What

So what the fuck is the plot to this game?

What did Kojima mean by that?

First tool was the spear

Why would you want to play Kojimbo's latest disappointment you falseflagging NIGGER

Fukushima was the genius behind the good MGS games. Kojima was just the hack taking all the glory.

>first tool was a stick
Is Kojima rarted?

Hes right but his english makes it look bad.
Hes saying after using sticks as tools cavemen needed rope next to make more advanced tools Tie a rock to a stick to make a club, make bows, tie hides together to make simple clothing.

I realized he's good at making shallow shit appear deeper than it really is
You'd see the Skulls in the MGS5 trailer and think they'd be the coolest shit with an interesteing backstory but in the end it was not-nanomachines

Nobody knows

> #DeathStrading
What did he mean by this?

how the fuck does he not know english still

Social media bad

>spear
Please no more survive gameplay. Tell me this game has no durability stat

Reminder the plot will be a lot more simple than you all imagine it'll be and the real ruse is the speculation in your head

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He watched all those western movies he likes with subs. Its the same reason weebs don't learn any actual japanese after watching anime for a decade.

she breathes water through her skin

Wrong. The first tools weren't sticks. Stone lithics were. To pound on edibles and other stone. Kojima, stop fucking tweeting and just fucking develop the game already.

Somebody fucked with the ghoul realm and now there are fucked up ghosts killing America.
The only survivors are holed up in separated cities with little contact between them because everything else is full of ghosts.
Your job is to connect them all and save the US, or something to that effect.
There's also a bunch of ghost-loving terrorists.

Most Japanese, even Westaboos will never learn English as long as they have everything they need in their own country.

I feel like this narrative was ripped directly from The Spirits Within and Annihilation.

learning foreign languages takes dedication, you can't just randomly pick one up even if you're constantly consuming media filled with it

oh cool Yea Forums contrarians at it again

>#DeathStrading
>Strading
So as said

Pretensious bullshit and now he's pretending he's a genius for putting fucking ladders in a game, the same way he takes credit for inventing Stealth despite the first stealth game coming out almost a decade before Metal Gear.

>so as said

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CERN opened their portal

I wouldn't be surprised Kojimbo plagarises everything.

i think it isn't somethiing he came up with, but a japanese saying. I think thats what the "so as said" means

Learning english is really hard for the japanese.

How so? English is the easiest language to learn

Annihilation?

>stick
benis
>rope
ropes of cum

solved

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He wrote the same thing in Japanese. His English is just bad:

"最初に人類が発明した道具は、悪しき者を遠ざける「棒」、次に良き者を引き寄せる道具の「紐」だと言われる。上下の移動手段において、ジャンプしか出来なかったビデオゲーム黎明期の人型2Dプレイヤーが、使った最初の道具は「梯子」。そして、次に「紐」だと言われる"

I'm not a translator, but I think this would be more accurate:
It is said that the first two tools that man invented were a 'rod' with which he pushed away wicked things and a 'rope' with which to pull good things closer.
For the characters within the earliest of video games who could do nothing but jump, the first tool was a 'ladder' with which to move vertically. Then a 'rope'.

Interestingly, he uses 紐 rather than 縄.
紐 is more like a string, cord or thread than a rope as we would usually envision which is encompassed by 縄.

lol

Death Stranded looks genuinely awful so far.

>stick
>invented

I don't think that's how it works

>nigger thinks he is on to something profound
>its just fucking gibberish
Twitter sucks.

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lmao wut. Why would a language that has no cognates and a different grammar be easiest to learn?

Pretty sure japanese people have some learning blockage, they can't pronounce words that don't end in vowels or 'n'
English terms are used a lot in Japan, even basic shit like 'seatbelt' or 'chicken', they just butcher the fuck out of the language

I don't get it?

I he talking about the day of the rope?

see he just failed really badly at translating his own words.

It's because of how language acquisition works, psychologically speaking.
It's difficult to produce sounds you are not exposed to from an early age.
Try as you might, it would be very difficult for you to pronounce Japanese, or perhaps an African language, correctly.

English is hard.

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It's a short story by Kobe Abe

I want to die between those thighs.

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What did he mean by this?

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he has a responsibility to if he's so active in the english sphere of the internet with so many eyes on him. he has been for probably a decade at least. enough is enough.

yeah they have a whole alphabet dedicated to butchering other languages called katakana. it's quite clever.

How much hack could a hackman hack if a hackman could hack hack?

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You keep using that word and you don't know what it means.
They were a good pairing. The problem is Kojima becoming an auteur somehow means Fukushima coulda done it without him. False. It was a case of right talent at right time at right place. The fact you don't even mention Murata for fucking Snake Eater says all I need that everybody in here that calls Kojima a hack doesn't know fucking shit about the franchise.

