Choose wisely

Choose wisely.

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Triss is the correct response.
She and Gerry have chemistry.
He had something with Yenn a long time ago, but as of Witcher 3, it's clearly dried up, and they're only together as a force of habit. They both need to move on.

shani

Shani.

Once you go red, there's no way out of bed.

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how's that netflix thing coming

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But I don't see a team wisely to pick

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I would normally pick yenn for I am a goth mommy gf enthusiast, but I was already in love with triss from playing 1 and 2 and I feel it would be too cruel to abandon her on the last one

Yenn if your a bitch boy
Triss if you actually want a stable woman and not bad poosy

Agreed.

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Neither. I’m not attracted to pigskin.

They've already recast Ciri to be played by a white girl due to all the backlash and almost zero interest in the show. Still might be too late to recover. Hopefully all the money they've wasted making this will teach them a lesson.

She's not even the best redhead in the game.

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Since this is the closest I'm seeing to a Witcher thread on Yea Forums, I'll just ask here: is Thronebreaker worth picking up?

Syana

honestly, black ciri wasn't the root of the problem, just a consequence

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Out of the two Yennefer since Triss has fucked every Witcher in Kaer Morhen

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I did, and rejected both. Shani too.

Team Triss. She's the better girl and better for Geralt.

>teach them a lesson
Netflix has never made a profit and never will. They spend enormous amounts on paying for content rights and creating new garbage. It's a sink for investor cash, people either naive or who expect to make money off share value in the short-medium term

Everything about "netflix turning a profit" is absolute BULLSHIT. It loses over 2 BILLION dollars every year. This negative cash flow increases every year.

Shani would be the best option if she didn't friendzone your ass every single time. Probably one of the main reasons I don't bother replaying Heart of Stone, because your choices amount of fuckall apart from letting Polish Satan devour David Beckham's soul or not.

Triss.

One of the few vidya characters I unironically want to fuck. Really hard.

The one thing CDPR do excel at is making your minor, seemingly insignificant decisions matter. For example, you meet the old lady in HoS who had a fling with Vesemir, and if you meet her after you do the main quest (which the vast majority of people will do), you tell her he died. But if you do HoS before Vesemir dies, not only do you tell her he's alive, but if you go back to Kaer Morhen, you can talk to Vesemir about her. Ultimately nothing comes of that since he still ends up dying, but it's nice to see them putting in a detail like that that almost nobody will ever see.

No one cares.

I pick the card lady Sasha

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Is that millenial woes ?

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That attention to detail is what seperates the shit devs from the good ones.

Yenn for Geralt, Triss for me

my nigga

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Ciri

Yen is a better person and a better match for Geraldo.

Mommy

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both fuck black men

Both fuck black men

Ciri.

got figurines of cirii, yen and triss
hotglued triss multiple times

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>recast
Stop getting your news from Yea Forums you fool.

For me, it's Corrine Tilly.

Only gameonlyfags who don't actually understand the characters, their history, and their respective arcs would pick Triss. It's cute that they think their opinions matter.

Yenn is objectively the correct choice, assuming you're not a mouthbreather.

ez choice

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Yen is not bad when her mouth is busy.

Yen. Triss is too "yes Geralt, oh this is wonderful geralt, oh isn't the world incredible Geralt."

Yen actually challenges him.

>wanting black Ciri
Ciri isn't Storm, an ashen haired negress
And don't worry there are negresses and poos elsewhere

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This. Geralt doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Triss is for (man)children that don't understand women.

I have contracted the AIDS by looking at this

Since this is apparently rpg where your choices matter, they shove Yen down my throat no matter what i do, so whatever.

Fucks nonhumans
Repeatedly cucks Geralt

Yenn is the choice for chads who can handle the banter.

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>Team [waifu]
It's like I'm back in the Twilight days

Whoever made that should have picked a better quote for Yen. The girl cast as her has black hair, and the only other thing she's described as having is purple eyes, which doesn't actually exist in humans.

Where did Sapkowski get the idea that hunchbacks have violet eyes anyway?

Sorceresses change their appearance with magic all the time. I doubt any would like to be a big eyed poo. That's not Yen in the books anyway.

Her eyes are magical because she got blinded by fringilla, you fucking sipshit

Fringilla is meant to look like yen and yen was described as pale.

The whole Geralt/Yenn thing works only in fiction.

no dude mutant monster hunters fuck witches all the time, get out more nerd

Based and REDpilled

>gets drunk after barely a glass
What did she mean by this?

Triss.

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For me it's Wolven

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She pre-gamed in advance.

Pump and dump, both of them.

For me, it's Kaer Morhen. But I installed a mod that replaces any or all of the Witcher school gear with the Kaer Morhen armor.

Jesus Christ

Nice, classic click bait. Go fuck yourself.

Triss of course.
Only beta manlets care about hunchback trash tier Yen.