YOU BETTER HELP ME OUT Yea Forums I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!

WHEN I’M RUNNING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE AND THE HOMO DEMONS ARE HOT ON MY ASS BUT I’M OUT OF THAT SWEET CHAD MOTORCYCLE FUEL, YOU BETTER COME FUCKING HELP ME Yea Forums OR I’LL THROW MY WHOLE FETUS AT YOU!!!!!
>DEATH STRANDING is not a stealth game. It is brand new action game with the concept of connection (strand). I call it Social Strand System, or simply Strand Game.

>TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS.
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you faggots better invite me to the Yea Forums clubhouse ingame

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Strand Game

Not sure if we’ll get to go to each other’s strand, but if so then everyone can come over to mine and we’ll have a homodemon cook out

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Why is Mads Mikkelsen so hot, bros?

>every death carries a consequence
fuck this game

>just when I look forward to a game it tries to sneaky deaky in some horse shit multiplayer garbage

>Who are these asshole again?
>homo demons

Unplug your internet you weenie

homo demons > semen demons > regular demons

The S3 plan?

>Unplug my personal computer from the internet
Ya I like watching YouTube videos while I play so that isn't happening

holy shit it sounds boring

Sure buddy. I'll send a supply of dragon dildos.

>>DEATH STRANDING is not a stealth game. It is brand new action game with the concept of connection (strand). I call it Social Strand System, or simply Strand Game.
fucking disgusting. should have made some Instagram Facebook social media Twitch gatcha "MUH CONNECTING PEOPLE" shit while he was at it.
I want my fucking escapism in video games. I don't want to interact with shit breathers out there

alright nigga, I got your back. We got this...

I hope that crap doesn't require an online subscription

It's almost guaranteed to

>PC
>thinking you will get to play a Sony-funded and owned game

LOL NOOBS MAD, HOES MAD

Game looks so fucking good

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The next Yoko Taro game will be a Gacha, mark my words

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source?

If it's not coming to PC I won't play it not worth buying a PS4 for this game and I have no interest in consoles till they have dual screen support

I hope there is potential for griefing.

>Phantom player in a parallel world
>The noise that phantom makes can trigger the BTs in someone else's world
>Get people killed by accident then on purpose

Can you even hate mail someone at that point?

Oldfag detected. Pull out your Ethernet cord and wrap your neck around it

Me and this lil nibba gonna deliver some packages

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never say never

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Not gonna lie the "concept" itself sounds pretty cool. But the same thing can be said about MGSV

>the whole world is in your hands
you guys are alright, don't come to my island tomorrow

TRUEST LAD IN THE THREAD

I present to you, this waifu

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Pretty excited for this, funny how they call the mutated sea life "beached things". I actually don't mind a game with a focus on exploration and traversal over traditional action.

notice how literally nobody gave a shit about a PC port until the trailer came out and suddenly Death Stranding was no longer "eternally delayed vapor ware" but an actual product? Then two things happened: absolute shit heaps of sour grapes over it completly defying all the failure to launch predictions, and dones of PC? PC? PC? seagulls croaking.

Holy fuck i'm an idort and you niggas are embarassing yourselves.

I don't play any multiplayer and I hate when a game tries to integrate it into the single player portions "seemlessly" so it's harder to avoid

this game is actually fuckin insane

I'm ready to get my mind fucked

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Why the fuck do you need dual screen support on consoles you retard? Christ you're such a nigger.

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Do we know it's sea life now? Where is this shit coming from reeee

Kek pls fellow strand no bully

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people cared because there was no ONLY ON PLAYSTATION logo

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For the same reason I need it on PC YouTube on one screen and the game on the other

In the japanese version of the trailer there's a short clip fighting a black tentacle shark

Me too

Absolutely this. Very well said. Those same dudes will be yelling about FF7

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its a shark

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Someone said killing enemies instead of knocking them out in the real world attracts the Beached Things that will fuck your shit.

That’s fair. Not mad at all. What’s your favorite single player game?

thats why the nigga in the trailer ran away

im gonna crater on purpose to fuck all you niggas up lmaoooo

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fortnite

Based Kojipro telling HOMO demons to GET OUT

this makes sense, remember the Homo Demens terrorist executing people outside while they talk about how they're not above causing BT incursions or w/e.

