But what if it sucks?

Calling it now, this'll be another MGSV scenario

And I think the game will be the second coming of Jesus descending from his throne in heaven.
I'll be expecting you in the daily shitposting threads the first week the game is out as you cope

>cope
OH NO NO NO
you're literally already doing damage control, kojidrone.
>yakity sax walking simulator
>magnetic button masher combat
>"looks fucking amazing, keep coping"
Yikes, what's with all the cope over this one hand moviegame?
>but you can be a homo demon!
wow... epic!

streamable.com/shiej

heres your """gameplay""" bro
>mashes X 5 times to win while other enemies refuse to help their buddy
you can literally play this game with one hand KEK
PIRATEFAGS WIN AGAIN BOYS.

COME GET YOUR FREE COPIES AT WWW.YOUTUBE.COM

KOJIDRONES ON SUICIDEWATCH

Damn bubba you seem upset, all that pent up rage from MGS2 flowing?

pfffft ahahahah

>cope
>walking sim
>kojidrone
>yikes
>kek
Well guys looks like dillons here again

COPE more kojidrone

>t.Dillon

cool damage control, kojidrone

>He didn't pre order his babby edition
Enjoy being the one guy who isn't a true gamer, poorcuck

Whatever you say Dillon

It better not

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As I said in another thread, this will either be a 9.5 or a 7.0

I'm just surprised more people aren't hesitant after MGSV. I'm buying it, but won't stop me from having doubts until I actually play it myself

Based, I don't even own a PS4, but I'm getting my Gamerbaby™

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>ever calling yourself a """gamer""" like a corporate boot licker
Yikes
Cringe
Have sex
Shut up Dillon

actually decent edit, but still kill yourself for being underage

Sorry you're not a real gamer...

The gameplay will be garbage and Kojima fags will tell people they “just don’t get it.” It will be another RDR2 situation, amazing graphics, shit gameplay.

Who is this boogeyman of yours?

thank god

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Get off my board then normoid.
No one cares about some random faggots opinion, you're not a real gamer

>MGS2
Did you mean V? 2 is still the best in the series

>implying people haven't been shitting on kojidrones for years
You can also like his games without being a drone, you know

"gamers" go on reddit, sorry.

If anyone has any faith in this game after taking a look at Kojima's track record since 2004, then they are either a paid shill or hopelessly naive.

Seems like someone with an ax to grind against Kojima and MGSV is merely a vehicle for his autismal rage.
He's probably hated Kojima for much longer but couldn't make a move until Konami fucked up one of his games

>You can also like his games without being a drone, you know
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHA
you kojidrones always cope so damn hard, what the fuck

"People that discuss games and have their gamerbabies go on Reddit"
Do people who aren't autistic retards go to Reddit too? What about people that aren't habitual poorfags? They on Reddit too?

its better to be excited
No matter how much people try to pretend like acting like everything is going to be shit will protect you from disappointment, it doesnt.
All it does is rob you of potential excitement.

yes, Yea Forums is literally autism central, newfag normie. go back lmao

Enjoy your very first summer here, cuck

normie kojidrone cope.

Any decent theory/speculation videos out now that the trailer hit - interested in what people are thinking.

Its going to be great user
currently at the local pregnant mothers group getting tips on how to look after baby

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QRD -> normies = seething
redditors = asshurt
kojidrones on suicide watch.

Who are you again?
Some guy that's already cut a video of the trailer's melee combat and tried to speed it up to make the movement seem simplistic, and then forgot the shooting portion because it blows your shitty speculation to pieces?
Enjoy being mentally cucked your entire life because successful people make you mad

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dont forget to get your free copy of the moviegame at youtube dot com.

Kojima shat the bed with MGS4 without any assistance from Konami though

He mad

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>moviegame
Dillon alert

lol, who are you?
the video is original speed. the mental gymnastics you kojidrones engage in to do damage control... simply amazing.
dang right he is!

Funny enough people sucked MGS4's cock to shit on V and now suddenly it's bad again to fit the new agenda

>the video is original speed

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booty bothered about the moviegame much?

Imagine being absolutely stoned and watching some random dude walk by with a baby bjorn and thinking "that's it. That's my next video game". Kojima's life must be a trip

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Wouldn't that be you?

Kojima games never suck so it won't

why would i be asshurt about a moviegame? i get to play it for free on youtube dot com.

if its good enough to trigger a bunch of ma'ams its good enough for me
twitter.com/search?q=death stranding Fragile&src=typed_query

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>bonus edition or whatever the fuck its called comes with in game items
>sunglasses
>robot legs
>hat
>armor
See that mountain over there?
You AND your baby can walk over to it and THEN climb it :D
Is the hype for this ugly looking piece of shit legit or are you all trolling

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Well, MGSV was bad, Peace Walker was mediocre, and 4 was bad, so it might be bad.

