This is what $150 looks like

This is what $100 thousand looks like (plus $2 million pocketed by Ryan Schott)

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because mods are huge nintedrones, didn't you notice all the nintendo stickies?

Why did you make the bottom of Ryan's picture grainy to make it look like he has more facial hair?

>crank isn't what powers the device like those crank powered radios

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name one other console with a crank

Keep your Nintendo boogeymen out of this, okay?

Smash threads died out in like August though

God I fucking want one

That's gay

Soulya Game

Rent free

if the crank is used to recharge the battery, it is a great idea, if not, that's the most stupid shit of the decade

you look me in the eye and tell me that you'd actually prefer to charge a gameboy by spinning a crank for half an hour than having an additional control method

when was the last sony thing worth stickying?

i do NOT prefer to charge it by hand because i am a lazy asshole, but you can save money with that method, you can even bring it to a cabin in the wood and play it forever. I simple state that the idea is good, im not into portable consoles.

Now you look me in the eye and tell me why that's not a good idea

trannies are already triggered by this thing, I can't remember why

oh yeah, they wanted to trademark 'play date' which is some convention or event or organization

What even is this shit?

That would be pretty based and redpilled way of spending time actually

ouya portable edition

it looks like an entire console for games that look worse than vib ribbon

>implying silicon valley basedboys can engineer a low-power video game console that can be charged with a crank
The games are probably orders of magnitude larger than the largest game boy ROM (2MB) despite being pixelshit with less logic going on than the average bing bing wahoo.

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Looks like shit and I can't seem to find a reason to buy this aside from collecting purposes. Collectors are generally retarded people so that's that

>we get to watch another ouya crash and burn
thank you Jesus

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LMAO WTF

>Now you look me in the eye and tell me why that's not a good idea
You'd literally have to go to the middle of the woods before it became a useful feature, and by that point you realize the system doesn't even have a backlit screen. Point being that the only places you can use it are places that tend to have power outlets and how much energy can it possibly take to run the games it's playing anyway?

It's an electronic Mutoscope
Who the hell would pay $150 for that

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I'm working on pre ordering as we speak

Why can’t it do both at the same time I mean it’s 2019 we should be able to use it in games and have it charge the console

This cant be real

my dick

i see your point and i agree for the most, it can be usefull in places with no source of power or markets to buy some battery but that crank is not designed for that, it is some hipster faggotry, i can't see the point of having that crank if it isn't for a use of recharging

I'll buy one on the used market for 30 dollars.

>been seeing threads of that thing for a while now
>click on this to see what that thing is
>see a crank

What the fuck is this thing?

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The "games" on this toy will be guaranteed garbage since they won't reveal anything about them. Literally a scam, if you fall for it reconsider your life choices.

is gonna to be huge! belive me!

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you really can't put like 100 smash threads on /vg%

Better put a seat belt on your avocado so it doesn't kill itself in the fridge lmao

I think we can both agree that on the whole it's a massive waste of money

Old games were almost all coded in Assembly because how else would you fit a whole game inside of a 32KB chip?. No one needs to do that now with modern high level languages

How can you not know about the most anticipated console of the year?

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Have you ever used that crank with the lightbulb they have at science fairs? Do you have any idea how hard and how long you'd have to crank that to get any value out of that as a power source?

What the fuck even is this thing?

Jackie Chan

...

shake up what? with laughter?

The crank could make a perfect Tempest spinner

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CRANK!

for real. Someone else make some art. I can't keep using mine.

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>if you hate nintendo you must like sony

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No really what is this?

Wait, he actually went and saw Ghostbusters even though he said he wouldn't? What a fucking cuck

>150
So basically nothing? I spend more on that at lunch.

how dare you point out blatant forced marketing

why if this were reddit, you'd be downvoted a lot !

Because they're not generals you fucking autist.

Anyone who seriously posts this "Games I don't like should be moved to /vg/!" Bullshit need to kill themselves ASAP.

>right handed only
fuck naw.

damn really? can you take me out to lunch sometime?

you fat hungry fuck

The people making this dumb shit trademarked Playdate and tried to tell some convention using the name Playdate that it had to change its name, and said convention is some tranny thing

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So is it a system where you can buy mini games or a nes mini type with a bunch of preloaded games on it?

get fucked, leftie

Is that supposed to be a bargain because that sounds overpriced for what I'm seeing on the screen.

its on the wiki and cited
but who really cares

Buying meals with premium ingredients and wine is expensive you fucking simpletons.

Ps2

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not if you go somewhere that doesn't gouge your dumbass

Lol no it isn't fatty

The games dont interest me on this shit, but when i found out it was made by teenage engineering now i need to know what the audio hardware is like on this this, does it have audio out of somekind and does it have a dev kit.

$150 for a synthesizer made by teenage engineering might be a steal.

The OP 1 they make is fucking cool, but seriously over priced its about $1400.

Yikes, that's pretty problematic.

Well, fuck it has a headphone jack. I really need to know what the audio hardware is like in this thing, if they produce a little audio program as one of the games i kind of fucking want one.

Some little sampler bullshit that you can mess around with the time shift with the crack might be kind of fucking cool.

This is how they will sell it, by making a synthesizer disguised as a game console. Screencap this post, Playdate will reach Game Boy levels of popularity among chiptune musicians.

