Things boomers will never understand

jesus christ is there anything you waifufagging weebshits won't fuck? print an image of breasts, tape it above an electric socket and stick your dick into it.

seems like you don't understand, therefore you're a boomer

Andr is a cute flat 8'10 girl you fag.

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Why are you so mad lmao like just calm down lol.

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so what does it do fagget

>that one mod
Good times

It captures enemies, kills them and gives you whatever useless crap they are supposed to drop.

>boy torso
>above 2/10
pick one

I'm 30 and played Minecraft before kids even knew about it.

how?
I'm legitimately curious to know how it works

Best thing to come out of Minecraft

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>they even gave it a name

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Imagine being this much of a faggot.

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And that's pretty pathetic really.

SOMEONE

SERVER

NEW MAP

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I'm glad I died when I was a kid and wasnt a kid dying while kids these days are not dead

They all got names stupid.

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it's fall damage

they fall inside a place and die

It's dark in there so monsters spawn. They get carried by a water current into a lava block which kills them. The loot drops into some water which carries it to a collection bin.

Well, from what I remember, the game allows you to create areas where mobs spawn, if you create large dark structures, mobs will eventually spawn.
Then by adding some flowing water in some tactical spots where enemies can fall into it, you can guide them to a central point where they will come across a block that damages them.
Eventually they die and the items they drop can be carried along by the water until they reach a convenient pick up point.

lol whatever kid.

>cleavage cutout
>completely fucking flat
oh god

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Minecraft is Zoomer™ property and anyone who claims otherwise should meet me in the schoolyard 3PM

that's pretty interesting desu

>8'10
that bitch is EIGHT FOOT FUCKING TEN? AND NO TITS?

Well Enderman are pretty tall and thin user. Why would you want tits?

Meet you there.

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or zoomers since it stopped working updates ago

Id honestly want to see artwork depicting her standing next to a normal person.

Firm but small tits would be nice

Imagine being this mad about chinese cartoons on this vietnamese grass weaving forum.

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Did they ever make any progress on that mod?
I remember trying it out back in 2013 or 2014, but each talkable mob only had a couple of lines and the mod didn't even change their actual models.

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Why does the skelleton have the bigger jugs?

Artist still draws but as the mod goes the writing packets is mostly freelance and really poorly written on top of that.
Because that's how skeletons just are.

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Why is it so small?
It should cover all loaded chunks around it.

is that her pee

No it's a fire resistance potion you frickin' sicko.

I see.
Do you guys think it'd be hard to start writing better shit and expand the current interactions with branching dialogues and affinity systems and whatnot? I know a bit of C# but I never messed with java before.

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>things boomers will never understand
That a game being old doesn't automatically make it good.
Some boomer will rage at me, but I think old, good games exist and that a game being new doesn't automatically make it good either.

In that case I'll have to pass

You can try if you want. Expression images already exist for all classic mobs and you could improve on the simplistic three dialogue choice box. Nothing exists for animals or new mobs like Drowners and Guardians

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What do you think girl Blazes pee out though stupid?

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>create new world
>start to collect resources
>have great idea to build
>spend too much time looking for a good area to build on
>end up with too many resources to carry
>settle in the least shitty looking spot
>lose all motivation to build
>delete world
>restart the entire process again an hour later

I need help

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Play with some mods my dude.

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>steve is dark but his anime depiction is not
>none of the girls have big noses

Originally games were meant to evolve by exploring new genres, optimizing gameplay, features, UI and AI. All for new and improved games that promise more fun in the next generation. That mostly stopped with mobile shovelware and companies like EA. Now it's just about the graphics while everything else stays as it is or stagnates. Few games offer modding tools to start with.

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Look at the hair braid you dumb idiot and secondly that isn't Steve.

You're right, I don't understand why it's so unoptimized like it was made by a retarded child copying a youtube video tutorial.

id still prefer it if they had a big jew nose. anime brian should also have dark skin.

more of the smol one

Holy shit I'm only 22 but I seriously feel bad for kids who actually grew up playing the unfinished pile of trash that is mineshit. The game isn't even a quarter finished, to this fucking day. Get some fucking taste already. This is like if you grew up playing some random talentless fucks RPGM abomination.

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I didn't grow up playing it myself but it was nice when i discovered it and wanted to build my own world but i quickly moved on after a few months.

>The game isn't even a quarter finished, to this fucking day
Exactly what sort of content is missing?

a shit meter to go along with your hunger meter.

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It would always be full because you're playing mineycrafta

the only proper way to play minecraft is on a server with 2-4 close friends

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You should check Redstone crafting. The mechanisms people create are mindblowing