Bad guys are literally called "the homo demons"

>*whistles for magic motorcycle*
>autowalks on road to quest marker
>*Pinwheel vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a BT™, gotta be"
>"Come on, fetus"
>*follows pinwheel*
>guys in BT™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY GHOST SOUNDS"
>"President of jack shit" ALALALALA but on cello *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic walk and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm.... Hazmats™ pretending to be BTs™......better tell the post office head about this"
>"Come on, fetus"
>*autowalks on road back to village*
>"HEY FUCKIN FUCK CUNT DELIVERY BOY, WHAT ABOUT THE SHIPPING LABEL WE PAID YA FOR YA FUCKIN FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as BTs™, here's proof *shows ladder*"
>"HEY BRIDGER, HERE'S YA REWARD THE WHOLE POST OFFICE CHIPPED IN"
>"Busting up BTs" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 packages received

>464007005

unironically this

Kojima happened, he's a hack.

Ron-Paulman

Result of every single MGS game since 4 sucking complete ass + more and more pretentious bullshit as the years go on
MGSV was a decent balance between cryptic stuff and stuff that was easily understood, well, before launch.
Shit like "UR DA MEDIC THE WHOLE TIME D00D!!!" is genuinely AWFUL writing that I'm pretty sure nobody likes.
Now we have Death Stranding, and the whole gimmick this time is "woOOOOowww Kojima is so le wacky xDDDD" and that's all there is too it. People immediately forget that he actually thought the abysmal story in MGSV was okay and instead blame it on "big bad Konami >:(" because Kojima wasn't able to make Chapter 3 which someone would fucking make the story better? Kiss my ass.

Kojima-san is the most based and red pilled motherfucker there is

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Hideo did the gay fusion dance thingy with Kojima. This new "Hideo Kojima" is a hack.

MGSV happened. Also Yea Forums has been on the decline for ages now. Yea Forums after gamergate and ESPECIALLY after the election is not the same Yea Forums we once loved. Its just a shitposting haven where everyone shits on the newest releases for the fuck of it. People will try to claim that "dude it was always trash lmao." and those people are newfags, because pre-2014 Yea Forums was nothing like it is now. Shit like getting Kamiya to post here, the thank you card to Nintendo, and Operation Blue-Bird would never happen now. All that shit would just be called "Cringe" by nu-Yea Forums.

Too many Kojimbo "fans" that only played TPP circlejerking over DS even though they have no idea what makes him unique.

kek

Literally every game Kojima makes is about him struggling with his homosexuality, and the definitions of "traditional masculinity." I'm not sure how people miss this.

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MGS4, MGSPW, MGSV

I will eternally be butthurt by the cancellation of Silent Hills. For some reason the P.T. demo is forever seared into my mind, it looked so much better than all the other Silent Hill shit thus far so I was mildly hyped for a video game for the first time in a while. I don't even know why, I don't like Silent Hill or horror games mostly, but this made me mad.

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Jaded contrarianism

>game Kojima makes is about him struggling with his homosexuality, and the definitions of "traditional masculinity."
You genuinely got me curious, explain as much as you can

>the thank you card to Nintendo

This was probably the lowest Yea Forums has ever gotten. Even worse it was done in the middle of Nintendos worse generation yet and was done to try and make the "company" feel better.

>homo demons
This is gonna make for some fun headlines

>game looks like another one of those
>only reason that the game is getting attention is because it's by Kojima and some movie fags
>would be hard miss otherwise for everyone
>I thought Yea Forums liked Kojima????????????

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Yea Forums happened

>projecting this much
If you see gay shit everywhere it's probably (you)

But you're all homo sapiens si what makes this so funny?

v likes to be contrarian and now fellating a game dev is cringe

It was directly after Nintendo's 2014 e3 which was one of their best e3 presentations yet. The reason they did that card was because Sony and MS were so shit that year and they were excited for Nintendo's upcoming lineup. People didn't know that Bayo 2 and Starfox Zero were going to be disappointing at the time.

Everyone loves Kojima after Konami fucked him over so now Yea Forums has to hate him

>"the homo demons"
they walk among us

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You forgot
>Kojima Productions presents...
>A game by Hideo Kojima
>Directed by Hideo Kojima
>Produced by Hideo Kojima
>Written by Hideo Kojima

>no "come on, fetus" at the end
still a solid 8/10

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>Also Yea Forums has been on the decline for ages now. Yea Forums after gamergate and ESPECIALLY after the election is not the same Yea Forums we once loved.

Yea Forums's been shit since 2009.

>People crying "contrarianism" when Kojima simply hasn't made a good game in years.

I don't get you people. I mean, I wish he still made good games too, but I think it was more a combination of him, the people he worked with, and him being on some sort of leash (even if it did get longer and longer with time).