can't stop here, this is protoss country
it's korea time bitches, and now we've finally eliminated all the terrans and zergs we can enjoy nothing but PvPs til the end of the season like it was meant to be
>STORK VS. MINI (PVP, BO7)
and tomorrow
>RAIN VS. SNOW (PVP, BO7)
so come get cosy and watch hot dragoon on dragoon action with your pals tastosis
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If it has to be PvP all the way, I hope at least my boy Stork makes it.
Stork winning is the only thing that can save this KSL
Can Stork be stopped?
If I have to root for a Protoss, it's gotta be Stork. Win it all, Stork!
starcraft should add new races
>tfw playing in an eisteddfod tomorrow so I'll well and truly miss Rain vs Snow
fak
MY WIFE FOR HIRE
>bo7
oh god I forgot they become bo7s from now on
At least we will probably have some sick scarabs
I don't even want to watch.
>2 Bo7 of PvP
no more sharp :(
Oh shit I forgot it's thursday. Barely made it home in time
PvP is actually quite fun to watch
jiji?
THE DRAGON IS BACK
STORK DOMINATION INCOMING
mini vs snow would be ideal
Boomertoss vs. Zoomertoss
it hurts
I'm rooting for stork this season though.
The last number of my post will be the number of times Mini will cringe/rage for tonight!
Pain incoming
>strok
I know their english sucks but come on
Quality blizzard typo in the subtitles
>strok
artosis argument makes more sense
but tasteless has studied multiple subjects in college
Did yall see that incontrol got divorced
Didn't hear, don't really care, but it's not surprising at all.
Happy Mini
i knew they had separated awhile back
>mini smiling
Man, it's gonna be all the more sweeter when Stork kicks his ass.
>mfw Shuttle sniped by scourge
I don't even know if I want to watch this
I wonder if he'll somehow become MORE passive aggressive
Stop being mean to Mini!
Yeah well InControl is actually a cunt so not surprised.
FIGHT UNTIL YOU DIE BY THE BLADE OF THE ONE YOU HATE
Where's my song bros
will he though?
kinda funny on the pylon podcast
they mention some new starcraft books and artosis makes a joke saying something like
>maybe they explain why Jim Raynor went from hating Kerrigan to being in love with her
and incontrol goes something like
>yeah love is a strange and goes in ways you don't expect
No good music allowed in KSL
waiting for ASL probably
not true, sometimes you can hear the terran music
but i dont wanna watch all toss
wouldnt watch this if it didnt have tastosis
I wonder if he got cucked
KSL doesn't have cool music because Blizzard doesn't want to pay royalties
I just put it on in the background while I watch the game
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Mini about to get CAPED
you have toss v toss or have toss v toss.
your choice.
or you could have a toss for a few minutes and come back to toss v toss.
>Bo7
>ALL TOSS
I was gonna shoop reavers on to those monsters and maybe mini pleading "no I'm not ready", but turns out mini is doing reavers so whatever
gg
>Boomers
drobes...
GG
Mini ganbare
At this rate it'll be a 30 minute night
is the camera switching between players or do they look almost exactly the same?
Maybe they'll pick that map with the neutral sunken colonies...
Then we can pretend there's zerg!
stroke is the fat one
Not surprising at all, he's a known cuckold
Used to post some incredibly cringy shit on TL forums
...wasn't that the map they just played on
Welcome to Korea.
DON'T YOU...
FORGET ABOUT ME...
good thing yamete has quotes around it so we know its a word being said not just letters floating in the air
Deskutoppo
TITTY SAMBO
FUCK, I JUST GOT HERE
PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE PLAYING ON IT AGAIN
Anna told him she wasn’t happy anymore. They did couples counseling but still couldn’t work it out. Anna became a cali girl just wanting pets and no kids.
Best commercial.
*3 bo7 pvp
This ad is so annoying
and wanting dat BBC
Observers are probably some of the best units in the whole game. Debate me.
jittery gooks
Didn't Tasteless and Artosis say they were the worst detection units in the game?
well it'll be the first map again tomorrow
You're in the club when this nigga comes up and defiles your gf
wat do
fuck me im old
Irradiate his ass
You just made his argument for him.
Feedback him
ok guys dont worry we just make protoss jokes
my wife for hire!! xD
I think they did a really good job with remastered but fuck me some of the portraits suck ass compared to the old ones.
>*calls you once monthly*
what do you talk about
Soon.