Pathetic, you cant even muster a retort, kojidrone

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I haven't played 5 yet but 4 was absolute garbage, the actual gameplay is pathetically easy and only lasts like 20 minutes

Stop posting Dylan

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>based nigger! kojima forever!!

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Atleast I get a cool baby thing to go with it

>There are people RIGHT NOW who are going to pass up on the baby and cope years from now about how it doesn't make you a real gamer
Oh no no no!

>OMG! CHEAP CHINESE PLASTIC! KOJIMA DID IT AGAIN

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Im gonna swap out the baby with a haunted doll from ebay

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what are you hype for?
Reedus head garrishly tacked onto a gears of war model minus the cool shit?
The chicken dance enemy dodging?
The motorbike looking thingo that chucks a mono in the vid for some unexplained reason?
The baby gimmick?
The endless hi rez cutscenes to distract from the actual in game visuals?
All Im seeing is muh Kojima can do no wrong.
Reckon they should have released it ages ago when it didnt look dated

>The endless hi rez cutscenes to distract from the actual in game visuals
Weren't all of MGSV cutscenes in engine?

>MGS4 sucked
>peace walker sucked
>MGSV sucked

can someone explain why this is gonna be good again? it looks like the story is actual drivel with very barebones gameplay

ok but what is a BT

it WONT suck dont SAY that

DONT say that you CANT
It WONT suck it will not
Never ever NO NOT A BAD VIDEO GAME
Not ONCE in my lifetime will I experience a bad game and this is one that WILL be in my life

Its golden years kojima reflecting on his own mortality and the life death cycle
Great for conversation at retirement homes
Not real good for a game

BIG TIDDIES

This. Kojima's writing and game design both went downhill with MGS4 and never really recovered.

NOOOOO THEY'RE NOT GOING TO RELEASE THE GAME IN THE WEST IF YOU KEEP SHITBOMBING THREADS PLEASE

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then we laugh at it for a few weeks, and move on. I hope it's good though.

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GOTYAY
SMB2 DETHRONED AND DEFILED

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>writing
Don't you think that's because a fucking 8 entry series has a bunch of shit you have to work the plot around for it to be interesting? Not too many twists and turns you can inject especially when MGS4 was supposed to tie everything up and PW and V were prequels.
>Game design
Does Kojima even do this?

>Like Kojima would care about what 4channel thinks of his games

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B-but I have power!!!
Mommy says I don't need a job!

>Game design
>Does Kojima even do this?
Yes.

Kojima is actually closely involved in every aspect of his game's development if the credits are anything to go by.

N-N-NOWWMAN
W_WEEEDUS

TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS?
AFTER TAX AND SHIPPING THAT'D COME TO 300 LEAF DOLLARS YOWZA

>But what if it sucks?
You see that moon? You can climb it.

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You gotta admit this character being black adds to his visual design, you don't see a nigger wear a goofy carbon fiber skull mask everyday. It's peculiar. It would be less so if he was white.
After that if he's well written or not i don't know.

Even if it sucks, I want in on Kojima's wild ride and see it through to the end.

Did anyone notice the yellow guys in the trailer had and SS symbol a black hexagon for their logo.

I want that fucking baby

Its going to get the same reception as MGSV I think, but maybe this time the opposite. People like MGSVs gameplay and all the ways to play and interact with the world and enemies. However the story was unfinished and not even good.

This could be good story but lacking enough gameplay because of the lack of things on the overworld to interact with. The map seems so vast that I find it hard to fit in a bunch of bases while your also using ladders and ropes to traverse.

It looked like it most certainly will suck. I'm not talking about things like combat or story, but the thing that ruined RDR2 for me. Realism. If you have such a huge world to traverse then you do it the botw style or any old game. Give me an option to jump down somewhere instead of having to set up a fucking pole so I can rappel down. If it's tedious to traverse the world because realistic animations slow it down then fuck that shit.

It looked like two lightning bolts.

This game needs guns I wanna shoot some niggas!

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It has guns but they don't look like they'll be much help.

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guns are so dum...ranDUM
get it?
Anyways a lot of womynz play video games these days and I for one have been looking for a game that
a) Shows men the pain and suffering a woman goes through to protect her unborn child
b) Allows womyn to empathise with the strong and brave lead character
c)Its Norman Reedus, my husband knows he is the one genuine actor I think is absolutely gorgeous
Will definitely be buying this for my 21 year old son, hopefully he learns a thing or two about being a mother

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Where's this footage from?
I thought I'd seen all the trailers but I don't recognize these clips

nice pic

Jeb Gardeners final episode bruz

imo you should be more worried of death stranding becoming epic store exclusive title

The first trailer was interesting. To see that it is just murrika political crap is disappointing as hell.

kys nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=eD1ywoL19g0
The western trailer didn't have this part.

