Portable

Making my pp hard

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It’s one of those Fightan game animation poses you save coz they’re interesting

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Calm Shell wins the day

Just because you forget that it's portable doesn't make it not portable

I’ve got men too if you think this is a sex thing or something

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>make valid criticism on switch
>troll
NintoddIers, everyone

Portability in the house is good enough for me. I'd like to be able to sit back and play games in my bed with the screen right there. Although I don't own a Switch
I mean if you're going outside why would you bring a Switch? Whatever you're out doing is probably more fun than playing a game you can play when you get home.

wheres the lie though?

It's less that and more "I hardly consider the thing portable, let alone worth bringing on a trip."

Pretty much.

>constantly being on Yea Forums

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Why not just do You can take the thing apart

>so non portable it fits in the pocket of faggot skinny jeans

I love Gordeau so much bros

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It's good to bring along if you're going somewhere that you'll know you'll have a lot of downtime, like the waiting room at a doctor's office.
Also I bring it along on family gatherings and set it up for my nephews and niece to play tabletop mode, they love it.

he is a guy

GEEEEAAAAAAAUGH

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I’m not gonna carry a goddamn purse. I Have a case for it that I throw on my bookbag, but it is not a pick up and go portable handheld like the vita or 3ds

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I gotchu bud
Fuck off OP, you massive faggot. I saw a thread yesterday and did a reverse image search because I'm not a fucking moron and saw instantly that this shitty thread had been spammed 3 or 4 times already within 2 days.
Suck my fuckin chode.
You take of the joycons and put them in another pocket, how retarded are you guys?

>bumps into you

tch sorry about your broken screen brah

Yes but he’s very cool

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>not a pick up and go
>i pick it up and go all the timer right out of its charging cradle
just cause you are retarded doesn't mean we all are user

You can't fit a Vita or a 3DS XL in your pockets either.

U mad

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If you want to break the screen you'd have to run him over with a car

It's usually inside my backpack and I don't walk around because I have a car

what kind of shit pants are you idiots wearing?

I meant sorry
Assuming you wear adult clothes, your pockets should be deep enough to carry joycons in one and the tablet in the other
Get yourself a screen protector and you don’t even have to worry about scratching the screen

Whats your point it literally fits in there

3ds xl fits perfectly and screen is not exposed, no joysticks to break

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You can fit literally everything in this thread in your pockets
I can even prove it if you want

Yes you can, I used to carry my XL in my pocket all the time. I wouldn't do it with my Vita though since I don't want to scratch the screen and the case I have for it is too bulky for pocket carrying. But you could easily fit a vita into your pocket if you're not some skinny jeans wearing fagboy

Be sure to put all devices in the same cargo shorts or your post is useless.

at least you have a screen protector on it

>You take of the joycons and put them in another pocket

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>skinny jeans wearing faggot
Talk about outing yourself as a 300lb+ hambeast

Check out the ULTIMATE video game taunt

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Oh my, this thread again, how many you's til' you stop making this shit thread every fucking day huh?

93 you’s saying the switch is not portable and I’ll stop

If you take off the joycons it’s no bigger than a 3DSXL
Literally just put the joycons in your other pocket and you shouldn’t have any more problems with portability

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I have my keys and wallet there.

How big are those? You can’t fit something the size of this in there?

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it fits perfectly in the pockets of the average white american male, what's your point?

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I don’t wanna scratch them with my keys

>putting joycon with your keys
I'd like for them not to get scratched to shit thank you

Use your wallet to separate them. Alternatively, get covers for your joycons.

enjoy those 240p puke inducing graphics

>not keeping your wallet in your back pocket

Just get a tote you children.

>wallet in back pocket
The fucks wrong with you? Looking to get robbed or fuck up your back?

I don't have twigs for legs

Which is why I mentioned the covers.
Also this

I don't live in a nigger infested area and I take it out when I'm sitting at home

>fuck up your back
??

>implying sitting unbalanced due a wallet under your ass for years is good for you

At this point I suggest you grabbing this for cheap and stop bothering with fagtendo

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>The only reason people don't like nuthuggers is because they are fat.
Of course a soiboi would turn to a feminine argument.

lol that looks dumb as fuck

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

>white boy jumps straight to n*gger
Had to be an ignant racist 300lb+ hambeast. Of course.
No
Wobble over here and fight me hammy

Fits in my XXL jeans what are you some kind of skinny fag? Men have meat

Doesn't that fuck up the L/R buttons?

