ITT: Classic E3 blunders

Yes now go fight over which store jews you more

Ridge Racer

The stores aren't the problem. Consoles brought DLC, micro-transaction, loot crate, etc., etc. bullshit. That is the great gaming jew. Before consoles discovered the internet we got all that shit for free on PC.

>Ubi is announcing a roller derby game
You just know someone is going to skate out there and take a tumble.

This was Caffeine Man right?

FIVE HUNDRED

yes

this wasnt at E3

boy that was a great year

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I wonder what he looks like today
DOODLEY DOODLY DOOO

WUN MIRRION TROOBS

does it matter?

Never forget
youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To

what's our collage for this year?

Also matchmaking cancer, Twitch buffoonery, and having thousands of dollars worth of games tied to one fucking account which they can ban at any time and requires an internet connection to play even offline. Also releasing unfinished beta versions of games and fixing them through updates, no more mod tools for anything but indie games and don't even get me started on the cancer that is Early Access/Kickstarter

to be more specific, it's when microsoft got into the console business

AND NINETY NINE

Pretty sure Yea Forums stopped doing collages after that

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Peggle is actually good so the Peggle 2 announcement was only cringe to nonbelievers

We're supposed to be talking about blunders user

Valve literally invented it with their crates and showed how profitable they are

>all those Isabellefags going "oh, but thanks for the amiibos :)"
Disgusting. Waifufags truly have no pride.

oh fuck off

t. peglet
I bet you main Bjorn you casual

shut the fuck up stickass

t. Jeff

i only play good games not shit and obscure garbage about someones asshole

Hi

The entire Xbone reveal still blows my mind.

>required to always be online, even to play single player games
>forced connect
>paying a fee to play a used/borrowed game
>that PR dude who said if you want an offline console, buy a 360

I'm still wondering how the fuck they thought ANY of that was a good idea. Though that disaster did give us this gem: youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA

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I'll smoke you in multiplayer
Peggle is not obscure what are you 8

Thank you, nig, for having me

>He doesn't like Peggle
Whatever, hardcore gamers. I heard they'll announce a new cowadoty shouldn't you be making a thread about it?

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Microshaft really handed this console gen to Sony on a platter.

shouldn't you be jump punching yourself

already saw the trailer gonna buy it october 25

Nigga what the fuck do you think team fortress 2 was? You PCfags are delusional I swear.

youtube.com/watch?v=0XR7LaJLLf8

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The people running these companies suffer from incredible hubris. They think they can shovel out any thing and people will just take it. This generation, Microsoft was reminded

>see Xbone backpeddling
>see DX12 backport to Win7
>see future MS titles released on Steam

Next gen, it'll be someone else. Sony's gettin a little iffy uh

based and repeggled

>tfw girlwood never ever again

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>that PR dude who said if you want an offline console, buy a 360
That wasn't some PR dude, that was Don fucking Mattrick, former President of the Interactive Entertainment Business for Microsoft telling people to fuck off and not buy their shit system.
What a mess.

>PC gaming is the only thing that had soul
>A generic platform that's rampant with piracy
Ah the French...

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Holy hell I totally forgot about those Wiimote condoms. And they were even using them in the stills.

Is that how big her girlcock is?

I want her to dominate me

YIKES

>amiibos
>amiibo cards
>that fake metroid FPS game on 3ds, doesnt deserve its name mentioned
>the initial xbox 1 presentation about DRM nerd rage
>sony's #forthegamers 2013 bait, and then the next 5 years of control and gamer betrayal
>nintendo's skyward sword tech demo
>the stage actors "playing" games
>that one year nintendo made a huge reveal and adult men were literally crying making for hilarious memes

This.
Steamfags will never admit it, though.

I want Aisha to turn me into a meme

kino
youtube.com/watch?v=l1vmrMAqeWM

ONE MIRRION TWOOPZ

The entire thing would be nothing but pepe and wojak if we did it today

75% would be salty rosterfags because their character didn't got in as DLC

youtube.com/watch?v=pXN7vLPsDSM
still gets me every time.

I don't get why they don't prerecord everything
youtube.com/watch?v=xVJKhSc9zZU

youtube.com/watch?v=QflHRLW0Tz8

The kinect era was fucking terrible

Are you ready for some HARDCORE SHOOTAN?
youtube.com/watch?v=MDcW-1nOUg8

RIP Silver King!

HERE. HOLD MY JOY WAND.

Who the fuck even was that guy shaking the controllers?

DJ RaviDrums
Fun fact: he played at one of Trump's inauguration concerts

MINECRAFT

IN 4K

that exhibition of the desk minecraft hologram vr thing was cool

Literally any Crowbcat video

youtube.com/watch?v=l1vmrMAqeWM

Never Forgetti

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chad presenter vs. virgin steampunk

The man that almost killed xbox, he probably has a PS4 in his hometheater

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiidge racer!

Giant enemy crab

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ir2Pyez9Ok

HULK SMASH

Was this really a blunder though? I feel like after years of E3 cringe, your best bet is to just embrace it and not give a fuck. Seems like thats what he was doing.

youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM
This is probably the biggest blunder of them all. Not only was it cringe, it wasn't even the enjoyable type of cringe. Dude was just either drunk or trying too hard to look drunk for the sake of being "funny" (which failed if that was the intention)

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This fucking guy. If this is how suits behave, no wonder people want their fucking heads. How do you completely destroy the MASSIVE momentum Microsoft had from the previous gen, leave (getting paid while doing so), then go and fuck up ANOTHER company that is now just a shadow of its former self (Zynga)?