Have you ordered your 200 dollar baby?

wow this store sucks

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You just know some YouTuber will fill it full of champagne or apple juice and drink out of it.

What are the "shipping" rates? That's usually where the real scam begins.

i don’t even caring about this game but I want this baby

I genuinely like the BRIDGES design so I bought some merch

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i bought the necklace as soon as it was available, months ago

Fuck, I might actually shell out for this one.

>premium
>only $12
Oh no no no

Why? I'm not judging but wtf why do you want a life size baby in a pod?

life like texture

it's provocative

it's cheaper than getting an actual aborted fetus in a jar

So the baby is Sam's past self, right?
That's the reason why he's able to respawn?
Because when Norman connects his cord from his suit to the baby's vessel, text comes up saying "CONNECT TO THE PAST".
So when his mature body dies or gets killed, the baby gets exposed to that time acceleration rain that's been collected and we're back to where we left off.
The babies are literally just 1-UPs.

>friend texts me, "Death Stranding trailer came out this morning, release date is November
>"Oh, cool! I'll watch it after work."

>didn't realize the pre-order also went live
>sold out before I got home and saw

Oh well.

No fuck off, I want nothing to do with babies after the big scare I had with my sister

are kojima fanboys the worst plague in all of videogames?

you're like movie fans who won't shut the fuck up about pulp fiction

I wasn't too interested in it but I checked to even see if collector's editions were available and it looks like gamestop and bestbuy are already sold out.

Imagine ever purchasing an individual pair of socks at such a high price when you need to change your socks on the daily and nobody even gives a fuck about them.

Always buy socks in packs of 5/6 pairs

Kojima desperately wants to make movies but he has to settle for pretentious walking simulators instead because he doesn't actually have any creative talent for movie making. It's fucking hilarious to watch him try so hard to make something deep and profound with video games of all fucking things.

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it doesn't say it's a limited run, they'll probably open up more preorders. it's 5 months from release, there's no way they won't take more orders from now till then

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It's probably a blessing in disguise. $60 for the game, so that means Baby Statue and the Keychain and the plastic nondescript Cargo Box are $140.
I think I'll get the Sam Porter figma instead.

Is this some kind of fleshlight?

You're only mad because you know I'm right, user.

i'm furious

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The real question is why is his hand a cock

At least you're being upfront about it.

this is a very dumb take, in which you imply that videogames are beneath art

i'm all out of yikes to give

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do you think kojima asked bruce willis to be die hard man before getting tommie earl jenkins

kojima deserves better than some weaboo defending him

videogames are valid mediums for artistic expression, if you don't think so, then buy a rope with adequate tensile strength to support your morbid obesity while still being able to snap your neck

that's a yikes from me dawg

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Oh come on that's false advertising, he's asian so what is that 1:3 scale?

I want a real brat in a jar, I'm not falling for another Master Chief helmet scam.

i am 5'10" you little bitch say that to my face see what happen i put babby in your esophagus

now THIS is kino

based

i riked it

>JUST
>MY SOCKS

do you think a single pair of these socks have sold