Not half dumb like solutions to carry 'portable' Nintendo platform. Also its even easier to pirate and emulate shit than on any other mobile platform.

Well I'm certainly not fearful of my wallet getting pickpocketed, maybe it's because I don't live in a city with niggers

You’ll get pickpocket regardless of race, boy-o. Watch out with them maga rednecks looking for freebies

can I c ur meat, bb? ;-)

Everything does, so may as well.

>not carrying a professional-looking leather briefcase around everywhere you go
Up your style game Yea Forums

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So are you just gonna carry a bulky smartphone controller in your pocket?

>static

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lol most rednecks are pretty respectable people actually

>t-this will sur-surely make faggybags c-cool on Yea Forums rite?

>not putting your joycons in your suit pocket, girlfriends handbag or in your dog's anus

You DO have a suit, girlfriend or a dog.... Right user?

The ones that work, not the ones that have 2 dozen half disassembled cars in their yard

I'm still working my dog's elasticity, can get a GBA Micro in there so far

In the bag like that other fag. Tbh I'm already doing it.

So you have a dedicated smart phone controller bag?

This is why Nintendo fans are a joke.

Normal shoulder bag like any sane person would carry

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what is this pose trying to convey?

I’d just put my switch in the desu, honestly

I'm the guy with the case and I usually carry it in my backpack along with my laptop. lol people itt think I carry the switch case by itself

You'd still want a case for it so it doesn't get scratched by other shit in the backpack

>You’ll get pickpocket regardless of race, boy-o

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I do have a case. I posted it above with 3ds and vita

I don´t know what you all are complaining about.

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Just add some belts and buckles and you have a modern Final Fantasy character

Cute girl

Fat

I wish baggy jeans with wallet chains would come back, it was so comfy and convenient

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>He doesn’t carry it on a case while wearing suits

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>Modern FF character
....in 2004?

I see Sora grew up

>belts and buckles
>modern
Get with the times, Grandpa

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Fashion is just a cycle. If you use grand-grandpas stuff you can be cool again.

No it wasn’t and it looked fucking stupid, guy.

Or a backpack and not look like an idiot.
I carry my tablet, 3ds, vita, switch, and power bank in a backpack a little smaller than pic related.

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>Wanting to get pickpocketed

I just have this Jansports backpack I carry everywhere
Carries switch, hand sanitizer. Extra clip of 9mms, umbrella, comb, extra chargers, police baton and anything else I need.

This. Alternatively use your backpack, laptop back, or briefcase.
>but I don't carry those around
Then where are you going that you think you'll have the time to play video games, but aren't bringing a bag? Like, if you're just going on an errand to the store you don't need to carry your Switch with you like an autist.

Where’s the knife?

Could get a car instead. Then you'd have a place to put your switch and everything else you need.

don't beat around the bush, you're fucking fat

>400x240p
>Diagonal size of 3.53in
That's a 132.15 PPI, which, if held at 26 inches from your face (the normal distance for holding a handheld) it would qualify as a "retina display"; a display with such high pixel density the individual pixels could not be distinguished.
designcompaniesranked.com/resources/is-this-retina/

BROTHER

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Is this a guy or a girl I NEED to know

Holy shit go back to red*it you fucking child
Try lurking for a day before you post please

it means you can lift it without your boyfriend's help

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Jack-O is a boy
Sorry, you’re gay

I wish I was autistic enough to get good at fighting games.

Tell me about Tao

Why does she wear the hood

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I never knew that the PSP Go essentially did what the Switch did years earlier. I think if Sony just delayed their ideas for the Go and implemented much of it with the Vita instead the Vita might have been a much more successful handheld. I wonder if portable handheld/console hybrid's are going to eventually become the norm.

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I hope so, or at least furtherninplenent pc to handheld steaming. I tested Witcher 3 stream from my pc to switch and works amazingly

It might since I think AAA game development is clearly getting way too costly these days. There will be a hit to graphics and HD output but I will take good gameplay over graphics any day.