BRO PLEASE CMON MAN HOMO DEMONS

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>decide to accept multiple missions at once
>loaded with cargo, back pack is literally bigger than me
>walk on uncertain terrain, whip out cable to descend to more secure footing
>fuck up prompt and actually sprint
>sam fucking jumps down and fucking dies
A SILENT FAULTY FEELING
A SILENT FALL

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Is she....

/our girl/?

So it is basically a Dark Souls marks/estus refill features?

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I will send help thru Youtube views

aight niggas. when is this coming out?

watch the trailers

later this year, november

See the funny thing is it will more than likely be an Epic Store exclusive since Sony already put Quantic Dream's library onto that storefront.

do you know how to read?

U tell me desu

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Are bridge-babies people?

Guilt free pirate. Thanks sony/epic!

Nov 8, 2019

It literally sounds like that mechanic in Dark Souls where you can leave hints for other players in the world

Similar maybe but more involved.

Its going to be some sort of mechanic like with The Sorrow, I guarantee it. Every person you kill will establish a connection with that person which will end up coming back to bite you in the ass at some point.

>Unpassable obstacles block your path and force you to find different routes
invisible walls confirmed as canon

Everyone you kill turns into the goo ghosts

wtf is that on his neck?

Why do I know your a Switch fag? Oh yeah, because you type like a retard in every thread.

So it's just a courier puzzle game with stealth elements

Official Game page on PlayStation.com
>Assist other players
>Help other travellers without ever crossing paths via asynchronous online gameplay. Send supplies, share safe houses and walk in the footsteps of fellow couriers to reunite civilisation.
playstation.com/en-gb/games/death-stranding-ps4/

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>art not final

I got yo back nigga. Gotta take back our turf from those eldritch fags

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Probably a thermal or advanced nanomachine gills

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>more involved
You can actually play coop in DS you know? This async bullshit is laziest of the laziest caliber.

I’m honestly really excited for this
The exploration and traversal seems really comfy and relaxing and it seems like an interesting gameplay loop

How so? It sounds like a really interesting take on the action adventure genre

Looks fun desu. Is the alien looking overworld supposed to be america before humans or something? it doesn't look like anywhere in reality.

>Is the alien looking overworld supposed to be america before humans or something?
after humans. It's post apocalyptic. Rumor right now is it's apocalyptic in the very literal, very biblical sense.

Oh I see, you're just a shitposting contrarian faggot and don't actually want to discuss the game.

I'm unironically buying a PS4 Pro for this. Really, really hoped it was a PS5 launch title. Fucking Sony.

You get the fetus, I get on the motobike, then we ride deep into homo territory to save our waifus

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This is gonna be the "game of the decade"!!!!

What did they mean by this in the trailer?

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Its interesting how it calls them "terrifying" despite it just being a pile of whale and fish corpses

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there was some sort of cataclysmic/apocalyptic event that brought BTs and all the spooky stuff you see and also changed the landscape. perhaps different times/places/dimensions merged with the world like STALKER or other games. or hell itself what with all the religious imagery and names.

PS5 is suppose to have lots of backward compatibility. You might want to wait.

I hope you can fuck other people up online. Also I really hope that you can beat the bad shit that comes after you for killing if you are skilled. Fuck pussy ass pacifist shit.

My biggest concern is that Kojima is gonna go full Kojima and over-explain all of the crazy shit going on leaving nothing for mystery.

This is one of the most pretentious fucking things I've ever witnessed. Jesus christ, man.

So why does the japanese trailer have extended footage?
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No she's a spoiled Hollywood debutante bitch. Still qt tho.

Guillermo del Toro special appearance, cant wait

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My dead zones are going to be FILLED with ghosts.

>play offline
>get shit ton of supplies
>hop online and help anons out

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i'm literally gonna shit my pants when i hook this up and play this in VR

save me jebus!

Inb4 an entire trail of endless safe houses to every objective

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Is that suppose to be like the MGSV FOBs?

