New HALO game will be announced at E3

We already know about Infinite

you have a Cortana in your fuggin start menu

>jannies won't delete this thread because they can't notice the dick from the thumbnail
based.

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I can't fuck the start menu.

I don't have win10 yet. Even if I did it isn't the same.

I want a real Cortana with touch feedback

Buy a VR headset.

Really shows how much they care about this place.

They better bring back mommy Cortana in Halo Infinite. Her design in 5 was a downgrade.

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Holy shit that body, just how in the world did they get away with this design?

>a literal dick pic on front page for over 40 minutes
Sasuga janitors

>all this Cortana
>No Halo 4 feet
Best part of that game to be honest.

footfags BTFO

Nice ethernet cable.

Just hold out a little longer. Were almost there anons
youtu.be/fggE3VI3NRg

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Take it back!

Would a synthetic penis count as a sex toy ... like a strap on?

Microsoft can be alright sometimes

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Jannies = trannies, in /o/ there is this pasta pic where one of the jannies there was shown to be an obese mutt that drove his moms car and posting that collage gets deleted relatively quick and a ban proposal is made

No it doesn't.
Looks bad, but not uncanny

Polygonal cortana was better

op pic + this one proves that MC wants cortana to jack in to his usb port.

But Cortana can't be trans, she was made that way, so she's a girl with a benis a futanari if you will, unlike trans who are men trying to be women, check mate, now the janitors shall come and delete this thread, for it no longer fits their agenda.

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Registered Jackoff 45

I want Cortana to interface roughly with my input port and upload deep inside my data stores!

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That is fucking bad

2>1>3>4
any other order and you're a homo

You call us homos yet youre the one that ranked the versions with the most boyish bodies first

fag
4>>>>>all

i really hate how they ruined cortana. the master chief and cortana together were pretty much the ideal video game protagonist team. i know that going rampant was foreshadowed a long time ago in the books and games but in hindsight it was a retarded choice because it wasn't really used for anything other than a cheap emotional ploy for pushing NEW HALO which is fucking garbage

also cheap oversexualizing. i mean yeah she is a naked hologram lady but that was less important than her role in the story and her integrity as a character and they went for the cheapest and lowest effort appeal possible, making her boobs bigger

Kek

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>reddit spacing
>tumblr capitalization
Based zoomer tranny.

It will be cucked shit whatever it is m8

So... where is my Halo MCC on PC?

youtube.com/watch?v=sQmVazrsZIM

It's always so painful to watch game journalists actually play video games, really makes me appreciate Twitch streamers and their gaming skills.

They're not journalists, though. They're all employees of 343.

I miss the streams with Grim, where you could actively shitpost without mods threatening you.

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This is objectively correct.

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What the fuck excuse did 343 make for Halo 4 and 5 music detached shit? The first three games nusic was pure audio kino and they ruined it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnwTG9Y7rH4&t=222s

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They didn't have Martini McDonald composing for them.

But there was already a standard set through the whole series for music excluding Reach. They didn't even use the main theme for fuck sakes, replacing it with shitty movie tier generic orchestra.

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I want H3:A, bros.

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Me too user. Fuck everyone who says HUUUUUUUUR IT DOESN'T NEED ONE!
Those 2007 graphics are dated as fuck and the elite models look like repulsive hunchbacks.

They announced it last year, retard. You're getting another shit CGI trailer this year.

I want Cortana to bully me

I want Cortana to step on my dick and laugh at me.

It does not need one.

The last two weren't all that great so why should anyone give a shit this time?

No, but it would be fuckin' nice.

>literal penis on the catalog for 3 (three) hours, not deleted
>post cropped porn that's sfw in a shitposting thread and I get a 3 day ban

>big fat Cortana dick in the OP
>image still up, thread still up
based jannies

Because we love Halo, regardless. Having a little optimism is good.

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>futa viyda characters
Hell yeah, user

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>fucked by a digital/holographic dick
interesting

kek they don't know

This post is over two hours old.

To be fair, it took me three passes and one enlargened picture to notice it

IMAGINE

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This thread got archived

Is that what I think it is

I don't want to imagine anymore. I'm tired of imagining. I want to experience it.

You will experience the cock in your ass eventually user, don't worry.

Oh I'm imagining alright

wtf is this

hey cortana

A bridge between 2d and 3d?

OwO what's this

Haha, am i the only ojne who wants to put his dick in there?

Halo died when Bungie left the series, not that it wasn't going downhill since H2 anyway.

Halo:CE was the best.