Remove the joycons to put them in our other pocket and it's the same size as the 3DSXL. I don't see the problem

Read the thread.
I bet you’re one of those people who read article headlines and considers himself informed without reading the entire article

>putting a switch in your pocket
idgaf if you publicly game or whatever, but please don't carry around $300-$400 worth of electronics, including a screen in your pocket when its as large as a tablet.
A) its not a phone, you'll damage it
B) you look like a flaming retard waddling around with that shit
C) its easy to steal and run if you're in the wrong place.

>uses small tactical supply pack
>huh I wonder what that user does for a living
>whips out switch and all his gaming gear
At least I know whoever has a Nintendo man purse in public is unapologetic and not insecure showing his power level.

>Easy to steal

Like pick pocket, you mean? Or just come up and mug you? You’re definitely gonna feel it if someone tries to pick pocket it. It’s about as big as a 3DS, too, so I’m not sure if you’re gonna be waddling around with it if you’ve got big boy adult pockets

>manpurse
The gayest word I've seen in ages.
You are (pretending to be) like the femynist womyn.

You're supposed to carry it in your manbag/fannypack

>not strapping it to your leg next to your glock

>Muh gameplay is all that matters meme
Wouldn't be a problem if most devs had faith in stylization other than moeblob shit and imitating reality.

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Adult men can’t wear backpacks now?

T. Doesn’t travel for his work

Sorry, moving from the register to the fryer does not count as travel

cargos and enjoy making roasties seethe with rage because you have practical clothing

>Judgemental roastie calls man minding his own business weird

...Okay?

Why is the vita so comfortable compared to the switch or 3ds

Cute girl

I have my phone and wallet user honestly the best game portably is darkest dungeon cause the touch screen controls are great

Shut up nigger only people who never pay back around here are niggers even a wigger payed me back and he grew up without a dad

>big hands
>big feet
Hot

It's feasible to at least have basic stuff like a bread-and-butter combo down, and knowing the inputs of your favorite character.
But going any farther than that takes autism-tier willpower that I don't have anymore

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>posted by woman

I have this same game gear case somewhere at my parents house

I wish BBTAG wasn’t 50 dollars I would love to pick up a easy as shit fighting game to play with the boys

Women will criticize men in any way that seems to give them power over them.

What do you mean when you say the Go did what the switch did years ago? I don't understand.

Is Yea Forums really out of touch with reality that they think small bags don't exist? Even when I was a kid I'd rather place my gameboy in my bag.

the idiot forgot things like how PSPGo can't load UMDs.

Pretty sure BackPacks have been around a bit longer than your shitty public education system.

Tv out. Interns storage. Backwards compatible. Online play.

>backwards compatible

more like "if they released PSX games on it"

What’s your budget? I’m pretty sure Under Night In Birth is gonna go on sale and it’s probably the easiest to pick up

just put it in your purse, i don't see the problem.

The fact that she drew a fucking circle around the clear subject of the image says enough lmao

What's the most durable / shock-proof Switch case? (ideally for cheap). I'm thinking of doing a long motorcycle trip around India and bringing my Switch because why not, but I'm afraid it'll shake itself to pieces.

Hang on a moment. The Switch doesn't have backwards compatibility, mate. It has ports, but that's not the same. You can't play Wii U titles on it.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Your wallet goes in your front right pocket with your phone. Your keys go inside your watch pocket (the little pocket on jeans). A handkerchief goes in your right back pocket.

Yor switch and anything else goes in Yor left front pocket.

It's not hard, guys. I can't belive there are people here who don't know how to use pants.

Get yourself a standard case at GameStop and a screen protector. Secure that bad boy down and you’re golden.

>keys in watch pocket
Yeah cause I constantly wanna smack against my keys when I wanna out my hands in my pocket as I stand to wait in line

show us your skins colour and how fat you are fatty nice belt how about buy pants that fit though you probably cant

>white niggers and white trash doesn't exist
must be nice being a filthy sheltered neet to not see how the world works outside

I hate seeing these treads because I don't know how much is Poe's law. Do you guys think actually playing video games in public is cool?

It's okay if you look at least above average. You're probably not above average if you browse here.

>not putting them into your backpack or side bag or jacket's inner pocket
weakness

man who cares about making a comfortable decent controller when you can make it look like something out of a michael bay transformers film that will certainly leave its players with cuts in their palms and fingers

lol who cares about other people

>"laptops aren't portable if they aren't on my pocket"
Huh?