Kojima knows too much about video games for this not to be good.
It will be good, the only question is whether it will be FUN.

Have sex

Bend over then

It looks slightly less political than MGS, you're the... shitposter of jack shit.

Gaylord lol

So does the SS logo

It wont suck because it will be the greatest movie on Ps4 ever.

>what if
>if

I admit Kojima isn't flawless and did some errors, but the guy is very important to the industry, or at least was.

Modern Kojima isn't the same person, i will try to not hype too much with death stranding, i'm still not sure about the project. (even if i'm more positive for now.) , and beside, it's still Kojima, the game can't be bad, just maybe disappointing, but not bad.

I assumed you were a girl because you type like one

ok so what's the gameplay exactly about ? moving from A to B ? what if you don't make it ?

we didn't get to see any actual gameplay until this trailer, so I assume he's being extremely coy about showing what you can do. It'll probably be pretty bog standard third person shooter mechanics with some gimmicks and cool exploration tools. Probably not bad but the emphasis here looks like it's gonna be on story and world building

It'll be like Days Gone. You run around between these towns/cities doing missions and killing homo demons.

>ps4 movie
>gameplay

>Death Stranding will feature asynchronous online multiplayer, allowing players to help one another out without interference. Oh, and you can’t die in the traditional sense.

>Additional gameplay details for Death Stranding have been provided, shedding light on the title’s social multiplayer feature.

>According to the game’s official page, you will be able to help other players “without ever crossing paths.” Via asynchronous online gameplay, you will be able to send and receive supplies, share safe houses, and “walk in the footsteps of fellow couriers.”

any game with multiplayer feature will suck automatically

>Scientology the game
>Theatans got woke, humanity went broke edition

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there is no such thing as "typing like a girl", its just typing.

based

BUUU

True. Those guys seem to have baby-radars but no visible baby.

I think you mean Christianity: The Game

This is literally The Remaining: Kojimbo Edition

Based.
Seething Nincels enternally BTFO.

Now this is the story all about how
Kojimas rife got fripped, turned upside down
And I'd rike to take a minute just sit wight there
I'll tell you how Kojima made a game about baby care

In Setagaya Tokyo born and raised
Making Metal Gear was where Kojima spent most of his days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And pumping out MGS in the charts it ruled
When a couple of weebs, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I made MGS 4 then everybody got scared
And said "You're going to make a walking sim that teaches baby care"

I toiled for years and when release date came near
Joosten come to my dojo and I pay her with beer
If anything I could say game unique and rare
No one make walking game with addon baby care

I hoping game reviewer give 7 or 8
And my fanboys say they really like ladder
I finally finish game it finally there
I teach all these manchild to grow up and baby care

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How did Kojima get cozy with all these C-list celebrities and direct this game when he can barely speak english? Does he actually have an interpreter with him?

Based

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He probably speaks English fine. Probably.

>Mads Mikkelsen, Del Toro, Lea Seydoux
>C-List

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You'll be able to later on.

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It's a 1:1 man
>Theatans are ghost who want to reconnect to life and so seek out human hosts
>Theatans cause negative human emotion. (The crying when You're sensitive to them)
>Ayy lmao goo ghosts.

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I only heard of Del Toro. The rest: Complete unknowns to me until this game.

Based

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who tf is dillon

And how do you explain the fact that literal Hell is in the game?

thetans are basically your consciousness.
parents raised me scientologist its gay i know.

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>months away from coming out and already cutting content
I knew he'd be able to outdo mgsv

It already showed it wasn't a walking simulator, so Kojima delivered.

trannies and SJWs hate femininity because they don't have any and would rather demonize anyone that enjoys it than try to improve themselves
truly the worst mindvirus to infect this shit modern society

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It pepbably will in terms of gameplay, just like every fucking MGS, but like those the story and characters will be good and it'll have a lot of poetic bullshit which is always fun

you need to approach problems at the paradigm level. attacking maladjusted individuals is like targeting the symptoms caused by cancer rather than the cancer itself.
think of who misedjucates these people and teaches them it's acceptable to be a big fat slob.

what does dillon mean?

Kojima fans will blame Sony, because they gave him money and time (no deadline) to make a game. Instead, he he flew around and had dinners with famous people so he can get likes on Facebook and Instagram.