We finally have a release date. I guess he got bored with using Sony mony to travel the world and pretend to be a hollywood big shot with stars who don't know who this gook fuck is.

He knows how to speak it better than your fucking Japanese. I'll never understand people that mock bilinguals. They are, by decree, better than you.

Visionary Hackman

It takes very little conditioning to learn how to pronounce different languages though, unless you're japanese.
Romance languages just like japanese are very heavy on vowels yet they don't have a hard time learning english

Kojima is a 50yo man who's been consuming western media all his life and worked with non-japs for half of it yet he can't say "Did you like it?" right

>everyone on 4chang is mutt

Actually the first tool man likely used was a sharpen rock to help peel away animal flesh. The next was maybe a sharpened stick because humans were still prey and rival human tribes were wandering harems looking to add, not share.

>I guess he got bored with using Sony mony
inb4 Sony cut him short just like Konami and the game is just as unfinished as MGS5
Imagine the shitstorm

>by decree
I understand what you mean from the context but you should look up what you actually said

Big Boobies :D

You know what else is hard?

I'm pretty sure the first tool man "invented" was a rock to use as a hammer. And the rope wasn't invented for a very long time after that.

>Mads Mikkelsen at the end of the latest trailer is Kojima talking to us
>I'll show you the real thing soon
>you'll be able to go wherever you want in this wide wild world
>even the moon

Does he mean the world of Death Stranding is procedurally generated using real data of the Earth (and the Moon)?

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There's going to be a special journalist event at e3. Kojoma will personally dress up like a spooky ghost and hang rope from all the hotel room doors which will act as invitiations

Kojima doesn't have creativity,he just watched 2001 too much

\I have authority, user.

Rocket science?

no but I suspect moon level

Nah it just means that there is like a 5 minute mission on the Moon or something like that

KojiPro mascot confirmed Sam Porter Bridges

Romance languages have consonants.
Within the Japanese syllabary, all sounds encompass a vowel and so it is difficult for native Japanese speakers to create sounds which don't include a vowel as it is not something existent within their own language (but for one exception).

I think most languages consist of sounds contained within English. A fair point of comparison would be an English-speaker trying to learn a language which includes sounds that don't appear in English, like the clicks and gutteral noises in African languages.

It was actually Todd Howard in a Mads mask

vimeo.com/68418200

oh shit I forgot about the fucking ludens mascot being an astronaut

but the first thing they invented was the umbilical chord, which is a rope. so hes wrong.

Based stroke poster

Death Stranding (Polyphony Digital, 2013)

youtu.be/Nl2ZWx6HwCs?t=35

Also, the background music in this vaguely reminds me of Pink Floyd

>have extremely asian organic chemistry professor in college
>learning about NMR spectroscopy
>she can't pronounce NMR correctly
>sounds like enema
>can't go to class without laughing like an idiot every 5 minutes

You sound jealous, in all honesty.

He's talking about social media and the dynamic between pulling/pushing people away but we already had the philosophical death stranding thread so now we have to have the shitposting one.

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the fuck he say

the last straight white male has to transport his last sperm to impregnate the last white virgin before the interdimensional jewish paedophiles molest the remnants of america

She can science my rocket anyday.

She is surprisingly cute for a porn star. Most Pornstars are either fugly inna face or hot, but she's cute.

Sounds like you don't watch much porn, good for you

Fukushima wrote MGS 1-3 and left because Hackjumbo got all the credit and was memed into this game design "genius"
Now he is hanging out with all these tryhard pseudo-intellectual d-list actors and directors, thinking they are his friends. Go figure.

most of it doesn't do it for me.

The plot is irrelevant to the symbology, but the general consensus is that dying results in you being integrated into the giant monster, but dying/death is also the only way to traverse to different 'strands' (places people are located).

i don't go around japan and japanese internet butchering the language you stupid faggot. if i did, i would learn it. i would not call what is in the OP "bilingual" although i'm not a dipshit so maybe some would.

what's her name?

You consider this a response? You basically admitted you know jack shit other than your primary language, you stupid sod.

Miller is Ocelot

i don't go around japan and japanese internet butchering the language you stupid faggot. if i did, i would learn it. i would not call what is in the OP "bilingual" although i'm not a dipshit so maybe some would.

Why dont you enlighten us on what the first tool man could have primarily used as the first weapon you stupid fuck??

