Why doesn'r ZSS have her own game yet?

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Damn Sybb you sure have a lot of free time to spam these threads. Report and hide.

Disgusting. You have no taste

Zero suit was a mistake. I fucking hate you horny fake fans.

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cringe

Super is the best samus to date.

>what is proper perspective

Jesus, this stuff can't turn you people on, her ass looks like a balloon filled with pudding

Are we fake fans because we don't like her for the "right" reason?

No, those asses are fat.

Hi there oldfag

This is ripe for a BRAP edit

The fact that you consider that an insult tells me everything I need to know about you.

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She looks like a stick in Super

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Her thighs are jacked. She's fit like a bounty hunter should be instead of doughy and soft.

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arms too skinny/10

What is your point? She's always fit. She's just extra skinny in Super.

My dick wasn't ready for this.

If you're fat you're not fit.

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>muh secret club

I agree. And your point is?

Being extra skinny is more fit and more what she would look like.

Skinny is not the same as fit, though. She's more bulky in other games, compared to Super.

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Hmmmm

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When Samus' energy is depleted down to the last tank she should lose the armor and you would have to play as zero suit Samus until you can refill enough energy.

Why do you people insist that a woman who needs to fit in a power suit and has bird alien DNA be as chubby and flabby as Mei form Overwatch?

That's a nice idea. Haven't seen it before either. I'm impressed, user

>this thread

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EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS TOO SOFT WHEN WILL YOU FAGS LEARN TO APPRECIATE A WOMAN WITH ROCK HARD MUSCLES?

Ignore the fan art and look at OP pic and Samus from Super

Samus strong.

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Now this is more like it.

Fucking Space Jin.

Is ACFag here yet
Not that he could make this thread any worse than it is

GF_Sybb is not "people".

He probably made the thread.

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Anyone else want to grab the left ass just to feel the squish?

>Are we fake fans because we don't like her for the "right" reason?
Yes as a matter of fact. Your kind brings me nothing but disgust. And then you have the nerve to imply that you're the victim.

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thank you

>And then you have the nerve to imply that you're the victim.

When you constantly barge in derail and shitpost threads, of course the rest of the thread and fanbase is going to be the victim

Post something better.
Protip: You can't.

>No, those asses are fat.
>Wanting small asses.
That's your low-T talking. No wonder your generation has such low birthrates.

Fat asses are degenerate. You need to look at Samus as she looks in the games. Not trashy fan art.

>When you constantly barge in derail and shitpost threads
Ah yes, of course. The person who actually wants to talk about metroid, from the games themselves to the future of the series, are "derailing and shitposting." But the retards who spam nothing but zero suit porn and fetish larping? Just fine in your book.

Literally anything is better than Legofag.

Hi Doug, still a cuck I see.

>cuck

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So you actually don't have anything? Right, exactly as I thought.

>Right
Thanks for understanding user, Legoman is only for cucks and I'm glad you're better than that. Good job.

>Continues to have no examples.
Legoman dominates another beta male opinion.

Hey I don't expect to get a response because this thread isn't really about video games but I just want to say I really did not like the ZSS portion of Zero Mission.

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zero mission already exists, now go kill yourself
You remind me of the kids who used to beat up my friend for playing videogames and then the PS1 came out and they just played football games on it all the time.

>never finishes sketches
>samefaces
>same lips
>same tiny feet
He's doghsit tier. I'll put CSR or even Shad above him.

zero mission is not a zss game though

You're among good company friend. All other objections aside, it's just a boring, slow slog.

Agreed 100%, zero mission shits all over the NES version of the game in many ways, but the forced zero suit section / stealth section is just plain fucking retarded and beyond unthematic.

>I just want to say I really did not like the ZSS portion of Zero Mission.
Why ? I thought it was pretty neat. Honestly a stealth game in the Metroid universe featuring ZSS trying to get back her suit sounds really kino imo.
ZSS being hot as fuck is only a bonus, here.

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All your greentext is true but CSR and Shad are both worse, as are jlullaby and diives and such.
Legoman can only draw one face but at least it's a semi-decent face. Feet look the same on all the chars but at least they aren't the typical huge monstrosities that you see on r34 or da or sankaku or whatever. The lips again samey but kinda hot. Sketches are actually better than what most people who color do with his line art,but yes, none of them get finished. Not a big LM fan here but just saying that I think he's better than shad at least, or at least somewhat more fappable. All the good artists don't even draw anymore, but there are countless better than LM, it's not even worth opening my text file full of 1000+ hentai artists to post some here.

