Are Quarians Jews?

They're more like Gypsies.

What do Quarian pubes smell like?

Imagine how pathetic these nerds have to be that they're attracted to someone they can't even see simply because she has a bubbly and somewhat shy personality.

Absolute virgins. Talifags are the most pathetic creature in the ME universe.

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>Fucks your girlfriend right in the engineering bay

Apologies user-Commander, this unit was originally a pleasure use model. Creator Tali Zorah requested our services.

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Tali has nerve stim devices built into her suit, she doesn't need no clanker to relieve frustration.

>jerking yourself off
>actually having sex

Sorry your experience is mostly with the former, but the real deal just doesn't compare.

>real deal
>robot

>"imagine being attracted to someone for their personality! what a bunch of faggots!"
I bet you're the same kind of person who complains when hot girls turn them down based on their looks

Its like tickling yourself user. If someone else is doing it, you feel it a lot more.

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I wonder what went wrong with these people that causes them to sully everything good and nice with their disgusting fetish.

No, I'm the type of guy that's actually into hot girls, and not ugly girls with a basic bitch personality.

You post here and you think other people are the weird ones?

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A robot cannot cuck you, it is objectively no different from a sex toy

They are muslims user

Actually, Legion is made of hundreds of platforms, so in reality she's getting a train run over her.

everybody always sides with the geth but the thing that always pissed me off is the geth are barely even using Rannoch. The geth don't NEED Rannoch, they just don't want the quarians to have it

Wouldn't that mean all those platforms are getting cucked by the one actually in the body?

>mfw Shepard sometimes say Tally, instead of Tali

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Nah, they're all one unit. Cuck jokes aside they probably wouldn't even want to do it. It'd be hard to convince a robot to have sex, they wouldn't see a reason.

clearly muslims

wowsers

>ywn have a quarian in your bed every night

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Yeah I don't understand what the fuck they're doing otherwise with the space they've taken from the Quarians. It's a bit of a waste. You could just have the Geth and Quarians initiate dialogue or the Geth initiate dialogue with the Turians or something and invite colonists. Which is pretty much the outcome of the "both sides coexisting" path, anyway.
And then that all gets ruined when you have to choose the ending that kills the Geth anyway.

Imagine your face between those cheeks

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That's not sanitary

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>kick out their creators
>realise that it was ultimately a dick move to make
>spend time fixing up the planet and making plans to build a dyson sphere in the hope that one day they'll be able to invite their creators back to their homeworld
>the Quarians have spent 300 years seething and refuse to go back home without killing the Geth

Their tiny little robot hearts were too good for the world. They weren't programmed to understand organic irrationality. If the Quarians had attempted to communicate with them at all in three centuries, maybe things would have gone better.

What do quarian braps smell like?

I think they're just protecting their borders so the people that tried to kill them don't get back.

Tali is a Jewish name

/ring/ Tali sweat
Cinnamon iirc

NTR fags unironically deserve the Ouchi treatment

methane

Ohhhh you're obsessed. I only posted that to rile people up. I like to ship them as a couple, not some cucking shit.

Stop repeating buzzwords you don’t understand.

Damnit. I thought this was a giantess Tali picture by the thumbnail

Ironic.

Sure, they say the war started over the Geth being too smart but we all know it's because they were stealing all the boys

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Yes. They're the wandering Jew archetype but applied to a whole species.

Except they're very obviously gypsies. Jews settled down in many countries, gypsies and Quarians are permanently nomadic.

And been kicked out from many countries too, like quarians. I say they're jew gypsies.

Maybe. But they're sexy jews

Sauce

Female Turians are better

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>Female Turians
Stopped reading there

The quarians have always operated the migrant fleet, they've never tried to settle with other populations and they've never tried to claim a new world because of their unique biological needs. The issue with them has always been the gypsy issue of a swarm of two legged locust descending on a place and fucking it up for everyone else until they go away. They just move around from system to system until they get given enough "gifts" to fuck off.

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>They just move around from system to system until they get given enough "gifts" to fuck off.
Like the wanderlust zoomer.

why did nobody just give them a fucking planet

all it takes is one and you probably have a (minor) state power as an ally for basically life

the ai they created wasn't even that shitty and it wasn't as if it eradicated all life forever the moment it was born so it's not like they're a huge threat even if history does repeat - and you can probably monitor them better anyway

you literally have a diplomat race but "nah fuck those space kikes"--i mean I get that they're basically america insofar as they aren't meant to play nice, only serve their own interests but still, just give the suitfags a planet

fucking alliance should've done that, new kid on the block and all and all those fancy new aliens post-contact war, why not just fucking invite the suit rats to have a rock or two

It would take them too long to adapt to a different planet, like 300 years I believe. Adapting to their original planet is the only way for Quarians that are currently alive to live on a planet. It's the Quarians choice.