WALLS BAD
WAR BAD
IMMIGRANTS GOOD
HILARY PRESIDENT
IMPEACH DRUMPF

I played every single mission of V looking for a twist or spin in Quiet's character that would make her more interesting but in the end there was nothing. It was like she was created by a 12 yo

Rock. Early man of tool using intellect lived in planes. And trees aren't common in planes what with them needing ground for their roots.

Actually walls good in this game, the thing that wants to unite everybody is a literal eldritch horror that is uniting everyone to enslave them.
The point is that people want to have their diverse social communities, but too much isolation is a bad thing.

Imagine being too low IQ to appreciate pure Kojimbo kino

Your being ignorant for the sake of it

reminds me of the leak from like 2 years ago about this game. In fact, this trailer kind of matched up with that leak.

based

>all Kojimas Hollywood friends get in the game
>He doesn't
How could Kojima do this to him bros?

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He needs to either learn english, stop pretending that he knows it or use a translator. Shit is embarrassing.

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Yes, and?

I cant imagine how SEETHING western devs are at Kojima. Most vidya writers and directors are hollywood wash outs while this little gook is out there with two of greatest directors in this generation actually appearing in his shitty game. lmao

would've been ludo

No, it's kojima talking to the players that by being peace loving hippies and taking the leftist kool-aid, we can achieve great things

>using a ladder and a rope to deal with the bad ones
Yep, Kojima has done it: he's created the ultimate lynching game.

That's what mgs was so that shouldn't be a surprise.

Imagine being so retarded you can't understand this game. Fucking brainlets.

He can't make it too obvious that Doritopope is going to rig all the awards for him no matter how shit his "game" will be.

Look at this pretentious hack trying to sound deep and shit.

Did someone say rope?

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"Nukes bad" is understandable, especially coming from a jap. This is full-blown leftist propaganda

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

he will be revealed as a giant fluid lad connecting BTs, just you wait

How? please don't claimhe meant trumps wall with that tweet.

This is stupid, Chico was a cut boss as he was the equivalent to Grey Fox for this game.

So it's the plot for FF: The spirits within with human ghosts instead of alien ghosts. Brava kojimbambino, Brava.

I thought the rope was for kys

You messed up KoKo

>just now saw the trailer

what

Yet you seem to have no problem butchering the English language. Why not try out a few more?

I want to make passionate love with you on a beach somewhere with the full moon as our only source of light.

sauce?

He is using a translator, his assistant does the english twitter.

Is this dude actually retarded?

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I legit could make a better story than Kojima at this point

The word is legitimately.

Literally all games should have a PC release.

It was obviously the stone itself

Clearly it was our hands.

you don't think it be like it is but it do so as said

I only game on PC and have no intention of playing pseud garbage, but he's not talking about anything deep. As in he's not talking about sticks being man's first invention to keep others away and ropes/cords/lines/tethers to keep the things we want close to us (chains to keep our rapeslaves, fishing line (+ stick!) to bring fish to us etc).

He's talking about the plot/gameplay of Death Stranding. Sticks being those electric prods you saw in the trailer and rope being the stuff used to abseiling and scale the rock faces. Probably also something less tangible tethering the dead to the world too he's talking about.

In video game history, video games being mostly a 2D rendered space, you could only go above or below to avoid enemies like in Super Mario etc, so the first two tools invented to navigate such spaces were ladders like the kind in Donkey Kong to climb up shit or ropes to serve the opposite purpose and descend (and later swing like in Pitfall).

There's no deeper commentary, he's probably just sharing how they decided on the fundamental tools of the game.

top kek

kaho shibuya

It's extremely reductive but even then this doesn't account for intermediatry inventions. Nor parallel ones like the a wedge, lever, or even a wheel.

>it's mgsv all over again except this time there no leash to keep kojimbo down on his "philosophical" bullcrap

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>ctrl+F "hack"
>16 results
The asspain is astounding. Don't you have some Hearthstone and Artifact to be playing, PCbabbies?

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You can tell kojimas on that creator high he's about to go IN with the knowledge and tid bits of information on the game lol

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I don't believe this crock of bullshit

sticks and stones came before rope

This man is so thirsty for celebrity cock.

hackdrone

don't worry it was announced for pc back in 2015 before sony marketing told them to shut it until release, like nier automata and 50 other games

Anyone with a normal brain could pick up the story from the release date trailer.

"The first tool man invented was a stick to push away the bad men, the next tool was a rope, or so it is said. In the history of video games, we could only jump to move ourselves up and down, and the first tool used (to move ourselves up and down) was a ladder and then next a rope, or so it is said. Thumbs up rainbow crab."
???

Oh, so we're going to beat bosses to death with the ladder. Got it, Kojima

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SO IT IS WRITTEN