>Why ? I thought it was pretty neat. Honestly a stealth game in the Metroid universe featuring ZSS trying to get back her suit sounds really kino imo.
They could've done the same with a weakened power suit like MP1 and saved us the trouble of ZSS.

I want green hair leotard Samus, not the imposters in this thread.

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>blah blah I only like the segment because I can jerk off to ZSS

Yes, we all know this already.

>but at least they aren't the typical huge monstrosities that you see on r34 or da or sankaku or whatever.
Have you seen his shit? The man does the same thing and over, he isn't better than them; he just as worse.

>"M-muh, i don't like sexy things"
You cucks are as bad as the hornyfags here.
fuck off, stealth is just my favorite genre.

So that's only because ZSS exist right ? it's cool, you have your opinion, but gameplay wise i don't see much wrong with this segment.

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>fuck off, stealth is just my favorite genre.
>stealth is absolutely impossible to pull off unless the main character is in her underwear and completely helpless

HMMMMMM......

I bet she fucks Ridley.

Ha yes, i totally remember the protag of the best stealth game of this decade being sexy as fuck.
Have a (YOU) and play this game too, so that my reply isn't a total waste of my time.

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>admits that you don't need sex to make a stealth segment
>implies that it's impossible for Metroid to do it unless Samus is in her underwear

HMMMMM again.

I'm so fucking tired of these threads. Everyone pretends the fatass Samus in OP is sexy, and then comes the retro fags who hate ZSS because she takes away focus from the gameplay and then the thread gets derailed by brapfags who posts degenerate fanart.

Ridley would rather kill Samus and turn her into a gore-themed artwork than let her anywhere near his dick.

>and then comes the retro fags who hate ZSS because she takes away focus from the gameplay

it's just one shitposter

It’s sex. It doesn’t have to follow the lore. I’m sure Samus doesn’t dress up like a bimbo in her downtime.

Post more qt Samus pics

>"ewww gameplay?! What kind of shitposter would want that in Metroid?!"

Listen to yourselves FFS

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The shitposter wants ZERO story.

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>Implying faggots like (YOU) won't be the first one to complain about a game featuring Samus with her powersuit only being able to sneak around.

Be honest here, user.
MGS revengeance is a spinoff which changed its protag to match its gameplay. I don't see what's wrong to do the same thing here.

Hell give us a fucking game with Sylux as the Protag for what i care. I've be dying for Space-Opera Sealth games since Starcratf ghost.

Nice try tho.

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All right, but what about everyone pretending the fatass in OP is sexy? And what about all brap pics? Can't be just one poster.

>The shitposter wants ZERO story.
Look at this thread and tell me that Metroid benefited from having a story and fanservice. I sure don't see OP talking about the merits of the gameplay, inbetween his disgusting fetishistic lust.

>Implying faggots like (YOU) won't be the first one to complain about a game featuring Samus with her powersuit only being able to sneak around.
Jokes on you, a metroid romhack already did this, and it was fantastic. Super Zero Mission in particular.

>kino
Blow your brains out
>ZSS being hot as fuck is only a bonus
Never post here again.

ya'll posting in an ACfag thread

If it's making something good 2000 times vs making something shitty 2000 times I'll take the guy who does the decent shit.

>I'll take the guy who does the decent shit.
Unfortuently LM isn't decent.

>Look at this thread and tell me that Metroid benefited from having a story

Fusion & Prime 3 had a good story

Why don't we just rangeban Canada?

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>Prime 3 had a good story
It wasn't that bad actually.

>the worst Metroid games in the series (behind Other M) had good story

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I always chuckle at how fat her ass is in ZM. It's amusing.

>the worst Metroid games in the series
We have Metroid 1 and 2 user.

Unironically better because they don't shove cutscenes and titties in your face constantly. Still flawed because they have the stupid bikini segments at the end, but they're less guilty of it at least.

>left: soul
>right: soulless

made some webms

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Get real:
>left: fat
>right: fit

Everyone can see that.

Used to be brap posting was just meant to troll fatfags and derail fat threads.
Now the brapfags and fatfags have become one and the same and they spam EVERY fucking thread on Yea Forums with their degenerate fetishes.
They're literally the new bronies.

Looks awful.

Fanservice =/= story

That said, this was a ZSS thread, not a Metroid thread. Two very different things in that the latter is nigh impossible to peacefully pull off on Yea Forums. At least ZSS threads can be civil.

I want to remodel her shithole

>At least ZSS threads can be civil.
Thanks for the laugh, faggot.

ZSS threads, by their nature, are not civil. The residents in the thread exist solely for their hatred of gameplay and Metroid itself. They literally only exist if the people within proudly proclaim "I hate metroid and only talk about samus for the titties and spandex".