Why was Norman blue at the end of the trailer? Did he survive so many void outs he transcended his own humanity? That felt like the end of the game or something or maybe there’s different endings

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I'm fucking sorry WHAT?

youre one of those retards that think a sufficiently sgrong human could beat a gorilla hand to hand arent you.

what kind of asshole sees eldritch abominations and thinks "i wanna kill it!"

A shark infected with Uroboros virus

because fakka u wittu piggu

Yeah but part of the joy of a game Like this is going to be the social zeitgeist
You want to be there when everyone is playing, even if the benefits are asynchronous

I'd bet it's probably the first time he dies, and thinks there's no escape from that void place so he tries capping himself.

>killing is a bad thing

I guess you could say Death...

...leaves you Stranded

is it just me or does the gameplay look a little clunky

It's a video game. Enemies you can't possibly beat are stupid. Get good scrub.

True and absolute fren right here

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This is my exact reasoning. You can play Dark Souls right now and it's an excellent experience. But it doesn't hold a candle to playing it at release, coming to the Yea Forums general and experiencing it with other people.

I don’t know if I’d say it looks clunky as much as it looks sort of purposefully awkward.
There doesn’t seem to be any enemy lock on or magnesis to keep you attached to them during fist fights or any snap animations
So just avoid combat

Definitely could use some polish

i know you cant bear to have a videogame tell you "no" because you think youre the biggest badass to ever live and nothing can beat you because youre so skilled but.

its a videogame. it can do whatever the fuck to show you whatever the fuck to make you feel whatever the fuck. play some Resident Evil then tell me you need to kill absolutely everything

Exactly
I mean who knows, maybe Death Stranding will have some evergreen longevity to keep players coming back for months and years after launch.
But it’s best to get in early and get the social experience as well as the gameplay experience
Worst case scenario, Sony doesn’t allow forward compatible sales with the PS5, you buy it and DT again and enjoy the post launch magic again

I think this game expects you to be more cautious. I’m assuming you may require special ammunition to take out BTs.

Looks like you can lock on here Idk tho

based & fetuspilled.

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Maybe beating the enemy isn’t the goal but your own survival.
Games are just about interactive problem solving. Not every problem has to be solved with killing

>play some Resident Evil then tell me you need to kill absolutely everything

but you do..and you can...you can even knock out nemesis.

Hell after RE3 the main characters take out walking godzillas with pea shooters, did you think this through?

If you said silent hill maybe you'd have a point here and even that's iffy since barring 1 enemy everyone goes down

based

Then it's a cuck game. Literally not worth anybody's time.

>follow in other player footsteps
>remember trailer having those blue footprints
So you see footprints of other players and where they go.
I will probably walking into many death traps like an idiot and leave a trail for other idiots to follow to their death. I WILL BE KING OF THE IDIOTS

I imagine the friendly player shit in the open will be those footprints. You can find the "safe" paths because of other people's blue footprints, and the bad paths from the orange ones with enemies chasing people.

I wonder how safe houses will be though. Souls Bonfire?

will this game have a minimap?
it better not

>if I can’t have a power fantasy in a game, it’s a cuck game
Maybe if your real life situation wasn’t so depressing, you’d be able to appreciate a wider array of experiences that weren’t solely defined by stroking your ego

>A difficult walking game
You will be fine.

>Rumor right now is it's apocalyptic in the very literal, very biblical sense.

tell me more

Or maybe just little cardboard houses you can sleep in like a homeless person?
Or tiny little cute shanty houses?
I wonder if you can customize safe houses like pokemon secret bases

Oh wow its exactly what I thought it would be.
Now here's hoping you can booby trap the supplies for those epic griefing footage compilations.

Sounds like that Persona 5 think of see what other players did this day to help guide you. Which I can only assume was shit since I don't pay for plus and was locked out of it. Guess I'll be locked out of this too. Sorry OP no fuel from me.

Try the new CoD then

Book of Revelations states that during the end times, the dead will walk the earth, as if death itself will end or stop working. Maybe thats what this is implying. Theres probably more

It’s about to be me, you, and this little portable fetus nibba right here

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>wanting actual gameplay in a videogame is a power fantasy
Oh boy I sure do love games where you hide in a closet until the big meanie goes away.
I actually want a challenge. This baby shit is going to be closer to CoD than a real videogame.

the teleportation technology is called the satanic function
the alternate past worlds look suspiciously like Hell
a major theme is death, you get dragged down to the alternate worlds by what looks demons or vengeful souls

Holy shit great observation

>rain and water makes time speed up
>suddenly realize the hyper evolution that must be occurring in the ocean
This is getting scary.