>what's the matter, Demon? Intimidated by my shapely wort wort worts?

damn, Subverse by Studio FOW looks like that?!

will they have futa though?

God I wish Cortana was real

She is real, if you have Windows 10.

it's FoW. of course at least one of the alien chicks will have a dong. the question is will it be a hermaphrodite, a herm/futa with no balls, or one od those western "futanari"'s with no vagina.

FLOOD GAME IN THE STYLE OF DEAD SPACE DO IT YOU FAGGOTS

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Someone should make a clippy version of Cortana were she masturbates in my homescreen

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IDK if this is off topic but I think it would be cool to program a Halo environment. The same is true for Gears, Battlefield or TF2 but the point is you could get them to work together and try out different plays.

Like you could have them escort a scorpion around the map, leap frog back and forth anytime their shields get low, or have someone with armor lock lead the charge into the enemy group.

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lewd

>posted over 4 hours ago
How is this still up

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She looks fucking atrocious. Makes me wanna puke when I see those retarded tits.

Halo 4 Cortana is perfect.

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an AI having tits at all is pretty retarded to begin with, retard

tranny jannies are still edging

dick is invisible in the thumbnail

Built for breeding.

haven't played anything past Halo 3 and have no interest in doing so
a large scale strategy game similar to Sins of a Solar Empire or Solaris where you're basically just trying to slow down losing could be pretty good

jannies are too lazy to actually open the thread

Viagra.

Kek

If I ever met a janny irl, I'd kick his fucking teeth in. On par with Yea Forums for how fucking useless they are.

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Basically AI War: Fleet Command?

How is this shit still not deleted?

Inb4 mobile game

haven't played it but yeah probably something like that
it would have to include a lot of political stuff like separatist movements to reflect the setting
something like that wouldn't be too popular as most of the Halo stuff is associated with ground warfare

Mods aren't here

WTF BROS SHE HAS A PEEPEEEEEEEE

virtual nudity isn't nudity

>XBOX isn't dead yet bros cause Halo
Might pick it up on sale on pc at some point. Why buy an Xbox when all the games go to pc, too?

Bring back CE anime hologram best girl

>New HALO game will be announced at E
Then what was Halo Infinite?

Who's making this technology?

i want to suck her cock so badly

mommy

>this thread hits 100+ posts
>but the Yea Forums webm thread keeps getting deleted
Explain this

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lmao
jannies are completely based now

No they keep deleting the webm thread

oh yeah, that too

one thread was doing well and they just deleted it for no reason

>futa
>balls
>no vag
i know it's not technically futa anymore but god damn it's the best

>thread about video game tits gets deleted
this thread with a high res dick in the OP is up for 6 hours

>user finally realizes he's gay

It's not gay when it's a girl's dick

t. gay

Mods love cocks, I thought this was common knowledge by now.

what thread?

>thread with a high res dick in the OP is up for 6 hours
wdytwa

this thread is also still up

They already announced Infinite, besides MCC, they're not working on anything else.

Bungie tried to kill the series 343 saved it sales wise.

Honestly thanks for making me go back and open the thumbnail

Mods are Cuckbox shills

IN. MY. MOUTH. NOW.~~~

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middle click it and zoom in

What the fuck you're right it's been almost 6hours by now kek. FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK 4CHANNEL

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>this thread is STILL up
>sfw titty thread was deleted
Fucking retards.

>Those 2007 graphics
Halo 3 unironically looks better than most AAA games released in the past decade.

best of both worlds

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based mods

But that's not a real cock, it's a hologram cock, so no reason to delete the thread.

that thread was off topic
this thread is VIDEO GAMES

No idea. 343 at least managed to do one thing right.

Based.

What does it mean if I instantly saw it just scanning the catalog?

>RyaNGosLinG.jpg

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.jpeg

i want her to ride me if you catch my meaning

Have mods still not noticed the dick?

its going to be attached to a robot for the specific use of testing the ripeness of grapes. yes im serious. its to increase production in the farms and not lose unripe grapes.

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>Nipples light up when she says "Chief"

>thread is still here
amazing

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>implying HALO can save anything after the disasters that were 4 and 5
I'm thinking Xbox is still dead, which is sad because I adored 3, Wars and Reach.

nice little detail

This technology is being wasted, we must rescue it.

The Jannies really are hypocrites. The "forbidden" Coco image got several CTR threads deleted so quick it's not even funny, even though it's SFW, but this thread has a literal, UNCENSORED cock in the OP and it's still up after several HOURS.

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What did you mean by this?