>I hate metroid and only talk about samus for the titties and spandex

I'm pretty sure her ass has way more focus than her tits

>left: sybbshit
>right: sybbshit

This is ACfag

muh dick

Yet again we've seen that nothing destroys a game faster than waifu faggotry and horny posters. RIP samus.

But it wasn't

>Waaah waaaah why are people talking about the characters in video games and not what I want them to talk about like the in-depth mechanics on the damage calculations of the Screw Attack and how many pixels tall Omega Pirate is?!

It took SIX games for more characters than Samus to be playable, and the final count is still three Samuses and Ridley.

>posting porn
>talking about the characters

>gameplay discussion is bad

>omega pirate, a 3D character
>pixels

Waifu kids, everyone.

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Imaging spanking the left ass.

No one like the Zero Suit Section in Zero Mission, this is why it's the only 2D Metroid game with this section.

Through dick, unity.

Once again, ZSS threads are not Metroid threads. Even if you do get people to talk about them it inevitably devolves into either Super vs. Prime shitposting wars or incessant bitching about how Fusion/Other M killed the series. Yea Forums can't have a nice Metroid thread to save its life.

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Oh, I thought you meant that Metroid got ruined by Smash, sorry, carry on.

This shit is soulless as fuck.

Ridley just wants to make her suffer
I'm sure he could make some time in his schedule for some forceful mating press and cumming inside before ripping her head off

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>ZSS threads are not Metroid threads.
Erego, they are off topic shitposting. You're not talking about any video game whatsoever, you're just spamming random porn. And mind you, this is a blue board. You have 50+ other boards you can go to.

Look, you have a thread on /aco/ right now that you can spam porn freely in. Here, knock yourself out. But stop ruining Yea Forums discussion threads because of your damn boner.

cringe

>the faggot posting shitty webms calling user cringe
Sad as hell

Is it possible for a space dragon to impregnate a human? ...it wouldn’t hurt to find out

Yea Forums is an imageboard first and a discussion forum second. Image dumps of video game characters is fine so long as it stays blue board friendly.

>Through dick, unity.
Gay as fuck. That shit was pathetic then as it is now.

Big tits, fat ass, thick thighs and wide childbearing hips is the best combo.

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>discussion should never happen because it gets in the way of porn posting, and Metroid is shit unless I can spam zero suit constantly

To think there are individuals who actually think this.

I feel like you fundamentally don't understand the meaning of that phrase.

soulless post

The phrase is flawed. It implies that all games are bad unless there's titties in them. You're directly saying that Metroid Prime is a bad game because you can't jerk off to it as much as other games.

Hi Acfag

I don't think in black and white like you do so no, I don't actually believe the rhetoric you're spewing. A ZSS thread and a Metroid thread can exist at the same time, it's just highly unlikely that they will be the same thread.

First. Why would Samus limit herself? Her fighting without her powersuit would get her killed. And secondly because that would kind of ruin the appeal. She's hot as fuck but I would prefer if zero suit stay as a secret as much possible for it to still have that wow factor and It's a constant reminder that Samus is a person and not some emotionless bountyhunter. Also I would rather see Justin Bailey more desu.

>they hated him for telling the truth

No, what it refers to is the camaraderie felt when a group is discussing porn, it's why boards like /d/ and /e/ are so chill.

What porn? And yes that is talking about the characters, dipshit. And what about the gameplay that's been discussed to death for three decades do you want us to discuss for the billionth time?

why do incels hate shitty 3d porn but love shitty 2d porn

>A ZSS thread and a Metroid thread can exist at the same time,
Except you call me an SJW anytime I try and make a Metroid thread. Infact, the last time I tried, I got called a, and I quote, "fucking snoy faggot trying to ruin Metroid". And for what was my crime? Talking about Metroid without posting a zero suit image. That's it.

Heh, and you claim there can be co-existence. Sure. You say that while praying for my death because I don't value titties and asses as much as you do.

>it inevitably devolves into either Super vs. Prime shitposting wars
That rarely happens anymore and it's always an obvious troll who does it.

Now this is definitely ACfag

>it's why boards like /d/ and /e/ are so chill.
Are you kidding? /d/ and /e/ are terrible at discussing porn. What they consider quality is directly linked to how much they can jerk off to it, even when they talk about non-porn subjects. They both think that Metroid: Other M is the best Metroid game, so their opinions are kind of garbage.

>What porn?
seeI don't care if you can't see nipples or not. If it's sexualized, it's porn in my eyes. And it's degenerate as a result.

