>enemy can backstab you
Enemy can backstab you
my farts have been super stinky today, they take quite a bit of effort to fire out too
you have cancer
k
>enemies drop healing items
is the joke that the dog looks like he's fisting the other dog?
You need a good assfucking to clear out your colon.
>enemies have attacks with long charging animations
who'd want to fuck a dirty stinkhole?
What in the fuck
yes...
Post enemy can attack you from all sides webm
Papa Nurgle blessed you
my sides
Overcome, improvise, adapt
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
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This looks like a triple X blood borne boss from sad panda.
interesting, I might try that technique tonight
But there's no dog porn here.
>enemies can only traverse areas they captured
I've been having that problem to, but thats because I was drinking a lot last night.
Also, I've seen this post in other threads. why are you doing this? for the (you)s?
God I wish that were me
Is that shit? How is this possible?
>Enemy reveals his true form
>main character's final scene is live action
well I ate a shit load of pizza last night and this morning so i'm sure that's where my problem stems from
>some enemies can disguise themselves as lower tier enemies
This is exactly why I don't like jacking off in front of pets.
so... this is the... power of... man's best friend... whoa
Owner was a liberal.
what are some games that lets me play as a dog?
What's the story on this picture? Like I get the floors being covered in shit if those dogs were locked up, but why are the walls splattered with it? Why is the sink on the floor? Did something explode?
Does it have mud on its eyeballs
>enemies can disrupt the players communication
Hoarders.
>enemy units can corrupt the land and make it unusable for others
motherfucking ouroboros
Someone obviously exploded
A weapons to surpass Metal Gear
>Enemies can fly
Eat more fiber you fat fuck.
This isn't funny. This is what happens when you don't give them partners late into life. They become extremely sexually frustrated. Dogs have short lifespan compared to humans. Imagine not having sex for over 20 human years.
>enemy leader was corrupting lower tier enemies to fight you
The dogs would play fight and get covered in shit then shake it off
>enemy misses its attack
>Imagine not having sex for over 20 human years.
Soak your head you ninny
A Dog's Life for PS2.
This shit is hilarious
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>Imagine not having sex for over 20 human years.
hehe yeah imagine that
you probably ate something with too much condiment or too much bread, avoid bread and consume liquids, avoid condiments
>Imagine not having sex for over 20 human years.
based!
>Enemies can set traps
Fuck that one's spooky. You made me increase the gamme just to check if there was something behind.
>game spawns high level enemies in a low level area
god I wish that was me
Where do you think we are?
Why the fuck did he stop jogging?
shit like this makes me feel better about my shitty normal chair
>this isn't funny
yes it is.
top b8
m-maybe they are p-p-playing, right?
Hah yeah...imagine
Pitbulls, correct?
Thought they were well trained dogs for a second and not nigger pits.
this got me
very subtle
That's pretty easy to imagine
>best human friends
Yeah, imagine...
>enemies try to startle you with jumpscares
>enemies can climb trees
They cute
someone shop that remote on tim sweeney's face
GTA V
that is one chubby doggo
What a pussy, I could've taken those dogs no problem.
aww they're playing :)
You're going to have to demonstrate for me to believe that
ok that just made my day, thank you user
Getting attacked by dogs or other animals is terrifying. At least when it's a gang of niggers there's a chance they're just after your money, they'll beat you up, take your wallet, and leave you on the ground.
Those dogs will keep ripping you apart piece by piece until you're dead.
why the fuck would you not fight back?
I don't think humans tween to teenage girls excluded care much about the sexual frustration of animals, considering the 'humane' solution is to have them fucking neutered/spayed.
This is why I can't take vets or people that call themselves dog/cat lovers that also support the chemical castration of 'man's best friend' seriously, it's only done to make man's life easier and completely destroys any chance that animal has of fulfilling its biological imperative.
Humans are the shittiest animals ever.
>downed enemies can call call for help
>other characters trust the villain and fail to see how truly evil he is despite constant warnings
The most impressive thing is that it could get down without falling.
>Enemies dont fly so good
>Imagine not having sex for over 20 human years.
I get so fucking anxious watching this.
ya just know
>enemies can smile at you :)
>When you can recognize hentai with a cropped object in it's background
It's too late to turn back now
holy based
>Imagine not having sex for over 20 human years.
there are already many many more dogs than people willing to have them as pets. Letting your dogs reproduce just means creating a dozen puppies nobody can take care of, which means they either get to be put down or thrown out to live on scraps in the streets.
how did the dogs not just die from infection
>enemies can chase you unto higher floors
>AI is retarded
Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs
Dogs can unironically sense fear
I worked for an animal hospital and a shelter before that, the rescues naturally form a pack and if they or any other dog starts stepping up like they are gonna fuck with you the key is to go absolutely apeshit and make yourself as loud and big as possible while moving towards them
Running or pulling away triggers their kill instincts, rush them while screaming or better yet banging a pan and they freak out
>that last split second
>breeds designed for pit-fighting
>friends
I would put down every Pitbull in the world if I had the time and ammunition
The tail looks like that other dogs fisting it.
>enemies can be boxed in with physics objects
>enemies can seduce you
Nah you're just seeing things dude
my dog is definitely frustrated but he's also still full of energy despite being pretty old
We never had his balls chopped off because he had a liver issue (couldn't use anesthetics) and now that it's cleared up we still probably won't do it because he's too old.
enjoy taking a couple years of life off your dogs when you neuter em
Fucking pitbulls. Not only are they child killers, but they're also ugly as shit. Why would anyone want to own one?
>enemy with a type disadvantage wins anyways
Panic sets in. It's why deer freeze in front of cars
He is fighting back retard. He just can't do shit because they're too strong and there's too many.
man those are some happy rabbits
kick them in the stomach god damn it
even the hardiest of dogs will get downed in a few kicks to the solar especially if you have strong legs like a jogger.
Now I believe in reincarnation!
Here's your (you)
You see what you want
>to the solar
people should really relize how dangerous these animals are and why they should be euthanized before they reproduce and start training pitbulls
This is fake for so many reasons.
The cylinders in chairs aren't pressurized other than by the weight of the person sitting on it. That isn't nearly enough pressure to fail, and even if it was the valve would fail, not the cylinder.
The captive cylinder is still in place in the picture.
There's no blood on the chair.
Dried blood doesn't look like that, it's paint.
Every drop of "blood" was clearly dropped from directly above. There's no splatter.
Come on, if you're going to spread around fake shit, at least work at it.
2 types of people get pitbulls:
Niggers, wiggers, and spics who want a "tough" dog
White cucks who are so into the "it's the trainer not the breed XD" meme and so up their own ass they think their amazing intellect will be able to turn that monster into a loving pet
same shit they do with minorities
This is fucking horrible.