Persistent wrist injuries
food
"I want my money back"
Dark archons, whether I want to or not.
warcraft 2
>400 apm vs 300
>whether I want to or not
are you saying you'd be under mind control?
>in a last ditch effort to win, Stork decides to go Carriers in the final game
>Mini responds by unleashing the forbidden unit
>Be Mini's Shuttle
>die
>Mini
>mini
>again
>mini
>shuttle control
Mini with the shuttle play again
Mini on suicide watch
haha classic scarab!
stop it tasteless, you're busy casting
imagine
imagine for a SECOND
reavers not dudding
just imagine
lmao
Looks like we're going to see Punished Mini today
wow seeing how shit this is makes me appreciate sc2
artosis get out of the thread XD
I'm honestly surprised they didn't mention mini's shuttle, since they do that all the time anyway
How many times will Mini rub his face with his hands after he loses this game?
Mini going for that CLASSIC play
Neva 4get
crashing shuttles has grown to be mini's signature move and i love it
I will never unsee the island giving a thumbs up
fucking saved
Mmmmm
Nice work user
beaut
>sweetened
absolutely not, this is some bitter corn & oat cereal
reavers into miracles
based stork keeping the series alive
gg
>Cameraman going straight to Stork
Fuck I want to see Mini's anguish
>that fucking hero templar staring into the face of death
Reminder that reavers get women wet.
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Man, mini is getting BOOMERED by stork
WE'RE ON THE WAY TO 8 GAMES, BROS
they'd be too strong. dudding is good, and there's a certain way you can prevent it
context?
Can Protoss draw?
lmao
BJ/streamer named cheolgu who made a bet with those kids. They lost and that was the end result. Ended up in Korean national news as well. Iirc, he had to pay a hefty fine for it.
they both eliminate each other at the same time
stalemates can happen after base races where both sides refuse to move out because one of them has dts and the other has an obs or whatever
one guy with a reaver left
but not enough minerals for scarabs to end it
There is a very old Pimpest Play in PvP where both parties have all but base-traded, both stuck having no production buildings and just a handful of units, and both had Dark Templar.
One of the players used his remaining Dark Templar to block the ramp, denying the other Protoss the reach of his Pylon, which would have led to a draw, since his opponent had no detection.
The Pimpest Play was that the opponent used 3 Dark Templar to morph a Dark Archon on the ramp leading to the Pylon, causing unit collision hitboxes to mess around with DT positioning, allowing the unmorphed DT to get past the Dark Templar blockade and snipe the last enemy building.
You could have a stalemate in any matchup situation where both factions are completely mined out / incapable of producing more units, and one side only has static defense while the other doesn't have enough units to break the static defense. The units die in a suicide attack, there are no more units left and buildings haven't been cleaned up = draw.
is tasteless retarded
tasteless on the sauce live
>mains protoss
what do you think
alcoholic dementia sucks
just adhd 110 iq
How much korean pussy has this chad slain? I'd say the number is 300+
How Tasteless do you feel today, Yea Forums?
8
solid 4
A strong 3.
STORK FIGHTING
about a 5
Can we finally admit that Brood War was never balanced and that Protoss is stupid and overpowered? It's the strongest race by a wide margin.
But it's the weakest.
>imagine if dragoon projectiles had scarab ai
>the ultimate retarded unit
LOW HEALTH SHUTTLES ON THE EDGE
gg
>all these nearly dead shuttles
it's just that protoss gets played by the strongest players
Literally everyone already knows this
Even the protoss players itt that will try and deny it know deep down
9 makes me laugh. Reminds me of Big Man Tyrone.
>it's the weakest
>strongest units
>strongest spellcasters
>easiest control
found the protoss player, enjoy your bw on easy mode
>strongest players
>implying
I could beat current Rain in my iCCup prime and Stork is a slow, phased-out boomer carried by playing the easiest race
How short is your memory? Terran has literally dominated for the entirety of broodwar's history. Zerg has shit on Protoss traditionally with protoss only having a few short periods where they figure a playstyle that counters the current zerg meta in zvp but eventually it always goes back to favoring zerg. And when the fuck has protoss been good against Terran at pro levels? They've been fucking owned every since 2007 when the "Flash Build" (fast 3exp and 2/1 upgrades) was introduced.
Even in ladder play it's easy to beat protoss if you know what you're doing. Just use mines, dropships or do early tank marine vulture all-ins. Most low level protoss players are shit at clearing mines and dealing with drops which means you'll get super far ahead and then just finish them with a timing push.