Typical Xbox fanboy attitude. Everything has to have a competitive edge with you idiots.

Have fun with your baby game.

just get good ?

Bbyz pls give fuel

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They don't have to. All they need to do is get items and assistance from other players. We're at the point where kids need summons to beat glorified walking simulators.

Nib doesn’t know about baby fetus

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>Social Strand System
>SSS
>S3
Please stop

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Have fun with ur nothing kek

wow, that sounds like a really fucking stupid gimmick

>the only type of gameplay that exists is killing
Lmao at the sub-100 IQ retard

Reminds me of MGS2 S3

You going to pay for my playstion plus account?

Quick gotta run from the big bad monster
*pushes up on the analog stick for ten seconds*
Oh boy, that was close. I didn't think I was gonna make it.

Thanks. I'm not king of the idiots for nothing.

>no conventional game over
Yeah that worked out for Prince of Persia 2008. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel you fucking hack
>killing enemies is almost never the solution
This sounds just as pretentious as Dishonored and just as unfun as avoiding killing enemies in MGS V so you don't look like a retard who got into a fight with a propeller and lost. And so help me, if I HAVE to wear that stupid suit and clunky backpack at all fucking times, just don't even try to sell me this game anymore. The fact Norman Reedus the Mailman for Fetus was able to dodge all those spear wielding hazmat guys while carrying what looked to be a very cumbersome backpack and a fetus strapped to his chest looked so retarded. Like Max Payne 3 letting you do slow mo dives when Max has a beer belly and would probably shatter all of his bones upon impact due to the laws of velocity and mass.

I want to like this game, and I hope it's good, but I'm already seeing massive red flags.

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Do it for the fetus and champagne

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MGSV was rushed as fuck and wasn't complete. the areas that were complete, however, were fucking god tier.

>Cinematic adventure game
Ftfy

>tfw you dont get to play as the baby in someone else's game

Heh, nothing personal kid

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I mean, that’s how a lot of platforming games work
I don’t see anything wrong with what you described
Not to mention that even if the core gameplay loop is running away from stuff, there can be a ton of variety there in terms of how you outsmart the AI or how you use the terrain to your advantage or using traps and other stuff to delay whatever is chasing you
I mean horror games basically live off that premise

wait
a
minute
right
fucking
now
>handgun "Lv. 2"
oh no

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Hoes mad

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so it's dark souls + msg5 sounds fun

Not this again, for sucks sake Kojimba

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Seethe-harderman.

>it's just MGSV but with a different setting
oh i'm laffin'

>Game about supplies and surviving has crafting
Imagine my surprise

But then again it's obviously a MGS relic. A lot of gameplay shit is borrowed from V, even the animations.

Someone picking you up in PoP is entirely different from going to a WW1 death realm and leaving a crater where you died

20 dollary doos have been deposited into your WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOAAAAAH™ shill account.

Anyone else get the vibe that this games lore is gonna be some techno babble bullshit rather than tell a cohesive message? I thought mgs4 was bad, but something tells me it's taking the cake.

metal gear survive had weapons with their levels on display during missions
metal gear survive.

it's a singleplayer game you stupid fuck

nobody ever will come to help you

the game will obviously have some survive mechanics what with the crafting and all that shit

>homo demons
Nigga knew exactly what he was doing.

2 EZ. Sony supposed to have good game. This shit is like wii game.

>Yea Forums: "Movie games are bad!"
>Also Yea Forums: "But not THIS Movie game."
Uhmm, biased much, sweety?

We see what looks like resources nodes too. When he equips the ladder, it says he has one. So I assume you might get a weight system tied into your cargo, and you can bring multiple ladders for faster/better traversal.

>can only get the good ending if you avoid killing people as much as possible
Calling it now.

