You have 10 seconds before the raping commences.
Zelda is planning to rape you
13 INCHES
Literally how? By making me pass out from her braps?
Zelda couldn't rape me. I'd literally knock her the fuck out if she tried
Can't rape the willing retard.
I unzip my dick and start priming.
I start by taking off my pants
>rape
She's in for a surprise
She'll have 10 seconds to turn me gay or something for it to be rape.
*shows her my case*
You gonna buy it missy?
I can foil that so easily.
I give her consent.
She can’t rape me now. It’s just normal sex at this point.
I strongly suggest she waits until I wipe my ass.
>he thinks it's rape
*unzips bombchu*
I rape her before she has the chance
Potty posting
What's Hyrule's #metoo policy?
Whop it out.
It's not rape if I want it
>implying I'm not gonna grab that heart-shaped pillow of an ass and jam my throbbing manhood in her right up to the cervix
Check my 5
nice 69 doc but check my vidya 5
Grab her eyebrows
Hahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahaha!
You can't rape the Jokesters Zelda!
The world! Now time froze and I escape.
CANDLEJACK CANDL
I remove my butt safety plug in preparation
Do I get to choose which version? Because BotW Zelda is fucking trash.
What were the replies like?
Stop posting shit memes you clownfuck fa
remove pants and present my winking asshole to her massive destructive cock.
id just bend her across my lap and spank her for saying such things to me
I'm already owned by Riju though