United statians cannot be trusted with a simple pen

>United statians cannot be trusted with a simple pen

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Land of freedom!

What? I think this is bait?

>tfw no pencil sharpener

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murrimutt kids would try to eat them

That's because the US got an invitational instead.

How is this bait? This is a fact. You lard asses are not getting the stylus

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You can't even legally get Kinder Eggs because fat americans try to eat the toys. Pencils are more dangerous than assault weapons.

Only Nincels would pay $60 for a fucking level editor.

legit yes you can. that ban was removed some time ago. i see them in most every decently sized store i go to

>implying you cant just get a cheap chinese stylus pen at walmart

meanwhile britbongs would have confiscated it because it posed "grave danger"

I can literally get kinder eggs at the grocery store. They taste like shit and the toy inside's head attached to his torso via a dick nub so if you swapped the foot and head it looked like a goblin with a swolen nob. 10/10 candy for the dick goblin toy.

Have I ever told you about the time OP killed three people with a 3DS stylus?

Imagine being a brown, non-american cuck. Imagine being autistic and buying nintendo games. Imagine a 600lb american nigger fucking your mother, spitting in her mouth, and you watching.

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I mean look at that pen, its literally a fucking weapon. Nintendo is literally selling weapons to children.

From what i know its because of a stupid law that noone bothers to change just like the japanese censorship law. From what i know in the US you cannot sell any foods with inedible things in it. Which well a kinder egg is.

Your life sounds awful pal

Man you Americans don't know about the world beyond the UK do you.

Why bother thinking about irrelevant countries?

kinder eggs were banned because some other company decided it'd be a cool idea to just jam some metal toy in the middle of solid chocolate

so in their grand wisdom they put a sweeping ban on chocolate-encased objects rather than hashing out specifics, until relatively recently when the ban stopped being policed or was lifted altogether

>sharpening a stylus

Cope harder, muttlet.

Well they even tried to eat those Switch game cards.

what
's even funnier is that tons of people got around the ban by just having some of the encased object peeking out, so it's not totally covered in chocolate and not subject to the rule

and sometimes those toys/whatever peeking out were still metal chunks in chocolate

>They taste like shit
Imagine growing up on so much poison that you can't appreciate nice milk chocolate.

wacky

NoA won’t spend the money bringing them over and people would find a way to pirate them anyway.

You americucks should get kinder eggs filled with strychnine

>comes with paper pad, pencil, and sharpener to jot down level ideas

Fuck the pen, gimme that instead.

Did you get invited?

>this fuckn real chocolate tastes like SHIT
>HERSHEY
>WHERES MY VOMIT CHOCOLATE I MUST CLEANSE MY PALATE

What if a kid uses the pen to stab the school soldier in the neck and steal his m249 hollow point belt standard school patrol issue and shoot up his whole class again?
Dumb yurocucks

gesundheit

>you don't like to eat horse shit, so you must like to eat DOG shit, instead!
based starving third-worlders

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sorry a bit of genuine dairy in the chocolate doesn't gel with mutt digestive systems but there's no reason to lash out