The Ion Maiden story so far

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>The original Shelly was meant to be an attractive woman and was a counter to Duke's hyper masculinity with her hyper femininity
>Numale Ion Maiden devs say screw it, take a shit on that and create a shitty design for a character
>Reviewer calls their game out for their politically driven redesign
>Ion Maiden devs try to harass the Steam reviewer by flagging his review
>Ultimately the devs got told off by a Steam mod and the flag has been removed
>After all that, they're now getting sued by Iron Maiden
>If they couldn't get a Steam mod on their side, how are they gonna beat Iron Maiden in a court of law?

moddb.com/mods/duke-nukem-alien-armageddon/downloads/alien-armageddon-215

As Duke himself would say, hail to the king, baby.

youtu.be/46MALEk-7cE?t=213 3:33, me when I found out about the court case and that there's a real chance Ion Maiden will never be finished

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Okay OP listen up

>You're a faggot
>You're a delusional psychotic faggot
>God damn you're a faggot
>Have sex

'Nuff said.

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79 and counting

Based and Ironpilled.

just change the title, problem solved

Holy shit, how pathetic can Iron Maiden get? They don't even have a basis for being butthurt over this game.

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I have no idea why anyone would make a thread like this, are you autistic OP?

They shouldnt have to, Iron Maidens lawyers are being a bunch of fucking faggots and have no grounds for this lawsuit.

Also Ion Maiden is a good name and references her Duke Nukem origins, it'd be shitty to have to change it.

He is severely retarded, see: boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/alien-armageddon-215/page/1/

He's Green Skeleton on Steam. Go dab on him.

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Nobody cares, incel. Go take a shower.

>sued by Iron Maiden
that's fucking retarded but oh well

>shitty design
>skintight bodysuit
>cute

I don't get that one, also Iron Maiden is a gay band for fags.

holy shit is this retard still at it?

Can anyone share this cucks steam ID?

>>skintight bodysuit

For a body with no curves

>>cute

NuShelly is not the least bit cute unless you're a desperate, sexless virgin and basically consider any woman attractive

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Yeah its set to private lol what a fuckin pussy.

>muh personel army
Never change newfag, never change.

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>The first concepts of Shelly were drawn in 1997, and had a heavy emphasis on sexualization, which was not uncomon the mid-nineties, although a bit embarrasing looking back with 2018 glasses;

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>shitty looking retarded design
>BUT IT HAS TITTIES

Have sex. Please have sex. Seriously for your own good. Go out, spend your mama's money on a hooker, and


Have sex.

What level of autism does it take to have a vendetta against a game for several years?

>goes back to Ion Maiden again because he gets BTFO hard when tries it with Blood
kek

You're not fooling anyone OP i know you dont want to get dabbed on.

This is what happens when you're a faggot nearly 80 times in a row and shilling your own mod on here. Dont be a fucking retard next time.

ABORT THIS SHIT THREAD

Oh my god OP have sex. Theres nothing wrong with Shellys current design, in fact she looks way better than she did in Bombshell.

Those designs all look like generic Duke girls, faggot. Get better taste.

>>shitty looking retarded design

Glad we're on the same page

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Have sex.

What an extremely reddit post

Why do you keep posting that when Shelly looks like this now.

Pic related is a good design, you tasteless virgin.

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>Those designs all look like generic Duke girls, faggot.

That is her origin, looks like you understand why current Shelly sucks so much.

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Yeah and its fucking dull and generic. I cant tell her apart from any other fucking Duke Girl, you fucking idiot.

Ion Maiden Shelly has an actual design.

>After all that, they're now getting sued by Iron Maiden
Pretty sure they are getting sued by Iron Maiden's greedy jew label not the band itself. The bands doesn't even know about these kinds of things usually.

How does that even compete with this?

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By not being retarded shit you'd see in a Rob Liefeld comic?

>Ion Maiden Shelly has an actual design.

Generic cop girl from Deus Ex Human Revolution is so original and memorable

Just so you know, Duke Nukem doesn't dress like a generic military guy for a reason.

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Please, do have sex. Like, right now

Shelly in Ion Maiden doesnt look anything like anything from Deus Ex you delusiona faggot.

And once again all you're posting is fap-bait pinup girls, you're not posting a design. None of these except maybe that retarded shit with the smiley tits is a design, they're just generic pinup girls.

did the Ion Maiden devs steal your girlfriend or something, what is with this vendetta

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>In 1999 - 2001, she got another range of designs by Paul Richards, with some having a closer resembelance to the current version of Shelly. For instance, in one instance she had a bionic arm, while in another she was a bomb defusal expert. This was still the late '90s, with an over-the-top emphasis on sexualization (How far we've come!).

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Green Skeleton you know we can tell its you hitting the airplane icon on your phone right?

Your spergout is too powerful to be containeed by an IP ticker.

OH MY GOD HAVE SEX.

HAVE SEX.

GET YOUR DICK WET YOU INCEL VIRGIN.

>Now getting sued by Iron Maiden

I posted this in the old thread before it shat the bed so I'm going to repost it here. Those old, dying faggots have no case.
These pants shitting Alzheimer dementia cock sucking old turds are going senile.
Someone didn't tell these soon to eat shit and die oldshits what ions are:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion

dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/iron

dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/ion

aka 'Atomic Maiden'. It has nothing to do with the grandpacore band form the 80s who are all getting arthrosis, rheuma and urinary incontinence by now. That's what the title was always about. couple that with Bombshell's past connected to Duke Nukem, with his and Bombshell's theme being nuclear/atomic.

I seriously hope 3D Realms sues back and kikes these filthy greedy jewpigs.

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