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I told kojima to make his own undertale and he actually fucking did it the absolute fucking madman

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I'm really hoping for the motherload of intellectual mastutbation and incomprehensible babble. Without the rules and setting of MGS Kojima is gonna go off the chain, telling the most retarded story ever told.

It's gonna be beautiful and I'm gonna love it because the gameplay looks stunning.

Here's the difference: the gameplay in Kojipro games is phenomenal while the other movies game have shitty basic as fuck copy pasted gameplay.

People get upset about all the cutscenes in MGS games because they want more of that kino as fuck gameplay.

>asynchronous multiplayer

yeah it's trash

beautifully retarded is the best way to describe all his games

I'm hoping for biblical apocolypse Kino

holy shit is kojima freakin based or what

I'm gonna give you a counterpoint
>can only get a good ending if you have enough "connections" whatever that bullshit is

Mad, ho

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Notice the scars on his forehead?

Pls no bully

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I can't wait until I see actual gameplay and not just out-of-context snippets. I want to know what the gameplay loop is. I want to know what the fuck Kojima means by 'using ropes' and not 'sticks' when Sam has a gun and is shooting enemies in the game.

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Looks like it’s coming to PC

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my guess is 'stick' is a metaphor for any weapon
while rope is a metaphor for tool that allows you to get closer to things/traverse

So it's a game, on the most basic level, about pushing away enemies and BUILDING FUCKING BRIDGES

I dunno about you guys but Mads "the madsman" mikkelsen looks like the absolute coolest motherfucker to ever be scanned into a 3D model of himself

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The last scene with Mads talking to the baby saying he could even travel to the moon, I thought it was an actual live footage at first. Lol.

Do you know what a fetus is?

Hideo is my great nephew and he gave me the full game. Everything you see is just the first hour, and then you go to build a bridge in a small town. You find a sign saying "welcome to Silent Hill" when you get there and a guy on a motorcycle throws a cigar at you.

Nice crop, I can't read anything

if americans knew what a fetus was they wouldn't get so stroppy about abortion so no. To them a fetus is anything that hasn't gotten shat out mums womb yet.

you forgot the part where the man with the cigar says "you're pretty good"

They're all Sony first parties that never got ported to PC. He's >implying never ever

Yeah, without all the pretentious masturbation I think we can boil it down to modern Adventure-open world game where the terrain gives the player a challenge in itself.

There's stealth and action segments along the way, as well as hilarious foot chases.

Fucking sick honestly

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getting that "connection" is by traversing each cities/faction with zero kills.

Yeah it’s a baby but it’s funny calling it a fetus. Neofetus-sama

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t. baby killer

This is the exact mentality why modern WoW is shit. In Vanilla WoW you consistently saw enemies that "You weren't supposed to fight" because they were too strong. In modern WoW's experience, everything you see, you can kill. Every quest you receive has a pre-determined victory for you.

So fuck you, bitch nigga. I want a game where I see enemies and go "OH SHIT", not "Hmph, another health bar to take down". Imagine how boring horror games would be if the answer to every situation was "lol shoot them".

People like you should stay as far away from game design as possible. And yes, I am mad.

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this game seems boring as shit
now that I've seen more of it I rather wait until final release and then probably still won't buy it

>non existent mp
>boring as shit exploration
>hur dur you can climb over stones and shit
>hur dur you can run away from homos
>d-list actors for the story

hard pass, only retards pre-order it

No you have to eat three umbilical cords and fight the moon presence for the true ending numbnuts.

Unironically probably the best part of this game will be finding an isolated mountain in the middle of no where to hang out with your bros from the homodemons.
This is it Yea Forums, we're going home.

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This game is gonna suck and you know it.

I don't care anymore

Kek. This is going to be an incredible game and compelling as fuck and you're a turbo faggot who is butthurt about the ps4 exclusivity.

>t. virgin who couldn't defeat a single red phantom

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That boss in the Japanese trailer does look like the Bloodborne ending.

where are you going to put your homodemon house?

Don't worry user! We'll help you deliver that fetus!

>blablabla blabalbalablabl exclusivity
that's you
kill yourself, not a single compelling argument or anything else on the table why this game is good

Hey, phantoms are hard sometimes and you know it.

That is precisely why I made that joke. Also the umbilical cords. I thought it was obvious tho.

