Imagine being so obsessed with a franchise and so brainwashed by Bethesda's marketing campaign that you actually did...

Imagine being so obsessed with a franchise and so brainwashed by Bethesda's marketing campaign that you actually did this.

Besides being uglier than sin itself, this job probably wasn't cheap either.

Fallout used to be a satire of American consumerism. Now it's the image of it.

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OP here again. I just want to reiterate that everything sucks now.

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Vault selfie! Aha~ ;)

I love VaultOut!

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LOL

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is that dried cum on his brow?

that pic is either brilliant satire or horribly sad.

either way, I don't think I've ever been that "excited" for anything, not even sex.

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My wallet is shrinking just looking at that pic.

dear god

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what's the lore behind opening your mouth on photos

Imagine trying so hard to fit in that you hate the idea of people doing things they love because it doesn't fit into your definition of what's okay

it's a side effect from consuming too much Nuka-Onions

Yea Forums tends to call them "basedboys".

Just hold some overpriced merch in front of the camera with your mouth agape to feign excitement. They do it for attention and to be quirky(tm).

that car looks great though, it's subtle too

lol, they auto change the work "onions" to based.

I want F1 and F2 aesthetics back

>not custom-paint your car as Jurassic Park ford explorers

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

>Besides being uglier than sin itself, this job probably wasn't cheap either.

Some kid plastidipping a $2500 car

Kek

>this job probably wasn't cheap either
Get a job.

"Hashtag I-Love-The-Fallouts!"

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It's the same as duckface on females. It's ok to look bad if you're intentionally making a silly face, so it's basically a defense mechanism for people who are insecure about their appearance.

Out of all the games they choose the one with the worst looking merchandise

So much THIS, i miss the sandcrete houses and overall hostile look of everything

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>this job probably wasn't cheap either.

it costs like 200 dollars to have this done at maaco

I think they're trying to emulate the awesome emote from long ago.

I tried it before and it feels forced as fuck.

neither of these

open mouth is a non-threatening/friendly natural display for humans. chimpanzees do this also