Because nobody trusts them. They broke the galactic law when they created the GETH and after that got the scavenger and thief labels for a reason. Not to mention they themselves don't want any other planet since it would take them far longer to adapt to them.

The Quarians are the ones who refused to take a new planet because it would "take too long to adapt" to it, like spending 300 years in space hasn't fucked up their ability to go home in itself.

The first generation of migrants refused to have to live with the struggle of resettling and they've spent three centuries convincing themselves they were right to do so.

Don't tell nobody though

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That's not the sauce, that's just the full image.

I believe in giving people the means to find their own porn. Also I may not know.

Jews used to be nomadic though. It took a while for them to settle in Palestine for the first time around. They got their flood myth from Babylonians and circumcision from Egyptians.

Ah, yes. "Reapers"

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this is a jew tali is a gypsy

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They're gypsies. The accent is the giveaway

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Who human supremacist here?

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Because that worked for Israel

What? i thought the most used option was geth and quarians working together option.

Really wish she was a squadmate in ME3. Characters originated in ME2 got shafted so much

Quarian generics are shit by default. Just 300 years is enough to fuck up their immune systems.
Why arent there aquarian enemies, you never get to kill one.

To be fair, ME2 was an absolutely pointless game story wise.
Literally nothing you did made any difference in ME3.

No, Volus are the Jews.

The Quarians are meant to be Gypsies.

Generally:

Humans - Europeans
Turians - Ancient humanity, specifically Roman
Krogan - Niggers
Batarians - Muslims
Volus - Jews
Quarian - Gypsies
Salarians - Modern day Japs
Asari - Seen some say Egyptians
Hanar - Religious fundamentalists
Elcor - Autists
Drell - Poorfags/Betas, some say Indians
Vorcha - More blatant niggers

Close, but no.

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came to post this

irl jews are way worse though

Yes, living 300 years in conditions of almost absolute sterility will do bad things to you. Like how people believe immune systems in children aren't as strong as they could be because children are exposed less and less to dirt and the minor infections you need to grow up strong.

You know, i think they ARE Jews, i mean they DID create golems that turned on them...

>more people liked the geth

I knew I wasn't alone

Volus literally run the Turian economy and the intergalactic Credit currency, if you got rid of them everything would crash and burn for decades over dozens of planets

Holy basic bitch.

This is why you can rarely get in depth RPG's these days.

>Snivelling, obnoxious, conniving, obsessed with profit
Only the Ferengi beat them out in terms of "what if jews were aliens?"

Quarians are genocidal, and the Geth are constantly humanized. It's easy to side with the Geth.

>64% of players did not get to meet Wrex in the ME3 campaign

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They don't "control" it, they maintain it. The Asari control it, Volus WILL control it post ME3 when everybody hates the Asari.

>43.7% Soldiers

Imagine playing a more boring class

>writers pet Liara most popular
>letting Garrus win the competition, treating him like a child

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Default state if you begin with 3 is Wrex being dead.

Yes, the Asari "control" the economy the same way they control space by letting the Turians have the biggest military and do all the heavy lifting while they "supervise"

>Still let the genophage be cured, even though Wrex would be the only possible option for not having a way (even though that's retarded as well)

They literally do.

The codex is clear about this, the turians consider breaking off, but don't as they gain more by cooperation.

The Asari run the galaxy, they tweak things very specifically to ensure this, making it illegal to possess Prothean technology for example, while they do, or controlling the Eezo trade, which turians need for their military endeavors.

Wiggle wiggle baby YEAH

If quarians can get sick and die by simple exposure, how can Shepard blow loads into a quarian every night?

She became immune after the first time. Mass effect fields. Whatever.

Tali talks about this in romance IIRC

Asari are the jews. Volus are just the cheap le happy merchant caricature.

>Overly represented in political positions of power.
>Dominate academia/science.
>Push sexual degeneracy, multiculturalism, "liberalism" etc.
>If a non-member marries in, their children are part of the tribe.

You're making too much sense, user.
So there are 3 species of Jews in the ME universe: volus, quardians and asari. How do they match the different Jewish subspecies?

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Quarians are the "muh holocaust" stage

Volus are the behind the scenes stage

Asari are the blatant, Shoah just around the corner stage. Which the Asari will have post ME3.

I will never be not mad about how they just butchered her face reveal.
She had so much /xeno/ potential.
Even a fucking bunch of spiders would be better.

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>Quarians are a developed species with multiple colonies, probably have a total population of 10+ billion
>Geth rebellion happens
>a very small percentage of Quarians are in military or police roles and can be considered combatants against the Geth
>the vast, vast majority of Quarians would be civilians that pose no threat to the uprising Geth who are fighting for """self preservation"""
>in the current day the Migrant Fleet hosts just 17 million Quarians

Really makes you think.

