Doesn't pay attention and gets caught at point blank

>doesn't pay attention and gets caught at point blank
>panics
>presses M2+M1 and deals 150 damage to you in melee range
Heh, that was totally intentional my man, and it's perfectly fine that my long range class is able to do that :)

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wow dude it takes 200ms to be able to headshot if you cant kill him that quickly u suck

Thanks, mate!

>salty scouts calling me a hacker for headshotting them in close range
I enjoy it, keep doing it please.

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>100% crit rate

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You're on 2fort playing sniper when this motherfucker flies off of the red battlements, you haven't the time to get a shot off on him since you just domed the other sniper.
What do you do?

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do a high five taunt and pray that he will accept

i focus snipers in every single game so that people can actually enjoy playing.

you didn't shoot him from behind, you fucking retard. Play scout, meatshot him twice in the back, done. Stop bitching and git gud

>playing sniper
>don't even know how you headshot some people at times, it just werkz
>that one player on the opposite team whose head hitbox is totally disconnected from his model despite having normal ping
>sometimes it takes half a second for a hit to register
wtf

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>see man with sniper rifle
>assume he's a marksman, a cold hearted killer with a pension for long range killing
>in the chaos of war, you can't tell how your red uniformed comrades are going down
>is that blood? no, that's just red
>you panic, bolt to flank him
>after all, he's only got one eye open and it's looking out of some adjustable porthole of a scope and through orange tinted shades no less
>little do you fucking know his pockets are filled to the brim with piss and planted right between his cheeks
>bushwacka
>Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
who the fuck plays tf2 anyways

the bushwacka seems kind of overrated
>jarate+damage vulnerability just gets you killed when a kukri probably would have crit anyway

Run into spawn and come back out with the Tomislav

bushwacka is bad when pyro meta weapon is scorch shot

Sometimes you can get multiple people in the splash, I saved a push into the pit on borneo once like this.

It's fun with the SMG that gives you minicrits

same
i even ignore medics that have uber ready honestly

You decided to main a class that wasn't sniper and you will suffer the consequences.

Sniper is the thinking man's class.

>overview of the battlefield leads to better understanding of enemy without directly confronting them
>can kill anyone, anywhere, but only if your skill is sufficient
>no random crits on primary weapon
>long reload time means you need to calculate every shot instead of purely spamming
>high skill floor/ceiling means your skill scales linearly with your skill, as opposed to classes with constant or exponential effectiveness

>losing to enemy team
>but enemy team can't win the round because they have too much snipers

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No that's still Demoman landing pills.

>pension
penchant