Stork is literally one of the smartest players. He won regularly against players like bisu, kal in 2008/09 even though he was as slow then as he is now.
>posts anime
>is an idiot
You wouldn't even be able to qualify, let alone beat a pro Korean of any race. You're either delusional or trolling.
back when susie was hot
that guy is the streaming bonejaw, I remember his antics years ago
YOU DIRTY BOY
>I could beat current Rain in my iCCup prime
Dumb animefaggot.
>chair a noble
did i hear that right?
>Chernobyl dirt
>radioactive
Tasteless is delusional. Send him to the infirmary.
you're delusional tasteless
yeah it confused me too
CANNON RACE
back when tasteless was hot
CANNON FIIIIIGGGGGHHHT
gg
Why Stork?
based series
>Terran has literally dominated for the entirety of broodwar's history
Maybe when Lost Temple was the map to play
>Zerg has shit on Protoss traditionally
savior was an outlier.
>And when the fuck has protoss been good against Terran at pro levels?
Found the zoomer. Since always. Arbiters and Carriers are broken. Last is supposedly one of the best Terrans next to Flash and he lost to fucking Stork of all people in build order phase. Twice.
>Even in ladder play it's easy to beat protoss if you know what you're doing.
farming D-level players is easy with any race
I know he's gonna lose but I wanna see it play out, just be annoying to the winner and force him to build more cannons
Mini, the Lord of Dirt and Scum.
Is artosis's wife still a whale?
>savior was an outlier.
Bisu was the outlier regarding PvZ.
Not to be a
>Flash
fag but Flash is the only Terran I've seen consistently beat carriers in tournaments.
I want Flash back. Streaming was a mistake
Do you know why Zerg 3 hatch hydra all-in in every ZvP, zoom zoom? Because they don't stand chance outside of cheese in ZvP. You would know if you weren't such a clueless newfag.
yes
>thats not true-WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
>Yfw you realise she's RAPiD in drag
Post whatever shit you can find in your Korea Time folder.
god i love them
>Maybe when Lost Temple was the map to play
No you fucking retard, just look at all the tournament winners in BW history and you'll see most are terran then zerg then protoss.
>savior was an outlier
Did you forget jaedong? soulkey? julyzerg?
Lmao, protoss has always been shit on after 2007 at pro levels. Yeah, now stork won against last because he prepared well with builds that take advantage of the current terran builds.
And I meant B-A lvls when I talked about low level players.
>I want Flash back
Same man. This wouldn't be an all Protoss finals if he was here.
Artosis' fucking face
Why didn't you cry about zerg being OP when literally every protoss got absolutely shit on and destroyed by soulkey and larva?
what is this commercial trying to sell?
Because he's the same type of dumb zerg player that can't remember when zergs used to go for fucking queen rushes in zvt. And when zvz was even more boring than now.
Korean caster voice pack for Brood War I assume.
tiny desk casters
ok mini make an end to this already.
lets get this season of ksl over with
EDDY
do they do stuff
artosis just called tasteless a manchild
Why do all koreans develop droopy jowls once that start getting chubby?
WHERE IS HE
>No you fucking retard, just look at all the tournament winners in BW history and you'll see most are terran then zerg then protoss.
Yeah, because early maps like Lost Temple were skewed towards Terran. iloveoov and other "revolutionaries" that influenced BW came from a Terran background because that's the real skill race, but all Terrans have is a headstart. In modern BW understanding, Protoss is overpowered. The real loser race is Zerg, who never had good maps and was never good at all.
>jaedong? soulkey? julyzerg?
Shit ZvPers. JD in particular has always been overrated and now Tastosis is clueless sucking his dick while he always underperforms in tournaments. July was from a different era, and even then he wasn't extraordinary.
Because that never happened, zoom. Larva only recently became a pro of any renome at all. Soulkey is a choker in tournaments.
There were 6 Protoss Dragons. How many Zerg or Terran dragons have there been? None.
Oh wait, that must have been why Bisu's win against savior is considered one of the most inflential matches ever. All that time before, Zerg got destroyed by Protoss! How could I forget?
I only have a starcraft folder
>There were 6 Protoss Dragons. How many Zerg or Terran dragons have there been?
Kek. How many Terran, Zerg and Protoss bonjwas have there been?
