YLYL Thread: Anthem Edition

YLYL Thread: Anthem Edition

Since the new livestream where the devs disappoint everyone again starts in 30 minutes, I say we dig up this horse carcass and kick it some more.

mixer.com/anthemgame
or
twitch.tv/anthemgame

I'm quite fascinated with how things have gone so bad for this game. I got it free as part of a promotion and still feel like I paid too much.

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liveleak.com/view?t=CFwwz_1521911879
youtube.com/watch?v=syeuShOq-fk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

In order for something to be a good joke, it has to be funny. This isn't funny anymore, it's just sad. It's like watching a comedian fake a heart attack, except he's actually dying now.

>It's like watching a comedian fake a heart attack, except he's actually dying now.
That reminds me of that rekt webm where this street entertainer with a snake gets strangled by it, and the crowd just watches it happen.

found it
liveleak.com/view?t=CFwwz_1521911879

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I still don't understand this design choice. Every bone in the feet and lower legs would be broken after the first test flight.

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Grab some popcorn; this piece of shit is starting in five minutes.

Devs imply they can't play without cheating. Brilliant.

I'm impressed at how basic this all looks

I think the idea is that they built jumping stilts into a set of power armor. Most of the impact of landing is absorbed by a spring or some shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=syeuShOq-fk

Except your example makes sense; the javelin suits don't.

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>probably
>probably
>probably

My god, they haven't even started.

Don't forget: PC players will soon get to beta test a game that released at full price 3 months ago.

Based Jackelope Tamer

Now that snake is out of a job.

Where did it all go wrong

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The stream is already over with nothing to be excited for. Those guys did not disappoint in disappointing.

i feel bad for people who payed full price for this

and for the people that won't learn their lesson and buy the next big thing from EA/Bioware: DA4

>payed

woof.

the mass effect trilogy was one of the best games i've ever played (despite its problems) i fucking love sci fi rpgs
>realize that all the good writers left bioware
>there no game like ME
>bioware will most likely be killed

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