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Thread is alive futatana is a savior to this board

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I WANT TO GET FUCKED BY CORTANAS HOLOGRAPHIC FUTA COCK

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i can see it being used for this too. but the patents are private.

>Halo 4 sold 14 million
>Halo 5 sold 12 million
>Xbox One sold over 40 million
Yeah, Halo and Xbox are so dead, you sound like a Snoy tranny in disguisce.

Good thing Wars is on PC, fairly playable. And that 3 and Reach are coming sometime later.

>6 hours in
>a literal dick pic is STILL on front page

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This shit was good

*disguise

Keep on posting so jannies can see their favorite snack

It’s a feminine dick so it’s okay

>front page

>reddit terms
>not using catalog

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>"forbidden" Coco image
Which one is that?

>Why buy an Xbox when all the games go to pc, too?
You don't need to, since they'll get your money anyway. Be it through windows or you buying a game from them.

god i hate fateshit. Saber is so generic looking.

>Yea Forums doesn't have pages
based retard

based op

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uhh this IS a webpage

If a tree falls in the woods and no one sane uses anything other than catalog view, are you a faggot?

>using the catalog

fuck off zoomer.

>there are no pages in the catalog
literally retarded

you're trying too hard newfag

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>not viewing the catalog by bump order

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>generic
You say that like its a bad thing, why mess with perfection?

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Reply Count > Descending

anything else is for faggots

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THERE'S BEEN A LITERAL DICK ON THE FRONTPAGE FOR 6 HOURS AND MY SHITPOSTS GET DELETED WITHIN A 10 MINUTES MARGIN
JANNY IS A GAY FAGGOT THAT LOVES COCK

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no and it would literally be faster for you to google this information than sit around and shit up the thread by confusing others with misinformation

Okay, so since this whole thread is possessed with Cortana what if there are real bots? youtube.com/watch?v=jF-_zzJS-7c

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kek learn how to shitpost properly fag

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Should we tell him?

the jannies or mods are really inconsistent and i don't even understand it. i've posted sfw stuff that only shows a bulge and have been banned for 3 days. while threads like this can stay up until the bump limit.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/462284984/#q462284984
and nsfw images are even deleted in the thread but the thread was still up

post more smug animu girls

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face really reminds me of Mia from RE7

>that's a penis

Creation date for fast boards
Bump order for slow ones
Reply count if I only intend to lurk

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why can't futa be real bros

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That's obviously because the dick was covered and homo jannies wanted to see the full naked cock and balls.

>>Creation date for fast boards

brainlet

90% of a fast boards threads go unread, unnoticed boards.4channel.org/v/archive

4stats.io

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no i mean i posted the exact same image in a thread, not even the op, and got banned for 3 days

Let them finish the one they already announced first.

maybe it was too obvious, I assume mods simply glance over the catalog when they are actually trying to moderate this shithole

this one is not real either dumbass it's a fucking HOLOGRAM

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got u

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generic shit has it's time and place, but in art isn't one of them.

Visual Novels in general all have terrible character designs, i fucking hate them.

not him but I'm just gonna save this for later

The one by the original creator/artist where she strips, taking her overalls off, revealing her naked back. It heavily suggests she's topless. I could post it as I have it saved but I will most likely get banned for it.

aaaaand saved

I meant by newest, that way if I don't find threads worth posting in I can hit refresh and see entirely new ones

Mega based

meh
horsecock isn't drawn very well. they look like slugs. i have seen much better

Too big

Girl dicks should be smol and cute like they are

enjoy user i have plenty of smugs

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imagine the full force of a swing of those gigantic futa horsecocks impacting your eager waiting face

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but do you have the boogies

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Thank you user
I wish I was in the middle down there

hidarikiki is so quality why the fuck are translations so fucking slow.

negative
just smugs here

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>it's a stealth mission

IMAGINE

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brothers

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Why is 343 so incompetent?

youtube.com/watch?v=M6nZPrMSu0w

fucking kek

SIX HOURS

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You don't have a basic grasp of human anatomy? Stop broadcasting your virginity.

228 POSTS

me

Dead would imply it ever lived. I hope xbox can go back to the good old days.

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more please

Yea Forums is no longer an American site: bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48451384

poor gookmoot, think about all the advertisers that left 4channel over this

...

The upgraded visuals still look better.

>thread still up
maybe this place isn't entirely shit
futa is still fucking gay tho

This board is so useless it should be renamed to Gaming Culture or something
so we can have all the eceleb posts stay there

Are jannies on their break or something? THE CORP AIN'T PAYIN THEM BY THE HOUR!

oh fugg :DDD

who cares if its gay or not, jannies are still btfo

benis xD

Oi

>95% female
>5% male
>gay

LOL

You really think honestly that bona-fide faggots fap to futa? Where if you cover the dick they just see a female? You think that arouses them?