>Zerg got destroyed by Protoss!
wow it took people a while to figure out +1 speedlot/storm 1a2a3a
and if you look at any of those old games, you will find that what zerg are doing is the same shit as always - hydra rushes
outside of them, Zerg has no play
>JD in particular has always been overrated
>has 7 korean major tournament wins
>has the golden mouse
WHO WOULD WIN
THE ENTIRE GOLDEN ARMADA
VS
ONE CAPE BOI
SCOUT MENTIONED
It happened like a year ago, now I know you're just trolling.
SCOUT
best mechanics I've ever seen
SCOUTS!?
Chad probe stopping that dragoon.
SCOUT PROBE HARRAS
This game is fun madness.
>trouble town
What am I watching?
what is this game
what the FUCK is going on
mini the absolute madman
just needs a shuttle now
reavers are too OP
gg
F
>Pr*t*ss
Yikes
>PROTOSS
disgusting race, i can't wait for tomorrow
RIP Stork, I was hoping he would get a shot at the finals.
>that entire game
>Mini just wins
Oh okay.
>shield battery push
pvp about as shitty as expected.
>that worked
Damn, Mini got to the finals of the last ASL and now this KSL.
Now remove yourself from the gene pool, animefag.
>that anticlimactic ending
oh well then i guess, see you all tomorrow
>RAIN VERSUS SNOW, MORE REAVER SHENANIGANS OH BOY
Is mini going to win the final?
How do you prepare for him after that match
GG Mini
Watching Mini lose is really fun since he just breaks down, but I kinda want to see his smile if he wins.
>OSL medals only in the hands of a few select players from Terran and Zerg
>meanwhile OSL Protoss medals always belong to someone else
my point still stands, Protoss is overpowered, other races only work out for very dedicated players
note that most of the Terran trophies come from iloveoov and his pupils
same with how Maru single-handedly stops buffs to Terran even though it's the worst SC2 race
oh
I thought we were gonna have to two series of games today
see ya tomorrow
Jesus christ, you need to stop posting
I miss the old death animations. I feel like they just looked better across the board in non-remastered.
>my point still stands
No it doesn't
whatever, enjoy your next 8 protoss only ASL/KSL finals I guess :)
>'no u' tier argument
as expected of the khala defense force
>u werent loss
I wish they could say anything tangible about snow & rains plays
i can hear it
Is remastered worth buying?
its like 10 dollars
do you plan on playing on the ladder?
>protoss is overpowered
>gets shown how terran wins more
>"well you see.. I don't know who those protoss players, while flash is among the terran players, so anyone can just win if you're protoss"
>ignoring that there are as many terrans as protoss getting gold, 8, just the terrans having more repeats
It's an insane mental gymnastics you're going through to pretend that your point still stands in the face of the osl results.
What happened to Moletrap anyway? Haven't heard anything at all from him since the incident.
me play toss
me win
Yeah
moletrap spends most of his time these days scouting out new to gently-used cardboard boxes and trying to stay dry
Yes if you want to play on the ladder. If you only care about the campaign you don't need it (unless you just want the game to look marginally nicer), and if you're among the very few that care about Starcraft modding, you don't need it either -- some really good campaigns (Inconsummate) work only on 1.16.1, the last of the "original" Brood War patches.
With the Stukov nerfs in SC2 co-op the allure of buying SC:R to have a good free commander is also diminished heavily
then yeah probably
>the incident
I only vaguely recall something going on, what was it about?
didn't he fuck a kid?
whatever, enjoy watching your dead game as PvP becomes the standard finale of every starleague
there's no convincing the literal protoss zealots using outdated anecdotal info and "muh flash" (who doesn't play anymore) that they're playing bw on easy mode
Even most korean pro's agree that terran is overpowered, zerg and protoss are about equal. But hey, let's instead believe some b-rank scrub who can't beat protoss in ladder because he sucks.
ok bro
Watching some PvP is certainly better than incessant shitposting.
Good day to you.
Yes we should use your feelings instead of stats, or stats when we warp them to suit your feelings.
That's very reasonable.
>Even most korean pro's agree that terran is overpowered
>very few Terrans in the pro scene
>of these very few Terrans only Flash and Last are any good
>no Terrans in KSL semi finals, and they all lost to Protoss
>race so overpowered there's no bandwagon of people switching to it
>even Light recently tried switching to Protoss because of how bad his TvP is
>meanwhile there's a shitload of Protoss everywhere you look
ok