Portable

Portable? My ASS is portable.

Put the joycons in another pocket, dummy. Portable.

Nice pants, bro. Wanna hang out tomorrow? Stacy and I were gonna hit the skate park then grab a hot slice o' 'za before hitting up the cinema and watching a flick.

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based

I was doing this for a while until my joy cons started drifting. Had them repaired and bought a mini backpack instead.

>why yes i own a switch, how did you know?

Ummm my keys and wallet go there.

Your joycons aren't initial D, you don't want any drifting going on there.

>it's another episode of ESL not understanding the meaning of words

the exact same thread as a few hours ago.
i know that a lot of you have absolutely no life but damn. that's not how you're gonna make it.

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>Just because you can hold something in your hands doesn't make it a handheld.

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>He made the thread TWICE in one day

Please change your pants, there's a hole in that pair

Leave your room

>using pockets is the only way to carry things with you|

>remembering every single thread on Yea Forums in the span of hours
Pot, kettle.

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

jeans with holes is fine, pants with holes is not

Prove me wrong first. Prove you can carry it in your pockets without issues.

have sex