>And yes that is talking about the characters, dipshit
It's not related to the games enough.

solid muscle covered by healthy (20-25%) layer of fat >>>>>>> cellulite jello

You get called an SJW because you have a stick so far up your ass about story and fanservice that it gave you autism. Honestly, you don't even discuss Metroid as much as you bitch about ZSS.

>They both think that Metroid: Other M is the best Metroid game
Doug the gig is up, we know it's you already.

>Honestly, you don't even discuss Metroid as much as you bitch about ZSS.
Really? Look at , and the image I posted with it. Tell me how the second post in that image isn't discussing Metroid.

>everything deleted
was it fair?

/d/ and /e/ are chill because there is no discussion whatsoever, just image dumps.

The rare instances in which a discussion does break out, they get every bit as shitposty as Yea Forums. I remember one of the omorashi threads on /d/ getting derailed into some ethical debate that was anything but "chill".

It's not ACfag, it's GF_Sybb

You know it's true. You said it yourself: zero suit is more important than anything else in Metroid, so why wouldn't you like other m? NOW you decide to care about gameplay quality, when you didn't prior?

>What porn?

the troll thinks ANY fanart of ZZS is porn.

It's ACfag because he's calling fanart "porn" and bitching about how fanservice ruins gameplay

Sybb doesn't talk about Metroid Other M, that's ACfag.

>Why doesn't ZSS have her own game yet?
but she does??????

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>the troll thinks ANY fanart of ZZS is porn
Considering that posts are getting deleted, I'd say they certainly point as porn, and you tried passing them off as SFW.

>20-25% fat
>healthy
t. American

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It's very clearly trying to ruffle the feathers of Primefags. It's a subtly antagonistic shitpost at best. There's also no reason to acknowledge Other M in a sincere OP. Everyone knows it was a mistake, no point in trying to drive that home.

because it's a charrypicked image made by a troll who is hated by the Metroid fanbase

i think you have a warped perspective of what female body fat %'s actually look like

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>if you like women then you love Other M!
So that explains why you're so gay.

>There's also no reason to acknowledge Other M

fixed. Other M was a travesty in every sense of the word and deserves to be the most hated Metroid game.

The story AND gameplay sucked for that game.

I don't care how peak she is physically, Samus in her usual environment without the power suit would get her killed. Never mind if something like Ridley shows up.

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(You)

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You guys seriously think that post is a troll? Come on, when constructing that post, I made absolutely sure not to ruffle anyone's feathers. I did my damndest to purely discuss the game itself, and what I would like to see in the future. I even withheld my comments about the zero until the very end, since I knew there were waifufags in the thread.

That isn't good enough for a Metroid thread? But spamming porn and LARPING fetishes are just fine?

I say in the OP because you can't control what idiots post once you make the thread. I agree, but once someone brings it up then it's there I guess. It's mostly ACFag who brings it up when no one's talking about it, though.

>entire thread of Zero suit spam and people who think Samus should be submissive waifu who listens to a man
>but nobody brings up Other M

Sure thing pal.

>It's mostly ACFag who brings it up when no one's talking about it, though.

and he brings it up in the most retarded way.

>"YOU ARE A HYPPOCRITE IF YOU LIKE ZSS FANART BUT HATE OTHER M FOR THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME"
is his shitposting in general

>That isn't good enough for a Metroid thread?
Nah, it kicks off taking too many subtle shots at Prime, not that the game is flawless but an agenda can be read between the lines.

>But spamming porn and LARPING fetishes are just fine?

For ZSS threads, evidently.

The Zero Suit is literally part of her armor. If you made a game about an armorless Samus, she'd be wearing something more like pic related.

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>Nah, it kicks off taking too many subtle shots at Prime
How? I love the Prime series! Bar Maybe Prime 3, but I made that with the explicit hope of emulating all of the good things about Metroid Prime. How could you misconstrue that as hate?

>For ZSS threads, evidently.
You say that as multiple posts have been deleted for porn spam.

Metroid porn is boring because smashfags don't actually play her games and just draw/post generic zero suit art, and Metroidfags are too autistic to enjoy porn and try to defend the honor of a fictional character.

>posts a thread about ZSS and wanting to fuck her
>Coincidentally ACFag aka Doug Harris is shitposting after just a few posts
It's almost like he's just baiting anyone in here to call them Other M apologists while secretly wacking his 2 incher to Metroid porn.
Sage and move on gentlemen, this faggot doesn't need the attention

>I love the Prime series!

You are just pretending

You're on Yea Forums, everyone here wants women to be silent and submissive.

Yea Forums is really bad right now huh?

There's normal Yea Forums bad and then there's a few points during the day where Yea Forums gets REALLY fucking bad.

God fucking dammit, 2D Samus is hot.

Prove it then.