Seinfeld Online

>Kramer asks me for help with a date
>don't get much info on it
>decide to help him anyway
>end up getting a PUFFY SHIRT for my efforts
Why do Kramers always screw people over?

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is this reddit?

You should know best where reddit can be found.

>equip Kramer with best items
>can't get them back

What was that about?

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Never trust a Kramer.

that's a nice shirt

It looks like something a pirate would wear...

>your rival is much stronger than you

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>friends

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>Monica > Rachel > Phoebe

>proc a random npc by saying Ukraine is weak

Bugged game

Literally everyone would know best where reddit can be found, since it's in the goddamn name, dipshit.

>Patch notes:
>[...]88. Removed race-based crits on Kramer's Fork attack.

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Don't worry, just keep letting Kramer use the all chat and eventually the word filter will ban him forever

>larp thread
pathetic

>Talk to Elaine.
>She offers me a quest.
>I accept.
>She describes the mission, but yada yadas the actual objective.

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>tfw Newman gets his buff

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Man, that time when they hired Raimi to handle the gameplay was a wild one. They're still changing his design choices to this day.

>larp
>live action
nobody here is acting this out irl..

That show is for retarded people user.

>ERP'd with my friend on my alt

Is this gay?

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I have the hardest crush on Phoebe.

>Be Elaine
>On an escort mission, everything seems to be going fine, almost at the end point
>He takes it out
>MFW

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>friends was 20 years ago

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Official power rankings:
>Opposite George
>Police Officer Kramer
>Rye Robber Jerry
>Smog Strangler Kramer
>"Nip" Elaine
>trash
>everything

Can anyone help. I am trying to complete the pretzel challenge. But I cant find enough water to stop my rising thirst. Tips?

>first place is not Crazy Joe Davola

>befriend a prestige class player as Jerry
>they ask me to help them move moments after adding them to my friends list
Fuck's wrong with them?

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Volcel George was arguably as powerful as Opposite George

Try cinnamon pretzels. People love cinnamon.

When the fuck is the next update?
I want an ipad.

that busboy whose cat george loses is the strongest character in the game

Rachel is easily the worst girl. Biggest slut ever.

>they added a "feed cookies" prompt to passed out party members
WHY?

Yea but if Volcel George encounters any Portuguese waitresses, he's done for instantly.

Don't expect one, the devs moved on years ago to work on some bee mascot 3d platformer garbage no one wanted

No niggers is why people are still watching these shows

It's like the shortest mission in the game.

I refuse to believe this image is real

They were all terrible. Hot, but fucking terrible otherwise.

Habeeb it.

>Join server
>Everybody plays as Soup Nazi Man
I'm out

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>Party member can't spare one square
fuck this toxic community

Used all of my cinnamon for cooking in the shower. Had to get the int buff for the marine biologist quest.

Hey, someone just gave me this neat astronaut pen while in Florida. I don't know why people keep saying that the community is terrible.

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>trying to be sponge worthy.

>recruit new party member
>cute af
>hands me a potion
>her hands and bigger than mine

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based

Friends is forever the #1 show.

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How fucking new are you? Why would you take the pen? You fucked up the whole quest chain now.

I need some help, guys. My inventory is full of all these muffin stumps and I can't use them for any quests or even discard them. What do?

dude he was probably hacked
no one would just give away their astronaut pen

Is the pig man an unlockable character?

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>Friends even entering the Seinfeld space

OH my god.. this lawyer guy has a macro when he comes out of a teleport like a Taxi - He yells "Hello everyone - I am Frank Costanza's Lawyer" and then he says "I am pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good"

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>he doesn't like the Bee Movie

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>he actually bought into Kramer's lies

>grinding rep for sponge worthy for weeks
>blow it all it one night on the NJ devils raid

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>Been trying to get the fucking cape to drop for years
>Still nothing
user is getting upset!

Have you tried donating them to the hungry?

Why's he wearing a cape? Where can you even find a cape like that?

That man in a cape random encounter is rare as fuck, how do I trigger the encounter?

>zoomer thinks he's fitting in by cringing at retarded larp

yikes

>Upgrade to cotton armor from polyester
>Heat resist up but after a wash the agi fucking tanks
What the fuck do I do?