It might be a complete fucking gimmick thought for sure, but for 150 it has me interested, especially since i know some programmers who might be able to write software for it, im a musician and this thing gives me flashbacks to the weird music shit on the gameboy camera or the snes or even the korg cartridge for the nintendo ds.

Potentially for me personally, if it does something internesting musically it might be worth the $150, i dont really give a fuck about any potential games on the thing other than a nice tetris clone i guess.

or you could buy a vita instead

the choice is yours

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The Teenage Engineering OP1 had a tape loop like function as one of the many programs in it.

>pic related

Tell me they are not going to use the crack to move tape loops like you can on the OP 1.

If this thing does any functions that the regular teenage engineering hardware does this thing will sell gangbusters once the musicians find out about it because teenage engineering shit is crazy expensive normally, pic related is like $1400 new

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

What the fuck is that image? Why is the thumbnail Death Stranding?

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I dont know, some weird bug with the forum, a post with the thumbnail just turned up in that death stranding thread.

How odd.

It's Moot's fault

Ah, so that's what the crank does. Nobody could anwser it a few days ago. Still not buying though.

>1-bit
I want the fucktards that don't understand computers to fucking leave.

why is it called teenage engineering?
what's teenage about it?

you look a bit mad

Proof?

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fuking kek

>niche indie fuckboy spinny box
>not good enough that it ticks all their favorite jerkoff boxes
>not good enough that they have a bunch of japs and other foreign people
>trying to shame spinny box for not having women when they could only get 12 devs on the entire planet to make something for their gimmick shit

the absolute state of kucktaco

fukcing kek

>1 bit handheld

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They're not wrong if they're talking about the graphics.

>crank on the dick
>not on the back like an old fashioned tin robot to appeal to the niche indie collector crowd
absolute dummy
unless it's supposed to be a boy? Then i'll let it slide

the crank cycles the cpu you wouldn't understand unless you grew up using an older computer. it gives the games a more analog feel

Who is this designed to appeal to? Looks like a shitty hipster gameboy with minimalistic games.

Me. I have a crank fetish

You know what else gives games a more analog feel?
Analog sticks

Except that's clearly more than "1-bit" graphics, as the screen has more than 4 pixels on it (which is what you can index with a 1-bit by 1-bit graph). "N-bit" has always referred to the CPU architecture of the device, and only computer illiterate morons think it refers uniquely to the number of different colors the screen displays. The constraints of N-bit architecture also limit the size of the palette, but it's about the computer architecture, not the palette.

This is why retro 8-bit style games can have more than 256 colors: the point is to have the gameplay be similar to games created for limited 8-bit architecture, not to slavishly recreate the exact same graphics.

This is funny on many levels.

this is like some parody warioware shit

Why don't you crank my dick!

I paid less for a computer desk with a marble top, admittedly at a discount but yeah.

WOW IS THIS A WHITE MALE VIDEO GAME?

>less than half the price
>ABXY, LR, start+select
>runs Genesis, SNES, and GBA at full speed
GEE

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>No crank

He said he wouldn't review it.

TE only contributed with their hipster design ethics, this thing isn't a synth and there is no way in fuck it will have any "signature TE synthesis" shit like the OP-1 has. And just like the OP-1 there will be jack shit support for any kind of homebrew or custom shit.

Cranklet confirmed

What games do you even play on this? Are they all gonna be clones of Prince of Persia: marble machine?

will there be porn games I can crank it to?

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so how does this differ from a cheap mcdonalds toy?

Why did GPH have to die?
These Chinese handhelds always have such bad build quality vs. GPH's Korean stuff.

How long till we can emulate

It doesn't make you happy and it doesn't come with a meal.

So you can watch a movie?

But it doesn't have meme.

>Playdate will reach Game Boy levels of popularity among chiptune musicians

Chiptune musicians have long began to make their own devices that don't have shitty cranks.

No refills.

looks autistic

avgn doesnt own cinemassecre? how is he only worth 100k? he as millions of ?iews

If it launches with a LIMITED Rick and Morty skin I'm buying TEN!!!

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baste

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Post superior crank devices

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>white males decide to make something
>kucktaku: UGH like can you stop being so WHITE and MALE please it's 2019?

mcdonalds stuff is fun and taste good

are these straps so I can wear the avocado as a sandal or am I missing something?

what is this disesae that i have that makes me feel like i should put my hand inside this thing just because it is something i can do

I could see it being a semi-successful niche product that's novelty for some if it costs $10-$15. But $150 is just total insanity. I can't even see the biggest hipster buy into this.

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why, my peenus weanus of course :)

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ITT: superior crank devices - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahah!

This is a dumb fucking product but people also willingly pay 800 dollars for a tee with a brand name so it doesnt surprise me that they'll sucker buyers with more money than sense.

Homosexuality.

Depending on how many they produce it might be well worth the $150 considering it's an almost guaranteed flop and 20-30 years from now may be an extremely rare and valuable novelty.

Based

Which one?

Your will be done, Master.

holy shit this thing is hilarious
WHO THE FUCK thought that adding a fucking CRANK to a handheld console is a good idea? o i am laffin

Someone needs to nuke Sillicon Valley.
This is almost as bad as Juicero.

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this soi boi did

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The position of the B button is the worst part about this thing

Can your dick run Doom?

He's the actor but AFAIK Mike writes most of the scripts

Stop spamming the catalog with these threads.

Is the crank in her pants?

trump voter

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