Are we the babies?

are we the babies?

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Human birth makes me gag

>watch some television
>it's a childbirth episode
>woman screams in agony as she shits an ugly screaming alien-looking slimy red thing out of her vagina
>someone holds it up and says "It's beautiful..."
>everyone looks at it and says "Aww..." in an adoring manner

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I wanna be a baby

Aw, user!
How can you not love the wonders of life... Popping out a BEAUTIFUL, wrinkly, bloody, and constantly screaming baby after hours of unimaginable pain that destroys a vagina in the process.. So much so that peeing and pooping hurts for a month and gives women postpartum depression?

How can you not love human birth?

My niece came out shitting like a fountain out of my sister-in-law's vagoo but she is indeed one of the most beatiful creatures on this planet.

You might be suffering from family bias.
Better get that checked.

Not babies!

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but can baby outsmart a boolet?

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Actual children on Yea Forums, wew.

You westeners and your obsession with hating babiea and child birth is hilarious.
A bit disturbed, but hilarious.

Shit is terrifying
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Child birth is why I pity women. I think God everyday that I'll never have to experience that. In this life at least.

>pitying women

lol

Strange, every adult woman I talk to have said that it wasn't that bad. And yet it makes Yea Forumsirgins cry for some reason.

Idk, I'm almost 30 and I still hate the idea child birth and never want to get pregnant.

I've witnessed child birth and babysitted my nephews and nieces more than enough to know I do not want to go through the same thing.

Also, I'm not a Westerner even if I currently live in Europe. I'm half Arab so I "should" love babies but I don't.

>get to live life on Very Easy modo for your entire life
>get to experience all kinds of joy and happiness that a lot of men would never experience
>but oh no, your vagina might hurt for a few minutes because you're a slut, that totally makes you pitiable!

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the baby is the friends we made along the way
the strands are the ties that bind us together
the eldritch abomination overseeing your every move is ur mom

The babies are your continues.

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>the eldritch abomination overseeing your every move is ur mom

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Yea Forumsintendo manchildren scared of pregnancy

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>You can go anywhere

Death Stranding was the friends we made along the way

It's pretty obvious.
>dude always carries BB around
>cutscenes are seen through BBs eyes

BB is a link to the other world.
BB is shown being inside the main character

>men thinking they know better than women what pregnancy is and tell women that legit don't want to be pregnant that they're children

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You are too material-minded.

I can't decide if these posters are either a dumb fucking discord tranny, extremely low-t bugmen or defective roastie from Resetera.

Either way, fuck off back to where you crawled from, disgusting niggers. It's good you don't want to have kids.