Is there anything this man can't do?

He's chinese you dickhead

Make a good game.

>collector's edition comes with bb pod
based

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Not make Yea Forums seethe

>kojimbo is probably gonna live into his 90s and keep making amazing games that cause Yea Forums to seethe

He scans his celebrity friends into his games and doesn't afraid of anything (not even Konami and their yakuza hitmen)

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Oh wow, it's actually life sized and not some paperweight.
Considering more and more about getting it.
God I hope the games this fall don't dissappoint. Also hope I can run VTMB when it releases.

I think you mean anyone.

better be quick. It's practically sold out everywhere.

a good game

CUTE

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finish a game on time

make a good game

She's got the coke face all over her.

make a game with actual gameplay

always full body scanning (including nude) young women.

Why?

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Not being a pretentious shit.

He's like a yoko taro with David cage Tabasco pumped into him.

So Quiet's body is the same as Joostens? I don't believe it. There's no need to take anything but the face

Damn, is it really? Considering how it's $200, and really expensive as far as collectors edition go, that's impressive

>tfw job hasn't sent my check through yet

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Can't cook a meal.

Can't be a real dad.

Make good games

In US it's already sold out at Gamestop and Best Buy.

I think I'm fucked bois

What the fuck is he wearing on his neck?

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Neck Strand

Says it's 'coming soon' on best buy's site here on the west coast.
Also just says it's not available on gamestop's site. Might have to just go down in person tomorrow when I sign the paybinder.

Make another Metal Gear Solid

I pre-ordered it yesterday on Best Buy but I guess it's not available anymore.

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well fuck me

>cheque
Umm the fuck

Make a new Metal Gear game.

It hasn't even been 24 hours yet. Relax, they'll make more available over the next coming months. They're not going to out it up once and then that'll be their total stock

direct deposit, whatever

Write a good story or design deep gameplay

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MGS2 filled both those two criteria though

Be humble

Death Stranding is the opposite of pretentious. They literally state the message in the trailer, and it's about how human connections are important.

What thoughts lie behind the smile?

>MGS2
>Deep gameplay
Lmao, play a real stealth game instead of that Pacman tier shit

>Kojima has transcended scarfs, and now just wears a zippy neck thing.

This. the last good game he made was MGS back in 1998 (20 years ago)

>real stealth game
Name one (1) released in the past 18 years

Hitman 2.

I'm talking about him and not the game. Remember how there was a backlash on quier and instead of just saying he liked sexy girls he just said we would be ashamed of being critical of her once we hear her story?

>MGS2
>good story
The absolute state of pseudo intellectual weebs

>that patch on his chest
>brides
>spiderweb across the USA
WOKE

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Roofed and blue pilled AF

usually when you preorder something, you dont get charged until it ships

nah, best buy always does shit like that when they are out of a preorder temporarily.
it went up for preorder there shortly after the trailer dropped but then switched to "coming soon".

for the love of god
this is legit fraud

What's that mean?

Make metal gear 6

>Chinese
But I thought he's north korean tho?

whos the girl?

she cute

Hot. does she have any nude scenes?

make a good game.

write concisely.

METAL SOLIDRU SIXRUUU!
DEATH STRANDU!

I really like jacked teeth on women. Is this becoming a mainstream thing? Are fucked teeth finally considered hot?

Where's the Joosten?

>Also hope I can run
OS: Win 7 64
Processor: Intel Core i3-560 3.3GHz / AMD Phenom II X4 805
Graphics: AMD Radeon R7 360X or NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti
System Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 40 GB Hard drive space
DirectX 11 Compatible Graphics Card

The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged. Hideo Kojima is known to be THE most hung guy in vidya, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.

They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Kojima barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Kojima's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

BASED

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i wouldnt want to be white either

make an actual video game

Where's the original pasta for this?

Splinter-cell blacklist.

Seriously its good, go pirate it.

jimbo is a white weaboo. Not sure what they are like but they love american culture like weebs love japan. Guarentee jimbo wants to be a white dude.

Nevermind got it. It's between Portman and Neeson

$200 dollars for a CE LMAO

so stephanie joost was replaced by a hotter younger actress....kojima you hound.

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Be alone.

>Is there anything this man can't do?
Actually isolate himself.

Oh, wow. Guess I don't need to worry then.

Make a game