In the Christian context it's not just the realm for the souls of the damn but the realm of Satan/Lucifer/Attar. I have yet too see any reference to him.

probably someone who triggered them in another thread. they need to simplify the criticism as being from some autismo, because they're kojidrones

I'll never understand these people, can they find enjoyment in nothing but their own conceited outrage?

>
this is all true, but i have no means to stop those who teach this bullshit (elite collegiate/grad school types).
The only thing I can think of is to have my own children and raise them immune to the modern leftist mind virus and pray that they live long enough to do the same.
The paradigm you're talking about will probably collapse in on itself pretty soon with how mindfucked people are becoming

Lucifer is not the master of hell, he is there to suffer just like any other sinner.

But he should be there. So it's not a direct reference to Christianity. Maybe just religion in general because there are other religions with the same concepts of the after life.

you can spread awareness, most people just focus on sperging about "muh sjw's" etc which isn't helpful, it's a distraction. and best of luck keeping your kids from that shit, however you dont homeschool them they will literally be wards of the state and be raised by strangers nearly as much if not more than by their parents
btw, look into the sexual revolution and cultural relativism - you may find a some striking facts about the patterns of the people behind all of it

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He's not there (at all times) because he found a way to get out

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Well my hope is that the food will be rendered in extreme detail with an in depth minigame to eat it.

The President, Amelie, played by Lindsay Wagner, dies early in the game at like 78 or something. In the land of the dead she reverts to her young body and red dress like you see in the trailer.

Pretty obvious I suppose, but I haven't seen anybody say it

Wasn't there something about Sam being the son of the President of Jack Shit? Mama could be her younger self.

MGSV but even less compelling

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>you may find a some striking facts about the patterns of the people behind all of it
(((them)))?

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Yeah but the whole death gimmick is more ancient Egyptian based. Were one isn't really dead but has to face constant battle and trial in order to sit among the God's (Or in this case, get back to the living) in the after life.

I honestly have no idea what people see in this shit, Kojima has proved time and time again that, when working solo, his games are shit.

>the only movies he watches are made by Disney
>he thinks he can dictate how actors are perceived by the moviegoing public

Why are they bullying the Japanese man for his poor grasp of English conventions?

people will still sing its praises. its too big to fail and kojimadrones will literally defend anything

>HURR WW NEED TO UNITE AS ONE HUMAN RACE NO MORE WARS WE NEED TO SEE THE MOON DURR
MGS1 was a fluke, kojima is a leftist cuck hack.

No one but those with the bridge babies or special powers of some kind can leave the hell dimension, it seems. I wager that getting out involves leaving the baby somehow, which would explain the fucked up baby dolls strewn about the place. It could even be construed that Mads is going into hell to fish out babies left there, if him caring for one and promising that it will get to grow up is anything to go by.

Sam's hologram device reads "satanic function" at the bottom

HOW DARE YOU FUCK BLOWNAMI KOJIMBO DINDU NUFFIN

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of whomever do you speak?

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>when working solo
Every game he's made since Policenauts has been a collaborative effort and had multiple writers. This one isn't any different.

God I hope the story is actually interesting and worth the time/money I'm putting in because I'm contracting hype from everyone around me but fucking hell it's just a walking simulator

Still a bit pissed about MGSV, but I think it looks interesting. So I will give it a chance.

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You literally don't know that. If anything, it's impossible that it's only a walking simulator. The entire game isn't just up in the mountains of fucking Iceland. You clearly go to other maps at some point, including some cities or towns.

i want baby-powered clicking fan scanner to give me a rimjob

It's 100% shit
the only good part about the trailer was the song in the background, that was hype. literally anything is hype when you play that song on the background

what has nintendo done to you for you to blame them for everything bad that happens?
are you okay, user?

oh yeah like that one time we got fooled into thinking there was a second jungle map in MGS V but actually that one jungle clip was 1/15 of the Angola-Zaire northeast corner with a single scripted mission set there

Fuck Kojima, I'm never buying a single shitty barren wasteland outpost capturing simulator by that dumb hack ricekike

It's funny sure but are you new or something? It's like all you saw were those those Sony/Nintendo threads and assumed that what every post is about

It's Kojima post Konami it will not suck.

WALLS BAD
WAR BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
LET REFUGEES IN
SMOKING BAD (but I keep it in my games anyways lol)

This last trailer showed ghost whale monstrosities, a warzone, guns, bandits tracking your packages and hunting you, and vehicles

how do you know post Konami Kojima is good when he hasn't even made anything since then?

Faith nigga....faith!

Ehy is she screaming at Steven Universe?

he accused her of corporate bootlicking; of being a Gamer

>cinematic adventure

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Saved. Thanks user.

I can't make that out

That shit comes with the console itself right?

Other people have pointed it out too

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my eyes

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