree but also her name is Betty :I

What of it?

the only fighting that will be done here is over who gets to marry her

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The only problem for is that I feel like playing on Switch won’t be the same. The PC is perfect for me because it feels like a window to that world. And the vita similarly is a visual novel machine and is very fitting for the system. But idk man I don’t want to see that shit on my Switch be it handheld or docked mode

I would much rather be the one who is her manslave, so you can marry her

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I'd only be getting it for the extras, I have no desire to actually play it on a console

>LRG
top fucking kek

Elegiggle

I've never bought anything from them before. are they no good?

_ _____ ___ __ ____ ____!

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So?

>bountiful breasts.

robot pussy tho

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whatever makes you happy I guess

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95% of their releases are sold out so I guess you'll have to be quick to grab them

she is
imgur.com/a/3IBwI8C

Yuck.

But... isn't Betty a WOMAN'S name?