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IMAGINE
me on the right trying to get a peek
fuck muslims
I wished there were more good ninja and samurai games.
Before opening the image I thought it was just two giant feet
how the fuck do I defeat this boss
By fucking white people
dümp eet
ew no thanks
>fuck muslims
gladly, where do i get a cute hijab GF?
>tfw no qt3.14 arabian princess gf
You can't defeat the chosen one. Nobody can.
the police choking the fat black guy was pretty chic, nice montage for a gamer like me.
You need to pick up the padlock on day 4 and use it on his fridge.
That mobility is sure to come in handy when she blows up the mall
Have a non-white teammate fight it
you need to pick up the mirror at the sewers and avoid recieving more than 40% total damage when you reach the fight, it trigger a cutscene and then you can continue without having to fight him.
riddler lookin' ass
Gladly, famiglia
gender bent pink guy?
Goblins are weak to fire arisen!
What race
His killphrase is "nigger".
A "HaHa" to you my good sir for posting everyone's favorite zany character!
new deus ex is coming along
ursid
OOOOOH ALLAH
WHITE
PEOPLE
FUCK
Are you a ninja!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!
>slims
it kills itself after a few turns.
>boss is actually 4 different people with their own health and mana pools and special abilities, but all share the same weakness
Looks like a goon from Popeye
What the fuck is wrong with you racist???
>boss is extremely slow
>hits like a nuke
>eats attacks like crazy
>surprisingly fast attack but not too fast
Shut up nigger.
which is it, he's slow or he's fast?
>resistant to both Light and Dark elements
And hello to you too, newfag.
>slow movement
>fast attack
Spoiler: this boss is undefeatable.
Hey kid, want /ss/?
>fast movement
>slow attack
>boss is immune to stagger and DoTs
Gladly
Good thing he doesn't aggro unless you attack him.
Reminds me of the panda boss from sly cooper
y-yes
hellraiser... more like dick raiser
if you insist...
dümp eet ehgen
>attacks sometimes go through boss, dealing no damage
>bosses attacks sometimes go through you, dealing no damage
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Paaaaain
Shouldn't want.
Is this a fucking daily thread now?
Don't you autists have other shit to think about?
With gusto
>bosses health bar is not visible
>boss doesn't exist
Wasn't tis the actual main villain of Watch Dogs 2?
In awe
>Is this a fucking daily thread now?
We're also bored.
>you have to fight the boss' minions first and his true form after
what the fuck is that image?
>RDR-like boss
put em up, partner
This is great.
>90% chance to blind upon taking damage
>10% chance to cause attacker to get down
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Is she ninja turtule?
>bioshock infinite concept art.png
>muslim girl goes above and beyond to come up with an excuse for not having her hymen on the wedding night
>boss also has party members
>We need but sever the tail!
is this game ever going to come out?
>boss uses a "hash" ability
>boss is a relative
>boss takes no damage when it's standing still or does nothing
>takes extreme amounts of damage if it moves at maximum speed
well youre the boss mate ill get right to it
>those hands
>satanic dress
Tranny.
man the Koopa Bros. got a little crazy after Jr. Troopa beat the shit out of them
the boss fight is a 3 minute walk away and you took XER car keys
You've been shrunk and this is in your path. What do?
Joji got ripped
>
Vortigon
Cute little ayys
clearly some manner of finely-haired ape
NAME
What game is that Muzzie chunker from, I wanna jack off to it.
>boss theme
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This is one of those "bosses" that have all this build up to them, and then it just lets you put it out of it's misery. All while looking at you with it's one eye as you move around it. After it's dead it drops a key item to getting the real ending of the game.
mommy!
You just have to watch you SP as it does white damage to you.
>the arena turns out to be the actual boss
It's got a one-hit-KO attack where it entangles your face in the lump of dread and suffocate in the stench.
MY
DICK
HAS
GONE
NUCLEAR
let them vore me
>part of the team dissapear
>new episode
>now you fight your team.
lucifer boss fight in a cathedral always sounds like a great idea.
Is she training for a suicide bombing.
Based
yeah, he need put a bomb in her pussy.
[Spoiler] Jojo refethneices [/spoiler]
>I gotta bone to pick with you
>Cross necklace
That's an Arab Christian. Nice try tho
>smirks
>If you pass a speech check, your rival can help you with the boss
Minotaur huntins a godd job m8
I heard there was /ss/ here. Tell me where all the little boys are and I might just kill you last.
>immune to physical damage
>75% chance of dickening
>multi-hit
>boss makes callbacks to previous encounters
You burgers really fucked the natives. It's weird how you always hear about blacks and jews getting shafted, even though Indians had just as much reason to complain. Maybe even more.
Evil Beedrill.
>You must first defeat his right hand man which is the first boss before getting to the real boss
>Final boss is a mirror match
i love this
Within the void, there lurks...a Soul!
>DMC6 live action cutscene
TOMMY GUN
>wear hijab to be modest
>max cleavage
This doesn't even make sense.
I feel kind of bad for the runway models of today
look at this shit
>the final boss was inside you all along
If they actually had been shafted, you wouldn't be "always hearing about it".
based Poo Poo PIKER poster
Bro let me tell you some shit.
I used to work in an old folks home, smelled all kinda awful shit all day everyday. Whatever. Got used to it.
Went to NYCC one year, get on a downward elevator, white guy with dreads directly below me(its crowded as you could imagine.)
I took a breath and it was so vile I nearly passed out right there. I've smelled corpses that smelled less foul.
She was a side villain that got BTFO in comedic fashion. WD2 took a hard shit on SJWs
Name my boss, Yea Forums
How do you beat them