Why are modern games not fun anymore?
Why are modern games not fun anymore?
This is why.
HEY ANOMINOUS! GIVE ME A BOOST!
You're older and jaded
You don't have the same sense of discovery. You've played too many games.
Find a new genre you've never played
THANK YOU. I HAVE NOW BEEN BOOSTED.
Because they're out of touch with actual fun gameplay mechanics, and are hardly made with a strong will to make something that stands out gameplay wise. All you'll get are slow games jam packed with " content " for the sake of it, or a " compelling " story lore, all with little potential for replayability and a lack of depth in the mechanics or even just a decently fast pace that would warrant replaying the game
Play an indie with different gameplay
Avoid anything over 50 hours
Avoid AAA
I SIMPLY don't know what you're talking about.
Can you give me a boost?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. IT'S SPREADING.
alright what cropped porn is this
MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Games have gone mainstream and are now churned out by soulless corporations who only operate on profit and are terrified of risk.
THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A BOOST user?
Can you give me a boost?
OKAY, NOW [THROW DOWN THE [LADDER : ROPE] : PULL ME UP : HIT THAT LEVER AND OPEN THIS DOOR]
JOE IS WAITING IN ANTICIPATION FOR THE BOOST
wait a god damn minute...
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST SAY TO JOHN?!!!?? THAT BITCH!
I CAN'T BELIVE SHE SAID THAT!
because modern games are soulless rehashes of earlier games, and they try to make you addicted so you spend more itchy and scratchy money on random in-game bullshit. they take an idea that would have been a 5-10 hour game in the past, and try to stretch it thin so that you spend much more time but have less fun comparatively
I wanted this thread to be about cute boys not one schizo's grudge against Naughty Dog
Hmm, it's a little too high for a jump. Maybe with the help of a friend I could reach it.
Because you're jaded.
what the FUCK did you just say about me?!
if I could get to where you are (it's a little too high to climb on my own), I'd teach you a lesson.
I'll take the schizo's over the gays.
This is the future of gaming.
Some day, all games are going to star you the player as gruff Protagonist Man, and you will be followed by your wise-cracking AI sidekick (who is generally smaller in size and cannot be directly hurt or seen by enemies unless a quicktime event is prompted.)
Think about it. This is the future of gaming. All games will be 3rd person shooters where you learn to love again and learn deep, deep things about your character and also your wise-cracking sidekick.You also will crack jokes while murdering lots and lots of bad guys and neither of you will get PTSD.
I like gay boys too.
OP WHAT THE SOURCE OF YOUR CROPPED PORN!???
Partially because you are older and not as easily amused today, and partially because you have shit taste and are absolutely lazy, not willing to put even basic effort into actually looking for interesting games.
FUCK SHIT IT'S BECOMING REAL
Everyone needs to play boost simulator.
This is the future of GAMING. You need to get your SIDEKICK up onto the LEDGE!
Boostpilled.
Stop playing western AAA "games".
Have you tried playing the good ones?
Ace Combat 7, Anno 1800, DMC5, Sekiro and Three Kingdoms all came out this year.
Just play videogames you fucking retard.
Yes.
I mean, not ten years ago, the EXACT SAME was said except about all games being super-linear gritty FPS.
And then five years ago, about about all games becoming a dull ubisoft-style sandboxes.
And also in the meanwhile about all games becoming Minecraft clones. And DayZ clones. And then all games beming rogue likes.
Do you people even fucking LISTEN TO YOURSELF?!
Do you have literally NO self awareness?
I don't know what you're talking about. This is the pinnacle of gaming.
smol peepee
Void Bastards came out today and I just played it for 6 hours straight
gaming has unironically never been better
>Do you have literally NO self awareness?
I'm using hyperbole and exaggeration to be funny. I know it's a trend.
Until then, I need you to climb on my shoulders user.
It's the same thing that happened to every other entertainment industry once it became super commercialized.
Modern big budget western games are now made for stockholders. Not gamers.
It's no longer passionate nerds making games for gamers. You have to dig for that now.
The big things advertised in your face are guaranteed to be super dumb simple shit designed to extort you from every penny you have.
I think one of the most fun parts of AAA games is having all of your control fucking ARRESTED from you in a long drawn-out team climbing animation so that the next section of the game can load in the background. There's truly no better alternative.
you grew up
source ?
good thread
You always had tons of shit games with a few gems in between even in the very beginning.
games were never fun
>that face
>IMPLYING
>tfw came into thread expecting something completely different
You slurped the Yea Forums kool aid straight from the cock you fucking faggot
GIVE ME THE SOURCE
NOOOOOW
AA market is dead and the niche market is dying with it since only indies cater to them but its always half assed, and the AAA market is clinical, corporate, soulless and so risk averse that it feels like you're just playing the same game over and over again with a different skin.
give me the sauce pleas
fucking faggots
It's probably the lack of shotas that keeps you from being interested.
>having a grand old time making money setting the noble houses against one another and making a shit load of money
>pick up an out of work hedge knight in Wolfenstein
>since he's an optimist and drunkard like my other hedge knight I picked up earlier, figure they'll be best buds
>a few weeks pass and they throw down because they were on opposite sides of some battle years ago and they both say there can be only one
>throw a ton of money at them both to knock it off because they are both carrying the company in the battle against the undead infestation
Niche games are what you're wanting. Niche games.
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They are not longer about fun, but about getting normies addicted and spending a lot of money on in game items.
Everyone with taste notices.