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She had a blatantly human tier face from ME1 onwards

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You know as much as me that most of Yea Forums these days was not around for this.

I wasn't but I still played the games at that the time

Yeah...

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There are some mods for this

>jacobs fucking daddy issues loyalty mission
what a fucking meme, the one black guy has a deadbeat dad who creates a harem of drugged crew members after his ship crashes
love how it ends with him either getting turned over to the alliance (gay) or getting fucking killed for being a bitch ass nigga

No they don't infiltrate governments and try to displace native populations with sub 70 IQ animals with decades of media and acedemia manipulation on the youth.

he also cucks femshep if you romance him lol

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Japanese levels of racism.
But hey, this is Bioware. The gay dude in Inquisition had his whole backstory revolving around him being gay and daddy not liking it, that's a double offense.

But the suit might as well count as "someone else" in that case.

Not after wearing it all your life

Makes sense why they wear burkas

there's still Anderson though, who ends up as Shepard's father figure

It's still an external force doing it to you, which isn't the same as if you manually touch yourself (i.e. you don't have feedback on both sides and you don't know exactly where and when it will happen).

>tfw not born in saudi arabia
>tfw no cute burka slave wife to call my own
It hurts brehs.

Anderson and Heckett are based

So it's a body dildo

hack it out

Pretty much, also programmable for more intricate interactions.

I remember the Tali hype back in the day. Good times.

I went with Tali thinking I was going to see her face. Besides, Tali had the same amount of personality as the rest of the characters but had the plus side of being there since the beginning. Unlike Miranda and Jack.

Also, who wouldn’t swoon when she calls herself Tali’Zorah Vas Normandy. I nutted right there and than.

Their pubes are probably tentacles.

She takes heavy doses of antiobiotics to take the D.

H-hot

>painted tree bark with eyeballs is better

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Reminder that Garrus moves in on Tali after Shepard dies at the end of ME3, fucks her in every orifice every night, and satisfies her more with his BTC than Sheploo ever did.

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>Tries really hard to cook you dinner but burns it to cinders
Vetra didn't deserve to be stuck in the worst Mass Effect.

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Reminder that neither of those characters are or ever will be real

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>she has a bubbly and somewhat shy personality.

Nigga that's exactly why I like her.

Lemme break it down why the others are all shit.

>Liara
She's just a blue woman with tentacle hair, no different from 60s Star Trek "let's paint a hot chick green and call it an alien". Just dull

>Ashley
Like her character, but not enough to bang. Plus it's Sci-Fi, why would I want to romance a boring human? and a Racist at that to my bro aliens?

>Miranda
Too perfect, like she's just a walking super bimbo model. Plus she has weird buck teeth that I can never ignore when I talk with her.

>Jack
I don't do edge.

>Samara, see Liara

>Random News girl chick
She looks fucking dumpy and is covered in Vasline. I fucking laugh at the losers who ignored everyone else for that person whatever her name was.

So yeah, I like cute and bubble with cute accents.

I'm sorry user but Legion was a fucking Shepard fangirl through and through that probably researched and fabricated out of omni-gel the ideal fleshlight to contain his N7 dick
you can have your cuck fantasy but in your heart you know my headcanon to be true

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Actually, considering 64% of players went Paragon, the Garrus shootout is a deviation from the mean. It should be at or above the Paragon score if that was what most people preferred, it's only that high because so many players just automatically pick the blue option.

Uhm no, that would be the Battarians.

I dunno which of the survival rate was more funny, Tali at 99%, or Kaiden at 17%.

>using ublock over adnauseam

Krogans are native Americans. They. Build. Pyramids. For. Fucks. Sake.

Because, like Gypsies, the entire galaxy trusts them as far as they can throw them.
People really underestimate just how much people despise Gyppos.

Kaidan is autodead if you started with 2, and the only way round it is to buy DLC that lets you configure it.

>99%
That says 39%, user. The chart is organized highest to lowest.

That is if you start as a male Shepard IIRC

Kaiden was dull. He was an exposition site for Biotics. Tali was also just info about her people though she had moments of independent though outside of that. With Ashley, Garrus, Rex being something more than just info dumps.

It’s also low quality.

I forget, is it Tali or Wrex that has the bug where they give both sides of the argument for letting the council live/die in 1?

>attacked council diplomats
>attacked salvagers
>sided with the reapers twice
the only evidence we have that they are good boys is legion, and legion's propaganda. Every other Geth you meet until Legion replaces all their personalities with its own is a violent genocidal crazy droid.

That's because PlayStation users had to start with ME2 where Wrex is dead by default and buy the DLC of they wanted to change ME1 plot details. Also applies to anyone who started with ME2 or ME3 on other platforms as well.