Top of a mountain.

>gashunk gashunk
>hands errywhere
>golden mask on mama
>mama is the giant lion


HOMO DAEMONS CAN BECOME INTO GIGANT NIGGAS THIS IS THE ACTUAL ZOE3 FUCK YES JEHUTY

This make the game world seem even emptier than BOTW's.

In some comfy hill forest area. Hbu desu?

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>kill enemies
>get hand ghosts
>kill enough
>ghosts merge into big monster

If I see Homo Demon Troy Baker licking your face I'm just gonna keep walking.

Did you miss the part where this guy made some of the greatest games of our time? How about all the A list actors and overall vision? How about it's fucking beautiful and captivating scenery? Or the intense survival oriented gameplay? I'm sorry you won't be able to play it user. I really am. But hey, for the price of a new graphics card you could probably pick up a ps4 and 3 brand new games of your choosing.

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>How about all the A list actors
>beautiful and captivating scenery
>intense survival oriented gameplay
What?

I could, I also could open up youtube 2 days before release
still missing those arguments for this sick sp game

finna kiss lea seydoux

>connection (strand)
God damned Japs always using the Engrish language in ways you'd never expect. Surely it's about avoiding death like Death Stranded, nope, "Stranding".

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That's precisely the definition of a fetus you asshat

It's not my responsibility to teach you english, son.

See above statement.

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good thing they don't have their thermal goggles on

>it's just like MG Survive
lol

If it's communicating from the womb it's probably not a fetus. Fetuses are undeveloped.

>see above
actually no arguments good

>no arguments for it maybe being a good game
>mounds of character evidence and circumstantial evidence pointing towards it being a fantastic game
>BUHT PROVE ITS GOOD EVEN THO ITS NOT OUT

The absolute state of you pc madlads

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Oh, so what is the word for sentient beings that communicate from inside the womb?

Maybe it's a Dire Fetus or some kind of changling parasite..

Bridge Baby

>Dire Fetus
Thanks. Stealing this for my next dnd game.

You're such a massive faggot I'd only be happy to not help.

>>mounds of character evidence and circumstantial evidence pointing towards it being a fantastic game
where

Atropal

Try to refute some of the ideas that I presented before asking me to repeat myself you fucking child.

Its uhhh fuck you

I don't have to refute fuck all you spastic. You are the one defending it not me and judging by your worthless arguments why it could be good it's still boring as it can get sp boredom to me.

Kangaroo

The game will only be completed after solving some mystery clusterfuck ala GTA V Bigfoot.

based

Doesnt this guy actually have a fetus

Are all the homo demens this cute?

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So most of game is trying to not fall and spill your spaghetti and packages?

Nah, most are fat neckbeards.

I think he steals Sams baby at some point, because Kojima said in one of the interviews that there is only one baby in the whole game.

What's the point if I'm never going to see you faggots? What the fuck fo they mean share safehouse as well, do you set them up yourself or are they randomly generated?
I can kind of see what you mean, could be enjoyable if it's done right with enough obstacles and random shit happening to keep things interesting while you make your way to drop off your package.

What if the game is designed around avoiding said enemies?

>another game shoving in standard combat mechanics it doesn't want you to use anyway
cut the useless chaff and just throw combat out altogether.

It's most likely going to be boring as fuck like all of the other "atmospheric" games. You all are putting way too much faith in Kojima.

Man videogames really have become a lonely cesspool of meaningless matchmaking lobbies where you really don't give a shit about any of the other players. Most people just mute chat and listen to their own music once they know how to do so. I can't wait to see how they're harnessing this comraderie we're feeling over just reading these descriptions. I can't wait to feel like I'm working toward something with others. This is like when JOLLY COOPERATION was a new thing

The guy that leaked the release date that was correct also said it would a timed exclusive and the pc version would come 6 months or a year later.

Okay seriously, what the fuck is with this shit? It's the thing I look at and wonder to myself "How many fucking drugs did these guys take"?

How? The gameplay shows you having to avoid them and slip past them. Are stealth games boring as fuck atmospheric games according to your logic?

Mostly yes. Stealth games are all easy as shit. I was hoping for a game that posed even a slight amount of challenge.