LOL

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So is XBOX actually dead or not?

how is it gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=NVMrpcoqOEA

Only as far as the amount of polygons and particle effects goes.
Lighting isn't that great and they fucking removed all the gloom and fog from 343GS and TwoBetrayals

are mods just gonna ignore the penis?

this
youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

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>5% male

depends on dick size I guess

It was announced in 2018.

blessed thread

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females are no more

attraction to cock=gay
just admit you wanna suck and get fucked by massive dong

The absolute state of jannies.

shit tier argument, I would be just as attracted if there was no cock because its a female body

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yea i do but im not gay, its just a 2d fantasy

Show me the futa threads, oh wait that's right you can't!

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why is the most basic vanilla brazzers shit drowning with men with giant cocks then? with the camera focused completely on the dick?

why do people watch gangbang porn?

straight men are attracted to dicks separate from the body.

>a female body
Female bodies have no dicks. You're just gay. Deal with it.
No one gives a shit about faggots for 50 years and you come out in full force trying to stir shit up again now saying you're "not" gay.

That's a retarded guy

>anime

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>6+ hours
I'm not sure if I should be mad or glad

You're confusing average, and straight.

Less gay than 50% male in """""""""straight"""""""" sex

It’s not a female body.

>hanging tits
>perfect

no

>horse dicks
ruined

THIS- is not a female body?

Crused picture, you faggots are most likely going to hell

It has a dick so that body belongs to a male.

>this other thing is more gay so this thing that is less gay isn't gay at all

Post more Cocktana, faggots

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It's an abomination, it's what it is.
If it has a penis and testicles, it's male. A male with tits. If you're into that gay shit, well power to you.

this shit doesn't apply to 2D brainlets

posting in a blessed thread

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if hell has those ladies i'll be glad to go ;)

How is this thread still alive btw?

big fat futa horse cocks are disgusting

The female body does not sport a penis.

this. 2d drawings are just drawings, they have no inherent meaning. If you see gay it's because you're gay.

>Yea Forums suddenly being christian conservatives when the moment calls for it

I always laugh at people saying a 2D picture makes you gay, do you seriously believe people who like futa would even approach a real tranny

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it looks like a normal thread if you just scan the catalog

>you have to be a christian conservative to laugh at desperately in denial faggots

Based mods.

GAY
A
Y

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>OP pic is still up

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6 hours lol

wat is this? is this something from the sims

>He doesn't like a slight sag to his tits
Pedo.

wew lad

Pfft moron
>100% male
>0% female

LOL

You really think honestly that females have dicks? You're a moron who's easily fooled by freaks, smart enough to fool weak minded cucks.

LOL

its the same arguments christians use, how are you not different from them ? you are not going to win this argument. you cannot control Yea Forums. some autist will startup this thread again tomorrow and the same shit will happen, stop trying to break the pattern when you haplessly participate in it.

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do you guys like WoW?

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This desu, futas still keep the sexy 2D anime look, meanwhile who in their right mind would go with a trans irl

>people report thread
>janny takes one look at the thumbnail and decides it's fine
>thread removed from the report queue
>new reports get filtered because the thread was already decided to be fine

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Ruined.

>doesnt like ugly shit
>is the bad thing apparently
hurrr

>Women are men!!
Serious user?..

I know this artist
this happens if you browse naughtymachinima too long

>on male
Nah

>Yea Forums has always liked futa and not just when my buddies from reddlt showed up
there's a reason its called a trap, bro

imagine the smell

>bc
this isn't home

ive considered fucking a shemale before.

>image deleted
kek

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the penis is the defining trait of a male.
>BUT IT'S NOT REAL BRO ITS JUST 2D IM NOT GAY
so what? is jerking to yaoi not gay then? what about normal gay porn? it's not "3d" since you're just viewing a bunch of lights on a piece of plastic.

>300 posts
>a single janny finally noticed that something is off

me on the bottom but unironically

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>mixing up futa and traps
You fucking retard

they finally noticed the dick

Fossilfucker

>took seven hours

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just stop posting and wait until the thread gets deleted
see you tomorrow

Shit

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ITS FUCKING 2D YOU RETARD

AND A HOLOGRAM AT THAT

You are taking the 3D mindset (female with dick = tranny) and applying it to 2D but it doesn't work that way, you can have females with dicks in 2D/fiction and they wouldn't be trannies like they always are IRL.